Television
TV schedule Tuesday 8th March 2016
6am
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Doctor In The House
Series 1, Episode 7 - If In Doubt - Cut It Out!Michael diagnoses his own appendicitis, but he is less than pleased when he discovers the identity of his surgeon.
7am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
7am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CoconutThe Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.
7:20am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 23 - Frankensquawk's MonsterWhen Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.
7:30am
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Sorry!
Series 2, Episode 4 - Great ExpectationsAunt Esme is visiting, which has mother forcing Timothy on his best behaviour - she has a large inheritance to bestow when she dies! Unfortunately for Tim, things quickly start going wrong as he and father crash the car.
7:35am
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Brothers In Law
Comedy about a newly called barrister whose initial dismal failure in court is compensated by a triumph at his home town assizes.
8am
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 7 - A Surprise For JeanAs Jean longs for a few surprises from Lionel, Alistair comes up with a plan to give her the surprise treat of a lifetime.
8am
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The Roy Files
Episode 2 - WinningRoy is making a scrapbook for history homework about the person he knows best - himself. With excerpts from some of the funniest, most embarrassing and most surprising events in his life so far.
8:20am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 21 - TweetWussywat wants to know how to whistle so he can copy Ird's tweeting. He's not doing so well, until he recruits the help of Duckadile, a pinwheel and some new birdy friends!
8:40am
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
9:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:20am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dexter's Big WeekWhen a heartbroken Nathan leaves Elmsbury to take up a post in Scotland, Draper needs someone to run the 4 O'Clock Club.
9:35am10 min
Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 22 - SpinningThe Twirlywoos watch a pot being made on a potter's wheel, and decide to have a go themselves. On the boat, the tea table is in a spin.
9:50am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 12 - The Magic ShowA broken wand forces Sooty to halt his magic show. With Sweep stuck in the sawing-in-half box and Richard transformed into a chicken, Sooty must put things right if he's going to impress Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee.
10am
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Madame Louise
A repeat of this 1951 film.
10am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 10 - DobbinWhen kids smash a window in the barber shop Desmond is furious at first, but, realising that they have nowhere to play, sets out to get the council to renovate the playground.
10:30am
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 11 - The ProdigalThe barber shop's finances are a bit shaky, so Michael offers to lend a hand. His efficiency causes more than a few problems which are solved by a good old-fashioned story-telling session.
11:20am
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My Family
Series 10, Episode 2 - The Son'll Come OutMichael's news comes as a bit of a shock to Ben, but Susan has more of a shock at Ben's reaction.
12pm
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12:05pm
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Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 2 - City BoyJimmy discovers things in the country are not as simple as he thinks. Dani gets some dance training for the annual Bogmoor Ball.
12:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
1:20pm
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That Beryl Marston...!
Episode 1 - Say It With FlowersOn the day her divorce is finalised, Georgie Bodley's freshly-ex-husband turns up at her home in hope of wooing her back, having left his mistress, Beryl Marston. At the same time, Georgie has arranged a date with another man.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 22 - SpinningThe Twirlywoos watch a pot being made on a potter's wheel, and decide to have a go themselves. On the boat, the tea table is in a spin.
1:40pm
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Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Cowering InfernoAt a hotel for the firm's annual national sales conference, Sir Dennis lands Terry with an important speech. Unfortunately he's having trouble sleeping, and learns the hard way that mod cons do not always improve one's life.
1:50pm
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Somewhere In Camp
Comedy about the inhabitants of an army camp during the Second World War.
2pm
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Fiddlers Three
A repeat of this 1944 film.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 3 - Non StarterSharon persuades Tracey to teach her to drive. Darryl and Chris are due to be moved to a less high secrity prison.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 6, Episode 7 - A Surprise For JeanAs Jean longs for a few surprises from Lionel, Alistair comes up with a plan to give her the surprise treat of a lifetime.
3:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 7 - Hard To SwallowThe Flock are delighted when a bird-watcher drops his duck call in their field and Shaun uses it to entertain them. However, swallowing the duck call isn't what he had in mind - and the ducks aren't too happy either.
3:20pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 7Money's tight at the Lodge, and Audrey's faced with red bills and cut-off services. Mr DeVere, meanwhile, has landed a role in a television advert to be filmed at the manor.
3:20pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 23 - Frankensquawk's MonsterWhen Professor Squawkencluck's mum comes to visit a gigantic enraged rubbish monster is not far behind.
3:35pm
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Somewhere On Leave
Thrown together by the disturbances of war, an aristocratic recruit falls in love with an A.T.S. girl.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the sixth and seventh series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 38 - Rare BirdMr Bean loves bird spotting and is desperate to tick off the last elusive bird in his book.
4:15pm
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Doctor In The House
Series 1, Episode 8 - The War Of The MascotsThe St. Swithin's team's recent rugby victory prompts the losing team of rival hospital High Cross to seek revenge. Replying in kind, the boys end up in hot water.
4:15pm15 min
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 50 - The PhotographMr Bean needs a new passport photograph and goes to incredible lengths to get one.
4:50pm
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In Loving Memory
Series 3, Episode 6 - To Billy A SonHaving found a baby left in their outdoor privy, Billy and Ivy do their best to care for it - but when little Eric is taken from them, they quickly find themselves in the dock!
5pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 1 - All Things BrightA reluctant Sean and Desmond are bamboozled into cooking for the Sunday School outing.
5pm
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Boj
Episode 44 - Buzzy BojMr Cloppity's bees have not returned back to their hive. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea to encourage them back with a little help from some buzzy kazoos.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 10 - Safety FirstStan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.
5:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 4, Episode 2 - Flats, Lies And VideotapeThings soon go horribly wrong when Lee tries to make a Jeremy Beadle-style video for 'You've Been Framed'.
6pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 1 - Keeping Up AppearancesOn a visit to see Chris, Sharon notices that Darryl has let himself go; he's unshaven, with greasy unwashed hair, and has picked up equally filthy habits. But Tracey's such a regular visitor that she's not noticed his gradual decline, and doesn't take too kindly to Sharon pointing it out.
6pm
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My Family
Series 10, Episode 2 - The Son'll Come OutMichael's news comes as a bit of a shock to Ben, but Susan has more of a shock at Ben's reaction.
6:25pm
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The Bargee
Meet Hemel Pike, the Casanova of the canals. Born on the waterways, he sees no downside to the aquatic life - but events could catch up with him.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen A Peruvian Wart?Nora Batty is pursued by a renowned ladies' man.
6:40pm
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6:50pm
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7:20pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 8 - Affairs And RelationsBob has joined Terry on a weekend's fishing and is racked by guilt that he has left Thelma behind. When Thelma's father unexpectedly books into the same hotel with his secretary it seems the weekend couldn't get worse .. until Thelma turns up as well to sort things out with Bob!
7:20pm
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Bull
Episode 2 - A Fine Example Of A Victorian Chess Set (1865)Rupert Bull Antiques is threatened when a rival antiques firm opens a branch, owned by the enigmatic Mr. Mumford and supported by a celebrity.
7:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 50 - The PhotographMr Bean needs a new passport photograph and goes to incredible lengths to get one.
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Second Time AroundDel's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...
8pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Men Of The HousesMartin celebrates his 12th birthday, but the local bullies soon get their hands on his birthday present.
8pm
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QI
A selection of episodes from Series C of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
8:10pm
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8:30pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Bunch Of MarysMartin befriends new boy Trevor in order to dine on his family's regular gourmet meals because Ma Moone is too distracted with political campaigning to feed her youngest child.
8:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
9pm
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 1 - The TreatmentDesmond is hospitalised with a mystery illness, provoking Shirley to worry that he'll want to return to Guyana.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Out-takes - UnseenRejoin the A League of Their Own boys and their guests as the hit comedy and entertainment show runs into extra time with outtakes and unseen footage from Series 10.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre's Showtime
TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.
9pm60 min
Stella
Series 5, Episode 9Stella is left with a heart-breaking decision after she and Rob finally get the chance to talk.
9pm60 min
The Aliens
Episode 1Lewis is a border guard at a checkpoint that patrols a wall, but after a chance encounter with mysterious alien Lilyhot his life is thrown into turmoil when he discovers that he's actually half alien.
9:20pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 1 - Stag NightGary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom.
9:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Old De Front PageNews breaks in the barbershop when Desmond and the regulars find themselves held hostage by a couple of young, gun-wielding thugs.
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Seer Of The SandsCould a 'ghost hunter' dedicated to exposing fraud and exploitation be trying to explain his own death from beyond the grave?
10pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 2 - HeadBlackadder is 'promoted' to the role of Lord High Executioner. Not best pleased with his new appointment, Edmund sets about bringing some executions forward in order to maximise his leisure time...
10pm
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The Royle Family
Special - The Queen Of ShebaNearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.
10pm30 min
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Jasper + ChefAlan celebrates Valentine's Day with a "Valentine gobble off".
10pm30 min
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Out-takesJoin Alan and all his guests from the series to look at some of the great stories that didn't quite make it to the show. What happens when Russell Kane eats too much Tikka Masala?
10pm60 min
Virtually Famous
Series 3, Episode 8Team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark face questions and outrageous challenges alongside their celebrity guests: Will Mellor, Gemma Collins, Tez Ilyas and Alex Brooker.
10:40pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 4 - Big BrotherAs the new Government continues with long-brewing plans for a 'National Integrated Data Base' of the public's information, Jim sets out to ensure that the privacy of the individual is protected - and Sir Humphrey poses firm opposition to legislative changes!
11pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 7Russell looks at Black Friday, the new Star Wars trailer and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian.
11:05pm
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Very British Problems
Series 1, Episode 2 - Out And AboutThe day to day problems the British encounter as soon as they leave the house and go out and about - at work, at the shops, or when on holiday.
11:15pm
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Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 3It's quiz night down at The Grapes and Eddie reveals his specialist subject. Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on some sandwiches for the regulars. The Quizmasters word is final.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 1 - Keeping Up AppearancesOn a visit to see Chris, Sharon notices that Darryl has let himself go; he's unshaven, with greasy unwashed hair, and has picked up equally filthy habits. But Tracey's such a regular visitor that she's not noticed his gradual decline, and doesn't take too kindly to Sharon pointing it out.
11:20pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
11:40pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 8 (Channel 4: Series 9), Episode 2Sean Lock and Bob Mortimer take on Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh. Isy Suttie's in with Susie Dent, while Claudia Winkleman stands in for Rachel Riley on letters-and-numbers duty.
11:40pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 8Russell looks at breast feeding, if immigrants cause traffic problems (as UKIP claim), and if The Queen should actually be The Queen.
11:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 10Jon, Sean and Jimmy are joined by Susan Calman, Carol Vorderman, Chris Ramsey and Mel Giedroyc.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
12:25am
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12:40am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
1am
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Stella
Series 5, Episode 9Stella is left with a heart-breaking decision after she and Rob finally get the chance to talk.
1:05am
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Black Books
A selection of episodes from the second series of the bookshop sitcom.
1:05am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 1 - HospitalPatsy lands in the tabloids for her fling with an MP. She follows Edina, who has an ingrown toenail, into hospital so she can have a facelift before she appears in all the magazines, but things do not go to plan...
1:20am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Out-takesJoin Alan and all his guests from the series to look at some of the great stories that didn't quite make it to the show. What happens when Russell Kane eats too much Tikka Masala?
1:45am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 1 - Stag NightGary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom.
2:20am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 7Russell looks at Black Friday, the new Star Wars trailer and if Jesus was a stand-up comedian.
2:25am
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The Royle Family
Special - The Queen Of ShebaNearly seven years on, and now living with the Royles, Nana is bedridden and the centre of attention. Jim is, unsurprisingly, not best pleased. Meanwhile, Antony is a businessman; Denise is pregnant again; and poor Cheryl is still trying to lose weight and find love.
2:30am
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Comedy Store
An access all areas pass to the hallowed comedy venue with stand-up sets from new comedians and headline acts.
3am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 3 - Non StarterSharon persuades Tracey to teach her to drive. Darryl and Chris are due to be moved to a less high secrity prison.
3am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 20Zoe Lyons is partial to wine; Nick Dixon has been dating; Dane Baptiste has no time for '90s kids; and Ivo Graham has been given the second worst compliment.
3:25am
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 1 - Back To SchoolMitch's drive toward maturity and finding a career leads him to teaching. Unfortunately he needs to improve his maths and so heads back to school, where he quickly falls in with a bad crowd.
3:30am
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Early Doors
Series 2, Episode 3It's quiz night down at The Grapes and Eddie reveals his specialist subject. Tanya lays on her charms for Ken and he lays on some sandwiches for the regulars. The Quizmasters word is final.