Television
TV schedule Saturday 14th November 2015
6am
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Old Mother Riley, MP
A repeat of this 1939 film.
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
A selection of three episodes from the surreal children's comedy starring Phill Jupitus.
6:10am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CisternWhen the toilet breaks, Stan and the family are forced to rush next door to use Jack's facilities until they can arrange for a replacement.
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 5 - Firing SquashedWhilst Flick and Von Smallhausen look set to face the firing squad for robbing the garrison pay truck, the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber - still dressed as Hitler and Goering - are captured by the Communists. Michelle's Resistance wish to use the duo for their own ends, but who will win?
7am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 9 - Time And TidesSharon and Tracey help out Dorien because women "of a certain age" need careful handling.
7:10am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 2 - The New BuildingIt is the ceremonial grand opening of Mr Slater's new toilet block, but chaos looms when it becomes apparent that builders Sooty and Sweep have forgotten to install the vital component - a toilet! Can they get it fitted in time, or will Richard's career end up round the bend?
7:25am
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Demobbed
Demobbed from the army, four troublesome soldiers are reunited with their old Sergeant.
7:30am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 8, Episode 6 - A Fishful Of FrancsAs the Colonel attempts to pay off the resistance with 10 million francs concealed in a large dogfish, Herr Flick and Monsieur Alfonse get in the way. At the café, General Von Klinkerhoffen forces René and Madame Edith into the Hitler and Goering uniforms, and it looks like they're bomb-fodder.
8am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of six episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
8:20am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 15 - SqueakWhen Duckadile loses his squeak, Wussywat decides to find it, using his ears and a pair of binoculars to spot things far away.
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
11:05am
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 9 - Fitzgerald Vs FitzgeraldMartha is eagerly anticipating the visit of the Careers Guidance Counsellor, Mrs Lazarus. It's the perfect opportunity to help her finally decide upon a future career.
11:20am
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Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 8The Berrito Brothers test their strength, and Keith Fitt demonstrates swimming strokes in the studio.
11:40am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 5 - Big Templeton Is Watching You!A new school security system is installed - and the cameras seem to record what happens in the future. When Templeton becomes security monitor and goes mad with this incredible, all-seeing power, the very existence of Strange Hill is threatened.
12pm
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Horrible Science
Episode 9 - Sounds DreadfulToday, what is a sound? How do we hear? How do our ears work? Inventor of the telephone Alexander Graham Bell joins the team in the studio to talk telephones, and even metal detectors!
12:05pm
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Miss Robin Hood
Comedy about a writer who finds himself roped into a spot of industrial theft due to the adventures in his childrens' stories.
12:05pm
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Scream Street
Series 1, Episode 3 - LovestruckResus gets Luella to concoct a spell to stop his parents arguing but, as Luella is still a trainee witch, she gets the potion wrong and soon the whole town is feeling the love. Mrs Negative even falls in love with one of the nastiest characters on Scream Street! How will Luella and Resus get out of this mess?
12:30pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 10 - The Exciting Life of JazJaz wishes she had a more exciting life - but she doesn't expect Gene to make her life into a reality show with her as the star!
1pm
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St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
1pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:30pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
1:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:15pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 4 - Ice CreamDraper initiates a big clamp-down on security and truancy in school, meaning there are no more visits to the ice cream van just outside the front gates.
2:30pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of four episodes from the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
3:05pm
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Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 2 - MovementBert Large could be the man to put Portwenn on the culinary map. Dissatisfied with his lot in life he abandons his plumbing business to open his own restaurant.
3:15pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 11 - Hank's New SchoolAfter yet another bad parents' evening, Stan is determined to get Hank a good education - at another school. Desperate not to leave Frankie, Ashley and Mr Rock behind, Hank is forced to do the unthinkable and fight to stay at Westbrook Academy. Mr Rock, on the other hand, finds an old friend's offer for a life away from Westbrook extremely tempting.
3:30pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of six episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 11 - Best In ShowThe Wheely Good trophy is the star prize at the Justin Town Vehicle Show. Justin and Robert do their best to get Justin's car ready to be judged by the mystery star judge.
4:05pm
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The Ghost Of St. Michael's
Will Hay comedy.
5:25pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 3, Episode 10Prehistoric cave dwellers Ug and Ig prepare to go hiking with a super-heavy rucksack made of rock, tap-dancing Dan Step gets confused dancing with different hats and antiques expert Ann Teak blows her nose on a valuable handkerchief.
6:55pm
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Doc Martin
Series 2, Episode 7 - Out Of The WoodsIt's just two weeks before PC Mark Mylow marries beautiful blonde Julie Mitchell, and he doesn't have a best man.
7pm
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Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 6Lyle is feeling totally undervalued and Peter, realising that unless he gives him some responsibility he'll leave, sends him off to meet an old Polish Auschwitz survivor. Beatrice insists on bonding with Gloria - who politely pretends to enjoy their outings. Sidney Snell has a dream which leads him to Cromer Pier and a search for buried treasure. Mrs Thing wants to leave Peter all her money. A mysterious young woman turns up at Peter's garden party asking to speak to him.
7:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 3 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet and begins a series of courses designed to harden the soles. His demanding marches soon force the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
8pm
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Kingdom
Series 2, Episode 1There's still no word from Peter's missing brother Simon so Peter happily takes on the role of surrogate father to Daniel. The Women's Institute calls for Peter's help in a bid to save the local lighthouse. Sidney Snell and pub landlord Ted are practising for their annual horn dance, but there is an accident during the rehearsal. Lyle and Peter get caught up in a burger war. Honor develops a soft spot for Lyle of which he is totally unaware. Beatrice is becoming increasingly volatile.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 4 - Lee Nelson, Stewart Francis, Paul ChowdhryThe 'well good' Lee Nelson introduces stand-up from the Hammersmith Apollo. He introduces sets from Stewart Francis and Paul Chowdhry.
8pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
8:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series VI, Episode 2 - LegionA un-identified space object beams Red Dwarf into it's path and when they get on board there seems to be no life forms around.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 3 - Boots, Boots, BootsMainwaring becomes obsessed with the state of the platoon's feet and begins a series of courses designed to harden the soles. His demanding marches soon force the members of the platoon to try and stop him.
9pm
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Blott On The Landscape
Episode 6Blott's destructive night out has had no effect in stopping the motorway. But he is determined not to be beaten and plans one final campaign to protect the estate.
9pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 4Tim and Rachel finally appear to have 'done the deed' and are confronted by a horrified Gareth, who is perhaps most upset by the realisation that he'd still like to 'do' Rachel even though she is now, as he so charmingly puts it, sloppy seconds.
9pm45 min version
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
The Inbetweeners 2
Comedy sequel to smash-hit 2011 film The Inbetweeners Movie. Will, Simon, Jay and Neil head off on an Australian road trip.
9:40pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Never Say Alan AgainIt's bank holiday weekend and our hero's planning to watch all the Bond movies back to back. But Michael's got a new friend at the garage, and Alan's jealous.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm
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You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 714 days to go. The end of the world is nigh. Scotty is forced to choose between sister Rhonda and Operation Saviour when he spots a crucial error in the plan to save the world.
10:05pm
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Father Ted
A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's most successful sitcom.
10:15pm65 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 9, Episode 5 - Cristiano Ronaldo, David Tennant, Agyness DeynJonathan Ross welcomes arguably the greatest footballer on the planet, Cristiano Ronaldo, for his first ever chat show appearance. Jonathan will also be talking to award-winning actor David Tennant and model turned actress Agyness Deyn.
10:20pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Problem At Gallows Gate (Part 2)As Jonathan develops an unhealthy obsession with stockings and Maddy becomes infuriated with his s-less typewriter, they look as unlikely as the police to solve the killed-by-a-dead-man conundrum.
10:20pm
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 2 - CultureAfter their TV is repossessed by Rumbelows, Eddie and Richie are left bored at home for the evening. Perhaps a game of chess could pass the time.
10:30pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 2Russell Howard worries about the Titanic memorial cruise, gets depressed about TOWIE, and looks back at the Grand National. The Mystery Guest is 79 year-old Dorene, Britain's oldest keep fit instructor. The Good News Extra comic is Paul MacCaffrey.
11pm
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 3, Episode 2Alan is joined by Matt Lucas, John Thomson, Sarah Kendall and Stuart Goldsmith to discuss such varied subjects as upsetting rock legends, impressions, an exploding spider's nest and why comedy and music don't go together.
11:05pm
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The Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners Top Ten Moments: This one-hour special counts down the top ten moments - as voted for by the viewers - from all three series of The Inbetweeners. The programme also meets the actors who play Neil, Simon, Will and Jay, and hears from celebrity fans of the show.
11:10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Episode 10 - The Final DeciderTonight's show see's Holly and Keith go head to head in the final decider special - with both teams pulling out all the stops to win. Holly gets extra team member Paddy McGuinness before Gino reveals his secret weapon: Vernon Kay, who has been hiding as a show camera man. The guests are James Martin, Chris Ramsey, Frankie Bridge and Jennifer Metcalfe.
11:40pm
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 6With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm Tucker is left at home to mind the shop.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:05am
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Adventures Of A Taxi Driver
Cabbie Joe has no trouble picking up girls, who are more than willing to join him for a ride. His back-seat shenanigans look set to land him in bother.
12:20am
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Time Trumpet
Satrical comedy series set in the future, looking back at past events.
12:30am
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 2Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers a question on bullying, and sniffs the audience. His guests are Rob Delaney and Tiff Stevenson.
12:50am
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Father Ted
A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's most successful sitcom.
1am
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 4Tim and Rachel finally appear to have 'done the deed' and are confronted by a horrified Gareth, who is perhaps most upset by the realisation that he'd still like to 'do' Rachel even though she is now, as he so charmingly puts it, sloppy seconds.
1am
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Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 4With guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and panellists Katherine Ryan and Janet Street-Porter.
1:15am
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Josh
Series 1, Episode 1 - Swimming & KissingJosh gets invited to the event of the summer - the only trouble is that it's a pool party and he can't swim.
1:40am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Never Say Alan AgainIt's bank holiday weekend and our hero's planning to watch all the Bond movies back to back. But Michael's got a new friend at the garage, and Alan's jealous.
2am
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Andy Parsons: Slacktivist
Andy Parsons returns to the stage with his one man stand-up show Slacktivist.
2am
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Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 4Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Michael McIntyre and Mark Watson.
2am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 15, Episode 10 - Dawn French, Russell Howard, Richard Osman, Little MixAlan is joined by Dawn French talking about her new novel; Russell Howard, who discusses Russell Howard's Good News; and Pointless host Richard Osman. With music from Little Mix.
2:15am
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 2 - CultureAfter their TV is repossessed by Rumbelows, Eddie and Richie are left bored at home for the evening. Perhaps a game of chess could pass the time.
2:15am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.
2:35am
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Mock The Week
Series 6, Episode 5Host Dara O'Briain is joined by regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard. With guests Ed Byrne and Zoe Lyons.
2:45am
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
2:45am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
3:10am
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 4There's a Halloween surprise for Joe Wilkinson; Jigsaw's Dan Antopolski reveals his seduction technique; Naz from WitTank tries to get over a hurtful break-up with painful results; and there's the last instalment of The Van.
3:10am
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The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 5 - FriendfaceJen introduces Roy and Moss to a new social networking website, and then finds out why some friendships are best left in the past. Roy does battle with the Joker and Moss asserts his masculinity as Jen's temporary husband.
3:15am
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 6With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm Tucker is left at home to mind the shop.
3:35am
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The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 6 - Calendar GeeksIn the final episode of the series, Reynholm Industries are proud to announce their first sexy nude calendar. Enough said, probably.
3:50am
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Rex The Runt
Claymation sitcom from Aardman Animations. The ten minute episodes revolve around the lives of four dogs - Rex, Bad Bob, Wendy and Vince.