Television
TV schedule Sunday 15th March 2015
Bottom Knocker Street
A selection of three episodes from the surreal children's comedy starring Phill Jupitus.
Mr. Bean
Episode 1 - Mr. BeanIn this original award-winning episode, Mr. Bean takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers - driving badly all the way!
Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 1Diana is distraught when she receives a letter informing her that her investments have gone bad, leaving her bankrupt. As she hot-foots it to London to shout at the receivers, Tom discovers his apartment has rising damp.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 8 - The Alarm SystemRichard is concerned about security at the park - and it's Sooty Security Services to the rescue. But when the police arrive, will Richard be caught red-handed?
Carry On Cruising
Comedy with the Carry On crew, in which a sea captain discovers that his regular shipmates have defected and so must he hire an inexperienced crew.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 5 - ScrumpingThose pesky pigs have taken all the apples, and wont let the sheep have one - they didn't count on Shaun!
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 6 - Still LifeThe farmer's turned artist, but will Shaun and pals play along?
Waiting For God
Series 4, Episode 2Diana and Tom have moved in together. On paper it seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement, but in practice is far from ideal. Someone'll have to give in - eventually! Meanwhile, there's a very quiet new resident at Bayview who's got Diana worried.
Boj
Episode 41 - Adventure CampWhen Cousin Hoj joins Boj and his buddies on adventure camp, everyone has trouble making friends with him. Boj has a fun boj-a-boom idea to make Hoj fit in with his friends.
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 11 - The MCDXX MenMitchell, Becky and Templeton discover a 15th Century band of superheroes in the school's basement. Unfortunately, they release Ye Olde Righteousness League's arch-nemesis...
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 2 - Where There's Smoke There's BarbecueA portable gas barbecue promises idyllic feasts in the countryside for Compo, Clegg and Foggy - if they can master the gas pressure valve.
Roy
Series 4, Episode 7 - Going ApeA face-painting incident turns Roy into a gorilla. Gorilla Roy chases Deco through Sandyford, causing chaos. How will the gang get Roy back to normal and can Roy manage to escape expulsion from Sandyford Progressive Learning?
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 16 - Robot Of The YearRobert is being judged for a special robot award but he is too nervous to pass all the tests, so Justin decides to take the tests for him.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 9This week's episode featured an unborn shark who bites, the Queen Vic being demolished, Brian Cox asking what time it is on BBC Two's Horizon and a high voltage beauty treatment on Channel 4's How To Look Good Naked.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 10It's Christmas on the soaps and festive peril looms. This week's episode featured a roulade with a tea towel in it, JB from JLS wishing you a Merry Christmas on The X Factor and Heather from EastEnders solving crimes with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Christmas SpecialIt's Audrey's first Christmas outside of Grantleigh, and Mrs fforbes-Hamilton is feeling rather hard-done-by with DeVere having inherited most of her traditional festive duties.
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Special
TV special featuring interviews with the cast of the film The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.
To The Manor Born
Christmas Special - 25th Anniversary SpecialAudrey and Richard's 25th wedding anniversary is coming up, so there is a party to plan at Grantleigh Manor. The scene is set for a great night until an extraordinary confession gets in the way.
Horrible Histories
Series 5, Episode 5Famous monk St Augustine struggles to introduce Christianity to Saxon England, Stuart diarist Samuel Pepys annoys the smartest men in Britain, we witness a daring escape from the Tower of London, and we find that Joan of Arc's story is quite an unusual one for a teenage girl.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 15th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 4 - Frank And MarvinFrank is trying to make a success of his ventriloquist act, while Betty has some important news confirmed.
Hancock's Half Hour
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Oak TreeTony believes he has found a kindred spirit in a passer-by who stops to look at the oak tree in his front garden. That is until the man reveals that he is there to mark it up for felling the following week! Hancock is outraged and sets about demonstrating against the destruction of the grand testament of time and nature.
My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
Three Up, Two Down
Series 3, Episode 3 - Truth And ConsequencesDaphne tries to come to terms with the scales of crocodiles and justice.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Hey Diddle Diddle, Who's On The FiddlePeggy finds a personal letter from Joe Maplin to Clive Dempster which causes everyone to believe that the Squadron Leader has been sent to the camp as a 'mole'.
Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 3The Pythons reveal the 'The Sordid Personal Bits', as they discuss their unwanted celebrity status, member Graham Chapman, BBC censorship and the departure of John Cleese.
Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest-running sitcom.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 2, Episode 5Clatterford Guild's continuing rivalry with the guild from neighbouring Hole rears its ugly head in the form of a duet of sporting grudge matches - first netball and then crown green bowls, with all pressure on Rosie in the final moments. Meanwhile, Spike has written a love letter to Tash and offered her a dramatic ultimatum - 'leave Marcus and meet me by the Twisty Tree' - or he will give up on their love.
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 16 - Robot Of The YearRobert is being judged for a special robot award but he is too nervous to pass all the tests, so Justin decides to take the tests for him.
Moone Boy
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Plunder YearsSick of being caught between two warring parents, Padraic goes on the run with Martin. Crunchie Haystacks struggles to cope, too.
Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
Series 2, Episode 4 - Frank And MarvinFrank is trying to make a success of his ventriloquist act, while Betty has some important news confirmed.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 11It is time for Harry's take on the new year's new TV as our favourite big-collared quipster puts his uniquely inventive spin on the week's programmes. And he has a lot to choose from for the first Burp of 2009, with all the top soaps plus Dancing on Ice in the firing line.
Three Up, Two Down
Series 3, Episode 3 - Truth And ConsequencesDaphne tries to come to terms with the scales of crocodiles and justice.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 12Harry has been holed up in the TV lab this week, analysing television samples for signs of quality comedy particles. So get ready for a whizzbang of a Burp, as he throws the usual gags, sketches, and quizzical asides into the mix - fusing the funniest soap clips, reality show gaffes and other assorted telly elements to create another top-notch comedy concoction!
Roy
Series 4, Episode 3 - Stupid CupidWhen Roy believes Miss Jervis is leaving the school because she is heartbroken he decides to play Cupid and set her up with Mr Lucey. Will love conquer all and will Roy get his favourite teacher to stay?
Pompidou
Episode 3 - The BowlPompidou realises that a bowl he gave to a friend is worth £1 million pounds. We see Pompidou and Hove do everything from haggling in a charity shop to trying their hand at pottery to reclaim it.
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Blandings
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Crime Wave At BlandingsBaxter returns as a holiday tutor for Clarence's grandson, George. To Clarence's horror, Baxter plans to weasel his way back into permanent employment at Blandings.
Comic Relief: The Best Bits
Highlights from this year's Comic Relief - Face the Funny. All the funniest moments from the show, including Lenny Henry, John Bishop and a one-off Little Britain featuring David Walliams, Catherine Tate and Professor Stephen Hawking.
Off Their Rockers
Series 3, Episode 3This week Mo embraces modern fashion, Tony reveals a saucy secret and Royston shares his odd inventions.
Only Fools And Horses
1996 Christmas Trilogy, Christmas Special - Time On Our HandsThis third 1996 special was at the time thought to be last that would be made. Rodney's doing a stock take in the garage and has found an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and an old watch. They get the watch valued and get just a little shock when it sells at Sotherby's for £6.2 million pounds. After all these years their finally millionaires!
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 2, Episode 7 - HoaxSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 1 - Down And Out In Kentish TownTom's outraged when Linda reveals that she has turned their garden into a campsite. The residents are hardly normal holidaymakers, however - specifically the hardest screw from Linda's old Borstal, Miss Twitch, and her peculiar young male companion, the bearded, bedraggled Si.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 1Jimmy Carr and team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are back for a new series of the topical comedy panel show. The teams are joined by celebrity guests Paul Hollywood, Dawn O'Porter, Joe Wilkinson and Rob Beckett.
Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 1, Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts another mix of entertainment. Tonight's guests are American singing sensation and ex-X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, UK chart toppers Kaiser Chiefs, Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, the reunited Beautiful South singers Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott and phenomenal Japanese speciality act Enra. Also, a preview of the new West End production of Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical Cats.
Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 1 - Sean Lock and John BishopLive At The Apollo returns to BBC One, showcasing the best of British comedy talent. 8 Out Of 10 Cats star Sean Lock introduces Liverpool's finest, John Bishop, from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo.
Nina Conti Clowning Around
Documentary following Nina Conti as she trains to become a clown for a charity that entertains children in hospitals.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 2, Episode 8 - Don't Mention The ArabsSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 3 - Dara O Briain, Greg Davies, Stewart FrancisMock The Week host Dara O Briain brings the house down, before introducing sets from Inbetweeners star Greg Davies and Canadian one-liner specialist Stewart Francis.
Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Lollipop Man ComethTom has a part in a small local theatre production, which has somehow attracted Tom Cruise to the lead role. Preparing for the premiere performance in his dressing room stress levels begin to rise, and with a little of Linda's mis-assistance, his make-up takes a turn for the bizarre.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 10, Episode 5 - Tattoo YouTracey has Botox, Travis has a tattoo and Sharon looks as if she'll need a hearing aid.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Mock The Week
Series 9, Highlights SpecialDara O Briain, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard return with a special edition of the show.
The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Series 1, Episode 6The fast-paced sketch show in which Keith Lemon affectionately spoofs the world of TV, Film and famous faces continues.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 1We re-join Bluestone 42 after an IED explosion has hit their transport... not all of them come out of the vehicle unscathed.
Bottom
Series 2, Episode 4 - ParadeRichie and Eddie make £8 each for taking part in a police line-up, and intend to drink it away. When they arrive at the pub, bookmaker Larry is already drunk and soon talking of dead certs.
City Lights
Robson Green and Mark Benton star in the follow-up to the popular comedy drama series Northern Lights.
The Revolution Will Be Televised
Best Of Series 1-3, Highlights Special - Part 2A second compilation of the best bits of Series 1, 2 and 3 of the political prank show starring Heydon Prowse and Jolyon Rubinstein.
Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 1Michael McIntyre is Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's guest. Dead Ringers star Jan Ravens joins Russell Howard and Andy Parsons.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
Lee Evans - Different Planet Tour
Lee Evans's Different Planet Tour, live from the West End at the culmination of more than 100 performances.
8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 1Jimmy Carr Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rhod Gilbert and Kevin Bridges. Josie Long is in Dictionary Corner.
Burke & Hare
Comedy about legendary 19th Century graverobbers Burke and Hare, providing corpses to Edinburgh's medical men.
A Bit Of A Do
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Inauguration Of The Outer Inner Relief Ring RoadRita must face open hostility due to the unpopular ring road and also has to cope with the knowledge that her son Paul will be sent to prison for six months.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 7Fern Brady, Phil Spencer, Henning Wehn and Carol Vorderman join Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock to look at the what people have been talking about this week.
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Highlights SpecialA compilation of the popular news quiz that looks back at the big news stories of 2013. With team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and a variety of guest hosts and panellists.
Time Trumpet
Satrical comedy series set in the future, looking back at past events.
Comic Relief: The Best Bits
Highlights from this year's Comic Relief - Face the Funny. All the funniest moments from the show, including Lenny Henry, John Bishop and a one-off Little Britain featuring David Walliams, Catherine Tate and Professor Stephen Hawking.
Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 1We re-join Bluestone 42 after an IED explosion has hit their transport... not all of them come out of the vehicle unscathed.
The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 1 - Back From The MortAfter three years in a Russian gulag, Alan's back and bad as ever. He's lost his seat, his businesses are ruined, and Sarah's taken up with a ghastly foreigner. But he's not all too phased...
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 9Popular news quiz with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Sue Perkins and guest panellists Nick Hewer and Jack Whitehall.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 5 - JungleDixon Bainbridge, owner of the Zoo-niverse, is intent on selling to the highest bidder.
The New Statesman
Series 4, Episode 2 - H*A*S*HNow working as a high-class prostitute to the Brussels elite, it's not long before Alan has a plan for Sarah. Piers, meanwhile, is under extreme pressure in his new job as an EU commissioner, and working on drugs laws.
Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 1 - BeginningsDaisy stumbles upon Tim (thinking he's a drug dealer) when they are both flat hunting. After finding a great place that specifies "professional couples only", they decide to pretend to be a couple. They move into Marsha's house and meet Brian.
Saxondale
Steve Coogan stars as Tommy Saxondale, an ex-roadie now running a pest control business in suburbia.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 2 - GatheringsDaisy decides that they should have a housewarming (anything to avoid tidying up or work). However, despite her aspirations of a party full of writers, artists and other media types, she is only able to find the paperboy. Tim, Mike, Daisy, Twist and Brian all feel old when they compare themselves to Amber. Brian discovers a big secret about the couple.
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 6 - Nina Conti, Rob Beckett, JimeoinNina Conti presents, with special guests Rob Beckett and Jimeoin.
The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 1, Episode 5The Noodlemeister ditches the guide book and embarks on a nutty, Twitter-driven tour of Britain. Ross attends a wedding and later dishes out bananas to a cycling team.
Jam & Jerusalem
Series 2, Episode 5Clatterford Guild's continuing rivalry with the guild from neighbouring Hole rears its ugly head in the form of a duet of sporting grudge matches - first netball and then crown green bowls, with all pressure on Rosie in the final moments. Meanwhile, Spike has written a love letter to Tash and offered her a dramatic ultimatum - 'leave Marcus and meet me by the Twisty Tree' - or he will give up on their love.
Time Trumpet
Satrical comedy series set in the future, looking back at past events.
Ross Noble Freewheeling
Series 1, Episode 6Ross stages a 'tat roadshow' in a York strip club and enlists the help of fellow comic Rufus Hound for a human fox hunt.
God Save The Queens
Episode 3In the final episode, God Save The Queens looks at the reigning queens of camp who grace our television screens day-in, day-out. Includes the stories of Lily Savage, Julian Clary, Graham Norton and Louie Spence.
The Mighty Boosh
Series 1, Episode 5 - JungleDixon Bainbridge, owner of the Zoo-niverse, is intent on selling to the highest bidder.
Nina Conti Clowning Around
Documentary following Nina Conti as she trains to become a clown for a charity that entertains children in hospitals.
24 Hours To Go Broke
Episode 5 - IcelandPhil Tufnell and Susan Calman are dropped off on a remote volcanic beach just outside Reykjavik. Their case contains just under two million krona and their champion spends include a round of midnight golf.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.