Television
TV schedule Tuesday 20th October 2015
6am
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In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 5 - Cuckoo In The NestUnable to satisfy his latest girlfriend, Annie, out on the moors, Billy decides it's time he gets a home of his own. Fortuitously, his cousin Donald arrives unannounced and seems a perfect taker for his old room.
7:20am
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Sailors Don't Care
A repeat of this 1928 film.
7:25am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 2, Episode 6This week's episode featured Harry's lost black sock turning up in How Clean Is Your House?, one frozen pizza and a bag of chips stolen on Merseybeat and some bad language on EastEnders.
7:25am
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 2 - Danger At C LevelPenfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.
7:50am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 3 - Good Staff Are Hard To FindWith Maria lost in the post, René and Edith are auditioning for a new serving girl - surprisingly, it seems that the two are looking for entirely different qualities! Meanwhile, with the Italians now in the war, Captain Alberto Bertorelli arrives at the château.
7:50am
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 11 - The Great TrilbyWhen Arthur learns that he is line to inherit a fortune, he and Ray set out to trace the Daley ancestry.
8am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
8:20am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 18 - WheelsWussywat wants to move a pile of pots from the garden, but they are awkward and heavy. How can he do it? With the help of Duckadile's roller-skates of course.
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
8:25am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Flying NunWith invasion plans afoot, and new waitress Mimi Labonq proving to be equal help and hindrance, Michelle supplies René with a newer, more powerful radio - as long as it can get a good signal.
9am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9:30am
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 12 - LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!
9:35am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 2 - Invasion Of The TempletonsWhen Templeton's Science Fair attempt to blast into the cosmos backfires, he accidentally instigates a full-blown alien invasion - by aliens that seem remarkably familiar and have come to pay homage to the creator of the Universe... Templeton?!
11am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 1 - GhostNero goes hunting for the school ghost - but will he have more trouble from new girl Clem?
12pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 5 - Susan Of TroyMichael succeeds in placing the whole family on The Weakest Link, but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.
12:30pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
12:40pm
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Your Money Or Your Wife
A repeat of this 1960 film.
12:40pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 6 - One Of The BoysRoger's mother visits London to meet future daughter-in-law, Abi. Meanwhile an old drinking mate from Ben's youth has changed much more than he had expected.
12:55pm
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 9 - Last Orders At The WinchesterThe Winchester Club is faced with permanent closure when one of Arthur's schemes backfires.
1pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 8 - Nice Work If You Can Get ItGary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?
1:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 4 - The CommodoreHyacinth agrees to meet the Ladies' Luncheon Club special guest at the railway station, but the assignment proves more difficult than she imagined.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 2, Episode 12 - LongerThe Twirlywoos watch a baker rolling out a baguette, and get carried away when they try it for themselves. In the Boat, the Tea Machine is behaving oddly - the spout keeps on growing longer!
1:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 3, Episode 1 - Homes Fit For HeroesHarold tries to get his dad in an old people's home.
2pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 3 - Baby Come BackSharon meets an old flame and her thoughts turn to marriage and motherhood.
2:25pm
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Take A Letter Mr. Jones...
Episode 4 - The Japanese Contract....Japanese executive Mr Kimura arrives in England to discuss a business deal with Ms. Warner's firm. Ms. Warner expects to finalise arrangements over dinner.
2:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Class ActMatthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 24 - Bitzer's Basic TrainingBitzer thinks The Farmer is planning to replace him, so Shaun helps to knock his friend into shape. Unfortunately Bitzer goes completely over the top with his training regime and starts running the farm with military precision driving everyone crazy.
3pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 25 - Chip Off The Old BlockThe Farmer has taken up sculpting, but unintentionally drops a huge slab of stone on top of Timmy's teddy. Shaun and the flock must struggle and strain to lift the heavy block and retrieve the precious toy.
3:30pm
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Mr Bean
A selection of episodes from the first series of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
3:55pm
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Boj
Episode 38 - Picky EaterBoj and Mia are invited to Rupa's for pizza, but Mia doesn't like eating mixed-up food. Can Boj help Mia enjoy dinner at the Nibblits's house with the mix-it-up song?
4pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 26th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
4:15pm
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Doctor In The House
Series 2, Episode 9 - Hot Off The PressesMichael is not best pleased when he is volunteered to be the new editor of the hospital magazine.
4:50pm
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 1 - That's My BoyRigsby returns from a Spanish holiday to find Alan has let out the two spare rooms: he's delighted that Miss Jones has returned, but likely to be less than enthusiastic about a single mother and her baby - especially if the father is who he believes.
5pm
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5:20pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 7Professor Muddles creates a machine to make himself young again, while sports reporter Keith Fitt attempts to break another world record.
5:20pm
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In Loving Memory
Series 4, Episode 6 - Cash And CarryIvy's faith in human nature is challenged when a trusted old friend, Annie Greenhalgh, dies and contracts their services - but seemingly without making any arrangements to pay. Then they find a pawn ticket...
6pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 5 - Susan Of TroyMichael succeeds in placing the whole family on The Weakest Link, but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.
6pm
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Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 2 - Danger At C LevelPenfold has had enough of being tied up, blown up and walloped and needs a holiday.
6:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 25, Episode 4 - Happy Birthday Robin HoodWhen Billy celebrates his famous ancestor's birthday, Barry gets the wrong idea.
6:40pm
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My Family
Series 7, Episode 6 - One Of The BoysRoger's mother visits London to meet future daughter-in-law, Abi. Meanwhile an old drinking mate from Ben's youth has changed much more than he had expected.
7pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 3, Episode 1 - Homes Fit For HeroesHarold tries to get his dad in an old people's home.
7:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 8 - Nice Work If You Can Get ItGary's new career as a 1940s entertainer is taking off, as is his trade in wartime 78s. But can he take the strain of two opening nights in two different eras?
7:20pm
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Marley's Ghosts
Series 1, Episode 3The Vicar's developed an infatuation with neighbour Tina's son Gary, and Michael wants to give back to the world. When Adam learns of a daughter he never knew about we see him taking responsibility and proving to Marley that he would have been a good Dad.
8pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 3 - Duet For Solo BicycleA squeak in the shop's bicycle is driving Granville round the bedn, but can it really be affecting his love-life?
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Sports-based panel show fronted by comedians, with a host of sport and celebrity stars.
8pm
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Class ActMatthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.
8:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 4 - How To Ignite Your Errand BoyArkwright's plan to make his own fire lighters has a snag, they may be somewhat dangerous to make...Oh well, Granville is not busy...
9pm
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You, Me And The Apocalypse
Episode 332 days to go. Father Jude and Sister Celine try to help a young girl escape from an angry mob that believes she is the Messiah.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 4 - Lee Mack and Sean LockLee Mack hosts, with Sean Lock performing in front of a packed Hammersmith Apollo. The pair take pot shots at Riverdance, hundreds and thousands, Cockneys and starfish.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 8 - Are You Being Served?Sharon's feeling broody, and on the look out for a man to make her pregnant. Meanwhile, Dorien's incensed that her holiday romance wasn't as it appeared: but she's determined to make it work for her.
9:20pm
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Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 5 - NeighbourA new neighbour moves in upstairs and his constant noise drives Lucy to distraction.
10pm
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Miranda
Series 3, Episode 2 - What A SurprisePenny embarrasses Miranda by running for local councillor with Tilly as her wing man. Gary has put himself on the dating scene and Miranda decides she has to do the same.
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 12, Episode 4Dr Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to play the panel game.
10pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
10pm60 min
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 7 - That's What We Grow InIn this penultimate episode, Dave suggests radically overhauling the calendar, and reveals what you learn when you buy Twitter followers.
10pm30 min
Glitchy
Episode 3American heart-throb Judd Zuckerman gives dating advice to Reading boy Jay; Drag Queen's Den heads to BBC Two; and there's more from The Real Jockey Housewives of Birkenhead.
10pm30 min
Chewing Gum
Series 1, Episode 3 - PossessionTracey takes the chance to improve her future and heads off to a recruitment day, while Devil-fearing sister Cynthia covers Tracey's shift in the shop. Candice and Nan Esther try and earn some money by holding a sex-toy party on the estate. But Tracey ends up making a deal she regrets...
10:30pm30 min
Together
Episode 3 - CupidTom's mind is set on transforming Ellen's birthday; inviting her round for the lasagne she misses so much. His dad and his dad's snails help to ensure it's an unforgettable night.
10:30pm30 min
The Job Lot
Series 3, Episode 3Trish is disconcerted to see a caravan parked in the job centre car park and is shocked to discover who is living in there. Kevin, an aspiring country and western singer comes into the job centre and is not happy when Karl stops his benefits - the fall out results in a roof top siege.
10:40pm
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Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mammy Rides AgainAgnes and Winnie gatecrash Maria's hen party, but realise that they have the wrong venue. Later, having invited Maria's snooty mother Mrs Nicholson to dinner, a nervous Agnes shores up her confidence with alcohol, but chaos ensues as the evening proceeds.
10:40pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 9, Episode 1 - Vin Diesel, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse, Tom JonesWith Hollywood action movie star of The Fast And The Furious, Vin Diesel; Olympic and world champion Jessica Ennis-Hill; and legendary comedy duo Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse. Plus music and chat from the voice himself, Sir Tom Jones.
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 5This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.
11pm
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The Many Faces Of...
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Many Faces Of Les DawsonLes Dawson was one of Britain's all time great comedy talents. He's best known as a comedian but was also a talented musician, writer and actor. This programme traces his career, with familiar favourite TV clips and some rare gems from the archives.
11:05pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 9, Episode 1 - Vin Diesel, Jessica Ennis-Hill, Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse, Tom JonesWith Hollywood action movie star of The Fast And The Furious, Vin Diesel; Olympic and world champion Jessica Ennis-Hill; and legendary comedy duo Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse. Plus music and chat from the voice himself, Sir Tom Jones.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 3 - Baby Come BackSharon meets an old flame and her thoughts turn to marriage and motherhood.
11:20pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 6 - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoLinda's outraged when Tom announces his intention to marry a woman. But she needn't fret: his betrothed is a lesbian who merely needs to stay in the country for her girlfriend. Linda struggles to understand the situation, but there is just a week before the big day...
11:45pm
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Benidorm
Series 5, Episode 4The Garveys are alarmed by rumours of a gang kidnapping the unwary and stealing their organs, so when Michael sees a tall dark stranger bundling Madge into a car, they are convinced she is a victim.
Midnight
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 6Sketches include the joke shop, The Bishop and The Warlord going on trial, and My Favourite Pants.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 7Jimmy Carr hosts the final show in the current series. Bob Mortimer and Richard Osman are the guests, with Matthew Crosby in Dictionary Corner.
12:30am
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Together
Episode 3 - CupidTom's mind is set on transforming Ellen's birthday; inviting her round for the lasagne she misses so much. His dad and his dad's snails help to ensure it's an unforgettable night.
1am
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Jam & Jerusalem
Series 2, Episode 2Tash is packing her rucksack for Glastonbury, gearing up to climb over the fence. Spike outrages her when it transpires that he has actually bought a ticket. Her son Raph is in tow (reluctantly), complete with fairy wings. Of course, Tash's plan fails, but to call Caroline, who is in the VIP campsite, would be to admit defeat. Caroline has problems of her own, though, trying to stop the Magic Numbers from breaking the swingball set.
1am
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Mount Pleasant
Series 5, Episode 6Lisa and Jenna's feud reaches a head when an argument lands them behind bars.
1am
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Glitchy
Episode 3American heart-throb Judd Zuckerman gives dating advice to Reading boy Jay; Drag Queen's Den heads to BBC Two; and there's more from The Real Jockey Housewives of Birkenhead.
1:05am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
1:10am
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Pulling
Series 1, Episode 5Richard, Louise's boss at the restaurant, is assumed to be gay, but appearances are not what they seem when he shares a bed with Donna. Louise decides that it's time to take the bull by the horns and have sexual relations with a man and asks out Oleg from the restaurant. Karen gets run over and decides to give up drinking, which turns her into a demented, sweaty, man-repellent.
1:25am
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The Job Lot
Series 3, Episode 3Trish is disconcerted to see a caravan parked in the job centre car park and is shocked to discover who is living in there. Kevin, an aspiring country and western singer comes into the job centre and is not happy when Karl stops his benefits - the fall out results in a roof top siege.
1:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 9A banana museum, farting, the sneezing challenge, and music from a genitals obsessed woman.
1:40am
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Jam & Jerusalem
Series 2, Episode 3Sal has organised a ramble for the whole Guild, seeing it as an opportunity to have a nice stroll and a chat with friends. Sal thinks Spike would be a better boyfriend for Tash than Marcus and tries to steer Spike towards this goal. Sal and the Guild find themselves lost in a fast-descending impenetrable fog.
1:50am
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Not Going Out
Series 3, Episode 5 - NeighbourA new neighbour moves in upstairs and his constant noise drives Lucy to distraction.
2am
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Sean Lock: Stand Up
Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats shares his live show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo in 2008.
2:20am
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A Bit Of A Do
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Dentist's Dinner DanceLaurence and Liz do not want Ted and Rita to attend the dance but feel compelled to invite them. Ted and Rita do not want to go but feel unable to decline. The event sees Liz confessing to Ted that she is pregnant with his child and Laurence and Rita becoming more aware of their affair.
2:20am
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 3Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
2:25am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 6 - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoLinda's outraged when Tom announces his intention to marry a woman. But she needn't fret: his betrothed is a lesbian who merely needs to stay in the country for her girlfriend. Linda struggles to understand the situation, but there is just a week before the big day...
2:45am
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 4There's a Halloween surprise for Joe Wilkinson; Jigsaw's Dan Antopolski reveals his seduction technique; Naz from WitTank tries to get over a hurtful break-up with painful results; and there's the last instalment of The Van.
2:55am
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 6Sketches include the joke shop, The Bishop and The Warlord going on trial, and My Favourite Pants.
2:55am
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Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 2, Episode 2In Scotland, Ross lands a part in a Braveheart-style film and does a Trainspotting runner from The Krankies and Nessie!
3:25am
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Pulling
Series 1, Episode 5Richard, Louise's boss at the restaurant, is assumed to be gay, but appearances are not what they seem when he shares a bed with Donna. Louise decides that it's time to take the bull by the horns and have sexual relations with a man and asks out Oleg from the restaurant. Karen gets run over and decides to give up drinking, which turns her into a demented, sweaty, man-repellent.
3:30am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.