Television
TV schedule Thursday 9th October 2014
5:35pm10 min
Boj
Episode 24 - The Big, Big Bike RideBoj and Mia are riding their bikes around Giggly Park, but Mia feels babyish about still having training wheels. Can she get the confidence to ride on two wheels?
6:10pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 6 - Please Mind Your HeadHyacinth and Richard spend their first night in their new weekend retreat. But plans to become part of the "country set" go horribly wrong as the apartment proves a little on the "bijou" side.
6:50pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - No Peace For The WickedIt's Saturday afternoon and it's a beautiful day outside, but all Fletch wants is an uninterrupted afternoon in his cell with his dirty magazine. Unfortunately he has an endless stream of visitors, keen to divert his attentions in several other directions.
7:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 7, Episode 2This week's episode featured Star Psychic, Betty's werewolf impression and hamster in a box on Emmerdale, Transvestite Wives and their lookalike status ("You might think you've never met a transvestite, but chances are you have") a text message from Steve McDonald and Jack announcing Vera's death on Coronation Street, American Princess, their funny names and Paul Burrell ("How long till Paul Burrell mentions Princess Diana game?", "You either love me or hate me...Hate you"), Linda Lusardi and the sun, Heather seeing a mirror, dancers getting arrows in their backs and Ian's lost key with Harry tickling in EastEnders, Dancing on Ice's required element and lopsided glasses wearer who looks a bit like David Baddiel of the week.
8pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 4 - It's Only Rock And RollRodney's joined a band (on drums), and really believes that they could be the next big thing. Del's not so convinced, but, spying an opportunity to make a few bob, offers to act as their manager. Their first gig doesn't go well at all, but which one of the brothers will be proved right?
8:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 3The arrival of Dad's goddaughter from Australia has an unfortunate effect on the Brockman household. Mum and Jake also have visitors to stay and Ben's role in Spartacus - The Musical is under threat.
9pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 3 - MovieLucy is fed up of Lee treating her flat as if he owns it. He promises to change but omits to mention that he has already let the flat out to a film director who is paying Lee £500 to use the flat while Lucy's out at work.
9pm60 min
Bad Bridesmaid
Episode 5Phoebe and her synthesizer set about bring mischief and mayhem to the proceedings of a hen party.
9:20pm
(repeat)
Fawlty Towers
Series 2, Episode 1 - Communication ProblemsIt's St. George's Day, and when a Mrs Alice Richards books into Fawlty Towers expecting a room with sea view, Basil's temper begins to boil. Meanwhile, a racing tip from a rare satisfied guest could land him in it with Sybil.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 4 - DancingLucy and Tim's parents, Geoffrey and Wendy, are separating. Geoffrey moves into Lucy's flat, banishing Lee to the sofa. To get his room back and avoid being thrown onto the street, Lee must now play Relate Counsellor to patch up the marriage.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 11Dara O Briain and the team fell another week's news tree and pick off its satirical leaves. With guests Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Zoe Lyons.
10pm
(repeat)
Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 4When Mac and Rocket set fire to part of the base, Nick takes the blame and as a punishment has to look after a Government Minister who is visiting the base.
10pm30 min
Detectorists
Series 1, Episode 2Lance and Andy haven't told anyone that they are hot on the trail of the Holy Grail of metal detecting: the final resting place of King Sexred of the East Saxons. Except that members of the rival detecting club already seem to know all about it. Who is the mole?
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 5 - X Factor SpecialKeith and Gino are joined by guest team captain, X Factor judge Louis Walsh. Their guests are Mel B, Emma Bunton, Tulisa Contostavlos and Sarah-Jane Crawford.
10pm30 min
Lovesick
Scrotal Recall, Episode 2 - AnnaIn a flashback to 18 months ago, Luke is enjoying the best sex of his life with psychology student Cleo, but he's keen to avoid deep conversation in case she realises that he is actually quite shallow.
10:05pm
(repeat)
Come Fly With Me
Episode 6Peter and Judith have got mixed up in the dark arts of voodoo on their latest disastrous package holiday.
10:20pm
(repeat)
10:30pm
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 18, Episode 1Jimmy Carr, Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jack Dee, Rob Beckett, Radio 1 DJ Gemma Cairney and Made In Chelsea's Jamie Laing.
10:30pm
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 5 - Will Is Home AloneWill's mum is away for a weekend with old schoolfriend Fergus. Will is left home alone and the other boys take full advantage of the situation.
10:45pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 7Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Plebs
Series 2, Episode 4 - The PatronGrumio falls ill after eating an apple on the loo. Marcus refuses to pay for his medical treatment, preferring instead to go with Cynthia's remedy of candlelight and prayer. Stylax strikes up a rapport with rich nobleman Gaius, who agrees to fund his charioteering career.
11pm
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Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Surprise & The Crisis PlanParty guests fear for their lives and earthquake survivors consider cannibalism. David Mitchell and Katherine Parkinson are your star storytellers for these ripping dark yarns.
11pm
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11pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 1 - Jen The FredoJen wants to stretch herself in the workplace so applies for the post of Entertainment Manager.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Dapper Laughs: On The Pull
Episode 2Dapper Laughs takes another lad who is terrible at getting female attention and teaches him all the tricks of the trade.
11:25pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 6 - I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoLinda's outraged when Tom announces his intention to marry a woman. But she needn't fret: his betrothed is a lesbian who merely needs to stay in the country for her girlfriend. Linda struggles to understand the situation, but there is just a week before the big day...
11:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 3 - MovieLucy is fed up of Lee treating her flat as if he owns it. He promises to change but omits to mention that he has already let the flat out to a film director who is paying Lee £500 to use the flat while Lucy's out at work.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 1, Episode 4Jimmy Carr hosts another mix of entertainment. Tonight's guests are American singing sensation and ex-X Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger, UK chart toppers Kaiser Chiefs, Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, the reunited Beautiful South singers Paul Heaton and Jacqui Abbott and phenomenal Japanese speciality act Enra. Also, a preview of the new West End production of Andrew Lloyd-Webber musical Cats.