Television
TV schedule Saturday 18th July 2015
My Family
Series 4, Episode 1 - Fitting PunishmentSusan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not looking forward to being called a grandmother. Nick wants to move back in. And a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.
Sooty
Series 2, Episode 17 - The Dance CompetitionSooty Sweep, Soo and Richard take to the ballroom floor in Mr Slater's annual dance competition - but who will win the prize? Guest starring Helen Pearson.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 2 - They Shoot Harpers, Don't They?When Roger shows some talent at acting, Susan decides to jump on the bandwagon and takes dancing lessons... and a 'wine tasting' class! Meanwhile Michael is disappointed when he gets a B in an exam.
So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 9 - Fitzgerald Vs FitzgeraldMartha is eagerly anticipating the visit of the Careers Guidance Counsellor, Mrs Lazarus. It's the perfect opportunity to help her finally decide upon a future career.
Gigglebiz
Series 1, Episode 3Today's show stars Anna Conda, a reptile expert with an unusual look; The Lost Pirate, an out-of-place and out-of-luck pirate desperate to find his treasure, no matter where he is; DIY Dan, the ever-cheerful but incompetent handyman who tackles problem doors with predictable results; and Chip Monk, the pet shop assistant who is reluctant to sell his friends - the pets. Weather girl extraordinaire Gail Force and Humphrey are off on a visit to a children's farm.
Strange Hill High
Series 1, Episode 1 - King MitchellWhen school bully Tyson smashes the lavatory walls with Mitchell's woodworking project, bizarre things start happening.
Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the sitcom starring Linda Robson, Pauline Quirke and Lesley Joseph.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 3Mim's catering skills are put to the test when the team turn up on her doorstep for a meeting that Roger's not told her about. She gets even more upset when she overhears the men saying that they don't intend to take their wives away on the next trip.
Red Dwarf
Series II, Episode 2 - Better Than LifeThe long-overdue arrival of a postal delivery brings untold goodies for the Dwarf crew: films, letters from home, news reels, and plenty more besides. One particular video game, the virtual reality title Better Than Life, is of particular interest.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 4Roger approaches Kevin for some tips on spicing up his and Mim's sex life. Kevin is only too happy to oblige but the outcome is not quite what Roger anticipates!
Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 2Mum has enough of the boys' attitude to housework so sets out on a campaign to civilise them. Karen battles with chuggers and buying shoes, while Dad goes to war with a domestic appliance.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
The Vicar Of Dibley
2006/2007 Specials, Christmas Special - The Handsome StrangerYet another Dibley cottage has been sold to a Londoner, and Geraldine's not happy about the breakdown of the community. Setting out to confront the new stranger, she is struck by his immediate charm and good looks - but is he all he seems?
4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 9 - MobileNero needs his confiscated phone urgently - but how can he get it back without Miss Andress finding out?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 15 - Nurse!Envious of all the attention his landlady receives when she breaks her leg, Mr Bean pretends to break his leg too. Then in hospital, he encounters the matron from hell!
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 16 - Dead CatWhile trying to redecorate the hall, Bean is obstructed at every turn by his landlady's vile one-eyed cat. Bean pops it in the dustbin to keep it out of the way for a while. Just his luck that it is rubbish collection day.
The Vicar Of Dibley
2006/2007 Specials, New Year Special - The Vicar In WhiteThe date of the wedding is fast approaching, and the Vicar's delighted to be attending in a dress rather than a dog collar. However, the villagers decide that their gift to the happy couple will be to organise everything for them - something Geri was actually rather looking forward to, thank you!
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
Justin's House
Series 3, Highlights Special - Justin's Favourite SongJustin is in a singing mood so Robert uses a new invention to help Justin pick his favourite song.
The Interviews
Series 1, Episode 4 - Oliver ReedOne of Britain's biggest film stars in the 1960s and 70s, this is the story of Oliver Reed.
Yonderland
Series 2, Episode 1 - Panic In The Streets Of YonderlandImperatrix's presence brings rioting to the streets on Yonderland and sends the Elders into lockdown.
Yonderland
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Winging DetectiveA murder at the Meadowlands Festival calls for the (not-so-genius) mind of Yonderland's finest (or, rather, only) detective. Meanwhile, Negatus endures the Imperial equivalent of an Ofsted inspection from Imperatrix's number two. And, Peter starts to suspect that something very strange is going on in his house.
Only Fools And Horses
A selection of five episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 1The students are joined by Britain's Got Talent star Jack Carroll, DNN's Sam Fletcher, and comedians Bec Hill and Romesh Ranganathan.
Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 5 - Remember MePC Joe Penhale has an unexpected visitor: his ex wife Maggie. She appears to have completely forgotten that they split up a couple of years ago.
Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the second series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
Dad's Army
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sgt. Wilson's Little SecretMrs Pike plans to take in an evacuee to help with the war effort, but Wilson gets the wrong end of the stick and believes that he has got her pregnant.
A League Of Their Own
Series 9, Highlights Special - Best Of - Vol 2More highlights from the 9th series of the sports-based panel show with James Corden, Jamie Redknapp, Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall.
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
QI
Series G, Christmas Special - GroovyA Christmas special with Bill Bailey, Lee Mack and David Tennant.
The John Bishop Show
Episode 8In the last of the series, Jo Caulfield, Andy Askins and Daniel Sloss provide the stand-up, while Jason Byrne performs a unique magic trick. Music comes from Andreya Triana and an exclusive performance from John Newman. Plus, some dancing boys in pants!
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 5 - I Would Drink That BathwaterDave devilishly dissects modern life as he judges the worth of online petitions and reveals how he beat Alex Reid - not at cage fighting, obviously.
Mock The Week
Series 14, Episode 6Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are joined by Ed Byrne, Rob Beckett, Ed Gamble, Sara Pascoe and Romesh Ranganathan.
Not Going Out
Series 7, Episode 7 - SurpriseNo matter what happens, Lucy's surprise party for her parents' anniversary must remain a secret or it won't be a surprise. So why she tells Lee about it is anyone's guess.
Bottom
Series 1, Episode 6 - AccidentIt's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.
The Last Leg
Series 6, Episode 4Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker provide some offbeat commentary on the significant moments of the past seven days, with Hollywood star Amy Poehler. Also featuring boy-band Rewind.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 3Russell talks about kids of yesteryear, happiness, and answers a question on time-travelling masturbation. His guests are Joe Wilkinson and Sofie Hagen.
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 1, Episode 3With Bob Mortimer, Marcus Brigstocke, Katherine Ryan and John Robins. Alan and co discuss podium dancing and Bob's unusually high backside, amongst other things.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 7, Episode 2Rob Brydon, Lee Mack and David Mitchell are joined by Charles Dance, Stephen Mangan, Isy Suttie and Gok Wan.
Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight Rob Beckett on Henry VIII, Kerry Howard talks Queen Victoria and Prince Albert, and James Acaster on The Black Death.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 2Guest host Richard Osman and guest panellists Dan Snow and Mark Steel join in the topical quiz.
Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 8With Tamara Beckwith, Gareth Jones, Sonya Madan and Richard Wilson.
The Last Leg
Series 6, Episode 4Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker provide some offbeat commentary on the significant moments of the past seven days, with Hollywood star Amy Poehler. Also featuring boy-band Rewind.
15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pool KidsAfter ejecting a troublesome child from the swimming pool where he works, Vince is targeted by some kids who will stop at nothing in their quest to destroy him. Well - almost nothing. Meanwhile, inspired by the life of Gandhi, Errol decides to bring about positive change for the residents of Elderberry House.
QI
Series G, Christmas Special - GroovyA Christmas special with Bill Bailey, Lee Mack and David Tennant.
People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 1 - The GodfatherGrindah has to decide who he wants to make godfather to little Angel.
Smack The Pony
A selection of three episodes of the all-women sketch show.
Doctor At Large
Episode 10 - Upton Sells OutUpton goes against his principles when he joins Stuart-Clark in a plush Harley Street practice. He is immediately at odds with the kind of medicine Dr. Whiteland dispenses.
Some Girls
A selection of episodes from the first series of the BBC Three sitcom.
Stella Street
In Surbiton, Surrey, film stars Michael Caine, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino and others share a street with the likes of musicians Mick Jagger, David Bowie and football pundit Jimmy Hill.
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 8Guests facing zombie leftovers, an electric shock piano lesson, a rotten rope and a fishy shower are Made in Chelsea's Ollie Locke, Big Brother star Brian Belo, TV presenter AJ Odudu and comedian David Morgan.
Virtually Famous
Series 2, Episode 3Celebrity guests Jimmy Bullard and Laura Whitmore, plus comedians Rhys James and Chris Ramsey join the regulars.
Bottom
Series 1, Episode 6 - AccidentIt's Richie's birthday and he's determined to have fun. Unfortunately, no one has turned up for his party, nor sent him any cards, and Eddie's hardly going to make things better ... especially when he breaks a leg.
Doctor At Large
Episode 11 - Saturday MatineeWhen Stuart-Clark buzzes off with a bird leaving Upton in charge of the Harley Street practice, it looks like a long afternoon with nothing to do - until the Minister arrives... And the lady for the bears...
Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?
24 Hours To Go Broke
Episode 5 - IcelandPhil Tufnell and Susan Calman are dropped off on a remote volcanic beach just outside Reykjavik. Their case contains just under two million krona and their champion spends include a round of midnight golf.
Shooting Stars
Series 2, Episode 8With Tamara Beckwith, Gareth Jones, Sonya Madan and Richard Wilson.
15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pool KidsAfter ejecting a troublesome child from the swimming pool where he works, Vince is targeted by some kids who will stop at nothing in their quest to destroy him. Well - almost nothing. Meanwhile, inspired by the life of Gandhi, Errol decides to bring about positive change for the residents of Elderberry House.
People Just Do Nothing
Series 2, Episode 1 - The GodfatherGrindah has to decide who he wants to make godfather to little Angel.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.