Television
TV schedule Thursday 2nd October 2014
6:10pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Job For RichardRichard is far from happy when Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive.
6:50pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Episode 2 - Heartbreak HotelBeing on the inside doesn't stop Godber romancing his fiancée, Denise, although events on the outside ensure the path of true love doesn't run smoothly. An unexpected letter leads to Godber having to explain his actions to the governor, but are there blue skies on the horizon?
7:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Series 6, Episode 9This week's episode featured Bear Grylls demonstrating how to get out of an ice hole, Harry's Crunchie bar gets snatched and Pearl on her way to the front door on Emmerdale.
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 7 - Who's A Pretty Boy?Denzil is nervous about letting the Trotters decorate his flat because, if they do it wrong, he has to face the wrath of his wife, Corinne. She still hasn't forgiven Del for messing up the catering at her wedding but, as long as they heed her warning to stay out of the kitchen, nothing can go wrong...
8:40pm
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Outnumbered
Series 5, Episode 2Another hectic week in the Brockman household as Mum battles with a printer that is playing mind games.
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 1 - DrugsAfter a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
9pm60 min
Bad Bridesmaid
Episode 4This time, bride-to-be Leanne must convince her hens that straight-laced 'Bobbie' is her fiancé's relative and not an imposter within the bridal party.
9:20pm
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Fawlty Towers
Series 1, Episode 5 - Gourmet NightA local restauranteur and friend to the Fawltys, André, helps them arrange a special gourmet night in the hotel restaurant in order to make the best use of new chef Kurt's considerable talents...
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 2 - DebbieWhen a twenty-year old girl turns up on Lee's doorstep and announces that he might be her father, Lee goes into immediate denial. Until, that is, he remembers a one-night stand he had at a party that Tim threw to celebrate the end of his accountancy exams back in the 1980s. Is Lee mature - or rich enough - to be a father?
10pm
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 5Immigration officer Ian Foot pulls in Taaj for questioning as part of a random security check.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 10Dara O Briain and the team scale another week's news mountain and plant their satirical flag at the top. With guests James Acaster, Ed Byrne, Sara Pascoe and Josh Widdicombe.
10pm
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Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 3Nick needs some peace and quiet so he can focus on building a forensic profile of the Taliban bomber, but his team are constantly annoying him.
10pm30 min
Detectorists
Series 1, Episode 1Following a chance encounter with a young history student, Lance and Andy embark on a journey towards the discovery of a lifetime. All they need to do is get permission from the local landowner, the mad one who is rumoured to have done away with his wife.
10pm50 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 12, Episode 4Keith Lemon welcomes team captains Gino D'Acampo and Fearne Cotton as they go head-to-head alongside TOWIE's Chloe Sims, comedian Johnny Vegas, antiques expert David Dickinson and TV presenter Alison Hammond.
10pm30 min
Lovesick
Scrotal Recall, Episode 1 - AbigailFollowing his STI diagnosis, Dylan sets in search of the first girl on his list, Abigail, whom he met at a wedding.
10:20pm
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10:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Trip To WarwickSimon and his new girlfriend Tara are going to visit her sister at university.
10:40pm
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Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 6There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.
10:40pm
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Tonight At The London Palladium
Series 1, Episode 3Jack Whitehall is joined by guests including Lionel Richie, The Script, Gemma Arterton and The Made In Dagenham musical cast.
10:50pm
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Plebs
Series 2, Episode 3 - The BabyWhile doing the recycling, Grumio finds a baby behind the bins and takes it home to raise as his own. Stylax uses it to strike up a relationship with an attractive young wet nurse. Meanwhile, Marcus tries to avoid seeing Cynthia's painfully boring one-woman play.
11pm
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Crackanory
Series 2, Episode 2 - Man's Best Friend & Return To SenderBen Miller and Sue Perkins read two superbly twisted tales. A scientist creates the perfect wife using his dog's brain and a convict escapes from jail by mailing herself out!
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 8, Episode 5Jamie Carragher, Jimmy Carr and Kirsty Gallacher take part in the sporting fun.
11pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 3, Episode 6 - Calendar GeeksIn the final episode of the series, Reynholm Industries are proud to announce their first sexy nude calendar. Enough said, probably.
11:20pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 1, Episode 5 - Saturday Night DivaHorrified to realise it's Saturday night and he's not got anything planned, Tom rushes out for an evening at one of London's top gay clubs in the hope of meeting someone. Back at Paradist Passage, Linda takes the opportunity to invite Jez round for a drink or twelve.
11:20pm
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Dapper Laughs: On The Pull
Episode 1In the first episode, Ricky from Coventry desperately needs Dapper's help. Will he take Dapper's advice and pull at the end of the night, or will he end up with an embarrassing fail?
11:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 1 - DrugsAfter a night spent out clubbing, Tim returns to the flat wearing the wrong coat, and convinces Lee to help him return it to its owner.
Midnight
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 1, Episode 1Sketches include Hugh's poem, Ted Cunterblast's The West Indies: A Nation of Cricketers and the haircut sketch ("Bitchmother Come Light My Bottom" by Sir William - Now Lord - Rees-Mogg).