Television
TV schedule Thursday 1st October 2015

Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 8 - Valentine's ConfusionHank has his heart set on asking Anya to the Valentine's dance, but soon discovers that this year Valentine's day is doing funny things to people and Hank ends up in a pickle when he tries to please more than one girl. Meanwhile, Rosa and Stan are proving that even as grown-ups, Valentine's Day can be a confusing time.

Danger Mouse
Series 1, Episode 4 - Planet Of The ToiletsOn a trip to Japan, Penfold's ill-timed comfort break sparks a world-wide porcelain revolution lead by the evil super-intelligent toilet Dr Loocifer.

Cradle To Grave
Episode 5Spud begins a life away from the docks, and Danny finally enters Miss Blondel's dark room.

The Almost Impossible Gameshow
Series 1, Episode 1The first episode of the game show in which 50 members of the public compete - with almost no chance of winning at all. Tonight's challenges include Tiny Bike, Dizzy Hurdle and Groin Croissant.

Boy Meets Girl
Series 1, Episode 5Geoff has promised to give Leo a try-out as a salesman at his car showroom. Tony is ill but Pam is unsympathetic and leaves him in James's care.

Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team return for another episode. With James Acaster, Rob Beckett, Ellie Taylor and Josh Widdicombe.

Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Episode 4Pop star Foxes, actor Thomas Turgoose, Kelly Osbourne and Adam Richman are the guests who will be joining Keith, Holly and Gino this week.

The Football's On
Series 3, Episode 2Impressionist and comedian Alistair McGowan and Ian Moore join Ian Stone and Keith Dover to mull over this week's Europa League, Champions League and other footballing action.