Television
TV schedule Tuesday 26th January 2016
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 3 - I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me...Bereft of a date, Chrissy invites Robin to accompany her to the annual works' formal. Unfortunately for Robin that involves learning a few traditional, slow dance moves.
Minder
Series 5, Christmas Special - Around The CornerArthur's luck seems to be going to the dogs when he buys a dodgy greyhound and gets conned over some bent videos. But are the police too busy fighting with each other to catch him red-handed?
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 5Martin has finally been accepted for membership of the Egremont Club, but he ends up resigning in protest over Ann's "communist" literature being brought before club member Simon Dunn, M.P..
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 3 - GreenfingerTrying to 'help' by watering Squawkencluck's plants, DM unleashes a planet-wide extra-terrestrial sprawling welsh weed.
Sorry!
Series 3, Episode 4 - SpellboundThe library van breaks down and Tim gets some interesting news from three old ladies. With great cunning he sets off for a job interview - only to find that his mother comes too.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 5 - PardnershipDesmond goes into partnership with Lee on a sure-fire money-spinning venture.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 4 - Covering UpJean and Lionel are still at odds over living arrangements and haven't spoken in a week. Meanwhile, Jean's sister-in-law is in London and wants to see the happy couple.
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 17 - PlayWussywat wants to help Eli have some adventurous fun so he sets about making her an adventure playground in the Garden. But what will he use for play equipment?
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 4 - TrappedPrem, Emlyn and Owen fight for survival and Kamini finally finds a role for herself.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 17 - ThroughThe Twirlywoos see a postman putting letters through a letterbox and decide to copy him. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives the Twirlywoos a door to go through.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 10 - Two Lads And A LadyMandy disapproves of Michael's new girlfriend - and she's not the only one.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 8 - Easter TimeIt's Easter at the park and Richard is in charge of the annual egg hunt. But with Sooty hiding the eggs and Sweep making the hot cross buns, will their plans for a happy Easter be scrambled?
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 9 - Sooty Takes OffSooty, Sweep and Soo are desperate to join the junior model flyers' club, and they have just the plane to prove their skills. But after a journey that takes them from Paris to the North Pole, will they have enough fuel to make it home?
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 25 - AdorableCouncillor Cowdrey uses two perfect android children to disrupt life in Bottom Knocker Street.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 9 - Valentine's BeanBean tries to be romantic but his idea of what that means proves very different to Irma's!
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Who's A Pretty Boy?Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...
Minder
Series 5, Christmas Special - Around The CornerArthur's luck seems to be going to the dogs when he buys a dodgy greyhound and gets conned over some bent videos. But are the police too busy fighting with each other to catch him red-handed?
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 17 - ThroughThe Twirlywoos see a postman putting letters through a letterbox and decide to copy him. Back in the boat, the Twirlywoo Screen gives the Twirlywoos a door to go through.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 4 - MuesliDarryl is down after watching a fellow inmate being released. His friend tries to cheer him up. Tracey wants to have more in common with him so gets Dorien to lock her and Sharon in the box room for the weekend, only she ends up with a crisis and forgets about them.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 2 - The HustlerGambling fever has hit Slade - subjects include the number of bricks in a cell, and the number of eggs laid by the hens on the prison farm. Fletch has organised a big game in a secret location, but will anyone actually win?
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 5 - Keep Off The GrassThe sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 4 - Covering UpJean and Lionel are still at odds over living arrangements and haven't spoken in a week. Meanwhile, Jean's sister-in-law is in London and wants to see the happy couple.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 40 - Save The TreeThe sheep's beloved tree is in danger of being cut down for firewood.
The Million Pound Note
Comedy film about a penniless man who is given a million pound note and instructed to live on it for a month without spending any of it.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 3, Episode 1 - Early RetirementFor some, early retirement can be a blessing. For Richard this particular blessing comes very heavily disguised indeed.
The Goose Steps Out
Wartime comedy starring Will Hay. Teacher William Potts goes undercover at a German spy training school.
The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 4 - TrappedPrem, Emlyn and Owen fight for survival and Kamini finally finds a role for herself.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
Man About The House
Series 3, Episode 4 - Of Mice And WomenWhen Jo spots a mouse scurrying across her bedroom floor, it provides Robin with the perfect excuse to try to spend some time with Chrissy. Mr Roper's quite pleased, too!
Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 10 - All You Can EatHaving forgotten Irma's coming for dinner, Mr Bean rushes to the supermarket. There he enters a competition to win a trolley of free food!
Millie Inbetween
Series 2, Episode 8 - MeatballsIt's parents' evening, but Millie is desperate to prevent Mum and Dad seeing her English teacher, Miss Knope.
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 3 - Clunk ClickRigsby turns up at the house with a new sports car, apparently purchased in yet another attempt to woo the lovely Miss Jones. Sadly, his driving doesn't appear to be as stylish as his motor...
Minder
Series 6, Episode 1 - Give Us This Day Arthur Daley's BreadArthur digs a very large hole for himself when he recruits some ex-cons as cheap labour for his landscape gardening enterprise. A spate of local burglaries soon brings Chisholm on to the scene.
Go Jetters
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Sahara Desert, AfricaGlitch makes a sandcastle around an oasis in the Sahara. Can the Go Jetters save the day?
On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 7 - Goodbye StanWith the cost of living heading ever-upwards, Stan's had enough and decides to apply for a different job: at a car factory. In the north!
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 6Richard plans a skiing holiday, but with his mother ill and Audrey having put her back out, will he ever leave? He's just got to learn how to ski first!
My Family
Series 3, Episode 12 - GhostsA name from the past comes back to haunt Susan, who is determined to dampen the old flame - but not before Ben gets singed.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 4 - Incredible Journey Of Norman CleggHoward won't reclaim his picnic accessory from Clegg until Pearl is out of sight.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 13 - One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's NestNick decides to get his own flat but makes sure he gets some support (and money!) from his parents in the process.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 4 - One For The RoadBob is pulled over by the police and breathalysed after a meal with Thelma. He protests his innocence but the only one around to hear his protests is Terry, who's in the cells for violent behaviour at a football match. Bob can't afford to lose his licence so Terry comes up with a plan ...
The Green Green Grass
Series 3, Episode 1 - But Is It Art?When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie's benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.
Sorry!
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Next Best ManFrank announces he's getting married to long-term girlfriend Jennifer, and after an accident Tim is promoted to best man duties.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night InGodber moves into the bottom bunk in Fletcher's cell. Unable to sleep, the two spend the night discussing their hopes, fears, and the lives they left outside.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 3It's Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, comedian Romesh Ranganathan and Sky Sports presenter Kate Abdo's turn to get in on the laughs. This time, a crazy line-up of challenges sees the teams attempt to pull a victory bus.
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 4Lee Mack is joined by Richard Madeley, Denise Van Outen and Jason Manford.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 12 - A Matter Of Life And DeathLee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.
Porridge
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Day OutFletcher and Godber join MacKay and Barrowclough's work party, digging drainage ditches for the council. When MacKay calls into the village, the party take advantage of Barrowclough's easygoing nature, but get more than they bargained for after taking shelter from the elements in a church.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dance ClassA trip to Rainbow Rhythms dance group has some surprising results for Mark, Jez and Sophie.
A League Of Their Own
Series 10, Episode 3It's Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey, comedian Romesh Ranganathan and Sky Sports presenter Kate Abdo's turn to get in on the laughs. This time, a crazy line-up of challenges sees the teams attempt to pull a victory bus.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 7 (Channel 4: Series 8), Episode 2Sean Lock and Rob Beckett go up against Jon Richardson and Cariad Lloyd. Jamie Laing joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters again.
QI
Series L, Episode 9 - Ladies & GentlemenWith Sue Perkins, Ross Noble and Australian novelist Kathy Lette.
Stella
Series 5, Episode 3It's Stella who gets the shock when she heads to London to surprise Michael. Back in Pontyberry, Jag's mother Nina shows up and drops a bombshell.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Who's A Pretty Boy?Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 2 - Local ZeroMark makes a new friend at work, whilst at Toni and Tony's party celebrating the reaffirmation of their vows, Jez meets an old school friend.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 1, Episode 2 - Badgers Don't VoteThe laptop-loving comic Dave Gorman examines celebrity culture and star lookalikes.
Virtually Famous
Series 3, Episode 2Team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark face questions and outrageous challenges alongside their celebrity guests Rylan and Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks, plus comedians Bobby Mair and Cariad Lloyd.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - Red TopComic fantasy telling the story of Rebekah, an innocent and beguiling Northern girl who accidentally becomes Chief Executive of News International and gets caught up in a seventies Watergate-style scandal.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 4The teams are joined by guests Mel Giedroyc, Johnny Vegas, Aisling Bea and Kym Marsh.
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 4A troubled Nancy Spungen performs a couple of lewd songs, and Eve talks, with great regret, about her sexual relationship with Adam.
Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the ninth series of the satirical panel game.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 4 - MuesliDarryl is down after watching a fellow inmate being released. His friend tries to cheer him up. Tracey wants to have more in common with him so gets Dorien to lock her and Sharon in the box room for the weekend, only she ends up with a crisis and forgets about them.
Psychobitches
Series 1, Episode 5The final episode of Jeremy Dyson's witty sketch show sees Kathy Burke reveal the secret behind Mona Lisa's smile.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
Live At The Apollo
Series 10, Episode 2 - Jason Manford, Chris Ramsey, Doc BrownJason Manford presents special guests Chris Ramsey and Doc Brown.
Shooting Stars
Series 1, Episode 1With Caryn Franklin, Martine McCutcheon, Rowland Rivron and Peter Stringfellow.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 2Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock look at the what people have been talking about this week. The teams are joined by Steve Jones, David O'Doherty, Deborah Meaden and Seann Walsh.
The Adam And Joe Show
Series 2, Episode 3Movie mogul Ken Korda continues with his guide to making it in the movies and Baaadad carries on with his report on the summer's festivals - and finds V97 'extremely troubling to someone of my generation'.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 5 - Keep Off The GrassThe sisters face a moral dilemma. They have seen someone they know involved in a crime, but can they grass him up? Tracey says yes, Sharon says no, but they both change their minds after speaking to Darryl and Chris. Dorien thinks there is only one option.
Stella
Series 5, Episode 3It's Stella who gets the shock when she heads to London to surprise Michael. Back in Pontyberry, Jag's mother Nina shows up and drops a bombshell.
The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 1Denise lets slip that she's fallen pregnant. Naturally, there's little else in discussion for the rest of the evening.
The Adam And Joe Show
Series 2, Episode 4The boys' cuddly toys re-enact Creche, their tribute to controversial movie Crash, and Baaadad passes musical judgement on No Doubt, Hanson and Chumbawamba.
The Almost Impossible Gameshow
Series 1, Episode 3Another episode of the game show in which 50 members of the public compete - with almost no chance of winning at all.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 1 - Easter & Working From HomeSal is devastated to discover via a planning notice that a barn renovation is to take place in the field that backs onto her house. When she informs the Women's Guild, she finds that they have been well aware of the construction for some time. Sal tries her best to convince the Guild to help her fight the application.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Episode 1 - Red TopComic fantasy telling the story of Rebekah, an innocent and beguiling Northern girl who accidentally becomes Chief Executive of News International and gets caught up in a seventies Watergate-style scandal.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - University ChallengeMark meets a student called April in a shoe shop and decides to return to see her again, but discovers that she has gone to university in Dartmouth.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 3, Episode 1 - Easter & Working From HomeSal is devastated to discover via a planning notice that a barn renovation is to take place in the field that backs onto her house. When she informs the Women's Guild, she finds that they have been well aware of the construction for some time. Sal tries her best to convince the Guild to help her fight the application.
Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Man ShowSophie tells Mark that her and Geoff are moving in together and that he thinks her and Mark should see less of each other.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 16Tonight at the Comedy Store: Mick Ferry is no Lady Gaga fan; Neil Delamere puts olive oil in his ear; Andrew Lawrence has 'African sunset' hair; and Greg Burns is The Fonz.
Shooting Stars
Series 1, Episode 1With Caryn Franklin, Martine McCutcheon, Rowland Rivron and Peter Stringfellow.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
Doll & Em
Series 1, Episode 4On set, Em's anxiety about her performance grows when she's distracted by a co-star.