Television
TV schedule Saturday 14th March 2015
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
A selection of three episodes from the surreal children's comedy starring Phill Jupitus.
6:15am
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Jules Verne's Rocket To The Moon
Period comedy about a group of businessmen who plan to send a man to the moon.
6:50am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 5, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
7:10am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Souvenir StallThe gang are opening a souvenir pottery stall at the park - but all the pottery gets smashed. Sooty tries to make some more with fresh clay but things don't quite go to plan.
7:55am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 6The team captains are joined by stars of Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up, Sam and Mark, CBBC'S Dodge T Dog, and Dominique Moore from DNN and Horrible Histories.
8:20am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 5Jane's discovered her assertive side following her engagement, and Diana's shocked to be told quite bluntly that she makes life for the other residents somewhat miserable. She's not really that selfish, is she?
8:55am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 6Having becoming exceedingly drunk at the wake of a former resident, Diana wakes up to discover that she is not in her own bed. As rumour spreads through Bayview that Tom is some sort of sex god, Basil's rather put out.
9:35am
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Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 1 - The ForetellingArriving late for the Battle of Bosworth Field, Edmund Plantagenet, the Duke of Edinburgh, mistakenly beheads his uncle, King Richard III. With his father now King, the weasely Prince re-christens himself 'The Black Adder'.
10:20am
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Blackadder
The Black Adder, Episode 2 - Born To Be KingHaving left Harry as ruling Prince Regent, King Richard is away killing Turks. Edmund is instructed to arrange entertainment for the upcoming feast of St Leonard's Day, and in the process believes he has found letters pertaining to his brother's legitimacy...
10:35am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
11am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 7This week's episode featured Eoghan Quigg's voting face on The X Factor, Harry burning his face on a grill and a giant crow on EastEnders.
11am25 min
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 15 - Oogie Boogie PlantJustin, Robert and Little Monster try to look after a giant and a rather naughty plant for Mr Bloom.
11:20am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 6 - SickNero pulls a sickie to get off school - but will a suspicious Dexter find out?
11:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 8This week's episode featured the long wait for Britney Spears on The X Factor, Harry asleep in the firebox of the train from Channel 5's Dangerous Adventures For Boys and a health and safety lesson about the dangers of hanging baskets.
12pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
1:10pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Day I Flunked ChemistryHank thinks new boy Ben is totally cool, and is amazed to discover that the feeling is mutual. But will Ben feel the same if he finds out about Hank's learning difficulties? Hank isn't willing to take the risk and so decides not to tell him. That plan has disastrous consequences when Hank misreads an experiment, leading to the gassing of Ms Adolf and the evacuation of the science block.
1:35pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 11 - Bermuda CallingThe family are stunned by Mike's big news. He's been offered a new job - a year in Bermuda!
1:50pm
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Mr Bean's Holiday
The disaster-prone Englishman wins a holiday to Cannes, but on his travels he unwittingly separates a young boy from his film director father.
2pm
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The Funny Side Of...
Episode 5 - The Funny Side Of TV ExpertsClive Anderson guides us through the history of television's favourite experts and all the pitfalls that attend the role. As well as pointing out all the potential problems of being cast as a telly know-it-all, there's sage advice to the would-be experts of the future.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 15th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
2pm
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Carry On Cruising
Comedy with the Carry On crew, in which a sea captain discovers that his regular shipmates have defected and so must he hire an inexperienced crew.
2:10pm
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4 O'Clock Club
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the children's comedy starring Doc Brown.
2:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:35pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 8 - The Wrong GoodbyeMartin and Pauline are surprised by the number of patients coming to see him on the last day before his Surgery closes and he moves to London.
3pm
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The Funny Side Of...
Episode 4 - The Funny Side Of Live TVClive Anderson guides us through the history of live TV, pointing out all the things that go wrong when the programme-makers have no second chance.
3:40pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 1 - Mr. BeanIn this original award-winning episode, Mr. Bean takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers - driving badly all the way!
4pm
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Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 3 - Good BehaviourThe final part of this tribute series to the classic sitcom looks at life after Porridge, the spin-off series Going Straight and the death of Richard Beckinsale.
4:05pm
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Off Their Rockers
Series 3, Episode 2A potty-mouthed nun causes trouble, Seb gets advice on attending a naturist wedding and Dave gives a member of the public his lucky pants.
4:10pm
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Mr. Bean
Episode 2 - The Return Of Mr. BeanRowan Atkinson stars as the inimitable individual who turns the most ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. In this edition, Mr. Bean visits a department store and gets carried away.
5pm
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Waiting For God
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the retirement home sitcom.
5pm
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Porridge
Christmas Special - The Desperate HoursHauled in front of the governor after being caught with illicit Christmas booze, Fletcher and Godber become embroiled in Urwin's escape bid as he holds Mr Barrowclough and the governor's secretary hostage.
5:10pm
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 15 - Oogie Boogie PlantJustin, Robert and Little Monster try to look after a giant and a rather naughty plant for Mr Bloom.
5:35pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
6pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 9This week's episode featured an unborn shark who bites, the Queen Vic being demolished, Brian Cox asking what time it is on BBC Two's Horizon and a high voltage beauty treatment on Channel 4's How To Look Good Naked.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 10It's Christmas on the soaps and festive peril looms. This week's episode featured a roulade with a tea towel in it, JB from JLS wishing you a Merry Christmas on The X Factor and Heather from EastEnders solving crimes with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.
6:30pm
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The Joke Machine
Schoolchildren compete to tell the best jokes, with a comedy punishment for those whose efforts are not up to scratch. Jarred Christmas hosts.
7pm
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As Time Goes By
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the sitcom starring Judi Dench and Geoffrey Palmer.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
7pm
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Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 6 - Nowt So QueerPortwenn is buzzing with the news of the engagement of Dr Ellingham and headmistress Louisa Glasson.
8pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Channel 4's longest running sitcom.
8pm
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Orwellian comedy.
8:20pm60 min
You're Back In The Room
Series 1, Episode 1Join Phillip Schofield and hypnotist Keith Barry for a comedy game show with a twist. Tonight's show also includes special guest chefs Aldo Zilli, Paul Rankin, Ed Baines and Lesley Waters.
8:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 9, Episode 5 - Number EngagedGuarding a vital telephone link, the platoon are horrified to wake up the morning after an air raid to discover a bomb tangled in the wires right outside their hut.
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 20th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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Da Ali G Show
A selection of three episodes of Sacha Baron Cohen's comic creation.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 5Sandra shows us the silly game of 'Last Hit' - however, things soon turn ugly when a man gets hit by a car, but still feels as if he needs to play. Nan and her grandson visit the Pound Shop where everything doesn't go according to plan.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
9:20pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 8, Episode 8 - MadonnaIn an exclusive interview, Jonathan welcomes the most successful female recording artist of all time - Madonna. They discuss that fall at the BRITs, family, relationships, being the Queen of Pop for over 30 years and much more. To round the evening off, she puts on two spectacular live performances.
9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.
10pm
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Love And Marriage
Episode 2Pauline sets out on her new life with a new hairstyle and heads out on a date with former colleague Peter.
10pm
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Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Highlights Special - Highlights ShowHighlights from the previous eight weeks.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
A selection of four episodes from the E4 sitcom.
10:10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 9, Episode 3 - Sean Lock, Romesh Ranganathan, Marcus BrigstockeSean Lock introduces Romesh Ranganathan and Marcus Brigstocke.
10:20pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 4 - New Best FriendPatsy finds herself displaced as Edina tidies the house in preparation for old friends Bettina and Max, renowned for their minamilist design concepts, to come and stay.
10:30pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 8, Highlights SpecialThe best bits of the latest series of the comedy panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr.
10:30pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 5Russell looks at landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet and a loose tiger in Paris.
11pm
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Bellamy's People
Episode 5The topic of crime is under the microscope this week as radio journalist Gary Bellamy continues his travels across Britain.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 10Meandering chat with Alan Davies and guests Jonathan Ross, Germaine Greer, Tom Wrigglesworth and Lucy Beaumont. 'Goat punching' is just one of their mad subjects!
11pm
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The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Series 1, Episode 6The fast-paced sketch show in which Keith Lemon affectionately spoofs the world of TV, Film and famous faces continues.
11:10pm
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Jimmy Carr Live
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's first DVD, released in 2004.
11:25pm
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Reality Bites
Episode 6Stephen Mulhern hosts another episode of the panel show focusing on the world of reality television. Emma is joined by Bobby Mair and Made In Chelsea's Mark-Francis Vandelli, and Joel by Kerry Katona and Dragon Peter Jones.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 5 - Love Comes To Royston VaseyIt seems that Mike and Cheryl may have made a mistake in allowing Geoff to be their best man.
Midnight
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Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series VIII of the sci-fi sitcom.
Midnight
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Orwellian comedy.
12:05am
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Spaced
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Hynes.
12:20am
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Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 5Mr Jolly explains to Mr Jelly the reason the blackmail letters are being sent.
12:45am
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
12:55am
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Uncle
Series 2, Episode 5Andy's desperate for cash to pay his rent, so when he hears his estranged Uncle Frank is dying, he thinks it's his chance to get written in to his will. Without Sam's knowledge, Andy takes Errol to Frank's cabin for an unforgettable family reunion.
12:55am
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Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe
Series 3, Highlights Special - Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe ExtraA look at the best bits of the latest series - with quite a lot of new bits too.
1am
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15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pool KidsAfter ejecting a troublesome child from the swimming pool where he works, Vince is targeted by some kids who will stop at nothing in their quest to destroy him. Well - almost nothing. Meanwhile, inspired by the life of Gandhi, Errol decides to bring about positive change for the residents of Elderberry House.
1am
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Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
1:25am
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Bluestone 42
Series 3, Episode 1We re-join Bluestone 42 after an IED explosion has hit their transport... not all of them come out of the vehicle unscathed.
1:30am
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Bellamy's People
Episode 5The topic of crime is under the microscope this week as radio journalist Gary Bellamy continues his travels across Britain.
1:55am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 9, Episode 5Russell looks at landing a probe on a comet, Kim Kardashian's attempt to break the internet and a loose tiger in Paris.
2:10am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
2:10am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
2:15am
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The Inbetweeners
A selection of four episodes from the E4 sitcom.
2:20am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 10Guests facing fish snogging, bottom kneading, mouse trap jewellery and a foul-tasting century egg are Lawson's Ryan Fletcher, McFly's Dougie Poynter, comedian Mae Martin and former Sugababe Mutya Buena.
2:40am
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Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
2:45am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Highlights Special - Highlights ShowHighlights from the previous eight weeks.
3:10am
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24 Hours To Go Broke
Episode 4 - GreeceRachel Riley and her mate Joe Wilkinson are deposited in downtown Thessaloniki on the day before an extraordinary carnival. They endeavour to spend their money on a fancy dress football match and a campaign to promote vegetables that involves a flash mob of Ancient Greek gods.
3:25am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.