Television
TV schedule Monday 13th April 2015
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 3 - A Night At The OperaA sudden passion for opera grips both Simon and Oliver - if it gets either one of them to Edinburgh for a weekend with Veronica it will be worth it. But will she agree to go?
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
A Bit Of A Do
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Dentist's Dinner DanceLaurence and Liz do not want Ted and Rita to attend the dance but feel compelled to invite them. Ted and Rita do not want to go but feel unable to decline. The event sees Liz confessing to Ted that she is pregnant with his child and Laurence and Rita becoming more aware of their affair.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 3 - Dinner With The GeneralRené is sent back to Gruber's bedroom, in the guise of a fireman and accompanied by LeClerc, tasked with blowing open the safe. Unfortunately for him, it seems that everyone else is at the chateau too...
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cold FeetWith his impending marriage approaching, Bob is having doubts. All his friends seem to be getting divorced and his relationship with Thelma has been up-and-down. Deep down he knows she is the right girl for him but Terry is hardly giving him the encouragement he craves.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 6 - If Money Be The Food Of Love, Play OnTerry and Arthur are captivated by an Australian girl who claims to be searching for her long-lost boyfriend - but what is her real motive?
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 14 - GoneThe Twirlywoos find out what happens when a toy train goes into a tunnel, and have some trouble with disappearing tea.
All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 9 - HorrorWhen Charlie makes a film for the local horror festival, no one is able to avoid being involved - except Hannah, who has joined an unusual dance troupe.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 26 - WantedBean is mistaken for an escaped convict and carted off to jail.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 17 - Gadget KidMr Bean is dogged by a young Japanese boy in the Science Museum and takes an instant dislike to the scallywag, until he sees what he has in his knapsack - gadgets so cool that you cannot get them in the West. So when a security guard tries to ruin their fun, they run away together - to Mars!
The Two Ronnies
Series 6, Episode 7Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Minder
Series 4, Episode 7 - A Star Is GornWhen a rock star fakes his own death, Arthur finds himself in possession of a valuable master tape that has every chance of becoming a 'posthumous' hit.
Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
My Phone Genie
Episode 11 - CleverGene grants Jaz a wish to show how smart she can be, but he makes her super-smart at everything - which brings its own problems!
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cold FeetWith his impending marriage approaching, Bob is having doubts. All his friends seem to be getting divorced and his relationship with Thelma has been up-and-down. Deep down he knows she is the right girl for him but Terry is hardly giving him the encouragement he craves.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 1Roger's dreams of an easy win at today's cricket match begin badly when his Volvo won't start. Kevin comes to his rescue in his battered Renault, but he brings Maggie with him. This is the first time that Roger and Mim have met her and they're gobsmacked!
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 2Maggie and Mim get on like a house on fire and it looks like the start of a great new friendship. Maggie has other things to contend with, however, as Dennis - the team 'wolf in wimp's clothing' - tries his hand at chatting her up...
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 5 - The TrialVictor is on jury service and ends up waiting around at home all day to be called up for a case...
Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 7In an attempt to cheer themselves up Jacko and Elmo go off to a night spot for a drink and sample the local talent.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 6 - Secret Of The Seven SorcerersVictor's conjuring hobbyists group meets at his and Margaret's house, but they run into serious trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. On the up side, he at least has a new job to look forward to - as a lollipop man.
All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 9 - HorrorWhen Charlie makes a film for the local horror festival, no one is able to avoid being involved - except Hannah, who has joined an unusual dance troupe.
Twirlywoos
Series 1, Episode 14 - GoneThe Twirlywoos find out what happens when a toy train goes into a tunnel, and have some trouble with disappearing tea.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 2Hyacinth has asked the new vicar to tea and, in her usual meticulous way, she has organised the event down to the last sugar lump. But then suddenly, out of the blue...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 5 - In Which Gavin Hinchcliff Loses The Gulf StreamThe trio encounter an old school pal renowned for his eccentricity.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 2 - Nearest And DearestWith Chris and Darryl due for release Sharon's patience with Dorien is running out. Dorien offers to take her out for the day leading to Sharon pretending her friend has died to get out of it. A stag night out causes Tracey to worry about Garth turning to crime.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 6 - The Miraculous Curing Of Old Goff HelliwellClegg, Truly and Billy need to put a spark back in the life of an old chum.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Looney TicEveryone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. When his peculiar behaviour starts spreading around the flock, Shaun decides he must find out what is causing it.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 12 - Men At WorkWhen the Farmer discovers he's sprung a leak, he calls the water board to come and fix the problem. The bored flock are thrilled by the opportunity to have some watery fun. When the workmen clock off, the party begins.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 18 - The VisitorMr Bean cannot place the face of the uninvited fat bloke on his doorstep. This blast from the past proves to be a blasted pain in the neck - eating him out of house and home.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Middle-Class Rip-OffA constituency matter concerning an expensive and unused art gallery and a near-bankrupt football club threatens to gouge a deep divide between Hacker and Sir Humphrey. Should art and culture for the middle classes be subsidised?
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Are You Being Served?
Series 3, Episode 3 - Up Captain PeacockAfter 20 years at Grace Bros., Captain Peacock gets access rights to the executive loo and dining room. Mr. Grainger is particularly annoyed, and no one else is pleased when their lunch break is moved an hour later.
Never The Twain
Series 1, Episode 4 - A Matched PairSimon is more than happy to hear that Oliver's antiques shop has been burgled - that is until he finds that he is in worse trouble himself. His only option is to ask his arch-enemy for a favour.
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Wooing Of Widow ArtoisAs more suitors pop out of the woodwork in search of Edith's hand, René becomes increasingly concerned about the fate of his café. Meanwhile, Herr Flick has devised a plan to send Hitler a forged copy of the Fallen Madonna, and another escape attempt for the airmen is afoot.
That Riviera Touch
Comedy starring Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise. The accident-prone duo escape to the French Riviera, only to become caught up in a crime sting.
Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 1Vince and Penny are on nightmare dates in the same pub but are unaware of each other until their paths meet at the cigarette machine. It's been 5 years and 3 months since they were last in touch - the day he jilted her at the altar. They decide to catch up over a meal but the atmosphere is frosty.
Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 5 - A Perfect GentlemanRigsby's found a new lodger for the house; the charming gentleman Seymour, staying in town away from his country estate. Philip and Alan aren't quite as convinced of his authenticity though.
Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Peckham PimpernelThe receipt of a mysterious and threatening letter at Desmond's barber shop sends the Ambrose clan into a mild state of panic. Before long, Beverley's conducting a seance around the kitchen table.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 3Hyacinth looks forward to soaking up a little culture at her favourite stately home, but first feels she must visit Daddy. Unfortunately, this week he thinks he's Captain Midnight!
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 2We meet a surprisingly charming Stuart highwayman, the Captain of the Titanic holds the world's worst safety briefing, famous writer Mary Shelley pitches the movie of her life, and those violent Vikings show their softer side in a song.
On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 11 - Going SteadyStan has been going steady with Sally. There's only one snag: she's Blakey's niece.
Boj
Episode 30 - The Peace PrizeThe mayor is coming to judge the Best Park Competition, and the buddies are helping tidy up. But when everything spills from Mr Cloppity's buggy, how will they hide the mess?
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 4Hyacinth is at her wit's end, what with the charity shop, Councillor Nugent, Rose's love life - and Daddy's! Can she cope?
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 3Mim's catering skills are put to the test when the team turn up on her doorstep for a meeting that Roger's not told her about. She gets even more upset when she overhears the men saying that they don't intend to take their wives away on the next trip.
Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 7In an attempt to cheer themselves up Jacko and Elmo go off to a night spot for a drink and sample the local talent.
Outside Edge
Series 1, Episode 4Roger approaches Kevin for some tips on spicing up his and Mim's sex life. Kevin is only too happy to oblige but the outcome is not quite what Roger anticipates!
My Family
Series 10, Episode 2 - The Son'll Come OutMichael's news comes as a bit of a shock to Ben, but Susan has more of a shock at Ben's reaction.
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 13 - The End Of An EraIt's the day of the wedding and Bob decides to show his appreciation and present Terry with a prized possession - his photo album. As the day progresses, the nervous bridegroom swaps wedding vows and awaits, with trepidation, the best man's speech.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 1, Episode 2Hyacinth has asked the new vicar to tea and, in her usual meticulous way, she has organised the event down to the last sugar lump. But then suddenly, out of the blue...
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 5 - The TrialVictor is on jury service and ends up waiting around at home all day to be called up for a case...
Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 2, Episode 3Absurd adventures with the genial Geordie! Ross visits Northampton's famous shoe museum and unveils some blue plaques with Alan Carr, Robert Llewellyn and a Tina Turner ringer.
One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 6 - Secret Of The Seven SorcerersVictor's conjuring hobbyists group meets at his and Margaret's house, but they run into serious trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. On the up side, he at least has a new job to look forward to - as a lollipop man.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 1More from the irreverent, irrelevant and revealing weekly topical panel show. The guests are Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Steve Jones and Jamelia.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 6Mock The Week returns for another run of light satire. The guests are Alun Cochrane, Stewart Francis and Andi Osho.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 5Paul meets Sam's parents who are still laughing about their fancy dress party, Bernie meets a new member of staff and Nan comes home from a funeral and discovers that Lena owed her money.
Damned
Episode 1 - PilotJo Brand and Alan Davies star as stressed social workers struggling to keep control of their private lives and chaotic office.
I Live With Models
Series 1, Episode 8 - Hurricane PartyWith a 24-hour storm due to hit Miami, the models plan an epic house party. When Scarlet upsets Tommy, they both wind up trapped in a dive bar. Enrique finds out a disturbing secret about Scarlet's new boyfriend and Seth plots to ruin Anna's sex life.
Jack Dee's HelpDesk
Jack Dee's Election HelpDesk, Episode 1Jack Dee is joined by Romesh Ranganathan, Claudia Winkleman, Jeremy Hardy and Aisling Bea.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 6As the team prepare to leave Afghanistan for good, Simon receives some devastating news.
Celebrity Juice
Series 13, Episode 4Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by Gino D'Acampo again, with guests Stereo Kicks, Dr Christian Jessen and radio DJs Dave Berry and Lisa Snowdon to their teams.
Raised By Wolves
Series 1, Episode 5 - Little Orphan MannieDella and the kids rescue a distraught Grampy in the aftermath of a family bereavement.
Virtually Famous
Series 2, Episode 1Kevin McHale, Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by Made In Chelsea's Mark-Francis Vandelli, pop star Dappy, The Last Leg's Alex Brooker and comedian Ellie Taylor.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 1 - Stag NightGary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 4Jason Manford and Stephen Mangan take part in the game, whilst Tim Key is in Dictionary Corner.
The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 6Janice & Ray discuss their gourmet's experience, Kate & Ellen are talking about the most offensive word in the office, Lauren questions her teacher's sexuality and Nan receives a visit from an old friend.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 1Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by Daniel Radcliffe and guest panellists Diane Morgan and Armando Iannucci.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 1Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by Daniel Radcliffe and guest panellists Diane Morgan and Armando Iannucci.
Almost Married
When Kyle returns from his stag-do with a sexually transmitted disease, he's left unable to have sex with fiancée Lydia in the run-up to their wedding.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 2 - WeddingThe big day of Gary's wedding has arrived, complete with last-minute doubts.
At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 17, Episode 1 - Stanley Tucci, Kim Cattrall, Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse, Years & YearsStanley Tucci reveals his Hunger Games character was influenced by Graham; Kim Cattrall is coy about a possible SATC III; Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse talk about their upcoming tour; and Years & Years perform live in the studio.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 17, Episode 1 - Stanley Tucci, Kim Cattrall, Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse, Years & YearsStanley Tucci reveals his Hunger Games character was influenced by Graham; Kim Cattrall is coy about a possible SATC III; Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse talk about their upcoming tour; and Years & Years perform live in the studio.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 3, Episode 2Sketches include the stage musical-loving ambassador, the estate agents-turned garage attendants, and the "Kicking Ass" song.
Have I Got News For You
Series 49, Episode 1Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by Daniel Radcliffe and guest panellists Diane Morgan and Armando Iannucci.
Daniel Sloss Live
Stand-up comedy from young Scottish star Daniel Sloss. TV edit of his 2012 live DVD release.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 6Jack Dee, Kelly Osbourne, Micky Flanagan and Jamelia join Jimmy, Jon and Sean.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 2 - Nearest And DearestWith Chris and Darryl due for release Sharon's patience with Dorien is running out. Dorien offers to take her out for the day leading to Sharon pretending her friend has died to get out of it. A stag night out causes Tracey to worry about Garth turning to crime.
Red Dwarf
Series I, Episode 1 - The EndDimwitted third-class space ship technician Dave Lister is dumbstruck to find that, after what was supposed to be an 18-month punishment in stasis (suspended animation), he has woken up some 3 million years later, a radiation leak having long killed his Red Dwarf colleagues and left him as the last human being.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 17, Episode 1 - Stanley Tucci, Kim Cattrall, Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse, Years & YearsStanley Tucci reveals his Hunger Games character was influenced by Graham; Kim Cattrall is coy about a possible SATC III; Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse talk about their upcoming tour; and Years & Years perform live in the studio.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 6Daniel Sloss hates old people, Chris McCausland has the smallest flat in the world and Pete Johansson talks about laying the slap-down.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 5Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular talking points by Alex Jones, Tinchy Stryder, David O'Doherty and Katherine Ryan.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 1 - Cooking The BooksBookshop owner Bernard dreads the end of the financial year as his accounts beckon, Fran is an unlikely birth partner and accountant Manny swallows The Little Book of Calm.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 5It's Bank Holiday Monday and the Essex contingent arrives for a sunny day out at the beach. Doris even puts her sun dress on!
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 2 - Manny's First DayNew arrival Manny is on a mission to impress as Bernard's assistant. But Bernard far from approves.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 6As the team prepare to leave Afghanistan for good, Simon receives some devastating news.
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 6The mothers are coming! All the mothers; Mitch, Richie's and Alice's, all together, all for the first time.
A Bit Of A Do
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Dentist's Dinner DanceLaurence and Liz do not want Ted and Rita to attend the dance but feel compelled to invite them. Ted and Rita do not want to go but feel unable to decline. The event sees Liz confessing to Ted that she is pregnant with his child and Laurence and Rita becoming more aware of their affair.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 6Mock The Week returns for another run of light satire. The guests are Alun Cochrane, Stewart Francis and Andi Osho.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Love And Marriage
Episode 6When Pauline is invited to Paris by her new man, Ken realises it is time he accepted that things are over and started making changes. Out with the old and in with the new, but he soon realises that he doesn't like the new. Is it too late to get his old life back?
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 6Daniel Sloss hates old people, Chris McCausland has the smallest flat in the world and Pete Johansson talks about laying the slap-down.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 6, Episode 1 - Stag NightGary finally agrees to make a commitment to Dorothy, but then faces up to his last night of freedom.
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 7Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Chris Addison take a look at this week's burning issues. The guests are Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Chris Ramsey. Josh Widdicombe sits in for an ill Andy Parsons.
Damned
Episode 1 - PilotJo Brand and Alan Davies star as stressed social workers struggling to keep control of their private lives and chaotic office.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 6Lee Mack is joined by Bob Mortimer and Patsy Kensit and David Mitchell is joined by Greg Davies and Richard Osman.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 6As the team prepare to leave Afghanistan for good, Simon receives some devastating news.
Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.