Television
TV schedule Saturday 28th February 2015
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
A selection of three episodes of the children's comedy starring Phill Jupitus.
6:15am
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School For Scoundrels
Comedy about a born loser who enrols at the College of Lifemanship and learns how to charm and ease his way to the top with the minimum of effort.
6:50am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7:10am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 4, Episode 4Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
7:10am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Swimming LessonSweep is scared of the water and cannot reach his frisbee when it lands in the sea. Luckily Richard is giving swimming lessons at the holiday park, and Sooty wants Sweep to join in. Will Sweep take the plunge and overcome his fears?
7:50am
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Whisky Galore!
Classic Ealing comedy about a Scotch-laden ship that runs aground off the coast of the Outer Hebrides during the Second World War.
7:55am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 2, Episode 4The super-student team captains are joined by winner of BBC1's The Voice, Jermain Jackman, Wolfblood's top wolf Bobby Lockwood, comedian Katherine Ryan and TV presenter and broadcaster Nihal Arthanayake.
8:05am
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The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin
A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.
8:50am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 2Tom's thrown in at the deep end - literally - when he is left to look after his grandchildren. They've certainly inherited their mother's charm. Whilst Diana wages her own war of retribution, Jane talks Harvey into joining a dating agency.
9:35am
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the wartime sitcom.
10:35am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
11am
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 11 - Magical JustinJustin wants to perform magic, so Robert calls in the help of a real magician to make sure Justin's tricks are truly magical.
11am25 min
Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 11 - Magical JustinJustin wants to perform magic, so Robert calls in the help of a real magician to make sure Justin's tricks are truly magical.
11:20am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 4, Episode 4 - BikeNero's new bike proves to be a disaster - not just for him but for Clem and Dexter too. Someone will have to pay.
11:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
12pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
12:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 6 - AnimalsGeraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?
1:10pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 5 - Haunted HankSchool bully Nick McKelty oversteps the mark when he picks on Hank's little sister Emily.
1:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 3 - Rearranging The DustVictor and Margaret visit a solicitor to sort out some legal matters. But a long, non-eventful wait then brings more misery.
1:35pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 9 - Mobile WarsLauren's new smartphone is driving everyone mad. But when Mike finally confiscates it, it goes missing and turns up in Millie's room. She's accused of stealing it, but although she knows she's innocent, she needs to prove it. Dad has to look after Fran and Jake, and he gives them a bit too much freedom to explore their creativity.
1:40pm
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Red Dwarf
A repeat run of the entire Series VII.
2pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three episodes from Britain's longest running sitcom.
2:10pm
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Roy
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the children's sitcom.
2:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:05pm
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Carry On At Your Convenience
Sid James plays Sid Plummer, a works foreman struggling to bridge the gap between an unreasonable, strike-happy shop steward and a naive manager's son.
3:35pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 6 - Midwife CrisisMartin meets Portwenn's new midwife, Molly, who will be looking after Louisa. Martin is dismissive of her profession, and the two of them do not hit it off.
4pm
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dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
5pm
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Waiting For God
A selection of episodes from the third series of the retirement home sitcom.
5:10pm
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Justin's House
Series 3, Episode 11 - Magical JustinJustin wants to perform magic, so Robert calls in the help of a real magician to make sure Justin's tricks are truly magical.
5:35pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
6pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 1This week's episode featured Hole In The Wall with special guest leading ballerina Nouska Hanly, Bear Grylls eating and drinking some unsavoury things and Rita being unhappy with an order of 28 hole punches in Coronation Street.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 2This week's episode featured the introduction of Jamie Oliver's "pass it on" system, ITV's Apprentice rip off Natural Born Sellers and trophy kicking.
7pm
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As Time Goes By
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the sitcom starring Geoffrey Palmer and Judi Dench.
7pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
7pm
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Doc Martin
Series 3, Episode 4 - The AdmirerPortwenn is becoming a hotbed of passion. Louisa is furious to discover she has a rival for Dr Martin Ellingham's affections: Carrie Wilson.
7pm
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Kingdom
Series 3, Episode 4Peter discovers the identity of his niece's true father. Lyle mediates in a land dispute between golfers and druids, and tries to move his relationship with Emily forward. Peter investigates a blackmail case and helps a client with alimony difficulties.
7:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 6 - AnimalsGeraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?
8pm
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Kingdom
Series 3, Episode 5Lyle goes home to Stockport to help save his mum's allotment. Scott is suspended from school after being caught misbehaving on CCTV, while Peter helps a family record their daughter's appearance in a school concert. And Mr Snell surprises everyone by getting married.
8pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of Channel 4's longest running sitcom.
8pm
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Room 101
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Orwellian panel show.
8:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 3 - Rearranging The DustVictor and Margaret visit a solicitor to sort out some legal matters. But a long, non-eventful wait then brings more misery.
8:45pm
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Dad's Army
Series 8, Episode 3 - Is There Honey Still For Tea?There is some sad news when it is revealed that Godfrey's cottage is to be knocked down in order to make way for a new aerodrome, and Mainwaring struggles to break the news. However, Frazer has a plan that may save the day.
9pm
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Eric & Ernie
Episode 1 - Eric & ErnieSingle drama telling the story of Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise's formative years, from child stars to national treasures.
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 17th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 1, Episode 3Bernie welcomes a new co-worker, an American girl explains a meaningful conversation with a man and the scared woman is scared again.
9pm
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The New Statesman
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Rik Mayall as Tory MP Alan B'Stard.
9pm
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The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
A group of British retirees travel to India to take up residence in what they believe is a newly restored hotel.
9pm
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Russell Howard Live: Dingledodies
A TV broadcast of Russell Howard's 2008 stand-up tour.
9pm
Cuban Fury
British romantic comedy film set in the world of ballroom dancing. Stars Nick Frost, Chris O'Dowd, Olivia Colman and Rashida Jones.
9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 5 - MagazinePatsy actually has to go into her office. At a rare meeting, she's told she has to give two members of the public a makeover and appear on morning television with them. After an argument with the chosen plebs, Saffron and Eddy's mother are drawn in.
9:40pm60 min
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 8, Episode 6 - Sigourney Weaver, Martin Clunes, Thierry Henry, Tracey Emin, Kanye WestJonathan welcomes Hollywood star Sigourney Weaver, Doc Martin actor Martin Clunes, legendary footballer Thierry Henry, the often-controversial artist Tracey Emin and hip-hop star Kanye West, who also performs live in the studio.
10pm
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Lee Nelson Live
TV broadcast of Lee Nelson's first live stand-up DVD.
10pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 4, Episode 5With Michael McIntyre, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Johnny Vegas and Ulrika Jonsson.
10:15pm
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Michael McIntyre's Showtime
TV broadcast of Michael McIntyre's number one best-selling 2012 stand-up DVD.
10:20pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6 - BirthdayEdina is forty. As her family and friends gather, Edina sulks at the horror of her age and hides upstairs. She's determined to only enjoy the day on her terms - and that means annoying everyone else.
10:25pm
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Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe
Series 3, Episode 5Charlie looks back at the revelations and live EastEnders broadcasts, whilst Russell Brand (Morgana Robinson) talks about the evil of television. Barry Shitpeas and Philomena Cunk look at the 87th Oscars.
10:25pm
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The Keith Lemon Sketch Show
Series 1, Episode 4This week, Keith's joined by Peter Andre, host of DIY Emergency. Danny Dyer talks to Piers Morgan, and the foxes get to mating season.
10:30pm
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10:55pm
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Spike Milligan: Love, Light And Peace
Feature length documentary profiling the career of Spike Milligan.
10:55pm
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Reality Bites
Episode 4Guests this week are Alex Brooker, Kendra Wilkinson, Marvin Humes and Frankie Bridge.
11pm
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Bellamy's People
Episode 3This week, immigration is under the spotlight and Bellamy hears views from a whole range of people, from a salt-of-the-Earth fruit stall holder in South London to an argumentative historian.
11pm
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Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Series 2, Episode 8'Trending' tonight on Alan's own impromptu chat show: kitesurfing, car bombs and Sir Cliff! Jack Dee, Matthew Crosby, Shappi Khorsandi and Julian Clary join him for a natter.
11:15pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
11:40pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 3 - Nightmare In Royston VaseyWork on the new road begins but a terrifying discovery is made. Pauline's jobseekers are taught interview techniques. A tortoise meets a sticky end.
Midnight
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Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series VII.
12:15am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 7Jo Brand, Nick Helm, Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks and Louis Walsh take part in the panel show.
12:20am
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Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 3We learn how Mr Jelly, the one-handed children's entertainer, ended up the way he is.
12:30am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.
1am
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15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 3 - Blue RatA bargain energy drink from an Eastern European supermarket ("all the energy of a rat, trapped in a can!") causes Vince a few problems. Meanwhile, Errol realises one of his life ambitions of working with fish.
1am
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The New Statesman
Series 3, Episode 3 - Let Them Sniff CakeA rather bohemian young Lord visits Alan to help him secure a large quantity of drugs for his upcoming birthday party. Meanwhile, a TV interview sets Alan in the sights of a group of militant animal rights activists.
1am
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Uncle
Series 2, Episode 3Andy is wrecked with the flu. But when Errol alerts him to a lucrative song contest, it's off to the recording studio.
1am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Camping TripWill decides to organise one last trip for the gang before they go their separate ways. The four heroes pack the Fiat for a camping trip in the countryside. Will draws on all his scout training - the same however, cannot be said for Jay, Neil and Simon who aren't prepared for the great outdoors at all.
1:05am
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Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Episode 2Rich Hall, Russell Kane, Tim Minchin, Mark Watson, Joe Lycett, Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy and Kristen Schall all feature at the world famous Montreal comedy festival.
1:25am
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The Last Leg
Series 5, Episode 8Sarah Millican joins Adam Hills and co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker for the last show of the current series.
1:30am
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The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 4 - TrappedPrem, Emlyn and Owen fight for survival and Kamini finally finds a role for herself.
1:30am
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Bellamy's People
Episode 3This week, immigration is under the spotlight and Bellamy hears views from a whole range of people, from a salt-of-the-Earth fruit stall holder in South London to an argumentative historian.
1:30am
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The New Statesman
Series 3, Episode 4 - Keeping MumFollowing the passing of a new law about the residential care of the elderly, Alan's actual biological mother arrives at his office. Piers has similar problems following the sudden death of his father.
1:55am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 8Guests facing zombie leftovers, an electric shock piano lesson, a rotten rope and a fishy shower are Made in Chelsea's Ollie Locke, Big Brother star Brian Belo, TV presenter AJ Odudu and comedian David Morgan.
2am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 3 - Nightmare In Royston VaseyWork on the new road begins but a terrifying discovery is made. Pauline's jobseekers are taught interview techniques. A tortoise meets a sticky end.
2am
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An Idiot's Guide To Politics
Jolyon Rubinstein investigates Magna Carta and proposes an updated version for the 21st Century.
2:05am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
2:10am
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Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 7Tiff Stevenson on the discovery of DNA, James Acaster talks Henry II and Thomas Beckett, and Romesh Ranganathan chats William the Conqueror.
2:30am
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Psychoville
Series 1, Episode 3We learn how Mr Jelly, the one-handed children's entertainer, ended up the way he is.
2:40am
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I Live With Models
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Hand ModelWhen regular slob Tommy gets discovered as a hand model, he is thrown together with three gorgeous models in a slick beachside apartment. His first impression couldn't be worse, until he sees the chance to help Scarlet win a job.
3am
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15 Storeys High
Series 1, Episode 3 - Blue RatA bargain energy drink from an Eastern European supermarket ("all the energy of a rat, trapped in a can!") causes Vince a few problems. Meanwhile, Errol realises one of his life ambitions of working with fish.
3:30am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 6, Episode 1 - Desperate Doings In The GraveyardFor a number of days and nights, a group of undertakers have been excavating in the graveyard, below René's empty tomb, in order to create a resistance communications centre. The flurry of activity has not failed to cath the General's eye!
3:35am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.