Television
TV schedule Tuesday 9th June 2015
6am
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Fresh Fields
Series 3, Episode 2 - A Waiting GameWilliam returns home, more than a little worse for drink, after entertaining a potential new lucrative client. Meanwhile, Hester's busy with her catering enterprise, and is hoping to rope William into butler duties at an upcoming function.
6:25am
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 11 - The Great TrilbyLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
6:45am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7:50am
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The Two Ronnies
Highlights Special - The Two Ronnies SpecialAnother chance to see the Two Ronnies in some of the sketches that helped to win them the SFTA Award.
8am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
8:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 16th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
8:55am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dexter's DadBell has organised a tour of the school by visiting headteachers, including Dexter's dad. But Dexter has exaggerated his role at the school and has to get Josh's help to maintain his lie.
9:25am
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 15 - CoveringThe Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some things of their own. Back in the Boat everyone gets covered in spots! How will they get rid of them?
10:40am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 2Martin has been set-up by super smooth Rex Tynan on a trip to Brussels. Believing he'd spent the night with a girl in his hotel room, Martin is full of remorse and tells Ann...
10:50am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
11:10am
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Roy
Series 3, Episode 5 - SnookeredBill discovers that Roy is a snooker prodigy and forces him to compete in a grudge match against Deco. Will Roy triumph at a sport he quickly grows to hate, or will he quit and dash Bill's dream that Roy will one day achieve snooker superstardom?
11:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 13 - Balancing ActWhen Richard claims to be an expert gymnast, Sooty and the gang insist he shows off his skills. But with a host of traps waiting for him at the gym, will he make it to the gymnastics show in one piece?
11:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 5 - Looking At PropertiesThinking small doesn't come easy to Hyacinth - just as Richard feared. He's particularly worried as he has to pick Daddy up from the police station, leaving her to look at holiday homes alone.
12pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 2 - And So To BedAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
12:10pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 5 - Dexter's DadBell has organised a tour of the school by visiting headteachers, including Dexter's dad. But Dexter has exaggerated his role at the school and has to get Josh's help to maintain his lie.
12:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
1pm
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Three Up, Two Down
Series 2, Episode 1 - Major InconvenienceThe last thing Daphne needs in her life is Sam's penguin. Perhaps her new neighbour will be some consolation.
1:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 6 - WantedRodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!
1:25pm
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Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 15 - CoveringThe Twirlywoos see a tablecloth covering a table and decide to cover some things of their own. Back in the Boat everyone gets covered in spots! How will they get rid of them?
1:40pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 1Daddy is taken to hospital - quite inconvenient on the evening of Hyacinth's latest candle-lit supper.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 16th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 14 - Jobs For The GirlsSharon has gone into the pet sitting business, but she has competition from a teenage boy. Meanwhile Tracey has decided to get back behind the typewriter and Dorien gives her her first commission, with mixed results.
2:25pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 4 - Demon Barber II (Turbo)Sean invents a video game that seems destined to put his father out of business.
2:55pm
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Minder
Series 9, Episode 11 - The Great TrilbyLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
2:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 8 - Mission InboxibleThe Farmer is engrossed in trying to set up his new computer. The Flock take the opportunity of his back being turned to have a game of football. When the ball accidentally lands inside the farmhouse, under the nose of the Farmer, Shaun comes up with an ingenious disguise to help him retrieve it.
3pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
3:05pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 9 - Bye Bye BarnShaun and the Flock discover that the Farmer has grand plans for their barn - that don't include them! Drastic action is needed if life on the farm is ever going to be the same again.
4pm
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Are You Being Served?
Series 7, Episode 6 - Anything You Can DoAfter an argument over the poor service and shocking food with Captain Peacock and co., the canteen staff quit. Guess who is forced to take their place?
4pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 3 - Another Prick In The WallUsing the battle for the bathroom as an opportunity to catch extra zeds, Martin falls foul of Sinead's pranks when she covers him in make-up while he's asleep. Unable to get to a mirror, Martin heads off to school unaware of his Boy George-esque look...
4:15pm
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Fresh Fields
Series 3, Episode 3 - Moveable FeastsSonia ropes Hester in to deliver part of her Meals on Wheels round, whilst back at home the couple are anticipating their first meeting with new grandson Guy.
4:30pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 11 - The Confusion Of The GeneralsWith a French General now under suspicion for attempting to poison the Germans, René's café is suddenly overrun with French peasants - and if that weren't bad enough, the RAF are paying a visit...
4:50pm
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Doctor In The House
Series 1, Episode 12 - All For Love....Michael is in love. But Professor Loftus is unhappy not only with his lack of concentration, but also with his choice of girl.
4:55pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 4 - Demon Barber II (Turbo)Sean invents a video game that seems destined to put his father out of business.
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.
5pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 7 - Jobs For The BoysThe Minister gets into a spot of hot water when discussing a landmark scheme between Government and industry taking place in the Midlands - the Solihull Project - on a radio talk show. It soon becomes apparent that not all is running as it should, and rather distasteful steps must be taken to smooth the issue.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 6 - The SnakeThe Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!
5:30pm
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Boj
Episode 17 - Star FishingPops takes Boj, Gavin and Mia for an evening of stargazing. On their way they find Mr Cloppity doing some night fishing. Mia wants to catch a star but Gavin says that is impossible. But Boj uses Mr Cloppity's rod and a bit of imagination to catch a (reflected) star in a bucket for Mia. Now Gavin wants one too.
5:30pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dark Side Of The MooneUncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.
5:40pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 8, Episode 3 - Porn YesterdayAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
6pm
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Three Up, Two Down
Series 2, Episode 1 - Major InconvenienceThe last thing Daphne needs in her life is Sam's penguin. Perhaps her new neighbour will be some consolation.
6:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Who's A Pretty Boy?Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...
6:20pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 3 - The ShepherdTorrential rain threatens to ruin the annual Sheep Dog trials, but the Farmer begs the judges for an opportunity to show off his talented Flock. Things go smoothly until Timmy tries to learn to whistle... Will this stop the Farmer winning another cup to add to his prize collection?
6:40pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 6Frustrated at constant comments about her pasty appearance, Audrey sets off on holiday - or at least sets about creating the appearance of one, whilst relaxing under a sun lamp in the Lodge!
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Happy ReturnsA chance encounter with old flame Juney, back on the estate after some 20-odd years, leaves Del suspicious of her daughter Debbie's parentage. Serious questions need to be asked - not least when Derek realises that Rodney could be getting comfortable with his own niece!
7:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 1Daddy is taken to hospital - quite inconvenient on the evening of Hyacinth's latest candle-lit supper.
7:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve, also Bren's birthday, and after an awkward interruption the previous night, she's worried that everything with Tony is ruined - but is resignation her only option?
8:20pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder II, Episode 3 - PotatoWhen Sir Walter Raleigh returns to England's fair shore bringing luxuries such as the potato, the Queen falls in love with the explorers' dream. Edmund merely falls in love with the idea of fame, and of getting one over on the smug git, and so charters his own ship...
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 1Newlyweds Gavin and Stacey return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate, and Nessa makes a confession that throws the whole evening into disarray.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
9pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 1, Episode 2 - Ardal O'HanlonDeadpan host Jack Dee introduces a stand-up routine from Ardal O'Hanlon, who muses on everything from air travel to feng shui. Dee also invites the audience to send him text messages and airs his views on female soldiers.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm60 min
No Offence
Series 1, Episode 6Deering leads a manhunt through Manchester as the net closes in on the serial killer. Joy and Spike discover an unsettling slavery case after a brutal attack on a young homeless man.
9:30pm30 min
Brotherhood
Episode 2 - PoppyThe flat is a bit of a boys' club until Dan's colleague Poppy gets evicted and needs a place to stay. Toby and Jamie see the advantages of her feminine influence but Dan knows better.
9:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 2Devastated by the news that he's to become a father, Smithy goes AWOL.
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Sinner And The SandmanA retired local psychic inadvertently makes the most amazing and impossible prediction of his career.
10pm
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Bad Education
Series 1, Episode 2 - Sex EducationAlfie becomes embroiled in a web of horror when an exercise in parental appeasement goes disastrously wrong. It's not long before he finds himself leading a sex education class in front of students, parents, angry Mumsnet users, and a couple of foreign exchange students...
10pm
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Lee Nelson Live
TV broadcast of Lee Nelson's first live stand-up DVD.
10pm
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Rev.
Series 3, Episode 3A local artist offers to make a £60k donation to St Saviour's. Has Adam found a solution to his financial problems?
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 8, Episode 1Dara O'Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons return for a new series with guests Milton Jones, Patrick Kielty and Mark Watson joining in the mocking.
10pm
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Bad Bridesmaid
Episode 1Over four days Becky will need to convince her mates that the flamboyantly over the top Francesca, a PR/singer-songwriter is a friend of her mum's who's joined the celebrations at the last minute.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 5Sean Lock and Miles Jupp take on Jon Richardson and Greg Davies. Holly Walsh is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley deals with the letters and numbers.
10:20pm
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Bob Monkhouse... The Million Joke Man
Episode 1 - First Steps To StardomPaul O'Grady presents the definitive look at the life and career of Bob Monkhouse, starting with the trials and triumphs of his early years.
10:30pm30 min
Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment
Episode 6 - DeathWhat better way to finish the series than an in-depth look at Death?
10:35pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 5Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen.
10:40pm
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Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 1 - HoloshipRimmer is sent from Red Dwarf to Holoship "Enlightenment" which has the highest of the high working there. Everything he ever wanted seems to be on board this ship, but unfortunately the path of success never did run smooth for Rimmer!
10:40pm
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Benidorm
Series 1, Episode 4Martin is happy now that his marriage is back on track but Kate feels guilty as she was too drunk to remember what happened the night before. Janice becomes jealous when Suzie, the girl Mick met when buying flip flops sings karaoke, assuming she is singing to Mick. Madge accidentally gives Donald and Jacqueline the impression that she is a swinger.
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
11pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 5, Highlights Special - End Of Series PartyMadcap host Keith Lemon, team captain Fearne Cotton and regular panellist Rufus Hound throw an incredible end of series party featuring a look back at the best moments from the latest series.
11:20pm
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Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
11:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 14 - Jobs For The GirlsSharon has gone into the pet sitting business, but she has competition from a teenage boy. Meanwhile Tracey has decided to get back behind the typewriter and Dorien gives her her first commission, with mixed results.
11:20pm
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Red Dwarf
Series V, Episode 2 - The InquisitorWhen The Inquisitor beams down into Red Dwarf, the crew have to justify their existence to him and prove that they are worthy of life.
11:50pm
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FM
Episode 6 - Blinded By The LightLindsay finds his principles tested when he meets a gorgeous but talentless singer. Meanwhile, Dom is conflicted when he is offered a job at a rival station, and Jane meets her nemesis. Featuring a performance by The Charlatans.
Midnight
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 6 - Summer HolidaySummer term has ended. Rick has discovered his parents are dead. The group are evicted from the house, and have come bottom of the world in their exams. What else is there to do but rob a bank and flee?
Midnight
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Brotherhood
Episode 2 - PoppyThe flat is a bit of a boys' club until Dan's colleague Poppy gets evicted and needs a place to stay. Toby and Jamie see the advantages of her feminine influence but Dan knows better.
Midnight
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 5Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
12:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 6The guests this week are Joe Wilkinson, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty and Alex Brooker.
12:20am
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Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 7Mrs Professor Shales gets suspicious and assumes her husband is having an affair - but with Vod, not Oregon.
12:30am
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 1 - Doctor WhoIt's Christopher's first full day working for PhoneShop so Ashley and Jerwayne attempt to teach him some tricks of the trade.
1am
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No Offence
Series 1, Episode 6Deering leads a manhunt through Manchester as the net closes in on the serial killer. Joy and Spike discover an unsettling slavery case after a brutal attack on a young homeless man.
1:05am
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PhoneShop
Series 1, Episode 2 - Never On A TuesdayWhile Christopher prepares for a lunchtime date, Lance obsesses over an email, and Jerwayne fumes over the girl with the owl tattoo.
1:10am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 5This week, Jon Richardson is joined by Holly Walsh and rapper Example, whilst Sean Lock has actor John Hannah and Canadian comic Bobby Mair on his team.
1:30am
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Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment
Episode 6 - DeathWhat better way to finish the series than an in-depth look at Death?
1:40am
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Da Ali G Show
A selection of four episodes from Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creation.
1:45am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - BravealanAlan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...
1:45am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 5 - NerdsKevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee.
2:25am
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Just A Minute
Episode 6Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Tony Hawks.
2:55am
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Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
3am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 8, Episode 5Topical comedy show in which Russell Howard offers up an energetic look at global goings-on and finds his own uniquely upbeat angle on the news each week.
3:10am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 6The guests this week are Joe Wilkinson, Chris Ramsey, Roisin Conaty and Alex Brooker.
3:10am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 5 - NerdsKevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee.
3:25am
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The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 6 - Summer HolidaySummer term has ended. Rick has discovered his parents are dead. The group are evicted from the house, and have come bottom of the world in their exams. What else is there to do but rob a bank and flee?
3:35am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.