Television
TV schedule Wednesday 6th May 2015
Charlie Brooker's Election Wipe
A few hours before the polls open, Charlie Brooker presents an irreverent look back at the 2015 General Election campaign, mixing the big stories with the funniest and strangest moments along the way. From opinion worms to bizarre photo-ops, Charlie and guests including Philomena Cunk and Barry Shitpeas will save you the time of thinking about the Election before the big day, by doing it for you. Contains mockery.
Newzoids
Series 1, Episode 4Phillip Schofield helps someone decide how to vote in The Box, and Nick Clegg is suffering from electile dysfunction in Embarrassing Bodies. Meanwhile, Paul Hollywood is off on holiday and the political leaders sing for your votes.
Car Share
Series 1, Episode 3Kayleigh is running late but John is determined to get to work on time as the last thing he needs on the journey are any further delays.
The Delivery Man
Episode 4 - CelebrityA celebrity patient comes in as an emergency and confides in Matthew, asking him to cover up the fact that she's pregnant from the public and paparazzi.
You, Me & Them
Series 2, Episode 5 - The GiftDebs is upset when her dad Clive gives Lauren five grand towards her upcoming wedding to Ed. Whilst Nola, an old friend of Emma makes an unexpected visit and reveals a shocking secret at family lunch; together they were exotic dancers called Coffee and Cream in the 60s. Meanwhile in a bid to kick-start his love life Alan's alternative date shows great potential.
Stand Up Central
Series 1, Episode 2Russell talks about the ridiculousness of homophobia, answers a question on bullying, and sniffs the audience. His guests are Rob Delaney and Tiff Stevenson.
Murder In Successville
Series 1, Episode 1 - The MobBruno Tonioli, local restaurateur, has been found dead in his own establishment, seemingly murdered. Ex-wife Darcey Bussell is a suspect, but Sleet thinks the Carr brothers have greater motive. Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing is on the case.
Ballot Monkeys
Episode 5Martin's looking at a future working under Boris; Kevin can't get off the Lib Dem bus; Christine and Melanie finally air their grievances; and Gerry has finally had it with Kate.
Bugsplat!
Sitcom pilot about a team who fly drone planes in Afghanistan.
A Few Best Men
UK-Australian film in which Kris Marshall, Kevin Bishop and Tim Draxl are the joint best men at a chaos-filled wedding.