Television
TV schedule Thursday 3rd September 2015
4:30pm30 min
Hank Zipzer
Series 2, Episode 4 - Head AcheMr Love is leaving and Ms Adolf decides she is the best candidate to be the new head teacher. Meanwhile, Emily announces she is going to home-school herself, much to the horror of Stan and Rosa.
6pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Farewell To AlarmsWhen Susan worries about the rising crime rate, she insists that the family get a new alarm system - much to Ben's annoyance.
6:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 1, Episode 6 - Death Takes A PolicyBen insults Mrs Dudley, yet another of his disgruntled patients, at his surgery and also chats to Father Connolly about death.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Miranda
Series 2, Episode 2 - Before I DieMiranda's recent experience in the graveyard gets her thinking. This week she starts to worry what her life is all about and what people would say at her funeral.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
8pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series K, Episode 12 - Knights And KnavesWith Victoria Coren Mitchell, Sue Perkins & the Rev. Richard Coles.
8:40pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 2 - Go West Young ManRodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
9pm30 min
Ruby Robinson
Slapstick comedy starring Kim Cattrall as a woman who lives in an isolated house with a team of acrobat helpers.
9pm30 min
Cradle To Grave
Episode 1Sharon and her plimsole-wearing boyfriend are about to take Danny to the theatre for a West End experience he will never forget. Throw in a coveted item of clothing, a rogue tortoise and an early brush with death and it's business as usual at 11 Debnams Rd.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 3 - AussieRuth, an Australian friend of Kate's, comes to stay and Lee is persuaded to pretend to be Tim. Lee gets a job handing out leaflets at a shopping centre, but soon falls foul of a local youth.
9:30pm30 min
Boy Meets Girl
Series 1, Episode 1Leo Macdonald isn't having too good a day. He's been sacked, his mum's in despair, and his younger, even less employable brother's having a better evening meeting women. Things look up, however, when he meets an attractive woman at the bar.
10pm
(repeat)
Mrs. Brown's Boys
Series 1, Episode 3 - Mammy's MerchandiseDermot wants to ask his childhood friend, Buster, to be best man at his wedding - now just weeks away - but Agnes has set her heart on Mark, her eldest son, filling the position.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes from the satirical panel game.
10pm45 min
Safeword
Series 1, Episode 7Dragons' Den's Hilary Devey goes head to head with Big Brother's Brian Belo. The guests are Bobby Mair and Vikki Stone.
10pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 16Jimmy Carr hosts a new edition of the panel game, with Sean Lock and Sara Pascoe who take on Jon Richardson and Josh Widdicombe. Susie Dent is joined by Alex Horne & The Horne Section in Dictionary Corner, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
10:30pm45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10:40pm
(repeat)
The Royle Family
Series 1, Episode 1It's just 6 weeks until Denise and Dave's wedding day, and Jim's scrutinising the bills closely. Who on Earth has been making phone calls to Aberdeen...?
11:20pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 1 - BellsLord Blackadder is deeply disturbed when he finds himself falling in love with his new manservant, Bob. A surprise relaxes his fears and they agree to marry, but could a visiting guest come between the happy couple?
Midnight
(repeat)
Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 2 - HeadBlackadder is 'promoted' to the role of Lord High Executioner. Not best pleased with his new appointment, Edmund sets about bringing some executions forward in order to maximise his leisure time...