Television
TV schedule Saturday 6th February 2016
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 11 - The AllowanceA new clippie arrives at the depot, but she is no ordinary woman! A committed feminist, it's not long before Jack's turned her to his advantage in the never-ending war against the Inspector, as all the clippies demand extra pay for public convenience visits on their routes.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Sports DayIt's the annual sports day and Sooty and Sweep are competing for the cup - but who will win the day?
Not So Dusty
Comedy about two dustbinmen who come into the possession of a valuable book.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 21 - Bean PhoneMr Bean wants a smart phone but they are too expensive - especially when you can build your own!
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Carry On Admiral
1957 British comedy film directed by Val Guest. Not part of the Carry On series of films, which it predates, though it is similar in tone and style.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 3, Episode 4Child team captains Isaac and Kiera and special guests Dominique Moore, Stuart Goldsmith, Chris Johnson and Susan Calman battle it out in a series of games.
Boj
Episode 9 - Giggly RinkThere's a pop-up ice rink in Giggly Park. Though Gavin has got the gear he hasn't got the nerve to skate, until Boj decides to skate with him using his boj-ed together boomerskates - a pair of boomerangs strapped to his feet! Soon everyone is having slippity-sliding fun!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 35 - HalloweenMr Bean loves Halloween and prepares to give the neighbourhood kids some tricks and treats they will not forget. Then he gets carried away with his spooky pranks and becomes the target of even more fiendish tricks by his neighbours, the Bruisers.
Spot Bots
Episode 9 - Zazzy SoundsCubi and Lexi make lots of noise by creating their own sound effects.
Blackadder
Special - Blackadder Back & ForthIt's New Year's Eve 1999 and Lord Edmund Blackadder V is holding a dinner party for his four closest friends.
Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 8Ann Teak the know-it-all expert examines a valuable antique ring, prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig play some stone-age football and incomprehensible Farmer Dung shows off his new automatic gate.
The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 1 - Two Ronnies Become OneNew and exclusive to Gold, a charming insight into the life and work of one of the UK's favourite double acts begins with the story of how they came together.
Blue Murder At St. Trinian's
The girls of St. Trinian's win a tour of Europe, getting involved in love, stolen diamonds and plenty of chaos along the way.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Christmas Special - A Strange Hill ChristmasAs Mitchell attempts to escape school and bring his Christmas holidays to an early start, the entirety of the staff and students become locked inside.
My Phone Genie
Episode 26 - Mobbsy's GirlfriendMobbsy's obsession with a new Girlfriend App on his phone leads Gene to take him and the girls inside the app in order to dump her.
Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 12 - Zombie DerbyEvery year Scream Street stages a Zombie Derby. Tensions rise when Luke teams up with Resus's dad and Resus with Luke's mum.
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 8 - MeatballsIt's parents' evening, but Millie is desperate to prevent Mum and Dad seeing her English teacher, Miss Knope.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Miracle Of PeckhamIn an effort to bolster the Church Roof Fund, Del "discovers" a miracle of his own and informs the world press.
That Hidden Camera Family
Episode 1If you think your family is annoying, wait until you meet the stars of this hidden camera show. The only thing they love more than each other is playing pranks on the public!
That Hidden Camera Family
Episode 2Hidden camera show centring around a mischievous family who play tricks on unsuspecting members of the public.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 5 - A Test Of CharacterGodber's History O Level exams are a few days away. Fletcher enlists the help of Warren and McLaren to steal the exam paper - if Godber is so determined to pass, Fletch's going to make sure he's well prepared before he enters the exam room.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 1Let the games begin as funnyman Dara O Briain, former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Stella herself, Ruth Jones, join Lee Mack.
Mr Bean's Holiday
The disaster-prone Englishman wins a holiday to Cannes, but on his travels he unwittingly separates a young boy from his film director father.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 2Olivia Colman, Rhod Gilbert and The Great British Bake Off judge Paul Hollywood attempt to out-fact each other.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Roy
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the CBBC sitcom.
Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the corner shop sitcom.
Boj
Episode 9 - Giggly RinkThere's a pop-up ice rink in Giggly Park. Though Gavin has got the gear he hasn't got the nerve to skate, until Boj decides to skate with him using his boj-ed together boomerskates - a pair of boomerangs strapped to his feet! Soon everyone is having slippity-sliding fun!
Doc Martin
Series 1, Episode 5 - Of All The Harbours In All The TownsAn old flame of Joan's sails back into her life and whisks her off her feet. But John Slater is seriously ill with a life-threatening heart condition.
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 1Roger's struggling to win back Mim's trust, and is struggling to know what to say to reassure and calm her fears. Meanwhile, the team's suffering a sudden onslaught of medical emergencies and inflated egos, and Rodge is desperate not to ask their opponents to lend them a man.
Spot Bots
Episode 9 - Zazzy SoundsCubi and Lexi make lots of noise by creating their own sound effects.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 10 - Pirate DayJustin, Robert and Little Monster try to protect Gem's jewels from naughty Captain Sinker when the stars of Swashbuckle drop in for Pirate Day. Guest starring Gemma Hunt and Ella Kenion.
Outside Edge
Series 2, Episode 2As the match begins, Roger struggles to juggle the order of his players. In the pavilion Mim is quietly steaming over the humiliation of Dorking and the perception of chatter behind her back, but Maggie has a few wise words. Meanwhile, Kevin's blister could cause trouble.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 35 - HalloweenMr Bean loves Halloween and prepares to give the neighbourhood kids some tricks and treats they will not forget. Then he gets carried away with his spooky pranks and becomes the target of even more fiendish tricks by his neighbours, the Bruisers.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Two RonniesMixing archive interviews with footage from their much-loved sketch show, The Interviews presents a profile of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker - in their own words.
The Best Of Tommy Cooper
Series 1, Episode 5A special series featuring classic moments from Tommy Cooper's greatest shows.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 3 - Jo Brand and Michael McIntyreComedian Jo Brand hosts, with special guest Michael McIntyre. In the firing line are Simon Cowell, Labiaplasties, football referees and flaming terrorists.
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 4As the hit comedy and entertainment series continues, James Corden and co welcome comedian Jimmy Carr, Strictly Come Dancing presenter Claudia Winkleman and Aston Villa star Micah Richards.
Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 13 - Fallen IdolThe platoon go on a course about the use of explosives. However, Mainwaring is lead astray by his fellow officers, in particular Captain Square.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 3, Episode 5 - Sally's LibelSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Song For EuropeTed and Dougal plan to enter Eurosong 1996, borrowing the music from a 1970s entry's long-forgotten B-side.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 3 - Legs And Co.With the entirety of his left leg in plaster, Tom's got some home help arranged. Unfortunately, Shirley doesn't turn out to be quite as expected - in fact the most depressing home help on the planet. Linda, meanwhile, has lost her receptionist job but somehow picked up a boyfriend.
Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 4 - No Trace Of TracyA teenage girl disappears at the mansion of '70s rock god Roy Pilgrim. In the bizarre world of former rock legends, Jonathan seems a lot happier than Maddy; but then she was always more of a Percy Sledge girl.
Coupling
Series 2, Episode 3 - Her Best Friend's BottomHaving popped into Susan's flat and discovered Sally nude in the kitchen and in need of some reassurance as to her attractiveness, things suddenly get very awkward for Steve. Meanwhile, Susan's on a drive to pick new furniture for her and Steve's flat.
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 1 - Michael McIntyre, Rich Hall and Rhod GilbertMichael McIntyre introduces comedy from Rich Hall and Rhod Gilbert.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 10, Episode 5 - Jo Brand, Freddie Flintoff, Adam Hills, Alex Brooker, Josh Widdicombe, Jason DeruloWith Jo Brand, fresh from her mammoth Sport Relief challenge, as well as cricketer Freddie Flintoff and the stars of The Last Leg, Adam Hills, Alex Brooker and Josh Widdicombe. Plus American singer-songwriter Jason Derulo sits down for a chat before performing in the studio.
Coupling
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Melty Man ComethAfter last week's failure for Junior Patrick, things between he and Sally are particularly tense. After quite some to-ing and fro-ing, the pair come to a conclusion: the only way to resolve the issue is to have sex.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 3, Episode 3 - CasualtiesDeborah decides to sell her flat and go travelling in Asia, while Gary and Tony try to put her off the idea.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 4Sean Lock and Isy Suttie take on Jon Richardson and Richard Osman. Alex Horne and The Horne Section join Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 11, Episode 4 - Romesh Ranganathan, Jason Byrne, Stewart FrancisAsian Provocateur star Romesh Ranganathan hosts, introducing top Irish comic Jason Byrne and master of one-liners Stewart Francis.
Taskmaster
Series 1, Episode 1 - Melon BuffetThis week the comedians have to try and paint the best picture of a horse while riding a horse. Also, expect melon-eating, bath-emptying and pop-up tents.
Bottom
Series 1, Episode 5 - 'S UpWhen their landlord and local newsagent, Mr. Harrison, almost forgets to go to his own mother's funeral, he is forced to ask Richie and Eddie to mind the shop. Unsurprisingly, they quickly grow bored.
The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Series 2, Episode 1This week, Little Mix join Vernon Kay on TV; Keith begins his charity marathon; and Bruce Jenner has a big announcement to make in The Big Fat Gypsy Kardashians.
Insert Name Here
Series 1, Episode 5 - DaveJoining the team captains are Ruth Goodman, Adil Ray, Jon Richardson and Holly Walsh.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Crime Scene, The Storyteller And The Sanctimonious Tower Of MoralityAfter a disastrous night, Todd finds himself in an even more disastrous situation. Alice is forced to run from the law when the police see the unauthorised liquor license Todd gave her.
Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 4 - Last GaspA legendary singer passes away... leaving something very valuable behind.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 3Sean Lock and Miles Jupp go up against Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Sam Simmons joins Countdown's resident lexicographer Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Episode 6Alan is joined by Bob Mortimer, Russell Kane, Lucy Montgomery and Miles Jupp to discuss such varied subjects as sneaky cockroaches, Iranian fruit, how one can 'show off' in the gym a little too much, and potentially why milk at schools often tastes unusual.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Series 2, Episode 6 - ConclusionTodd is on trial for his life. The public wants him to hang, and that seems the most likely outcome.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 1 - Destination: Royston VaseyAn unusual circus comes to Royston Vasey, and Pauline faces up to life on the dole.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 1 - Cooking The BooksBookshop owner Bernard dreads the end of the financial year as his accounts beckon, Fran is an unlikely birth partner and accountant Manny swallows The Little Book of Calm.
Drunk History
Series 2, Episode 1Tom Craine regales us with the story of Sir Walter Raleigh (starring Jack Whitehall and Michelle Keegan). Tom Davis tells the tale of Robin Hood (Mathew Baynton) and Maid Marian (Emma Bunton).
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Special - Have I Got Election News For YouGuest host Jo Brand is joined by regular team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop and guest panellists Romesh Ranganathan and Jon Snow for a special episode reacting to the General Election results.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 2 - Lust for Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic takes hold, Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, and Pauline gets a job serving fries at Burger Me!
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 2Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers a question on bullying, and sniffs the audience. His guests are Rob Delaney and Tiff Stevenson.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 2 - Manny's First DayNew arrival Manny is on a mission to impress as Bernard's assistant. But Bernard far from approves.
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Song For EuropeTed and Dougal plan to enter Eurosong 1996, borrowing the music from a 1970s entry's long-forgotten B-side.
Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 4Desperate measures are called for as Jeremy Goode searches for the missing library book. Mrs Wren is in peril from several parties and only one man can save her. But will he be bothered?
Live At The Apollo
A selection of episodes from the first series of the stand-up show, hosted by Jack Dee.
Crashing
Episode 4Anthony helps Lulu to register as a Property Guardian. Kate goes on a journey of artistic self-discovery, and Sam shows Will round a flat he's interested in buying.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 3, Episode 3With Peter Serafinowicz, Johnny Vegas, Jayne Middlemiss and Reginald D Hunter.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 7Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
Bo' Selecta!
Sketch comedy series starring Leigh Francis as Avid Merrion, Transylvania's biggest celebrity fan.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 3, Episode 4With Sally Lindsay, Julian Clary, Radio 1 DJ Edith Bowman and stand-up comedian Dave Johns.
Virtually Famous
Series 1, Episode 3Kevin, Seann and Chris are joined by James Acaster, Alex Brooker, Jameela Jamil and Kimberly Wyatt as they face questions and challenges to put their knowledge of the Virtually Famous to the test.
Inside No. 9
Series 1, Episode 4 - Last GaspA legendary singer passes away... leaving something very valuable behind.
Man About The House
Series 4, Episode 5 - The Tender TrapChrissy's nephew is to be Christened, and so Robin joins her on a trip to Sussex to visit her parents for the happy occasion. Much to his amusement and Chrissy's frustration, her mother seems intent on arranging their engagement! Mr Roper is more concerned with selling tickets to a concert.
Bo' Selecta!
Sketch comedy series starring Leigh Francis as Avid Merrion, Transylvania's biggest celebrity fan.
Taskmaster
Series 1, Episode 1 - Melon BuffetThis week the comedians have to try and paint the best picture of a horse while riding a horse. Also, expect melon-eating, bath-emptying and pop-up tents.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 1Dale Maily meets members of the Occupy movement in London, a group tries to make Tony Blair a saint, and regular characters James and Barnaby attend the Liberal Democrat conference.
Reality Bites
Episode 4Guests this week are Alex Brooker, Kendra Wilkinson, Marvin Humes and Frankie Bridge.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 1 - Destination: Royston VaseyAn unusual circus comes to Royston Vasey, and Pauline faces up to life on the dole.
Coupling
Series 2, Episode 3 - Her Best Friend's BottomHaving popped into Susan's flat and discovered Sally nude in the kitchen and in need of some reassurance as to her attractiveness, things suddenly get very awkward for Steve. Meanwhile, Susan's on a drive to pick new furniture for her and Steve's flat.
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Series 1, Episode 2James and Barnaby are out canvassing for votes during the London Mayoral election hoping to help get Boris Johnson re-elected, whilst Dale Maily is at the Jubilee weekend.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 2 - Lust for Royston VaseyThe nosebleed epidemic takes hold, Royston Vasey receives a visit from the flamboyant Herr Lipp and his students, and Pauline gets a job serving fries at Burger Me!
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
Coupling
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Melty Man ComethAfter last week's failure for Junior Patrick, things between he and Sally are particularly tense. After quite some to-ing and fro-ing, the pair come to a conclusion: the only way to resolve the issue is to have sex.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 1 - From HellWhile boss Douglas does his best to run Reynholm Industries into the ground, Jen has to deal with a builder from Hell, Roy loses 20 quid and Moss learns how to stand up to ruffians.
Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 4Desperate measures are called for as Jeremy Goode searches for the missing library book. Mrs Wren is in peril from several parties and only one man can save her. But will he be bothered?
Da Ali G Show
Episode 5Sacha Baron Cohen provides an inimitable mix of global reportage and celebrity chat via his characters Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 2 - Are We Not Men?A new football website allows Roy and Moss to pass as 'proper' men for a momentous couple of days. Meanwhile, Jen goes out with a man who looks like a magician.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.
Misfits
Series 5, Episode 4While the gang are out on community service they come across a bumbling old man who turns out to be more than he seems.