Television
TV schedule Monday 17th November 2014
6am
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The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 3 - Sex, Lies And Exercise TapeCaroline boasts she is having an affair with Charlie.
7am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 7, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
7:30am
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7:55am
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
8:35am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:10am
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Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 2 - The Beast Of BogmoorThe annual fruit and vegetable competition is to be held at the castle, and Kaitlyn hopes to win. Gabe's resurrection of an old 'Beast of Bogmoor' legend could well upset events.
10:05am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 6 - Available For WeddingsClegg demonstrates his theories about the safety of studded tyres.
10:25am
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Mr Bean
A selection of four episodes of the animated version of Rowan Atkinson's comic creation.
10:35am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 2 - Head Of YearNathan finally decides to ask Miss Poppy out, but it's on the day that Draper is to select a head of year and Josh is determined that Nathan gets the post instead of Thorne.
10:45am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty BangWhen Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...
11am
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Fit
Episode 11Featuring the world's dumbest cheerleaders, mime artists trying their hand at being physios, and sports presenter Kenny Maul's worst moments on TV. Sport has never been so silly.
11:25am
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
11:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 24 - The New RideThe Lady Mayoress is coming to open the park's new ghost train so Sooty and the gang are determined to impress. But when Richard's best suit is ruined and Sweep is put in charge of the banners, it's a race against time to get everything ready. With special guest star Ann Widdecombe.
12:05pm
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One Man's Meat
Comedy pilot starring and written by Ronnie Barker. A man is forced to go on a crash starvation diet by his wife.
12:45pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 7, Episode 8Hugely popular and long-running sketch show that established Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker as two of the biggest names in British comedy.
1pm
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The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 4 - Where's Beryl?London is the 'fun place' to be according to Sandra - it's where Robert is! And it quickly becomes apparent Paul's there too. Securing the last two rooms in a small hotel, the girls head south in anticipation of romance.
1:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
1:40pm
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
1:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 41 - A Royal MakeoverMr Bean decides to decorate his room in the style of Buckingham Palace and selects the same wallpaper as the Queen has. Meanwhile, his landlady, Mrs Wicket, suffers from delusions of grandeur and crowns herself Queen of the Street!
2pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 42 - Super MarrowMr Bean finds himself in a race to grow a giant marrow with his next-door neighbour. There is prize money at stake and a chance to get his photo in the papers. As the competition hots up, Mr Bean's gardening techniques become more inventive, unconventional and desperate.
2:10pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 2, Episode 2 - Head Of YearNathan finally decides to ask Miss Poppy out, but it's on the day that Draper is to select a head of year and Josh is determined that Nathan gets the post instead of Thorne.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 1 - Stand By Your ManAfter seven years, Darryl and Chris are to be released from prison. Tracey is really happy, Sharon isn't; she doesn't want to see Chris and she thinks she'll have to move out of the house when Darryl returns.
2:20pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 15This week's episode featured an easily torn painting on EastEnders, Chris Tarrant's stressful game show The Colour of Money and Billy Connolly introducing a documentary at length.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 21 - AbracadabraShaun retrieves the Farmer's discarded magic set and puts on a magic show, but inadvertently makes members of the flock disappear.
3:15pm
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 25 - The Marching BandRichard is preparing a show that will blow everything away and the gang are desperate to take part. But what can Sweep do? With his bagpipes and batons causing nothing but trouble, Sooty comes up with some mischief of his own.
4:10pm
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Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 15 - Management DecisionBill and Faith's relationship is on the rocks again when Bill goes on a training weekend with Liza, and Faith flies off with plans of her own.
4:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 2 - An Almighty BangWhen Von Flockenstuffen announces plans for a daring raid to capture Churchill, to be run from the chateau, the Colonel decides it is time to have Von Klinkerhoffen reinstated. Meanwhile, back at the Café, the LeClercs are stuck inside a wall...
4:40pm
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Fresh Fields
Series 4, Episode 8 - Happy ReturnsAfter a relaxing Italian break, the Fields are heading back to Barnes. Unfortunately, her habit of collecting items leads to William putting his back out when moving one of her suitcases - with her birthday just days away, what will he and Sonia be able to pull off?
5pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 6 - Available For WeddingsClegg demonstrates his theories about the safety of studded tyres.
5:15pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Right Way To TravelMildred's desperate for a holiday, and has heard of a nice, cheap package tour to Majorca available. The only catch? It's for members of the Conservative Party...
5:30pm
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Boj
Episode 31 - The DucklingRupa discovers a little lost duckling. How can they get it to swim to its family on the duck-pond island? With Mia's toy duck and Boj's boj-a-boom idea!
5:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 43 - A Running BattleIt is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!
5:40pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 8, Episode 16This week's episode featured a chicken using the remote control, a new (knitted) character on EastEnders and a jelly wobbling for entertainment.
5:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
6pm
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The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 4 - Where's Beryl?London is the 'fun place' to be according to Sandra - it's where Robert is! And it quickly becomes apparent Paul's there too. Securing the last two rooms in a small hotel, the girls head south in anticipation of romance.
6:10pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Special - One Flew Over The Cuckoo ClockBoycie and Marlene are invited to spend Christmas in Switzerland with some new friends they met at the Agricultural Ball to discuss a new business venture. Is this the entrance to High Society that they are looking for? However, nothing goes to plan and they miss the surprise laid on for them by old friends.
6:40pm
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Bread
Series 6, Episode 4Shifty tries to convince Martina that he has changed but ends up taking his passengers on an unexpected trip. Adrian and Jack are both competing for Leonora's affections...
7pm
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 12 - A Matter Of Life And DeathLee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.
7:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
7:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 2 - Go West Young ManRodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 1 - Preserve The RomanceCurmudgeonly GP Martin Ellingham's plans to resume his career as a consultant in London are put on hold with the birth of the baby he fathered with his now estranged partner, Louisa Glasson.
8pm
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:30pm
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Room 101
Series 2, Episode 3 - Ben Fogle, Janet Street Porter, Greg DaviesPresenter and adventurer Ben Fogle, journalist Janet Street Porter and comic Greg Davies try to dump in Room 101 multi-channel TV, Extreme Fishing With Robson Green and an old man in a village in Spain who appears to hate Greg.
8:30pm30 min
Trollied
Series 4, Episode 3Some fake banknotes are doing the rounds and eager-to-please Rose shops a customer for the crime. His notes turn out to be fine, but the OAP won't let a teeny tiny detail like innocence stop her from administering her own unique form of justice. Could it cost Rose her job, though? Brian, on the other hand, has a bee in his bonnet about a parking space.
8:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 3 - Cash And CurryDel's swooping in on the deal of a life time - it could keep them all in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... The trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare!
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and guest panellists Godfrey Bloom and Victoria Coren Mitchell.
9:20pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 6 - GoodbyeeeThe time has finally come to go "over the top" and face the dreaded Hun on the battlefield. George is thrilled by the prospect, but Blackadder is still less than enthusiastic and resolves to call in an old trick and a long-standing favour owed to him by Field Marshal Haig...
9:45pm
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Some People With Jokes
Series 2, Episode 2 - Some Irish People With JokesIt's not just Irish eyes that are smiling when some of the Emerald Isle's finest exports tell their favourite jokes. Forget about the gift of the gab, this lot have got the gift of the gag.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.
10pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 5It's Comic Relief Day, and the office is awash with wackiness. All 19 stone of Keith is squeezed into a bright yellow Ali G costume, Sheila has become Wonder Woman and Gareth is hopping on one leg.
10pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 1, Episode 4Kingsley admits his virginity to Josie and agrees to lose it with her, but has sex with Ruth first.
10pm
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Jimmy Carr Live: Comedian
Stand-up laughs from leading comedian Jimmy Carr, released as 2007's Comedian DVD.
10pm30 min
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 28, Episode 7Singer Michael Ball, grime artist Lethal Bizzle, Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney and comedian Sarah Millican are this week's guests.
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 3 - TherapyWhen Lucy enrols at Night School on a training course in counselling, Lee takes advantage of her new-found skill to help patch things up with his father. But the joint therapy sessions throw up more questions than answers.
10pm30 min
Some Girls
Series 3, Episode 1Viva is surprised when Rocky tells her he is dropping out of school. She tries to persuade him that it's not a good idea, but Rocky has another, even bigger, surprise for Viva. Holli is saving for a secret project whilst Amber is worried about Brandon, who seems to have disappeared.
10pm50 min
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
10:35pm30 min
Scot Squad
Series 1, Episode 3The officers attend to noisy neighbours, an ice cream van man serving hard liquor and a raid on an arcade.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
10:40pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 6Brent is made redundant. The news of his departure is not having the devastating effect on the office that he would have liked, but brighter things are on the horizon as Inside Paper are writing a feature on him.
10:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 4 - ConferenceDetermined to put a stop to Lucy flirting at an Annual Trade Conference in order to get work, Lee takes evasive action.
10:50pm
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 1 - Jeremy TherapisedChannel 4's longest-running, award-winning sitcom returns for a new series.
10:50pm30 min
Toast Of London
Series 2, Episode 3 - The MoosetrapA return to the West End stage in the legendary 'whodunnit' play The Moose Trap is seriously jeopardized when Toast reveals the killer's identity in a radio interview. As attendances at the show dwindle, Toast is forced to look elsewhere for employment. When the job of the announcer on a legendary University quiz show becomes available, he is very keen to land the job. But first he will have to impress the show's fearsome (and famously rude) host.
11pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 3, Episode 1Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby, Fearne Cotton and Rufus Hound are joined by DJ Dave Berry, Corrie actor Craig Gazey and model and WAG Abbey Clancy. Japes, jokes, gossip and star guests, including a new regular round featuring X Factor twins Jedward.
11:15pm
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Psychobitches
Series 2, Episode 5This week's sketches feature Jack Whitehall as a disgruntled Maria von Trapp, Frances Barber as two-faced sideshow hermaphrodite Josephine Joseph and Katy Brand as dancing tour de force Isadora Duncan.
11:15pm50 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Highlights Special - Christmas Highlights SpecialIn this special Christmas episode, Russell Howard offers up all the best bits from the current series of Good News, alongside previously unseen material.
11:20pm
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Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
11:20pm
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Peep Show
Series 8, Episode 2 - Business Secrets Of The PharaohsMark gets a lucky break when his book, Business Secrets of The Pharaohs, is accepted by a 'publisher'. And Jeremy, in an attempt to kick-start a career for himself, enrols on a life coaching course.
11:20pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 7, Episode 5 - Gordon Ramsay, Michael Palin, Katherine Jenkins, Carey Mulligan, KasabianJonathan welcomes top TV chef Gordon Ramsay, comedy legend Michael Palin, singing sensation Katherine Jenkins and the star of Inside Llewyn Davis, the award-winning actor Carey Mulligan. Music comes from one of the UK's biggest bands, Kasabian.
11:20pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 3 - 50/50Jen has a new admirer, but his romantic gesture goes horribly wrong when Jen's inability to tell the truth results in a very public humiliation. Meanwhile, Moss and Roy conduct an experiment with a 'lonely hearts' website.
11:25pm
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
11:50pm
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PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 5 - Come Dine With WeAs a 'Personality Greeter' is added to the staff roster, and a busking saxophonist vies for Janine's affections, Ashley realises a lifelong ambition; while Jerwayne finds that race can still be a barrier to love.
11:50pm
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Plebs
Series 1, Episode 1 - The OrgyThings take an upward turn for the boys when Marcus meets some fit Britons in the courtyard and Stylax finds a flyer to an orgy. With his grocery budget now spent on orgy tickets, Grumio must scrimp and save in order to put food on the table.
Midnight
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 4, Episode 3Sketches include the innuendo barman, the "Little Girl" song, and how to make tea. Guest stars Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle.
12:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 7The boys are back to jest over another week's polls, with Jamie Cullum, Kirsty Young, Joe Wilkinson and Katherine Ryan.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.
12:20am
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PhoneShop
Series 2, Episode 6 - Revenge Of The RazzFeeling sidelined and unloved, Christopher is offered a new sales job by headhunter Dean Bisk, while Ashley and Jerwayne find themselves drafted into Razz Prince's Elite Selling Krew. Is this the end for PhoneShop Sutton as we know it?
12:20am60 min version (repeat)
12:20am
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Viral Tap
Episode 8Caroline Flack, Matt Richardson and Carly Smallman are joined for a final week of clips, with Ollie Locke and Louis Smith.
12:30am
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Some Girls
Series 3, Episode 1Viva is surprised when Rocky tells her he is dropping out of school. She tries to persuade him that it's not a good idea, but Rocky has another, even bigger, surprise for Viva. Holli is saving for a secret project whilst Amber is worried about Brandon, who seems to have disappeared.
12:30am
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Puppy Love
Episode 1Rivalries flair when Naomi Singh enrols unruly Golden Retriever pup, Charlie into Nana V's classes.
12:40am
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Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.
12:50am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
1am
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Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 4, Episode 3With guest panellists Kimberly Wyatt, Russell Kane, Romesh Ranganathan and Dane Baptiste.
1:20am
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 6 - GoodbyeeeThe time has finally come to go "over the top" and face the dreaded Hun on the battlefield. George is thrilled by the prospect, but Blackadder is still less than enthusiastic and resolves to call in an old trick and a long-standing favour owed to him by Field Marshal Haig...
1:20am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 6Alexander Armstrong hosts the news quiz, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, and guest panellists Godfrey Bloom and Victoria Coren Mitchell.
1:25am
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Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
2am
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 6Brent is made redundant. The news of his departure is not having the devastating effect on the office that he would have liked, but brighter things are on the horizon as Inside Paper are writing a feature on him.
2am
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Bad Robots
Series 1, Episode 1In this first episode, student Barney ties himself in knots when posting a fragile wedding present using the TezCorp Frank and Send machine, and a photo booth believes its users would prefer to have their passport photo printed on a shower curtain or a duvet cover.
2:10am
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
2:15am
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This Is Jinsy
Series 1, Episode 2 - CupboardsIt's been ten days since the Great He last made contact, and Arbiter Maven is starting to worry.
2:15am
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 3 - TherapyWhen Lucy enrols at Night School on a training course in counselling, Lee takes advantage of her new-found skill to help patch things up with his father. But the joint therapy sessions throw up more questions than answers.
2:25am
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Big Bad World
Episode 5Beth's new man, Sandy, is an activist who the gang haven't taken to. Things escalate when Eggman gets a job at the new local supermarket, to Sandy's complete disgust.
2:30am
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Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
2:45am
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Not Going Out
Series 6, Episode 4 - ConferenceDetermined to put a stop to Lucy flirting at an Annual Trade Conference in order to get work, Lee takes evasive action.
2:50am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 1 - Stand By Your ManAfter seven years, Darryl and Chris are to be released from prison. Tracey is really happy, Sharon isn't; she doesn't want to see Chris and she thinks she'll have to move out of the house when Darryl returns.
3am
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 4, Episode 3Sketches include the innuendo barman, the "Little Girl" song, and how to make tea. Guest stars Imelda Staunton and Clive Mantle.
3:25am
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Some Girls
Series 3, Episode 1Viva is surprised when Rocky tells her he is dropping out of school. She tries to persuade him that it's not a good idea, but Rocky has another, even bigger, surprise for Viva. Holli is saving for a secret project whilst Amber is worried about Brandon, who seems to have disappeared.
3:30am
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Big Train
Sketch show featuring stars including Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Kevin Eldon, Julia Davis and Catherine Tate.