Television
TV schedule Saturday 30th May 2015
6:45am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7am
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Monarch Of The Glen
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the Scottish comedy drama.
7:15am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fitness FunaticRichard is determined to get into shape at the new health spa. The only problem is that no one has warned him that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge! Is Sweep's swirling jacuzzi about to leave Richard in a spin? Amy Childs of TOWIE and Celebrity Big Brother fame is the guest star.
8:20am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 1, Episode 2Bertie is in love. Jeeves considers Miss Bobbie Wickham too frivolous but any girl who can come up with a scheme to get even with Barmy Fotheringay Phipps is Bertie's idea of a helpmate.
9:30am
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So Awkward
Series 1, Episode 2 - Friendundancy'Wear your own clothes' day at school is approaching and Lily is anxious not to look like a dork.
10am30 min
That Hidden Camera Family
Episode 7Hidden camera show centring around a mischievous family who play tricks on unsuspecting members of the public.
10:30am30 min
That Hidden Camera Family
Episode 8Hidden camera show centring around a mischievous family who play tricks on unsuspecting members of the public.
11am
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Going For GoldJustin's house hosts the first ever Justinship Games, and Justin dreams of winning a gold medal.
11:30am
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Only Fools And Horses
A repeat run of the entire fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
12pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 7 - Mitchell Who?Mitchell accidentally erases himself from history after deleting his school record. At first his anonymity is fun but when his friends forget him and he starts to disappear he calls on Samia, the one person who can remember him, to help reboot his existence.
12:40pm
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Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 7 - Cats And SharksBert Large's restaurant business is financial trouble. He can't even afford the food and drink for a charity event to raise money for Florence Dingle's cat sanctuary. Mrs Dingle is distraught. She desperately needs the money to continue to look after the cats and kittens in her care.
1pm
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The Black Sheep Of Whitehall
Wartime comedy starring Will Hay as an economics professor who discovers a Nazi spy is undermining efforts to sign a trade deal with South America.
1:50pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 11 - Back To School Mr. BeanMr. Bean visits a local school's open day, trying out some painting, a spot of judo, and goods from the cake stall.
1:55pm
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4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the children's sitcom starring Doc Brown.
2pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 20 - Parents' DayJaz is disappointed when her parents can't attend Parents' Day, so Gene creates far more interesting parents for her.
2:25pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 12 - Tee Off, Mr. BeanMr. Bean sticks rigorously to the rules in a game of crazy golf, and racks up a huge putt-count accordingly. He also needs to visit the laundrette.
2:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3pm
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3:15pm
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3:30pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Christmas Special - Who's ListeningVictor bemoans the commercialism of Christmas and ponders whether it ever had a deeper, spiritual meaning. He decides to help the vicar feed the homeless on Christmas Day, but it doesn't prove to be quite the uplifting, nourishing experience he'd hoped for...
3:40pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the first series of the corner-shop sitcom.
4:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
5pm
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Justin's House
Series 2, Episode 4 - Going For GoldJustin's house hosts the first ever Justinship Games, and Justin dreams of winning a gold medal.
6pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 7Harry Hill dips into the archives for some more vintage Burp. Enjoy favourites including Ronald McDonald, Derek Acorah talking to a dog ghost and David Platt showing off his elaborate new handshake.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 9, Highlights Special - The Best Of TV Burp 8Harry Hill presents more of the best bits from previous series. Classic clips to make the cut include the Amish version of TV Burp, Ray Mears going walkabout in his car, and Strictly Come Dancing sparking a new craze of playing a lady's leg like a guitar.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A repeat run of the entire fifth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
7:55pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 9 - New Jack CityWhen Father Jack is hospitalised, Ted's hopeful that the drunken old letch won't return, and he'll be down to having to deal with just one dependent - but when Bishop Brennan sends Father Stack too be a new 3rd Priest on the island, Jack suddenly seems far more tolerable...
8pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Channel 4's longest running sitcom.
8:30pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 10 - Flight Into TerrorTed, Dougal and Jack stare death in the eyes when the plane they're flying in loses almost all of its fuel. Who could be to blame? What will they do? And what will be the trio's fate?
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Enemy Within The GatesA free Polish officer tells Mainwaring that an award of £10 will be given to the platoon for every German they find "alive and in good condition". Jones, Walker and Pike soon find a couple of Luftwaffe men, but not before they accidentally shoot a swan!
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 29th series of Britain's longest-running sitcom.
9pm
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Coupling
Series 3, Episode 7 - Perhaps, Perhaps, PerhapsAfter the dinner party, Patrick hasn't called and Sally's going crazy - and now fears she's fallen pregnant. Recruiting Susan and Jane as control subjects, one test is positive, but Sally's lost track of whose is whose.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 4Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan take part in the game, whilst Tim Key is in Dictionary Corner.
9pm
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Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
9pm
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Quartet
Comedy about the residents of a retirement home for retired operatic artistes, directed by Dustin Hoffman.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
9pm
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A Touch Of Cloth
A Touch Of Cloth III: Too Cloth For Comfort, Episode 1 - Part OneDCI Jack Cloth's brother, Terry, has been killed. The pair weren't close, in fact, they were estranged, but, you know, it still hurts.
9:30pm
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9:45pm45 min
The John Bishop Show
Episode 1Paul Weller performs his new single Saturn's Pattern and the classic Peacock Suit. Joining John on stage is Trevor Noah from South Africa, James Acaster, and Felicity Ward from Australia. As a special treat John also creates some beautiful music with Beardyman.
10pm
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 4 - Joanna's BirthdayIt's Joanna's 48th birthday, something she is not keen on anyone else knowing about. Alan gives him a locket as a present, but there is something unpleasant inside it. Caroline discovers a league table of all the women in the hospital made by Guy, and Martin has trouble with his mother... whoever she is.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 6 (Channel 4: Series 7), Episode 4Jon Richardson and Katherine Ryan take on Sean Lock and Rob Beckett. Greg Davies is in with Susie Dent, while Rachel Riley takes care of the numbers and letters.
10pm
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Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 4On tonight's show Russell reads from 50 Shades of Grey, and answers questions on university, ghosts, and milking a cow. His guests are Doc Brown and Paul McCaffrey.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
10pm
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A Touch Of Cloth
A Touch Of Cloth III: Too Cloth For Comfort, Episode 2 - Part TwoAs the body count continues to rise, Cloth closes in on the killer. But there's a horrific realisation that the culprit is far too close to him for comfort.
10:30pm
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Sean Lock: Purple Van Man
An edited TV broadcast of Sean Lock's 2013 stand-up DVD.
10:35pm
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The Many Faces Of...
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Many Faces Of Judi DenchDocumentary tracing the career of Dame Judi Dench using excerpts from performances and interviews with friends and colleagues.
11pm
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 2, Episode 2A historian can't quite control his arms and a supervillain gets a little bogged down in Health and Safety.
11pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 9With guests Kelly Hoppen, Louis Smith, Henning Wehn and David O'Doherty.
11:30pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 3 - Turn Again Geoff TippsFired from his job, Geoff heads to London to fulfil his dream of becoming Royston Vasey's leading entertainer. Meanwhile, Legz Akimbo theatre company mount their latest production - a sensitive look at the disabled - and fag-hag Tish descends on Camden Town.
11:55pm
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 6 - Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The ArseFollowing his team's disqualification and the losing of the bet by proxy, Father Crilly must accept Byrne's forfeit - and kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:20am
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 6The secret of the missing locket is finally exposed and the enormity of what is at stake revealed. But are there enough characters left alive to care?
12:30am45 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Topical Channel 4 comedy panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr. The questions are based on survey results and statistics.
12:30am
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
12:35am
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 5 - BelfastComedy sensation Michael McIntyre is in Belfast as he continues his Saturday night entertainment show. Local hero Patrick Kielty is the headline act this week at the Waterfront Hall. Michael is also joined on stage by Neil Delamere, Jeff Green and Kerry Godliman.
1am
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Life's Too Short
Episode 3After complaints that he takes all the best roles for himself, Warwick launches a website and creates showreels for his clients. But he still takes on a role opposite Helena Bonham Carter.
1am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 4Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan take part in the game, whilst Tim Key is in Dictionary Corner.
1am70 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 6Alan Johnson MP acts as host as Ian Hislop and Paul Merton continue to satirise the events of week. With guest panellists Miles Jupp and Graham Linehan.
1am
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Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fifth stand-up DVD, full of his controversal one-liners.
1:15am
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Murder In Successville
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mayor The Force Be With YouDI Sleet is joined by TV presenter Dermot O'Leary to find out who murdered Amanda Holden, Mayor Simon Cowell's PA.
1:20am
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Comfort And Joy
1984 Scottish film in which Bill Paterson stars as a radio disc jockey whose life undergoes a bizarre upheaval after his girlfriend leaves him.
1:25am
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The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Series 1, Episode 6The fast-paced sketch show in which Keith Lemon affectionately spoofs the world of TV, Film and famous faces continues.
1:35am
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Green Wing
Series 1, Episode 4 - Joanna's BirthdayIt's Joanna's 48th birthday, something she is not keen on anyone else knowing about. Alan gives him a locket as a present, but there is something unpleasant inside it. Caroline discovers a league table of all the women in the hospital made by Guy, and Martin has trouble with his mother... whoever she is.
1:40am
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 2, Episode 2A historian can't quite control his arms and a supervillain gets a little bogged down in Health and Safety.
1:45am
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Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment
Episode 4 - WarNick Helm turns his personal combination of rage, self-loathing and vulnerability to look at relationships in a way that everyone can relate to: War. With the usual mix of live music and stand-up.
2am45 min version (repeat)
2:05am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
2:15am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 3 - Turn Again Geoff TippsFired from his job, Geoff heads to London to fulfil his dream of becoming Royston Vasey's leading entertainer. Meanwhile, Legz Akimbo theatre company mount their latest production - a sensitive look at the disabled - and fag-hag Tish descends on Camden Town.
2:35am
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Coupling
Series 3, Episode 7 - Perhaps, Perhaps, PerhapsAfter the dinner party, Patrick hasn't called and Sally's going crazy - and now fears she's fallen pregnant. Recruiting Susan and Jane as control subjects, one test is positive, but Sally's lost track of whose is whose.
2:45am
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Psychoville
Series 2, Episode 6The secret of the missing locket is finally exposed and the enormity of what is at stake revealed. But are there enough characters left alive to care?
2:50am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
3:10am
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3:15am
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Life's Too Short
Episode 3After complaints that he takes all the best roles for himself, Warwick launches a website and creates showreels for his clients. But he still takes on a role opposite Helena Bonham Carter.
3:15am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 4, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe best bits from Series 4 of the topical comedy show hosted by Russell Howard. Includes some previously unseen material.
3:30am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:45am
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In Deep
Sitcom pilot about two junior police officers on an undercover operation that goes wrong.
5am
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