Television
TV schedule Saturday 19th March 2016
It's In The Bag
Cockney sisters Gert & Daisy discover a dress they have just sold has £2,000 sewn into its lining.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 42 - Wizard's BeardBilly finds a beard on the floor after the wizards have run by on their annual marathon.
Champagne Charlie
Musical comedy starring Tommy Trinder as the music hall star Champagne Charlie.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 18 - The Good FairyCouncillor Cowdrey has committed a thousand bad deeds and the Good Fairy would like a word with him.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 20 - The New PosterRichard is set to lose his job if business doesn't improve. Sooty and Sweep decide to make some new posters to advertise Slater's Holidays - but this means tricking Richard into having his photograph taken at the worst possible moment. What will the guests think of the disastrous results?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 9 - Favour Of The MonthTracey's good deed backfires when she tries to help an ex-con.
Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 1 - High FidelityCrises on two fronts for Tracey - first in her marriage and then with Sharon.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 19 - Car WarsMr Bean finally has a showdown with the mysterious Reliant Robin. Who will be the victor?
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Sorry!
Series 7, Episode 5 - Winter's TalesTimothy shows Mother, Father and Pippa round his new home. Mother gets a chance to put Pippa off Timothy for life.
Boj
Episode 21 - Mia's PetMia has a pet ladybird in a box. When Mr Cloppity explains that ladybirds need to fly free, Boj plants a mini Giggly Park outside Mia's house for the ladybird to call home.
Laxdale Hall
Car owners in a remote Scottish village refuse to pay road taxes untill a proper road has been built.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 9Zany scientist Professor Muddles has some trouble with his pet cat and some itchy fleas, Nana Knickerbocker finds herself at a bus stop and thinks she's in the panto Dick Whittington and Storybook Stan tries and fails to read a winter's tale.
4 O'Clock Club
Series 5, Episode 3 - SwimmingNero joins Clem's swimming club - but soon finds he's well out of his depth.
The Almost Impossible Gameshow
Series 1, Episode 4Another episode of the game show in which 50 members of the public compete - with almost no chance of winning at all.
The Tommy Cooper Hour
Episode 6Tommy Cooper stars in a series of hour-long specials dedicated to his unique and hilarious blend of comedy and magic.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Documentary - A Day In The Life Of Millie InbetweenA look behind the scenes to see how the show is made. We meet the cast and crew on a typical day to see how the series comes together. Ever wondered if Millie and the gang go to school while we are shooting? Who does Millie's make-up? Or who's the funniest cast member? All these questions, and more, will be answered in this behind-the-scenes special.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Documentary - A Day In The Life Of Millie InbetweenA look behind the scenes to see how the show is made. We meet the cast and crew on a typical day to see how the series comes together. Ever wondered if Millie and the gang go to school while we are shooting? Who does Millie's make-up? Or who's the funniest cast member? All these questions, and more, will be answered in this behind-the-scenes special.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Christmas Special - Thicker Than WaterWhen Rodney opens the door to a stranger at the flat he soon learns from Grandad that it's his long lost father, Reg. As Del returns home from the pub, his anger is abated when Reg tells them he is ill and it may be hereditary. The subsequent blood test results threaten to split the brothers up.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
One Foot In The Grave
A repeat run of the entire third series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
Boj
Episode 21 - Mia's PetMia has a pet ladybird in a box. When Mr Cloppity explains that ladybirds need to fly free, Boj plants a mini Giggly Park outside Mia's house for the ladybird to call home.
Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 6Mim tries to persuade Roger to cancel the match against Piggy Pearson's team, because of the incident with his divorced sister some time ago.
Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 1 - Moving InJustin is moving into his new house. Little does he know that there are two characters already living there. How will Justin and his new friends get on?
Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 7Maggie and Kevin attend the rehearsal for their wedding but they aren't as enthusiastic as organisers Mim and Roger - who are clearly in their element.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 30 - Chocks AwayWhen his model aeroplane is blown out of the sky by a rival kid's, Mr Bean sets his sights on revenge. Next day, his newly-constructed fighter plane is almost ready for take-off. But it lacks a vital part - and the model shop is shut! No matter, it is chocks away with Teddy at the controls, fighting for airspace over London N10.
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the third series of the comic historical saga.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 19 - Royal BeanMr Bean meets the Queen during a visit to Buckingham Palace to replace his favourite, but broken, mug.
The Interviews
Series 2, Episode 1 - Peter SellersThe fascinating life story of Peter Sellers, who became famous on radio as one of The Goons, and then in the movies too.
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Episode 5The comic greats featured are Ronnie Corbett, Les Dawson, Max Boyce, Steven Wright, Joe Andy, Morecambe & Wise, Jackie Mason, Chic Murray, Alexei Sayle and Frank Carson.
Perry And Croft: Made In Britain
Episode 1 - War & PeaceThis episode looks at War & Peace - and how the British spirit has triumphed when tested.
QI
A selection of episodes from Series B of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
Perry And Croft: Made In Britain
Episode 1 - War & PeaceThis episode looks at War & Peace - and how the British spirit has triumphed when tested.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 6 - If The Cap Fits....Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
You're Back In The Room
Series 2, Episode 2Phillip Schofield is joined by world-renowned hypnotist Keith Barry in the game show where five strangers team up to win a potential £25,000. Featuring celebrity guest Chris Kamara.
Bottom
Series 3, Episode 1 - HoleAfter an evening at the fair, Richie and Eddie are rather alarmed to find themselves trapped at the top of Europe's largest ferris wheel for the night. Then everything gets much worse.
Downhill
A film about old school friends who decide to undertake Wainright's Coast to Coast Walk.
Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 6 - If The Cap Fits....Frazer is becoming increasingly troublesome, so Mainwaring tries to solve the problem by temporarily promoting him to the rank of captain. The plan soon backfires when a visitor mistakes Frazer for Mainwaring.
An Audience With...
Episode 7 - Billy ConnollyBilly Connolly offers his unique brand of stand-up humour to a star-studded audience including Twiggy, Clive James, Michael Brandon, Ringo Starr and Samantha Fox.
Paul
Sci-fi comedy starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as friends who chance upon an alien whilst travelling across the US.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 3 - PornographyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 10, Episode 11 - Hugh Jackman, Taron Egerton, Shazia Mirza, Luke Evans, Primal ScreamJonathan chats to X-Men star Hugh Jackman, along with his co-star Taron Egerton from the upcoming Eddie The Eagle film, British stand-up comedian Shazia Mirza, High-Rise and The Hobbit star Luke Evans, while Primal Scream provide this week's music.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Highlights SpecialA compilation of the popular news quiz that looks back at the big news stories of 2013. With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and a variety of guest hosts and panellists.
Celebrity Juice
Series 15, Episode 1 - Celebrity Juice LiveCelebrity Juice is going live for the first time ever to kick off the brand new series! Unedited, uncensored... unbelievable. Seriously though, who's let this happen? The guests are Willoughby's This Morning co-host Phillip Schofield, The Voice judge Ricky Wilson, and 'Queen of the Jungle' Vicky Pattison.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Highlights Special - Series 1 HighlightsA bumper crop of unseen clips from Series 1 of the left-field chat show. Hear how Josie Long will turn into an old male Sikh and Marcus Brigstocke nearly became a polar bear's lunch!
Arena: Ken Dodd's Happiness
A tribute to the Liverpudlian comic Ken Dodd, in which he discusses his 50-year career and the influences of his comedy style.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 2More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 6Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Very British Problems
Series 1, Episode 3 - Feelings And EmotionsThis week the celebrities talk about Brits' excruciating inability to express emotions and feelings.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 6 - How the Elephant Got Its TrunkWhen Vinnie goes AWOL, Reenie is forced to take on a new volunteer at the charity shop. But who is the mysterious Keith Drop and what is the dark secret behind his costume jewellery? Meanwhile, Dog Cinema impresario Kenny Harris is shocked at the return of his arch enemy, the felinophiliac Dougal Siepp.
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 3 - 'Old De Front Page AgainThe siege continues, with no immediate end in sight and Bob's obstinance hindering all reason. Will it all end peacefully, and without a shot being fired?
Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 4 - VeronicaSean manages to set himself up for a dinner date with a gorgeous older woman; they've not got quite the same view on the evening however, and Lee soon makes his influence unwillingly felt.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
@elevenish
Episode 1Brand new comedy series driven by the topics and events people have been talking about. Luke McQueen poses as a celebrity, Sarah Callaghan can't get out of her room, and John Kearns talks football in the gym.
Can You Keep It Up For A Week?
Infamous 1974 sex comedy, starring Jeremy Bulloch as walking disaster-area Gil.
Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 3 - Take Off Your Clothes... And HideA visit to a strip joint turns out not to be as enjoyable as the boys had anticipated when one of the performers falls ill and they are required to assist.
The Football's On
Series 3, Episode 13Stephen Mangan and Ian Moore join Ian Stone to watch Dortmund v LFC and Athletico Bilbao v Sevilla.
Rhod Gilbert And The Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst
Welsh wonder Rhod Gilbert performs his acclaimed stand-up show at the Hammersmith Apollo.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Highlights SpecialA compilation of the popular news quiz that looks back at the big news stories of 2013. With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and a variety of guest hosts and panellists.
Not The Nine O'Clock News
Popular satirical sketch show of the late 70s and early 80s starring Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson.
Saxondale
Steve Coogan stars as Tommy Saxondale, an ex-roadie now running a pest control business in suburbia.
Jason Byrne Live: Cirque Du Byrne
A TV broadcast of Jason Byrne's tour show.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 6 - How the Elephant Got Its TrunkWhen Vinnie goes AWOL, Reenie is forced to take on a new volunteer at the charity shop. But who is the mysterious Keith Drop and what is the dark secret behind his costume jewellery? Meanwhile, Dog Cinema impresario Kenny Harris is shocked at the return of his arch enemy, the felinophiliac Dougal Siepp.
Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 6Sarah Alexander and Brett Goldstein appear in The Virgin Queen narrated by Ellie Taylor. And Joe Lycett tells his version of the Battle of Trafalgar starring Anthony Head.
Creature Comforts
Animated thoughts from the animal kingdom.
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 1 - Chris AddisonThe Thick Of It's Chris Addison returns home to perform at the Manchester Palace Theatre, supported by Craig Campbell and Jo Enright.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 5 - FutureWhen an evil fridge threatens Alice, Mitch and Richie it's off to storage it goes. But it's not finished messing with their heads just yet...
The Football's On
Series 3, Episode 13Stephen Mangan and Ian Moore join Ian Stone to watch Dortmund v LFC and Athletico Bilbao v Sevilla.