Television
TV schedule Monday 16th November 2015
6am
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George & Mildred
Series 1, Episode 10 - Family PlanningMildred's mother has come to stay for the week, and it's become increasingly clear that she won't be able to live alone for much longer. Mildred calls a family meeting to decide what should happen to her - and George makes a discovery.
6am
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Tommy Cooper
Episode 5Tommy Cooper presents his own show, with sketches and special guests. Featuring Bernard Cribbins, aiding Cooper in his illusion of the week.
7:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 14 - The PianoThe Farmer is playing the piano and torturing everyone with his musical inability. When the Flock discover that Bitzer on the other hand is a virtuoso, they decide it's time for a party. They devise a plan to 'borrow' the piano when the Farmer goes to bed - however things don't quite go to plan...
7:35am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 1 - A Quiet HoneymoonThe newly married LeClercs are shot down, and swiftly arrested by the Colonel. With Von Klinkerhoffen hospitalised, Flockenstuffen's making his presence felt at the chateau.
8am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 1 - The French LessonShirley takes up French lessons at a night school, and Desmond fears that her teacher is becoming too fond of her. Meanwhile, Louise and Gloria are interested in finding 'male order' men.
8am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 7Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
8:15am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty BangWhen Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...
8:20am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 17 - PlayWussywat wants to help Eli have some adventurous fun so he sets about making her an adventure playground in the Garden. But what will he use for play equipment?
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 1 - FullThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen, where they watch a man turn on a tap and fill a glass with water. When he leaves, the Twirlywoos come out and turn the tap on. They fill a glass with water and then start to find other things around the kitchen to fill up.
10am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Surprise For PorkpieMichael's marketing plans for the shop backfire a little and send Porkpie into hiding on his birthday. Gloria, Louise and Matthew are intent on raising his spirits.
10:30am
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sad NewsDesmond and Porkpie learn that Sweetsticks, a friend who came to England with them, has died.
11am
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11:10am
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 10 - Baby BrainMum is buying a cot, looking at names, and calling nurseries. Millie and Lauren decide that she and Mike must be planning a baby, and that they have to be stopped. Dad tries to bond with Jake, but gets a bit overenthusiastic.
11:15am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
12pm
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 1 - Janey's ChoiceKenzo's father is back on the scene. This is fine by Ben, but Susan has other ideas. And does anyone care what Janey thinks?
12:20pm
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Minder
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aces High And Sometimes Very LowThe chips are down for Arthur's friend Maurice when the professional gambler is barred from the casinos and mugged of all his winnings. Terry's job is to mind Maurice while he recoups his losses.
12:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
1pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 7 - Easy LivingGary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.
1:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 2 - A Woman Never LiesFollowing the commotion at the chateau, the resistance are blackmailing Helga, Gruber and the Colonel with evidence of the Fallen Madonna. The only chance they have of raising the 10 million franc ransom is to hold-up the garrison pay truck! Meanwhile, Michelle's radio station is beginning to take shape.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 1 - FullThe Twirlywoos are in a kitchen, where they watch a man turn on a tap and fill a glass with water. When he leaves, the Twirlywoos come out and turn the tap on. They fill a glass with water and then start to find other things around the kitchen to fill up.
1:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 5, Episode 7 - Men Of PropertyThe lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.
2pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 11 - Bermuda CallingThe family are stunned by Mike's big news. He's been offered a new job - a year in Bermuda!
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 10 - Sisters Are Doing It...There's trouble for Tracey when her new as a secretary exposes her to sexual harassment from her boss.
2:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 7 - The SpeechDesmond is away at a conference, but his speech has gone awol.
2:40pm
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The Cuckoo Patrol
Freddie & The Dreamers, Kenneth Connor, Victor Maddern, John Le Mesurier and Arthur Mullard star in the story of a troop of scout misfits.
2:40pm
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Stand OffIt's breakfast time and The Farmer discovers he has no fresh milk for his morning cup of tea. He sets off in great haste, only to become ensnared in a 'rush hour' traffic jam. Shaun and The Flock are too impatient to wait for breakfast and take matters into their own hands.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CoconutThe Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.
3pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 3, Episode 7Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 17 - Back To SchoolMr Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - but can he control the unruly class?
3:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 18 - Lord BeanMr Bean finds out he is a lord and visits his Scottish family home - but keeping a castle is a costly business.
3:15pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 7 - The World Wide SpiderDanger Mouse has to face his only fear when Penfold accidentally wakes a gigantic World Wide Spider.
3:20pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Christmas Special - Yuletide SpiritGrim is on the search for a group of dangerous carol singers, and the politics of Christmas workplace gift-giving throw the station into disarray when Goody buys Maggie some sexy lingerie. Fowler, meanwhile, has am-dram panto on his mind...
3:55pm
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Boj
Episode 37 - The Giggly Park ExpressWith just cardboard boxes and a bit of imagination, Boj and his buddies make a train to take Denzil and his teddies on a trip around the world.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 14th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 15 - Let's Start At The BeginningDr. Upton ventures into the field of psychiatry. He discovers that with time and patience most people can be helped - even psychiatrists!
4:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Mum's Last FlingWhen Mum uses kiss-proof lipstick and stays out until 1:30am, everyone suspects the worst.
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 1 - Jumble PieGeorge's budgie Oscar has died. However, Mildred's busy sorting out unwanted items for the vicar's jumble sale.
5:20pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 11Royal rogue King Flannel gets the better of the butler, glamorous weather girl Gail Force presents another incident-filled report and antiquities expert Ann Teak makes a startling discovery over a cup of tea.
6pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 5, Episode 7 - Men Of PropertyThe lease on Mews Cottage is running out and the Steptoes try to get the money to but the property.
6pm
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My Family
Series 11, Episode 1 - Janey's ChoiceKenzo's father is back on the scene. This is fine by Ben, but Susan has other ideas. And does anyone care what Janey thinks?
6:25pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Stand OffIt's breakfast time and The Farmer discovers he has no fresh milk for his morning cup of tea. He sets off in great haste, only to become ensnared in a 'rush hour' traffic jam. Shaun and The Flock are too impatient to wait for breakfast and take matters into their own hands.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
6:40pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 2, Episode 3 - Bothered And BewilderedBoycie decides his staff need to work harder and vows to sack the next employee he catches slacking. Mrs Cakeworthy is the first out the door, but she soon has her boss regretting her decision when the Londoner learns she is a witch. Elsewhere, Tyler has his own problems - he is traumatised by the school art class.
7pm
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Blackadder
A selection of three episodes from the comic historical saga.
7:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 7 - Easy LivingGary's world is changing fast. Yvonne is changing careers as Phoebe plans the wedding. And Reg's domestic problems threaten his job.
7:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 9Having lost out in a floral display competition, Hyacinth sets her sights on a new car and soon has Richard on a Rolls-Royce test drive.
8pm
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 6 - Sad NewsDesmond and Porkpie learn that Sweetsticks, a friend who came to England with them, has died.
8pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Christmas Special - EngagementAlice is concerned. She and Hugo mightn't have been romantically linked for long, but she's known him for 26 years and they've still never kissed - is she so unattractive? When the inevitable eventually happens, David is far from pleased, and Hugo has an important decision to make.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 1 - Better The DevilSince Martin and Louisa both got cold feet on their wedding day, Louisa has left, and Martin has been finding life in Portwenn infuriating.
8pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 7 - The SpeechDesmond is away at a conference, but his speech has gone awol.
8:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 1 - The TreatmentDesmond is hospitalised with a mystery illness, provoking Shirley to worry that he'll want to return to Guyana.
8:50pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 1 - Dibley LiveTo celebrate the 650th year since Dibley's founding, Geraldine arranges a special licence to run their own local radio station. All of the villagers lend a hand in the week-long event, and Frank has a particular secret to impart. Meanwhile, the Vicar finds the perfect opportunity to bring David down a peg or two.
9pm
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 1 - Caroline's First DayIt is Dr. Caroline Todd's first day at the East Hampton Hospital Trust, but things don't start terribly well for her. Mac and Statham enjoy some banter, Martin looks up his old school friends online, Guy eats some coffee and Joanna has some fun on a vibrating bed.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
9pm
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Mr. Sloane
Episode 2Things could be looking up for Jeremy when Robin agrees to let him fix her leaky tap.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 2Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 2With guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Tony Law and Nick Hewer.
9pm
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Plebs
Series 1, Episode 1 - The OrgyThings take an upward turn for the boys when Marcus meets some fit Britons in the courtyard and Stylax finds a flyer to an orgy. With his grocery budget now spent on orgy tickets, Grumio must scrimp and save in order to put food on the table.
9pm30 min
Trollied
Series 5, Episode 3Everyone is on high alert as big Valco boss Brendan O'Connor descends on the store.
9:30pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 3, Episode 5Nan appears on Paul O'Grady's teatime show and broadcasts her horrible views to the nation. The Aga Saga Woman takes a wrong turn into Tottenham and Lauren refuses to speak French for a French oral exam.
9:30pm
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Mr. Sloane
Episode 3Robin pops to Jeremy's house for lunch and brings some brownies with her. While preparing the meal in the kitchen, an insatiable Jeremy starts snacking on Robin's treats.
9:30pm
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Plebs
Series 1, Episode 2 - The GladiatorDanny Dyer guest stars as Cynthia's new boyfriend Cassius, a friendly local gladiator who immediately proves a rival to Marcus in the quest for Cynthia's affections.
9:30pm30 min
After Hours
Episode 3 - Formed A BandLauren and Ollie try to cheer up a down-in-the dumps Willow by giving him the chance to co-present the show. But does it actually have any listeners?
10pm
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The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 1 - Two Ronnies Become OneNew and exclusive to Gold, a charming insight into the life and work of one of the UK's favourite double acts begins with the story of how they came together.
10pm
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Benidorm
Series 3, Episode 4When Madge's estranged daughter Valda appears at The Solana, Madge is convinced she is after Mel's money. Meanwhile a cockney conman called Gary starts working his way through the holidaymakers, and Madge is given something to settle her stomach with extremely unsettling results.
10pm30 min
Live At The Apollo
Series 11, Episode 2 - Dara O Briain, Zoe Lyons, Paul ChowdhryThe famously quick-witted Dara O Briain introduces two of comedy's biggest stars - razor-sharp comic Zoe Lyons and the talented Paul Chowdhry.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm
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Bring The Noise
Episode 4Ricky Wilson, Nicole Scherzinger, Tinie Tempah, Katherine Ryan and Joel Dommett welcome actress Olivia Colman and rapper Wretch 32 to the comedy and music show.
10:35pm30 min
Scot Squad
Series 2, Episode 5Traffic Officer Hugh McKirdy becomes starstruck as he and his partner Surjit Singh respond to an incident involving Michelle McManus.
10:45pm
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The Job Lot
Series 3, Episode 6Trish is fresh back from a Spanish holiday to celebrate the job centre's twenty-fifth anniversary and brings back more than a stick of rock. Natalie seeks out the original manageress Maggie Higgins and asks her to join the staff for a celebration. Maggie remembers Angela from the 80s but Angela is keen to distance herself... is Angela hiding something?
11pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 7 - GangsterGuy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions.
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 4Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.
11:05pm
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The Job Lot
Series 3, Episode 6Trish is fresh back from a Spanish holiday to celebrate the job centre's twenty-fifth anniversary and brings back more than a stick of rock. Natalie seeks out the original manageress Maggie Higgins and asks her to join the staff for a celebration. Maggie remembers Angela from the 80s but Angela is keen to distance herself... is Angela hiding something?
11:05pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Episode 10 - The Final DeciderTonight's show see's Holly and Keith go head to head in the final decider special - with both teams pulling out all the stops to win. Holly gets extra team member Paddy McGuinness before Gino reveals his secret weapon: Vernon Kay, who has been hiding as a show camera man. The guests are James Martin, Chris Ramsey, Frankie Bridge and Jennifer Metcalfe.
11:15pm
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Detectorists
A selection of episodes from the second series of the BBC Four sitcom.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 10 - Sisters Are Doing It...There's trouble for Tracey when her new as a secretary exposes her to sexual harassment from her boss.
11:30pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 8Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Greg Davies, Simon Evans and Micky Flanagan.
11:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Christmas Special - Murder At ChristmasLee's plan to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas is threatened by the presence of Tim, Daisy, Tim and Lucy's parents, and even Barbara, doing the cooking. All seems to be going well until a murder mystery game brings family tensions to a head.
11:50pm
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Safeword
Series 1, Episode 1Guests in the first episode are everyone's favourite doofus Joey Essex, boxing hero David Haye and comedians Andrew Maxwell and Tiff Stevenson. Which of this week's celebrities - hard man or reem dude - will be able to take the inevitable roasting best, and who will be bottling out by using that all-important safe word?
Midnight
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Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 2 - Al Murray, Shappi Khorsandi and Russell KaneAl Murray introduces comedy from Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane.
12:10am
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 9Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Holly Walsh.
12:20am
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French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 1The offbeat sketch show returns, offering a comic view of the world as seen by Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. It includes parodies of movie hits such as Misery, as well as TV series and rock stars. And there's more from old favourites, the Fat Men.
12:35am
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Adventures Of A Plumber's Mate
Sid South gets to meet lots of lusty young ladies through his work, but it looks like he has landed himself in really hot water with a gambling debt.
12:50am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 2Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by American comic Hannibal Buress, The Voice reject Sam Buttery, actor Stephen Mangan and Canada's Katherine Ryan.
12:50am
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1:10am
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
2am
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Christmas Special - Yuletide SpiritGrim is on the search for a group of dangerous carol singers, and the politics of Christmas workplace gift-giving throw the station into disarray when Goody buys Maggie some sexy lingerie. Fowler, meanwhile, has am-dram panto on his mind...
2am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 10Tonight, Danny Slim Gray talks ninja-s**tting, Daniel Sloss on masturbation, Joe Wilkinson gets cupped by a stranger and Steve Shanyaski is a booze expert.
2:05am
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Minder
Series 1, Episode 6 - Aces High And Sometimes Very LowThe chips are down for Arthur's friend Maurice when the professional gambler is barred from the casinos and mugged of all his winnings. Terry's job is to mind Maurice while he recoups his losses.
2:10am
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Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 6Lyle is feeling totally undervalued and Peter, realising that unless he gives him some responsibility he'll leave, sends him off to meet an old Polish Auschwitz survivor. Beatrice insists on bonding with Gloria - who politely pretends to enjoy their outings. Sidney Snell has a dream which leads him to Cromer Pier and a search for buried treasure. Mrs Thing wants to leave Peter all her money. A mysterious young woman turns up at Peter's garden party asking to speak to him.
2:30am
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French And Saunders
Series 4, Episode 1The offbeat sketch show returns, offering a comic view of the world as seen by Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. It includes parodies of movie hits such as Misery, as well as TV series and rock stars. And there's more from old favourites, the Fat Men.
2:30am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 9Addy van der Borgh talks gasmen, James Acaster on parties, Tiff Stevenson isn't a fan of middle-class mums and Josh Howie is confused by women.
3am
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 7 - GangsterGuy showers Lucy with expensive gifts and whisks her away for a weekend, arousing Lee's suspicions.
3:25am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:30am
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Not Going Out
Series 2, Christmas Special - Murder At ChristmasLee's plan to spend time alone with Lucy at Christmas is threatened by the presence of Tim, Daisy, Tim and Lucy's parents, and even Barbara, doing the cooking. All seems to be going well until a murder mystery game brings family tensions to a head.