Television
TV schedule Saturday 19th September 2015
7am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 4 - ModelDorien is thrilled by Sharon's new job as a model and becomes her manager.
7:10am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 13 - Drive In The CountryIt is Richard's day off so Sooty and Sweep have helped him prepare a picnic. But with Sooty-Stig driving the campervan, a flat tyre and no petrol, will Richard ever get a peaceful drive in the country?
7:55am
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The Great St. Trinian's Train Robbery
Frankie Howerd falls foul of the infamous schoolgirls in their fourth outing. The girls confront a hapless gang of crooks trying to retrieve stashed loot.
8:20am
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 13 - BoxWussywat finds a strange box in the garden and wants to know what's inside.
8:25am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 10 - All You Can EatHaving forgotten Irma's coming for dinner, Mr Bean rushes to the supermarket. There he enters a competition to win a trolley of free food!
9:30am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 9The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner and presenter Ashleigh Butler, Susan Calman from School of Silence, Friday Download presenter Cel Spellman and comedian Chris Martin.
9:40am
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 11 - Flat PackMr Bean is in need of a sturdy new bookcase and sets off to visit a furniture warehouse. He finds one that is perfect, but is outraged when he is told he has to build the bookcase himself! Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably when he discovers he is one screw short. Mr Bean heads back to the shop only to find it is closed!
10am
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Dani's Castle
Series 3, Episode 9 - A Midsummer NightmareKait is looking for help to take Kait's Bakes to the next level, Dylan is struggling with his Shakespeare assignment and Clare is all of a flutter when she discovers Jimmy is coming home!
10:05am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
10:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Episode 10Harry gets egged for wearing a suit, fires Noah Dingle back to Emmerdale in a cannon and shears a sheep. Plus, TV Burp's new talent show The K Factor starts.
11:05am
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As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 1 - The Country SetLionel and Jean decide to take advantage of the country house for a quiet, relaxing weekend. However, things don't quite go as planned when a group of Madge and Rocky's friends arrive unannounced.
11:20am
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
11:40am
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As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 2 - Lionel's Ex-WifeLionel receives an unexpected letter from his ex-wife, Margaret, and a meeting leaves all parties in a state of shock!
11:40am
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Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 9 - The Ghost Writers Of Strange Hill HighMitchell stumbles across an old, abandoned, blocked-off classroom whilst hiding from his teachers. Finding it is haunted by ghosts eager to work, he establishes a homework service.
11:50am
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Outside Edge
Series 3, Episode 7Maggie and Kevin attend the rehearsal for their wedding but they aren't as enthusiastic as organisers Mim and Roger - who are clearly in their element.
12pm
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Horrible Science
Episode 1 - Deadly DiseasesThis episode coughs up the disgusting details of snot, sneezes and viruses, from the cruel common cold to shocking smallpox.
12:25pm
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Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 1 - Sent DownFirst of a three-part special giving a fascinating insight into one of the most-loved sitcoms of all time, with help from the show's creators, Clement and La Frenais.
12:30pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 4 - Growing PainsAnnoyed at her younger brother's silly antics, Jaz wishes he 'would just grow up'.
12:35pm
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 1 - ParentologyMartha feels ignored by her workaholic mother so Jas helps her to rebel to get noticed.
1pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
1:30pm
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Fawlty Towers
A repeat run of all 12 episodes of the hotel sitcom starring John Cleese.
1:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 1 - New TermNathan is charged with overseeing the smooth running of the grand unveiling of the school's academy status.
3pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 12 - Holiday For TeddyMr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside. When he arrives at his hotel a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. Her protective dad only wants the best for his little princess. A tussle ensues, resulting in a chase across town on to the pier. No one comes between Mr Bean, Teddy and their relaxing holiday!
3:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 2, Episode 13 - The NewspaperMr Bean is left in peace when Mrs Wicket goes off on her holidays. This means Mr Bean has free access to her daily newspaper. Every time he goes down to collect it from the letterbox it has disappeared. Someone is taking it, but who? Mr Bean is determined to nab the mysterious newspaper stealer and uses a range of ingenious homemade traps in his quest to catch the sneaky thief.
4pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
4pm
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Justin's House
Series 1, Episode 18 - The Singing LessonRobert's friend Jodie is coming to visit. Justin thinks she's come for a singing lesson, little knowing that Jodie is a wonderful singer. By the end of the show, it's Justin who learns how to perform a song brilliantly.
4:50pm
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The Pickwick Papers
Adaptation of Charles Dickens's celebrated comic novel.
5:25pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:55pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 9The super-student team captains are joined by Britain's Got Talent winner and presenter Ashleigh Butler, Susan Calman from School of Silence, Friday Download presenter Cel Spellman and comedian Chris Martin.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7:40pm
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Bean - The Ultimate Disaster Movie
Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) finds himself in Los Angeles, masquerading as the National Gallery's top art expert and destroying everything in his wake.
8pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
8pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 3, Episode 3Lee Mack welcomes comedian Jimmy Carr, The Kaiser Chiefs' Ricky Wilson and TV presenter Jameela Jamil to join his fun and fact-filled panel show.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 3, Episode 9 - War DanceCaptain Mainwaring organises a dance event in order to improve relations between members of the platoon. However, the event is likely to be spoilt with Pike's plan to announce a surprise engagement.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 2 - Jack In The BoxVeteran comedian Jack Holiday has committed suicide. But how did a man with crippling arthritis manage to hold a gun to his head? And how was Jonathan duped into another of Maddy's "grisly murder investigations"?
9pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 3 - ArtBrian gets an invitation to see a play by his old partner and non-gender-specific-ex-chaste-heterosexual-lover - Vulva. Tempted by free wine, Tim and Daisy go with him. However, after some cheap speed, an all-nighter with Resident Evil 2 and Twiglets Tim loses control. Daisy had a job interview at the glossy magazine Flaps and then presents her own piece of performance art.
9pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9:30pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 4 - BattlesWhilst Tim and Daisy argue over the ownership of a dog, he also goes paintballing with Mike where he sees Duane for the first time since Sarah left him. Mike makes a big sacrifice for Tim as he seeks his ultimate vengeance. Brian reminisces about his childhood pet.
9:30pm
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Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 8Featuring guests Ed Byrne, Nathan Caton, Ed Gamble and Sara Pascoe.
9:30pm60 min
Through The Keyhole
Series 3, Episode 4The panel this week are dancing judge Bruno Tonioli, presenter Davina McCall and dapper radio DJ and TV presenter Dave Berry.
10pm
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Cradle To Grave
Episode 3Danny finds himself stepping into a parallel universe, where actual telly programmes can be watched again in your own front room.
10pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Veneer Of CivilisationModern life has a lot to answer for as Mr Gorman gives it a grilling. Dave laments the death of the queue and considers ATM etiquette.
10:25pm
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Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
10:30pm
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Boy Meets Girl
Series 1, Episode 3Leo and Judy go to see a new exhibition at the art gallery. They were expecting watercolours but end up viewing some provocative and surprising photographs instead.
10:30pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 14, Episode 2Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Gino D'Acampo are joined by actor and model Kelly Brook, music manager Louis Walsh, Corrie's Hayley Tamaddon and comedian Jimmy Carr.
10:45pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 2Sean Lock and Kevin Bridges are up against Jon Richardson and Kathy Burke, with Joe Lycett in Dictionary Corner. Nick Helm 'helps' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
11pm
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Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 5The Golden Chair Award is again up for grabs, as Jack Dee's comedy panel of Dave Gorman, Celia Pacquola and Paul Chowdhry get their own back on four courageous (or foolish) contestants.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 3Host Alan Davies is joined by gag-loving guests Stephen Mangan, Sarah Millican, Zoe Lyons and Hal Cruttenden for some quality unrehearsed banter.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
11:15pm
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Safeword
Series 1, Episode 3With dancing diva Louie Spence and rapper Tinchy Stryder. The comedy guests are Russell Kane and Johnny Cochrane.
11:30pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 3Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen.
11:30pm
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Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 6Milton Jones, Gina Yashere and Joe Lycett team up on four more Front Rowers as they trawl through their lives looking for as many laughs as possible.
11:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
11:50pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 3Sean Lock and Rhod Gilbert are up against Jon Richardson and Sara Pascoe. Johnny Vegas is in Dictionary Corner, while Joey Essex 'assists' Rachel Riley with the numbers and letters.
Midnight
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 4On tonight's show Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffrey.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 48, Episode 8With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Alexander Armstrong, and panellists Josh Widdicombe and Germaine Greer.
Midnight
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 1 - Yesterday's JamThe unloved, ignored, socially-awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynholm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of Jen, a new 'relationship manager'.
12:05am
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Safeword
Series 1, Episode 4Today's guests, boy band legend Five's Ritchie Neville and Geordie queen Vicky Pattison, get their social media accounts scrutinised by the team captains alongside comics Matt Richardson and Tom Craine.
12:30am
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 6It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.
12:30am
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 2 - Calamity JenThe team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small.
12:50am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 2Guests facing electric shock pole dancing and various animal-related distractions are Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby, Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney, comedian Ivo Graham and larger-than-life dancer Louie Spence.
1am
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Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes of the satirical panel game hosted by Dara O'Briain.
1:05am
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Christmas Special - The Royle Family At ChristmasIt's Christmas Day, and Baby David's first birthday. It's also the Royles' first opportunity to meet Emma's parents, who leave Jim with a sour taste in the mouth. However, an unexpected present soon puts a smile back on his hairy face.
1:10am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 4 - The PosterLuxton & District announces a staff competition to find the face of the perfect bus conductor for a new promotional advertising campaign. With a £100 prize for the chosen busman Stan is keen to win - and Blakey's keen to fire him!
1:20am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 15, Episode 2 - Drew Barrymore, Toni Collette, Keith Lemon, Will Young, Carly Rae JepsenAlan is joined by Hollywood stars Drew Barrymore and Toni Collette who talk about their new movie Miss You Already. Keith Lemon drops in to chat about the new series of Celebrity Juice, while music is from Will Young, who is on the show to talk about his latest album 85 Proof. Music is from Carly Rae Jepsen.
1:30am
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Ali G In Da USAiii
Ali G takes his brand of interview to the US.
1:30am
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Top Coppers
Episode 5 - The Escape Of Vince RustRust's identical twin brother Vince escapes from Justice City penitentiary with a devious plan to swap places with Rust and infiltrate the JCPD. Meanwhile, it's Mahogany's birthday and he's fed up that Rust has forgotten all about it once again.
1:40am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 6 - On The OmnibusesThere is a celebration at Luxton & District marking 50 years of motor buses. Exhausted from a new working schedule, Stan sits down to feel the comfort in the company's first ever motor bus and promptly falls asleep, dreaming of the day it was introduced...
1:40am
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Royle Exclusive: Behind The Sofa
Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne take viewers behind-the-scenes in this special programme charting the life of TV's laziest family, the Royles.
2am
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Dara O Briain: Craic Dealer
TV broadcast of Dara O Briain's 2012 live stand-up DVD.
2am
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PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hair TodayAs a new shop opens on the high street, Jerwayne and Ashley believe they're witnessing the green shoots of recovery in their love life. Meanwhile Janine is making Lance look fabulous, and Christopher is... Hang on. Where is Christopher?
2am
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Fried
Episode 4 - The Second ComingMary attempts to move on by getting Trevor's phone number, offering him a new product - Chicken Balls - in return.
2:10am
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Bad Robots
Series 2, Episode 4The Bad Robots are back with another brand new infuriating machine - the all new automated shopping survey machine S.A.L.Y. Whilst pub goers are left empty pocketed and empty hearts by Quizimodo, Tezcorp's pub quiz machine; the British Language test makes a return as foreign language students are asked to make sense of UK accents - 'piece of cake me old mukka?'
2:30am
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PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 6 - Do The MusicA chance encounter with a bully from his Sunday school days puts Jerwayne into a tailspin of doubt and self-denial that forces the whole PhoneShop team into a world of flash cars, posh boys and very dodgy videos.
2:30am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
2:35am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 1It's a fresh start for Will McKenzie as he joins his new sixth form college. Will previously went to a private school, but since his dad walked out on his mum he's had to downgrade to the local comprehensive.
2:55am
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Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Untangler & Murder He WroteWarwick Davis and Emilia Fox narrate darkly comic tales. A man with a gift for untangling things tries to woo a princess. A wife is framed for a murder plot - by her own hubby.
3am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 2Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off from school and attempt to buy alcohol with Will disguised as an adult. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart.
3:05am
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 7 - I Don'tAlice and Mitch have finally decided to get married. There's only one problem...
3:25am
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 1, Episode 3 - Johnny VegasJohnny Vegas headlines Dave's One Night Stand from his hometown of St. Helen's, supported by Justin Moorhouse and Seymour Mace.
3:25am
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 1 - Yesterday's JamThe unloved, ignored, socially-awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynholm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of Jen, a new 'relationship manager'.
3:30am
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The Royle Family
Series 2, Episode 6It's Antony's 18th, and Barbara's prepared a buffet on the back table, ready for a small get-together. It's also the Royles' first chance to meet new girlfriend Emma and make a good impression.
3:30am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:50am
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 2 - Calamity JenThe team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small.