Television
TV schedule Wednesday 22nd July 2015
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 35 - Meena's NemesisAn old school friend returns to challenge Meena's Tikka-Way, but the local residents are not ready to say goodbye to Meena's curry cupcakes.
6:15am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 33 - The CoinUsing a homemade metal detector, the gang stumble upon an old gold coin. Could this be the key to finally building their city farm? The hardest thing may be keeping hold of it.
6:20am
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In Loving Memory
Series 1, Episode 1 - In Loving MemoryJeremiah Unsworth dies unexpectedly, leaving his undertakers' business to wife Ivy and new recruit nephew, Billy Henshaw.
7:45am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 6, Highlights Special - The Best of The Two RonniesA compilation of highlights from the series, with the two Ronnies joined by guests including Paul McDowell, Sam Kelly and Martin Duncan and The Aldershot Brass Ensemble.
8am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
8:20am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 1 - HottyspottyitisEvery time Justin and Little Monster sneeze something messy happens in Justin's house. Helped by a doctor download, Robert does his best to cure the pair of their Hottyspottyitis.
8:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 4This week's episode featured "I beg your pardon of the week", everyone loves Amanda Lamb, "I" became a mother of a chimp, Emin and Mo's "frothy coffee" on EastEnders, Jamie Oliver and Harry's glasses, David Attenborough turning into Timothy Spall, Emmerdale's newspaper (front page: woman kicks dog, page 3: Holly Willoboughy, page 5: man hurts eye) and ITV2's Sally Morgan: Star Psychic.
9am
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 5 - Owed To SusanThe Harpers' marriage is threatened by Susan's discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original.
9am
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Boj
Episode 50 - Sploshy FunWhen Denzil and Rupa fail to win their swimming badges, Boj encourages his buddies to have sploshy fun in the pool and win a new badge at the same time!
9:30am5 min
Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 23 - GamesWussywat tries playing Snakes and Ladders with Ird and Ortus but he keeps spoiling it. He figures out a better way to play using different things from the Garden.
9:35am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!
9:40am
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 6 - DeliveranceJaney's baby is due, and Susan insists on travelling to Manchester for the birth. The journey throws up several blasts from the past.
10:55am
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Minder
Series 2, Episode 13 - A Lot Of Bull And A Pat On The BackTerry is up to his neck in it when Arthur despatches him to the country to make a very unusual repossession.
12pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 6This week's episode featured Freaky Eaters ("he held the asparagus, but he didn't hold the orange"), American Princess, Bingos, lots of werewolves, a parrot, Violet giving birth on Coronation Street and Wife Swap.
12:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 7This week's episode featured a Jamie Oliver rap, a woman taking her two other hairstyles for a walk on Ladette to Lady, ear cataracts and Freaky Eaters.
1pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
1pm
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Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 4 - Stasis LeakAn obscure reference in Rimmer's diary leads he, Cat and Lister down to level 16 to see if there's something termed a 'stasis leak'. Sure enough, a time portal has opened to a mere few weeks before everyone was wiped out. The trio venture forth, and Lister's determined to forgo his nerves and woo Kochanski.
1pm
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Boj
Episode 50 - Sploshy FunWhen Denzil and Rupa fail to win their swimming badges, Boj encourages his buddies to have sploshy fun in the pool and win a new badge at the same time!
1:30pm
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Wussywat The Clumsy Cat
Episode 23 - GamesWussywat tries playing Snakes and Ladders with Ird and Ortus but he keeps spoiling it. He figures out a better way to play using different things from the Garden.
1:35pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 6 - NoisyThe Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the Boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit - bringing an awful racket with it!
1:40pm
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Three Up, Two Down
Series 3, Episode 1 - Four's A CrowdDespite the Major's departure under a cloud, Daphne finds it hard to accept Sam as a silver lining.
1:40pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 2 - It Ain't Necessarily SoIn the run-up to New Year's Eve, Gary worries about finding a way to see in the New Year with both Phoebe and Yvonne. Then Mrs Bloss threatens to chuck him out of his bedsit.
2:20pm
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2:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 3 - One O'Clock JumpGary is worried about Yvonne's depression at being out of work and confused by the fact that the present PC Deadman is obviously Reg's grandson and yet Reg doesn't have any children.
2:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Day In The LifeA TV crew comes to make a documentary about the barber shop. Meanwhile, Porkpie dreams of fame - and vegetables.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 15 - Shaun Shoots The SheepShaun finds a camera and sets about taking everyone's photos, whether they want it or not.
3pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 1, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 5 - Optimism In The Housing MarketSmiler's first day as a door-to-door salesman is a painful one.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 16 - Big Top TimmyLittle Lamb Timmy joins the circus tonight, but will he make it in show business?
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 6 - Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening To Classical Music?Compo, Clegg and Truly are intrigued when they meet a man testing for earthquakes.
3:50pm
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Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Devil You KnowAngry at being blocked by an E.C. directive, Jim hears worse news of a cabinet reshuffle and a possible move to Brussels. Sir Humphrey would not normally be concerned but he's heard who might replace him!
4:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Greater LoveRodney has fallen for an older woman whose husband is locked up in prison. With her old man's release imminent, Del fears for Rodney's safety, but he can see that the lad is smitten.
4:20pm
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In Loving Memory
Series 1, Episode 2 - The LegacyJeremiah's will contains little comfort for widow Ivy and nephew Billy, as they're forced to offer permanent lodgings to his estranged sister.
4:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 17 - Going Like A BombWith Monsieur Alfonse now considered by Herr Flick to have been exploded by a bedpan, the Colonel sets up Captain Bertorelli to be caught with the stolen - and forged - money. Unfortunately, nothing runs smoothly...
4:30pm
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Gigglebiz
Series 2, Episode 3Featuring Professor Muddles, the zany scientist whose experiment becomes a bit unstuck.
4:45pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 8, Episode 6 - Closed CircuitThe staff decide to use CCTV to advertise their special offers. Miss Brahms finds that her "sexy" voice (really dubbed by Mr. Grace's nurse) in the commercial has attracted the affections of a Lord.
4:55pm
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Doctor At Large
Episode 17 - Cynthia DarlingLittle Cynthia is delicate. At least according to her mother. And her mother is determined that what Cynthia needs is plenty of visits from the doctor - especially from that handsome Doctor Upton.
5pm
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 8 - Friday The 31stSusan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of 'trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
5:20pm
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Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Perfect GentlemanRigsby's found a new lodger for the house; the charming gentleman Seymour, staying in town away from his country estate. Philip and Alan aren't quite as convinced of his authenticity though.
5:40pm
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My Family
Series 4, Episode 11 - Canary CageThe Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible, this causes a few misunderstanding with the folks in the holiday home next door.
6pm
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Three Up, Two Down
Series 3, Episode 1 - Four's A CrowdDespite the Major's departure under a cloud, Daphne finds it hard to accept Sam as a silver lining.
6:20pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 3 - Porn YesterdayAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 5 - Moving InHaving finally come to an agreement, Lionel's flat is put up for sale and he begins moving in to Jean's house; but they soon find it difficult to adjust to their new way of life. Dinner, at least, should smooth things over.
7:05pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - Fatal ExtractionDel has tired of being the dutiful father and his relationship with Raquel is showing the strain. He ventures to see whether he can still pull the birds when he chances to meet a divorced woman at the dentists and soon wishes he'd kept his mouth firmly shut.
7:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
8pm
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 3 - A Day In The LifeA TV crew comes to make a documentary about the barber shop. Meanwhile, Porkpie dreams of fame - and vegetables.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
8:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 2, Episode 1The riotous panel show kicks off a second season as James Corden oversees a rematch between Jamie Redknapp and Freddie Flintoff. Lily Allen and Jimmy Carr are guests this week.
9pm
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Spaced
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 10Sean Lock and Johnny Vegas take on special guest captain Sarah Millican and Rob Beckett. Susie Dent is in with Vic Reeves, while Rachel Riley looks after the numbers and letters.
9pm
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Paul
Sci-fi comedy starring Nick Frost and Simon Pegg as friends who chance upon an alien whilst travelling across the US.
9pm60 min
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 5 - Peter Cook & Dudley MooreThis episode tells the fascinating story of the double act that changed the face of British comedy - Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
9pm
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Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from three episodes of the satirical panel game.
10pm
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Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 2 - Banged UpSecond of three programmes celebrating this truly classic sitcom. Find out about life on set, while cast members, the writers and fans share their memories.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 3Josie Long and Rob Beckett are the guests this week. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers again.
10pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 2A spate of muggings on campus leave the gang concerned about their safety, while JP is confined to his bed with mumps. And Kingsley makes an announcement that leaves Josie reeling.
10pm
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QI
Series L, Highlights Special - QI VG: Compilation Show 12More of the best bits from Series L, with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies and guests.
10pm30 min
People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 2 - The BabysitterMiche starts her new job as a trainee hairdresser, leaving Grindah has to look after Angel for the day.
10:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 6Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy join Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to delve into the world of polls.
11pm
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
11pm
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11:05pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 9 - McBusted SpecialThis episode is a McBusted special with pop-rock superstars Tom Fletcher, Danny Jones, Dougie Poynter, Harry Judd, James Bourne and Matt Willis on the panel.
11:40pm
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11:40pm
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
11:40pm
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Cardinal Burns
Series 2, Episode 1Award-winning double act Cardinal Burns (Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns) return for a second series of their sketch show. Featuring brand new characters and popular favourites.
11:40pm
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12:05am
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Not Safe For Work
Episode 4A mysterious tension between Jenny and Nathaniel comes to a head as the rest of the team prepare to head to London for the big presentation.
12:10am60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 18 Out Of 10 Cats returns for a new series with a special extended edition. Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, David O'Doherty and Josh Widdicombe.
12:20am
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Shooting Stars
Series 3, Episode 3With Eddie Izzard, Melanie Sykes, Glenn Hugill and Carol Vorderman.
12:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 3Jo Brand joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again, whilst Rory Bremner has John Oliver and Al Murray on his side.
12:30am
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Smack The Pony
A selection of three episodes from the all-women sketch show.
12:30am
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People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 2 - The BabysitterMiche starts her new job as a trainee hairdresser, leaving Grindah has to look after Angel for the day.
12:45am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 4Guests facing fish entrail wine, a twerking Scot in a kilt, electric shock selfies and a giant exploding zit are Olympic hero Louis Smith MBE, singer Kate Nash, The Last Leg's Alex Brooker and comedian Bobby Mair.
1am
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Nightmare Of Milky JoeWhile marooned on a desert island, Howard sees an opportunity to nurture his poetry and Vince takes to making bamboo fashion lines.
1am
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Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 1 - Swimming GalaIt's the school's annual swimming gala and Alfie - riding high on love for Miss Gulliver - finds himself engaging in a bet over his class's performance against Pickwell.
1:15am
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Love And Marriage
Episode 5While Pauline and Ken endure the hilarious agonies of relationship counselling, Martin and Michelle also put their marriage under pressure. They decide on a life swap, with Michelle going to work and Martin staying at home. Will the change be too much for them to bear?
1:30am
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Man About The House
Series 6, Episode 6 - Fire Down BelowAs Norman makes his moves on Chrissy, Robin's feeling increasingly down in the dumps. Facing the evening alone, Larry comes to the rescue - but only seems to want him as second-man for a less than appealing double-date!
1:40am
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Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
2am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
2:15am
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Black Books
Series 2, Episode 3 - The FixerFran is in need of a job and Manny's friend Gus has a nephew who needs to promote his book. Time to do business.
2:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 3Josie Long and Rob Beckett are the guests this week. Vic Reeves joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers again.
2:30am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
3am
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Shooting Stars
Series 3, Episode 3With Eddie Izzard, Melanie Sykes, Glenn Hugill and Carol Vorderman.
3:25am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:30am
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The Mighty Boosh
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Nightmare Of Milky JoeWhile marooned on a desert island, Howard sees an opportunity to nurture his poetry and Vince takes to making bamboo fashion lines.
3:30am
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People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 2 - The BabysitterMiche starts her new job as a trainee hairdresser, leaving Grindah has to look after Angel for the day.