Television
TV schedule Thursday 24th March 2016
Diddy TV
Series 1, Episode 9 - Let It GoDiddy Hazel Irvine hosts the final of the world snooker tournament between Juddery Trump and Ronnie O'Notagain. Also, there is more American sitcom action in RoboPop.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 5 - ZombieClem's freaks out when she thinks Nero has sent her a CD of love songs. And Lizzie thinks Dexter has invited her to a zombie apocalypse.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 14 - The Colosseum, ItalyGlitch visits Rome to race his grimbots in the Colosseum. Can the Go Jetters stop him?
My Family
Series 11, Episode 10 - Susan For A Bruisin'Susan wants to look her best for an impending school reunion. When she is asked to give the keynote address, however, she decides that her best may need some help. Unfortunately, Ben is on hand to administer the 'Cavitox'.
Flat TV
Episode 1 - The PackageTom's eBay ploy pays off and just 7 to 10 days later, the boys spend the day waiting for the package to be delivered. Meanwhile, Sophie's having a party - and Tom's not invited.
Flat TV
Episode 2 - SauceWhen his internet stalking fails, Tom resorts to breaking and entering in order to get closer to gorgeous new neighbour Sophie. Meanwhile, Naz invents a new sauce.
Flat TV
Episode 3 - Locked OutTom and Naz find themselves locked out of the flat after Naz breaks another one of Tom's flat rules. While Tom just wants to get back inside to watch Antiques Roadshow, Naz decides to escape Tom's tyranny and live in the wild.
Flat TV
Episode 4 - The NemesisIn a bid to impress gorgeous new neighbour Sophie, Tom agrees to look after Aoife's nephew Kieran. Unfortunately, he turns out to be a bit of a handful. Meanwhile, Naz becomes a Monk.
dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 3 - HolidaysA place has become available for Bren to go on holiday to Marbella - with Tony. That's if her mother, Petula, doesn't get in the way.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 7 - St Albert's DayArkwright invents a Saint's day so that Granville can check the pockets of a foreign visitor who he suspects of shoplifting.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 7 - As One Door ClosesDel's skint again and his latest deal has fallen through, but Rodney discovers a rare butterfly which will solve all of their financial problems.
Would I Lie To You?
A selection of three episodes from the lie-based panel game.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 1 - From Prussia With LoveRodney takes pity on a heavily-pregnant and homeless au-pair girl he meets in the Nag's Head. When he invites her to stay at the flat, Del sees a nice little earner about to be born. But will Boycie be interested?
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 4Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Kevin Bridges and Rebecca Front. Rachel Riley is back on numbers-and-letters duty and Susie Dent is in Dictionary Corner with Joe Lycett.
Come Fly With Me
Episode 5Immigration officer Ian Foot pulls in Taaj for questioning as part of a random security check.
Big School
Series 2, Episode 2It's Miss Postern's birthday - but unfortunately it seems she's the only member of the Greybridge teaching staff who has remembered.
QI
Series L, Episode 2 - Location, Location, LocationWith Aisling Bea, Jason Manford and Johnny Vegas.
Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 2 - Easter SpecialTonight's guests are comedian Johnny Vegas, TOWIE star Ferne McCann and TV presenter Rylan Clark-Neal.
Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 16, Episode 4 - The Voice judges, Fresh Meat cast, Years & YearsAlan is joined by all four of The Voice judges: Paloma Faith, Boy George, will.i.am and Ricky Wilson who talk about this year's competition. The cast of Fresh Meat: Jack Whitehall, Charlotte Ritchie, Joe Thomas and Greg McHugh discuss the final series of the show. Plus Years & Years perform their new single Desire live in the studio.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 4 - Night Out In LondonIn a desperate attempt at reinvention, Will decides that the lads should become cool and go clubbing.
Miranda
Series 3, Episode 2 - What A SurprisePenny embarrasses Miranda by running for local councillor with Tilly as her wing man. Gary has put himself on the dating scene and Miranda decides she has to do the same.
@elevenish
Episode 2Tez Ilyas heads onto the streets of London to ask how to stop Islam; Lolly Adefope talks about racism in acting; and Natasia Demetriou has grand ambitions for the show.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 7Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 4, Episode 5 - Small OpeningSaffron's first play is due to open for a limited run. When Eddy discovers it's autobiographical, she is afraid it will paint her in a bad light and resolves to have the production shut down.
Hoff The Record
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hostile Environment TrainingThings are looking up when Hoff is offered a job as a landmine charity spokesman.