Television
TV schedule Saturday 4th October 2014
7:05am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of Harry Hill's take on a week of telly.
7:25am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 11 - The Wendy HouseSoo has lost her favourite necklace. Sooty and Sweep want to cheer her up so they decide to decorate her old wendy house.
7:35am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 33 - Pigs Swill FlyThe farm is looking spotless and everyone is on their best behaviour when the dreaded farm inspector pays a visit. But while the inspector checks out the inside of the farmhouse, war breaks out in the field between the sheep and the pigs. Can Bitzer prevent the inspector from noticing as the chaos escalates outside?
7:40am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 45 - HaircutAfter accidentally rescuing a kitten from a tree, Mr Bean is about to get his picture in the newspaper. The photographer arrives with the grateful owner but disaster strikes when Mr Bean is upstaged by his hair!
8:35am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:40am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the third series of the time-travel sitcom.
11am
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On The Fiddle
Forces comedy starring Alfred Lynch as a wide-boy desperate to make a bit of money and avoid conflict at all costs.
11:35am
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 1Aunt Dahlia is again making demands of Bertie; this time, he's to arrange for an antique cow-shaped milk creamer to be turned over to Uncle Tom's possession. Unfortunately, there's a fascist and a near-senile judge to contend with first...
12:45pm
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Jeeves And Wooster
Series 2, Episode 2Ever more romantic entanglements are afoot at Totleigh Towers, as Harold refuses to steal a policeman's helmet, and is immediately disowned by his bethrothed, Stephanie. Meanwhile, Gussie's nerve-avoidance technique almost comes him a cropper at the hands of Spode, and Madeline appears less keen to marry him, than to marry Bertie!
2pm
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The Two Ronnies Spectacle
Episode 1 - Two Ronnies Become OneNew and exclusive to Gold, a charming insight into the life and work of one of the UK's favourite double acts begins with the story of how they came together.
2:05pm
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Horrible Histories
A selection of episodes from the third and fifth series of the historical sketch show.
2:30pm
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About A Boy
Film based on Nick Hornby's novel about a bittersweet friendship built up between a cynical, selfish man and a bullied 11 year old boy.
3pm
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Carry On Sergeant
The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.
4:30pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Otherwise EngagedWhen Denise recognises René as her long-lost childhood sweetheart, she sets him free - after beginning arrangements for their wedding. Meanwhile, Helga continues to try to work her way into Gruber's confidence.
4:45pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 5 - Sickness & WealthDel is reluctant to go to the doctor's with his "jippy" tummy. He's also suffering cash flow problems, and - unbeknownst to Rodney - the family face eviction from the flat. A chance comment from Albert could hold the solution; or it could make things far worse.
5:25pm
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Millie Inbetween
Series 1, Episode 1 - Surprise PartyMillie contrives a power-cut to reunite her divorced parents for sister Lauren's birthday.
5:35pm
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Off Their Rockers
Series 2, Episode 6Seb learns to twerk and gets tied to a lamppost, Rosie strips to reveal rather unusual undergarments, and Sonia's sat-nav has a mind of its own.
5:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 6 - Little ProblemsRodney's wedding is approaching and Del has promised him money for the deposit on his new flat. However, he's also unknowingly promised the same money to the Driscoll brothers, two local thugs who he inadvertently did business with. Will it be Rodney's hopes or Del's body to take a beating?
5:55pm
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All At Sea
Series 2, Episode 2 - ChickenWhen Charlie and his pals try to exploit Kevin's prize chicken for cash they find themselves in conflict with their families, their poshest neighbour and a local organic chef.
6:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 5 - Strictly No DancingThe farmer hits the dance floor and attempts to learn how to ballroom dance using Pidsley as his dancing partner. The din they create annoys the sheep so much that Shaun decides to stop them.
7pm
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dinnerladies
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Victoria Wood sitcom.
7pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
7pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Writing On The WallJim's latest drive to slim down the Civil Service has won favour with both the PM and Cabinet colleagues, but Sir Humphrey is bitterly opposed to the plans. However, the pair are forced to put the disagreement aside when it becomes apparent that they could both be adversely affected.
7pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 1, Episode 1 - The Wrestler's TombA celebrated artist has been killed, with a beautiful model bound and gagged by his side. The police are baffled - so it is just as well that Jonathan Creek accidentally spears Maddy's hand with a cocktail stick...
7pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the third series of Channel 4's longest running sitcom.
7:30pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
7:40pm
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Yes Minister
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Right To KnowJim is on his high-horse about what he needs to know - and that's everything. Sir Humphrey, on the other hand, believes he should only know what he wants him to know, and begins swamping the Minister with useless information. Soon trouble is brewing over the detail of a badger colony at Hayward's Spinney.
8pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 1 - Danse MacabreThe Halloween murder of a best-selling writer could have come straight from her own chillers. Jonathan is busy with an opera-singing stripper and a bath, so has Maddy learned enough about the illusory arts to solve this case alone?
8pm
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Twenty Twelve
Series 1, Episode 1With time ticking inexorably downwards, the marketing team come up with a major public event to mark the '1000 days to go' milestone.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 2 - A Star Is BornAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
8:20pm
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Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 2, Episode 5Lee Mack is joined by Jimmy Carr, Chris Packham and Kimberly Walsh.
8:30pm
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Twenty Twelve
Series 1, Episode 2A visiting group of dignitaries from Rio is in London for the week. All the team have to do is to meet the Brazilian delegation and take them by coach to the Olympic Stadium to meet Lord Sebastian Coe. What could possibly go wrong?
8:45pm
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Dad's Army
Series 5, Episode 10 - Brain Versus BrawnThe Colonel is unamused by his superiors' plans to forge a commando-style unit of younger Home Guard. In order to prove his point, he invites Mainwaring's platoon to take part in a special exercise...
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 30th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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Coupling
A repeat run of the entire first series.
9pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
9pm
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Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm65 min
Through The Keyhole
Series 2, Episode 6Joining Keith on the panel this week are TOWIE star Joey Essex, presenter Vernon Kay and maths whizz Carol Vorderman.
9:30pm20 min
The Cool Beans Television Show
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Reviews Are InThumbwars with celebrities, peculiar dream sequences, guest appearances from comedian Joe Wilkinson & musician HarleyLikesMusic and much more feature on this episode.
9:40pm
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?
9:50pm
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The Job Lot
Series 2, Episode 2The temperature rises at Brownall when a local hot-tub manufacturer wants to recruit a new sales team - and Trish and Karl each tell a lie which spirals out of control.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 2 - Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman, Jon RichardsonWelsh comic Rhod Gilbert introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Kerry Godliman, and Jon Richardson at his misanthropic best.
10pm
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Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 4 - PoogleThe award-winning comic opines on life's little oddities, including micro-chipped cats, over-familiarity in coffee shops, self-driving cars, QR codes and cybersquatting.
10:15pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 4Keith Lemon welcomes team captains Gino D'Acampo and Fearne Cotton as they go head-to-head alongside TOWIE's Chloe Sims, comedian Johnny Vegas, antiques expert David Dickinson and TV presenter Alison Hammond.
10:20pm
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
10:30pm
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Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sports DayIt's Abbey Grove sports day. Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet.
10:50pm
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The Inbetweeners
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of the E4 sitcom.
11pm
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 1, Episode 4Includes a pioneering new medical technique called "Hammers", and a chance to jump off a cliff for just two quid.
11pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 13, Episode 4 - Strictly Come Dancing, John Bishop, Samuel L Jackson, Ella HendersonAlan Carr is joined by by the stars of Strictly Come Dancing; Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop ahead of his new Supersonic arena tour; and Samuel L. Jackson drops in for a chat. Music is from Ella Henderson who performs Glow live in the studio.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
11:40pm
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
12:20am
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Sean Lock: Stand Up
Sean Lock, one of Britain's favourite comedians and star of 8 Out Of 10 Cats shares his live show, recorded at the Hammersmith Apollo in 2008.
12:30am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
12:40am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 13, Episode 4 - Strictly Come Dancing, John Bishop, Samuel L Jackson, Ella HendersonAlan Carr is joined by by the stars of Strictly Come Dancing; Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop ahead of his new Supersonic arena tour; and Samuel L. Jackson drops in for a chat. Music is from Ella Henderson who performs Glow live in the studio.
1am
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1:05am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
1:30am
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Bad Education
Series 3, Episode 3 - Sports DayIt's Abbey Grove sports day. Fraser has hired the most inappropriate new sports teacher to oversee events - Preet.
1:40am
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Bottom
Series 2, Episode 1 - DiggerEddie and Richie try a video dating service, and for the latter a match comes up rather quickly! Naturally, he's lied and claimed to be aristocracy, but that's not going to stop him losing his virginity! Is it?
2am45 min version (repeat)
2am
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Seann Walsh's Late Night Comedy Spectacular
2014, Episode 1From deep inside The Caves at the Edinburgh Fringe, comedy superstar Seann Walsh presents some of the most exciting new acts from 2014. Multi award-winning John Kearns, Rhys James, Luisa Omielan, Dane Baptiste, Celia Pacquola, John Hastings, Rebecca Humphries, Omar Hamdi and Fern Brady all star.
2:10am
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Harry Enfield & Chums
Series 1, Episode 5Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
2:40am
(repeat)
That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 1, Episode 4Includes a pioneering new medical technique called "Hammers", and a chance to jump off a cliff for just two quid.
2:45am45 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 6, Episode 7Russell Howard once again offers his distinctive take on what has happened in the world this week, with an energetic and entertaining look at the news stories that have dominated the media and caught his eye.
3am
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Impractical Jokers
Series 2, Episode 1The jokers cause havoc when they take over a bakery, risk a punch in the face as they secretly try to touch strangers with just their noses, clear the streets with an obscene megaphone they can't control and kiss strangers' toes when they work at a foot spa.
3am
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The Café
Series 2, Episode 5 - Mum's The WordSarah can't help thinking that Richard is making a mistake marrying Ava. Meanwhile, pal Chloe tos and fros about whether or not to keep the baby.
3:10am
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The Thick Of It
Series 3, Episode 5Nicola and Peter Mannion are invited onto BBC Radio 5 Live for a debate on Richard Bacon's late-night phone-in programme.
3:30am
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Impractical Jokers
Series 2, Episode 2The jokers become the world's worst receptionists; lurk in a park trying to trade ridiculous secrets with passing strangers; give boardroom presentations that will cause them severe embarrassment; and visit the supermarket to try and hide as many pencils as they can on unsuspecting shoppers.
3:30am
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The Café
Series 2, Episode 6 - Stags Or HensIt's the night before the wedding and emotions run high as Richard and Ava say their goodbyes to singledom.
4am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.