Television
TV schedule Tuesday 16th February 2016
6am
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Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 5 - How Does Your Garden GrowWith their rent overdue, George talks Robin and Chrissy into clearing the garden. Chrissy decides to take a couple of the more attractive looking plant specimens indoors to brighten their flat, but Larry's got some alarming news for them - one's a cannabis plant!
6am
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Minder
Series 8, Episode 3 - Whatever Happened To Her IndoorsLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Dance Of Hitler YouthThe Colonel organises a party in the café, purportedly to celebrate the burning of the Reichstag, but in fact just to get Flick out of his apartment whilst it is broken into.
7am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7:25am15 min
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.
7:30am
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Sorry!
Series 6, Episode 1 - A Chief Inspector CallsAn escaped convict, a female mud wrestler, vicars, tarts and a French maid, not forgetting the bootleg whisky, find their way into Timonthy's home. And then an Inspector calls!
7:45am15 min
Class Dismissed
Series 1, Episode 12 - End Of TermIt's the end of term. Excitement spreads throughout the school as mess, mayhem and mucus abound - and that's just the teachers.
8am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 7 - The SpeechDesmond is away at a conference, but his speech has gone awol.
8am
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 9 - Judith's New RomanceJean and Lionel return from honeymoon to find Judith has a much older boyfriend.
8:15am
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Rolling Home
A repeat of this 1935 film.
8:40am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 2Hyacinth is busy trying to find out why she hasn't received her invitation to the mayor's fancy dress ball and she also wants to get to know some important new neighbours.
9am
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The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 4 - TrappedPrem, Emlyn and Owen fight for survival and Kamini finally finds a role for herself.
9am
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9am
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Mr Bean
Animated adventures of comedy favourite Mr Bean, voiced by Rowan Atkinson.
9:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:30am
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9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 7 - In And OutThe Twirlywoos cause confusion at the stables when they keep letting a horse out. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoos have fun bouncing in and out of the Box.
10am
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Desmond's
Series 6, Christmas Special - O Little Town Of PeckhamShirley is planning a traditional Guyanese Christmas but the family have other plans.
11:20am
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 4 - Living The DreamWhen is pyramid selling not pyramid selling? When Ben says so, apparently.
12pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 5 - An Embarrassment Of SusansBen buys the house next door, thinking it will be a great investment, but when he discovers squatters at the property, he quickly offloads it onto Roger. However, all is not as it seems and he soon regrets the decision. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to find a girlfriend for luckless Michael.
12pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
12:15pm
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The Butler's Dilemma
In debt to gamblers, Rodney (Richard Hearne) agrees to pass as a butler at a gambling party.
12:40pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 2, Episode 1Harry gets a new chair for Steve McDonald from Coronation Street. Plus, we see the world through Terry's eyes on Emmerdale.
1pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
1:05pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Christmas Special - EngagementAlice is concerned. She and Hugo mightn't have been romantically linked for long, but she's known him for 26 years and they've still never kissed - is she so unattractive? When the inevitable eventually happens, David is far from pleased, and Hugo has an important decision to make.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 7 - In And OutThe Twirlywoos cause confusion at the stables when they keep letting a horse out. Back in the Boat, the Twirlywoos have fun bouncing in and out of the Box.
1:40pm
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Terry & June
Series 2, Episode 1 - To Catch A ThiefOnly Terry could get a new car and lose it the same night. But his troubles don't end there!
2pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dibley LiveTo celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.
2pm
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2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 1 - BreadwinnerSharon's cafe is doing well, but Tracey finds her success hard to take.
2:30pm
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2:40pm
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Orders Are Orders
Bilchester army barracks is invaded by an American film unit at the invitation of the adjutant, Captain Harper.
2:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 9 - Judith's New RomanceJean and Lionel return from honeymoon to find Judith has a much older boyfriend.
2:50pm
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Minder
Series 8, Episode 4 - Three Cons Make A MountainLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
2:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 12 - Ewe've Been FramedShaun accidentally breaks the farmer's glasses; he and Bitzer have their work cut out trying to prevent their shortsighted master from having mishaps around the farm.
3pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the second series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
3:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 2Hyacinth is busy trying to find out why she hasn't received her invitation to the mayor's fancy dress ball and she also wants to get to know some important new neighbours.
4pm
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The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 4 - TrappedPrem, Emlyn and Owen fight for survival and Kamini finally finds a role for herself.
4pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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Man About The House
Series 5, Episode 6 - Come Fly With MeGeorge has bought Mildred a new female budgie as company for their male, and asks Robin, Chrissy and Jo to look after it for the evening. Meanwhile, Chrissy has a pair of Frank Sinatra tickets to give away and she intends to make Robin work for them.
4:30pm30 min
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 11 - Brothers In ArmsDad and Amber are back together - and Amber's moving in.
4:50pm
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In Loving Memory
Series 1, Episode 5 - PorkBilly is offered another job outside the funeral business when an esteemed local businessman meets a sticky fate.
5pm
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 3 - Expansion PlansLooking to improve the shop's efficiency and profits, Michael hires a junior stylist. At first, Desmond doesn't take too kindly to what he sees as his "replacement" - but perhaps the young man isn't too bad, really.
5pm
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Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 3 - Stonehenge, EnglandCan the Go Jetters stop Glitch playing dominoes with the ancient stones of Stonehenge?
5:15pm
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Two Way Stretch
Prisoner Dodger Lane plans a heist that will involve slipping out of incarceration to steal some diamonds.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 9 - Foggy NightFreezing fog forces Stan to pull off the road, with Mum, Arthur, Olive and Blakey on board...
5:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 4 - Hello, Auntie SusuAuntie Doreen, Shirley's sister, flies in to visit the family. As she makes herself a little too comfortable, her larger-than-life demeanour causes friction.
6pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Christmas Special - SailingMiserable at the prospect of her first Christmas without Darryl, Tracey is over the moon when two cruise tickets arrive. That is until Garth calls to say he won't be home. She refuses to go at all, but Sharon and Dorien have a devious plan.
6pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 4 - Living The DreamWhen is pyramid selling not pyramid selling? When Ben says so, apparently.
6:25pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 18 - Never Say Clever AgainDanger Mouse considers a change of career when all the other Danger Agents become super-smart, due to a batch of genetically enhanced celery.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 9 - The Second Husband And The ShowgirlsTruly learns that his former wife's new husband is coming to town.
6:40pm
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My Family
Series 6, Episode 5 - An Embarrassment Of SusansBen buys the house next door, thinking it will be a great investment, but when he discovers squatters at the property, he quickly offloads it onto Roger. However, all is not as it seems and he soon regrets the decision. Meanwhile, Susan attempts to find a girlfriend for luckless Michael.
6:50pm
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7pm
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Brothers In Law
Comedy about a newly called barrister whose initial dismal failure in court is compensated by a triumph at his home town assizes.
7:20pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 6 - Birthday BoyWhat can you get the man who has nothing? - a surprise birthday party is a start and Bob goes out of his way to get Terry in place in the pub and all his friends back home with Thelma.
7:20pm
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 1, Episode 2The ghosts are still in residence at Marley's, and they're driving her up the wall - and out of the house.
8pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 2 - Celebrity VicarFollowing the success of Radio Dibley, the Vicar finds herself becoming somewhat of a minor celebrity, appearing across radio, TV, newspapers and even glossy magazines. It soon appears that Geraldine is neglecting her parish in pursuit of arrogant fame - is it time for her to leave Dibley?
8pm
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QI
A selection of episodes from Series E of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Highlights Special - ExtraRelive the most memorable moments from Series 2 of the riotous panel show.
8:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love And MarriageLove is definitely in the air. Alice and Hugo's marriage is now just days away, and as long as her mum can have the dress knitted in time, the eccentric event will be something for the whole village to remember. There's also a visitor in the village, David's younger brother Simon...
9pm
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.
9pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 6James Corden and co welcome Bring The Noise comedian Katherine Ryan, recordbreaking ex-jockey Tony 'AP' McCoy and the most decorated Olympic cyclist of all time, Chris Hoy.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dara O'Briain, Stephen K. Amos and Frankie BoyleDara O'Briain is joined by special guests Stephen K Amos and Frankie Boyle. Recorded live at the world famous Hammersmith Apollo, this last show of the series hammers computer geeks, Australians, the seventies and present buying.
9pm30 min
Cuckoo
Series 3, Episode 1 - BirthJust as life looks like it's about to return to normal in the Thompson household, a transformed Dale returns from China to shake things up all over again.
9pm60 min
Stella
Series 5, Episode 6The early arrival of Michael and Beyoncé's baby throws Michael and Stella's lives into turmoil. Over at the Frisky Fox, Nina discovers Carole and Jag's secret.
9:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
9:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 2 - The OfferAnother barber shop chain, Short n Curlies, is looking to open a branch in Peckham, and the owner approaches Desmond with a buy-out proposal. He's sorely tempted, but wants to explore other avenues before making his decision...
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 2 - Time Waits For NormanThe husband of Maddy's literary agent has been photographed eating in a local hamburger bar. Slightly odd for a vegetarian; very odd for a man who is adamant he was in America at the time...
10pm
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 6It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.
10pm30 min
Mid Morning Matters With Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 1 - Foxhunter + Radio PlayAlan tries his hand at producing a quality radio drama.
10pm60 min
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Episode 8Alan is joined by Phill Jupitus, Stuart Maconie, Pippa Evans and Carl Donnelly to discuss such varied subjects as gleeking, bizarre urban myths within music, 'faking it, till you're making it' and being trapped in a lift with Nelly Furtado.
10pm60 min
Virtually Famous
Series 3, Episode 5Seann Walsh and Chris Stark face questions and outrageous challenges alongside their celebrity guests, Sharon Rooney, Chris Ramsey, Joey Essex and Eddie Kadi.
10:40pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
11pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 1In the first episode of the new series Russell looks at Ebola, the UK Independence Party, Oscar Pistorius and a reopened Irish pub...
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Christmas Special - SailingMiserable at the prospect of her first Christmas without Darryl, Tracey is over the moon when two cruise tickets arrive. That is until Garth calls to say he won't be home. She refuses to go at all, but Sharon and Dorien have a devious plan.
11:20pm
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Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 6It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!
11:40pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 2Russell looks at The Queen joining Twitter, David Cameron vs Barack Obama and sheep on drugs...
Midnight50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 2Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
12:30am
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Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 5With Philippa Forrester, Sarah Greene, Joanne Guest and Lynne Perrie.
12:50am60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
1am
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Stella
Series 5, Episode 6The early arrival of Michael and Beyoncé's baby throws Michael and Stella's lives into turmoil. Over at the Frisky Fox, Nina discovers Carole and Jag's secret.
1am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
1am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 2Stacey is looking for a new job while insuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.
1:10am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
1:20am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 7, Episode 10With Johnny Vegas, Chris Addison, Nicky Hambleton-Jones and Krishnan Guru-Murthy.
1:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 10Nathan Caton deals with rudeness, Jarred Christmas loves an English turn of phrase, Andy Askins has one-liners galore, and Andrew Lawrence calls in sick.
1:30am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
1:50am
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 6It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.
1:50am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 7, Episode 11With Rich Hall, Russell Howard, Jodie Kidd and Michael McIntyre.
2am
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The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 4 - TrappedPrem, Emlyn and Owen fight for survival and Kamini finally finds a role for herself.
2am
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Comedy Store
Michael McIntyre is in top form with shopping politics, what Brits call extreme weather, Scottish money, and pregnancy tests just a few of the highlights in a classic show!
2am
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Some Girls
A selection of episodes from the first series of the BBC Three sitcom.
2:20am
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Episode 8Alan is joined by Phill Jupitus, Stuart Maconie, Pippa Evans and Carl Donnelly to discuss such varied subjects as gleeking, bizarre urban myths within music, 'faking it, till you're making it' and being trapped in a lift with Nelly Furtado.
2:25am
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 1It's just a normal evening in at the Royles': Jim's piles are playing up, there's not an awful lot on telly, Antony and Darren are off to the Pear Tree after eating, and Baby David needs his nappy changed.
2:50am
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Early Doors
Series 1, Episode 6It's the big day in The Grapes. The boys prepare for the Big Boys Beano with a hearty breakfast, while Melanie meets her real Dad. Back at The Grapes, Ken discovers who's been blocking the urinals!
3am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 3, Episode 10Nathan Caton deals with rudeness, Jarred Christmas loves an English turn of phrase, Andy Askins has one-liners galore, and Andrew Lawrence calls in sick.
3:25am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:30am
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Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 5With Philippa Forrester, Sarah Greene, Joanne Guest and Lynne Perrie.