Television
TV schedule Monday 9th February 2015
Fresh Fields
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Naked TruthWhen a private taxi firm loses William's booking, Hester is roped in to pick up an important client from Heathrow - and then take him and her husband to a Soho strip club!
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 1 - ConesThe flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 2 - Caught Short AlienWhen Shaun's old friend the Alien drops by for a much-needed loo break, Shaun is only too happy to let him use the facilities in the Farmhouse. While he's going about his business he leaves Shaun in charge of his intriguing new gadget.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 6 - All Quiet On The West End FrontLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 1Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 27 - Big TVWhen the television blows up during Mr Bean and Irma's squabble over what to watch, Mr Bean invents his own ingenious form of home entertainment.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 28 - Keyboard CapersDetermined to finish Beethoven's symphony, Mr Bean wangles himself a grand piano, a music book, a candelabra - and a very patient piano teacher. Liberace, eat your heart out!
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 3 - Getting Rid Of GwenJean comes up with a complicated plan to get rid of Mrs. Flack once and for all, whilst Alistair struggles to comprehend doing the precise opposite with Judith.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 4 - The First Human Being To Ride A HillWhen Pearl confiscates Howard's bike, Foggy suggests that what he needs is one which can be easily concealed or, better still, doesn't look like a bicycle.
Sooty
Series 1, Episode 25 - The Marching BandRichard is preparing a show that will blow everything away and the gang are desperate to take part. But what can Sweep do? With his bagpipes and batons causing nothing but trouble, Sooty comes up with some mischief of his own.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 5 - Captain Clutterbuck's TreasureCompo, Clegg and Foggy hatch a plot to become immensely wealthy.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 6 - All Quiet On The West End FrontLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
The Two Ronnies
Series 2, Episode 2Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
No Place Like Home
Series 3, Episode 7 - Happy Families (Part 2)The continuing saga of a happy family and their unrelated relatives with an unexpected ending.
Porridge
Series 3, Episode 6 - Final StretchGodber's case is coming up before the parole board, and with his clean record and his O Levels, he's sure to sail through it. Unless his feud with Jarvis - all brawn but little brain - escalates. Can he turn the other cheek, or has a man got to do what a man's got to do?
Bread
Series 4, Episode 9Nellie has a chance encounter with a man in the park and she finds it difficult to put him out of her mind. Aveline has split up with Oswald and Joey confronts Roxy about an anonymous letter sent to his mother...
My Family
Series 3, Episode 4 - Of Mice And BenIn this, the 25th episode, Abi has to make a video project about family life. She decides to film the Harpers, but Ben and Susan ruin the film!
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Class ActMatthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 10 - CuckooSharon gets a shock when she tries to cash her unemployment cheque.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 5 - Happy Birthday ArkwrightWhat does Arkwright want for his birthday? Certainly not a visit from the man from the Good Shop Guide.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 2 - Caught Short AlienWhen Shaun's old friend the Alien drops by for a much-needed loo break, Shaun is only too happy to let him use the facilities in the Farmhouse. While he's going about his business he leaves Shaun in charge of his intriguing new gadget.
Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.
Open All Hours
Series 2, Episode 3 - Fig Biscuits And Inspirational Toilet RollsArkwright's marketing genius comes to the fore as he tries to shift some over-stocked items.
As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 3 - Getting Rid Of GwenJean comes up with a complicated plan to get rid of Mrs. Flack once and for all, whilst Alistair struggles to comprehend doing the precise opposite with Judith.
Never The Twain
Series 5, Episode 2 - Going Going GoneWhen it comes to business matters Simon and Oliver agree to disagree, and when hunting a grandfather clock at a weekend auction they seem to disagree more than ever!
To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 2Audrey and Marjory invite old school friend Podge for the weekend, following her recent divorce. The figure that arrives, however, is far from that which they expected!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 4 - The First Human Being To Ride A HillWhen Pearl confiscates Howard's bike, Foggy suggests that what he needs is one which can be easily concealed or, better still, doesn't look like a bicycle.
Hi-De-Hi!
Series 2, Episode 1 - If Wet - In The BallroomThe staff are at their wits' end. Rain has been tumbling down for days and they have practically exhausted their repertoire of indoor amusements.
Fresh Fields
Series 1, Episode 5 - Des. Det. Res.After receiving a rates bill, William considers moving to a smaller home. Hester isn't enthusiastic about leaving the house, but after talking to her mother is giving William a different response.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 6 - All Quiet On The West End FrontLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 5 - Captain Clutterbuck's TreasureCompo, Clegg and Foggy hatch a plot to become immensely wealthy.
Gigglebiz
Series 4, Episode 11Professor Muddles puts a custard pie in his own face, dancer Enrico Paso Doble is distracted by a dirty window and Keith Fitt tries to break a three-legged race world record.
On The Buses
Series 5, Episode 1 - The NurseryA nursery is set up for the clippies' children and the Sister in charge requires an assistant. Something surely that even Olive can handle?
Boj
Episode 51 - Keep on GoingBoj, Rupa and Gavin are trekking for their Ranger survival badges. When Gavin's satnav boots go on the blink, Boj uses a bushcraft boj-a-boom idea to get them all back on track!
Only Fools And Horses
Sitcom about two market traders, Del Boy and his brother Rodney.
No Place Like Home
Series 3, Episode 7 - Happy Families (Part 2)The continuing saga of a happy family and their unrelated relatives with an unexpected ending.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 21 - The IntruderWhen the Farmer tasks Bitzer with ridding the farm of a pesky crow, Shaun comes up with an ingenious disguise to fool the intruder. However, the plan backfires when he's suspected of being the crazed chicken thief of Mossybottom Farm.
My Family
Series 3, Episode 5 - Imperfect StrangersAfter being ushered away from the university by Janey and her two male friends, Susan and Ben decide to book into a local hotel under fake names and pretend to meet each other again as strangers. As you'd expect, it all goes wrong when Ben enters the wrong room!
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 22 - Bitzer For The DayWhen the Farmer decides he and Bitzer should head out to spend some time together, Shaun seizes his chance to take charge. He soon discovers the job is not quite as easy as he first thought...
Bread
Series 4, Episode 9Nellie has a chance encounter with a man in the park and she finds it difficult to put him out of her mind. Aveline has split up with Oswald and Joey confronts Roxy about an anonymous letter sent to his mother...
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 1 - A Class ActMatthew needs a bill-topper for his concert. Step forward Desmond, Shirley and Porkpie.
Only Fools And Horses
Sitcom about two market traders, Del Boy and his brother Rodney.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 3 - A Short Introduction To Cooper's RulesJust as PCs Cooper and Walsh master the art of fighting crime from the rear, Barry spoils it all by taking a retired vicar out for the day.
Kingdom
Series 1, Episode 6Lyle is feeling totally undervalued and Peter, realising that unless he gives him some responsibility he'll leave, sends him off to meet an old Polish Auschwitz survivor. Beatrice insists on bonding with Gloria - who politely pretends to enjoy their outings. Sidney Snell has a dream which leads him to Cromer Pier and a search for buried treasure. Mrs Thing wants to leave Peter all her money. A mysterious young woman turns up at Peter's garden party asking to speak to him.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 3 - Ben Fogle, Janet Street Porter, Greg DaviesPresenter and adventurer Ben Fogle, journalist Janet Street Porter and comic Greg Davies try to dump in Room 101 multi-channel TV, Extreme Fishing With Robson Green and an old man in a village in Spain who appears to hate Greg.
Asylum
Episode 1 - Strange BedfellowsAfter a year in the El Rican embassy Dan is bored, depressed and has no hope of getting out - his only chance is to push his case in an interview with the Guardian.
Through The Keyhole
Series 2, Episode 4Keith is joined by guests Kian Egan, Warwick Davis and Christine Bleakley.
Drunk History
Series 1, Episode 5Russell Kane talks King Charles II, Alex Horne on the 1966 World Cup trophy theft, and Diane Morgan chats Lady Godiva.
Bob Servant
Series 2, Episode 1 - The VanBob and Frank are back running their fleet of burger vans when a potential love interest for Frank threatens to come between them.
Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 4The Shipmans drive down to Wales for the wedding fayre, and after a momentous trip to the church for the reading of the banns, Nessa tells Stacey her big secret.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 4 - Deborah Meaden, Paloma Faith, Jason ManfordDragon's Den star Deborah Meaden, singer Paloma Faith and stand-up Jason Manford nominate people who use the phrase "all due respect", Fifty Shades of Grey and Lush into Room 101.
Backchat
Series 2, Highlights SpecialJack Whitehall and his father Michael look back at some of the highlights of the series.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ken On EKen has his eye on becoming a local Lib Dem councillor, but Dylan getting into a fight at school sets his ambitions awry. Lorna intends that Cuckoo and Ken do a little bonding.
Catastrophe
Series 1, Episode 4Rob's secret friendship with Chris explodes in his face in a way he could never have imagined, and Sharon receives a visitor.
Not Going Out
Series 2, Episode 1 - MortgageLee's former flatmate Kate has moved back to America, so Tim decides to sell the flat.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 8, Episode 3 - Stephen Fry, Freddie Flintoff, Kevin Hart, Felicity JonesJonathan Ross welcomes Stephen Fry for his first television interview since his wedding, celebrated cricketer Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff, Hollywood star and comedian Kevin Hart, and The Theory of Everything actress Felicity Jones.
Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 5Sir Norman has explaining to do. Vicky does a spot of babysitting. Lou finishes cementing the patio at
Andy's house.
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 10 - CuckooSharon gets a shock when she tries to cash her unemployment cheque.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 6Sketches include the puppy appeal, an examination of violence and Tony of Plymouth.
The Graham Norton Show
Series 16, Episode 18 - Julianne Moore, Cuba Gooding Jr, Bill Bailey, Michael Flatley, Gregory Porter, Laura MvulaJulianne Moore says she hasn't prepared an Oscar speech, Cuba Gooding Jr discusses OJ Simpson, Bill Bailey talks about his fans, Michael Flatley talks about retirement, while Gregory Porter and Laura Mvula perform live in the studio.
Would I Lie To You?
Series 1, Episode 6Harry Enfield and Claudia Winkleman join David Mitchell whilst Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Dave Spikey are on Lee Mack's team.
The New Statesman
Series 2, Episode 5 - California Here I ComeAlan and Piers are in California hoping to sell a Westminster-based TV series to who they believe to be a gullible American producer. But, as usual, Alan's libido - and a little white powder - gets the better of him.
Lee Evans Live In Scotland
The grand finale of Lee Evans's 100 date sell-out 1998 UK tour, performed to a full house at the Edinburgh Playhouse.
Catastrophe
Series 1, Episode 4Rob's secret friendship with Chris explodes in his face in a way he could never have imagined, and Sharon receives a visitor.
Mr. Sloane
Episode 5Jeremy's career has hit an all-time low. He has now resorted to standing at a market stall dressed as a pig.
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 4Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back on another week's news with guests Alun Cochrane, Micky Flanagan, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.
Drop The Dead Donkey
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Trevorman ComethSitcom set at GlobeLink News, a TV news station which is ordered to start taking a sensationalist stance to the news by its new owner.
Mr. Sloane
Episode 6Jeremy's day takes an unexpected turn when he finds his wife Janet at his front door.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 1 - Cooking The BooksBookshop owner Bernard dreads the end of the financial year as his accounts beckon, Fran is an unlikely birth partner and accountant Manny swallows The Little Book of Calm.
Nighty Night
Julia Davis plays a monstrously self-involved beautician whose husband is dying of cancer.
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 9Guests facing painful Lego shoes, a bull cocktail and ice cold karaoke are Big Brother winners Josie Gibson and Rylan Clark, Emmerdale actress Natalie Anderson and comedian Matt Richardson.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ken On EKen has his eye on becoming a local Lib Dem councillor, but Dylan getting into a fight at school sets his ambitions awry. Lorna intends that Cuckoo and Ken do a little bonding.
Black Books
Series 1, Episode 2 - Manny's First DayNew arrival Manny is on a mission to impress as Bernard's assistant. But Bernard far from approves.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Lesbian and the MonkeyPauline struggles to adapt to life on the outside when she secures an early release from HMP Clitclink. A heavily pregnant Barbara takes a night off from Babs' Cabs to throw a gender-bender party. And the mysterious Dr Carlton invites a private patient to his very peculiar practice.
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 2, Episode 19Ian Stone discovers the Germans only look forward, Tiff Stevenson is getting old, Stephen Grant is a pedant and Jimeoin talks smells in toilets.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 5Things go from bad to worse when Josie makes a catastrophic error of judgement. A chance encounter leads Oregon to fall for a sexy librarian, JP makes a 'local' friend, Vod falls in love, while Howard turns detective in a bid to catch an intruder.
Minder
Series 10, Episode 6 - All Quiet On The West End FrontLong-running comedy drama about the London criminal underworld, focusing on dodgy entrepreneur Arthur Daley and his 'minder', Terry.
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 5 - Kali The Genetic EngineerNelson's French penfriend Christian arrives for a visit, but brings rabies with him. Destiny discovers that her new boyfriend is a pimp organised by her owner Gary to get her to produce pups. When Kali is caught up in a pigeon cull, she resolves to take revenge on humankind.
Little Britain
Series 3, Episode 5Sir Norman has explaining to do. Vicky does a spot of babysitting. Lou finishes cementing the patio at
Andy's house.
Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 6 - Destiny The Infection RiskNelson falls in love with Sandra, a mangy, flea-ridden fox whom he meets at the rubbish tip while rescuing Marion. Gary angers Kali after he erects anti-pigeon spikes on the pub walls, but Destiny is overjoyed when he enters her into a competition.
A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 6Sketches include the puppy appeal, an examination of violence and Tony of Plymouth.
Asylum
Episode 1 - Strange BedfellowsAfter a year in the El Rican embassy Dan is bored, depressed and has no hope of getting out - his only chance is to push his case in an interview with the Guardian.
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 2, Highlights Special - The Best OfAll the best bits from the rip-roaring second series of Alexander Armstrong's panel show in which the crème de la crème of British comedy make up their own questions.
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
Bob Servant
Series 2, Episode 1 - The VanBob and Frank are back running their fleet of burger vans when a potential love interest for Frank threatens to come between them.
Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 3 - Ben Fogle, Janet Street Porter, Greg DaviesPresenter and adventurer Ben Fogle, journalist Janet Street Porter and comic Greg Davies try to dump in Room 101 multi-channel TV, Extreme Fishing With Robson Green and an old man in a village in Spain who appears to hate Greg.