Television
TV schedule Tuesday 9th September 2014
6am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 11 - The LodgerBetween decimalisation and inflation the Butlers are feeling the pinch. Blakey suggests the family take in a lodger - and he happens to know someone who's looking. Unfortunately for Stan, there's no spare bedroom at home...
7am
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The Two Ronnies
Series 1, Episode 2Further entertainment hosted by and starring Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker.
7:30am10 min
7:40am
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Boj
Episode 7 - Giggly HolidayBoj shares a postcard from the Bleat's Hawaiian holiday with Mia and he discovers that the Twitches haven't had a holiday. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea and asks Mr Cloppity and the buddies to help him create a mini Hawaii in Giggly Park as a big surprise for the Twitches. Aloha!
7:50am
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
8:40am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:05am
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Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 2 - Love At First SightDani thinks she has met the man of her dreams at a party. The next day, though, she has second thoughts. His mother works at McHurties, so dropping him may be difficult. Jack has one spare ticket for the Monster Truck Ballet. Max and Ben get into a no-holds-barred competition to be the one to go with him.
10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 6 - Hail Smiling Morn Or ThereaboutsWhen Blamire buys himself a camera, Clegg, Compo and himself go in search of interesting things to take photographs of.
10:05am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 40 - Puppet KingCouncillor Cowdrey uses a puppet to get the townsfolk on his side - but the puppet develops a plan of its own!
10:15am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 10 - Elvis DetectorThe kids build a metal detector that develops a tendency to detect anything but metal.
10:30am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Early NightRichard plans an early night in preparation for Mr Slater's fitness class. But when Sooty's pet mouse escapes, and Sweep loses his favourite bone, his hopes of a good night's sleep look set for disaster.
10:35am
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Roy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Growing PainsRoy faces a dilemma when he becomes a little too attached to his new frog friends.
10:40am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
11:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 35 - Art ThiefWhen Mr Bean witnesses the theft of a major artwork on a trip to the National Gallery, he gives chase to the culprit and meets all manner of obstacles along the way.
11:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 1Hyacinth is appalled when she sees a strange man at Elizabeth's who appears to have spent the night there. What will it do to the property values?
11:25am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 36 - Scaredy BeanA trip to the cinema makes Mr Bean's imagination play tricks on him.
12pm
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Open All Hours
Series 1, Episode 1 - Full Of Mysterious Promise"Why don't we get engaged before we both grow a moustache?"
What's more fruitless - Arkwright's pursuit of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, or his attempt to sell tins of food without labels?
12:40pm
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The Two Ronnies
Series 1, Episode 2Further entertainment hosted by and starring Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker.
1:30pm
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
1:40pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
1:40pm
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Roy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Growing PainsRoy faces a dilemma when he becomes a little too attached to his new frog friends.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 3 - Baby Come BackSharon meets an old flame and her thoughts turn to marriage and motherhood.
2:30pm
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Hancock's Half Hour
Tony Hancock stars in Galton & Simpson's comic masterpiece, with his delusions of grandeur and acquaintances at the root of his every downfall.
3pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 2 - The CoconutThe Farmer returns from the fair triumphant after winning a coconut. He soon discovers getting into the coconut isn't as easy as it seems. Shaun and Bitzer take on the challenge and try every trick in the book, but it proves a tough nut to crack.
3:30pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 7 - The GenieWhen Sooty finds a magical lamp on the beach, he discovers that it contains a genie. But this genie causes nothing but mischief, and won't get back in the lamp. It's up to Sooty to sort things out. Guest starring Dave Benson Phillips.
3:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 6 - Hail Smiling Morn Or ThereaboutsWhen Blamire buys himself a camera, Clegg, Compo and himself go in search of interesting things to take photographs of.
4pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 9 - Ken KongDuring a swimming test in the middle of winter in the dreaded Strange Hill swimming pool, the kids discover a mysterious paradise island in the middle of the pool.
4:15pm
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Barbara
Series 2, Episode 7 - SistersJean is asked to provide some cover at the surgery, but her cheerful and informal approach to work does not impress Barbara. Meanwhile, Ted isn't getting on with the postman, Neil's having a rollercoaster romance with Linda's boss, and Martin's betting with Germans!
4:15pm
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4:20pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 1, Episode 6 - Red Nick's ColonelAngered by René's apparent death, the Communist Resistance capture Colonel Von Strohm and Captain Geering.
4:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 26 - WantedBean is mistaken for an escaped convict and carted off to jail.
4:50pm
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Never The Twain
Series 2, Episode 1 - Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed?Their children are married and the feuding fathers have called a truce - at least for the past two weeks. It takes a problem over the marital bed to re-ignite hostilies and, once again, Simon and Oliver are back in conflict.
5pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
5:20pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 10 - Safety FirstStan and Jack's interpretation of new safety regulations for getting buses in and out of the busy depot causes more accidents than they were designed to prevent.
5:30pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Slow Bus To ChingfordDel has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest money making scam, Trotter Ethnic Tours...
6pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 3, Episode 1 - Homes Fit For HeroesHarold tries to get his dad in an old people's home.
6pm
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Old De Front PageNews breaks in the barbershop when Desmond and the regulars find themselves held hostage by a couple of young, gun-wielding thugs.
6:10pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 1Hyacinth is appalled when she sees a strange man at Elizabeth's who appears to have spent the night there. What will it do to the property values?
6:25pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 7 - Mower MouthGoats will eat anything, including the sheep's grass - whilst they look on in horror!
6:40pm
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Bread
Series 1, Episode 6Billy finds out that he is to become a father, Joey learns of his dad's £500 gambling debt, Adrian is made redundant, Aveline's nude pictures are published and Jack buries a stolen candlestick in his Grandma's grave! A normal day for the Boswells.
6:50pm
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Porridge
Series 1, Episode 1 - New Faces, Old HandsIt's New Year's Day, and Fletch enters Slade Prison, along with two fellow prisoners, returning resident Heslop and new boy Godber. Fletch introduces Godber to the ways of survival inside - "little victories" over the warders and other staff - although his scheming doesn't quite have the desired effect.
7:20pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 1, Episode 5Howard suggests a 'Vicars and Tarts' theme for the annual dance, but in Martin's absence Paul is asked to help out. His array of close friends come in handy, and Martin is not best pleased.
7:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
8pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 6 - The Russians Are ComingThe threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of The Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One thing's guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...
8pm
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 6 - AnimalsGeraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 7On the show this week, Sean is joined by Vernon Kay and Henning Wehn, whilst celebrity chef Lorraine Pascale and Johnny Vegas are on Jon's team.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 5 - Lenny Henry, Ed Byrne and Andy ParsonsStand-up comedy from Lenny Henry, Andy Parsons and Ed Byrne.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Highlights Special - Best BitsJimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean and Jon for an episode of best bits from the 15th series. Among the guests featured are Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Danny Dyer, Joe Wilkinson and Alex Jones.
10pm
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 2 - DeathTim's grandmother dies, bringing him and Kate closer together, much to Lee's concern.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dirty GirlsJonny discovers that Janet has been keeping an old love letter from her ex, Andy. Janet convinces him it's just a bit of nostalgia from her childhood.
10pm
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Misfits
Series 1, Episode 3Alisha is having fun using and abusing her power, but she can't seem to get the one man she really wants - Curtis.
10pm
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Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 2, Episode 2 - 'Old De Front PageNews breaks in the barbershop when Desmond and the regulars find themselves held hostage by a couple of young, gun-wielding thugs.
10pm
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10pm60 min
Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
Series 2, Episode 1 - I Call Mine SallyDave Gorman shreds some naughty magazines and helps a gerbil fulfill its destiny!
10:30pm30 min
What's Funny About The Indyref?
Comedy sketch show written by 16-25 year-olds which is inspired by the Referendum on Scottish Independence.
10:40pm
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 2 - Ghost TownIt's moving day for Dot, and Jack's hopeful that Pauline might have forgiven him for the little debacle with the secret marriage.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.
11pm
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Misfits
Series 1, Episode 4Curtis tries to use his superpower to go back to the past and change what happened the night he was caught by the cops.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert is on the side of Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Lauren Laverne makes her debut on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team.
11pm
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The Job Lot
Series 1, Episode 3When a factory shuts down overnight, Brownall faces its busiest possible day, but Karl's in the worst possible state to cope with it.
11pm
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Almost Royal
Series 1, Episode 5 - DetroitIntrepid British aristocrats Georgie and Poppy Carlton receive a real culture shock when they visit Detroit.
11:20pm
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
11:30pm
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The Job Lot
Series 1, Episode 4The job centre's being anonymously inspected and Trish is trying to identify the spy in their midst. Meanwhile, George has a fraudulent benefit claimant to pull in.
11:30pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
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French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
Midnight
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Midnight30 min
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 9 - Low StandardsTonight's episode of the Stewart Lee-curated stand-up show features Simon Munnery, Stephen Carlin, Hattie Hayridge, plus performance poet Paul Hamilton and some dancing from Gráinne Maguire.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 3 - Dirty GirlsJonny discovers that Janet has been keeping an old love letter from her ex, Andy. Janet convinces him it's just a bit of nostalgia from her childhood.
12:25am55 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
12:30am
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
12:40am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 6 - AnimalsGeraldine's idea of a special service to bless and celebrate animals - the focus of much of the rural village's life - is welcomed warmly by her flock, but soon finds Dibley ridiculed in the national tabloids. Could this lead to her departure from the community already?
12:40am60 min version (repeat)
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 4 - VomitJonny is ill and thinks he's dying. Janet reckons he's just trying to get out of a job interview.
1:05am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 4 (Channel 4: Series 5), Episode 1Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by celebrity guests David Mitchell and Roisin Conaty. Phill Jupitus is in with Susie Dent, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
1:15am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 3After his initial angry reaction to Stacey's news, Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
1:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 3 - Baby Come BackSharon meets an old flame and her thoughts turn to marriage and motherhood.
1:40am
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 3Rhod Gilbert is on the side of Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Lauren Laverne makes her debut on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team.
1:45am
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 2 - DeathTim's grandmother dies, bringing him and Kate closer together, much to Lee's concern.
2am
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
2:05am
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
2:15am
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 2 - Ghost TownIt's moving day for Dot, and Jack's hopeful that Pauline might have forgiven him for the little debacle with the secret marriage.
2:15am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 4With guest host Kirsty Young and panellists Ross Noble and Kevin Maguire.
2:30am
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Brothers With No Game
Comedy drama TV series based on the hit YouTube series of the same name following four male friends.
2:30am30 min
Brothers With No Game
Series 2, Episode 1One month later the brothers seek and find new direction; Dorian and Lisa decide whether they can be together or not, whilst Junior has to pick between Remy and Vanessa.
2:35am45 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 9Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Jimeoin, Joe Wilkinson, Nancy Dell'Olio and Greg Rutherford.
2:40am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 5Ian Hislop and Paul Merton again look at the week's news. With guest host Jack Dee and guest panellists Marcus Brigstocke and Rebecca Front.
2:45am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 2 - Pregnant RapistLaura is in shock, having discovered that Jamie is only 16 years old, and refuses to speak to him. Jamie feels that Laura is not taking him seriously and decides the only way to get her attention is to propose.
2:55am
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3:05am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 11Tonight Seann deals with the grammar police, superhero 'Knight Warrior', a jedi hangover, and geriatric strippers.
3:15am
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Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 1A fun panel show about all things sitcom, with Jo Brand hosting, Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front as team captains, and Tony Robinson and Hugh Dennis the first guests.
3:20am
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The Rob Brydon Show
Series 1, Episode 1Tonight, Rob chats to Little Britain star and old friend David Walliams. Rob also chats and jams with his hero, Sir Tom Jones, and champions rising star and stand-up comedian Tom Deacon.
3:20am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 13Ricky and Stephen challenge Karl to describe his ideal version of the world but Karl is suspicious of a perfect life. Karl describes his theory of the 'Problem Hole' and explains his snack eating rituals to Ricky and Stephen.
3:30am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:50am
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Rex The Runt
Series 1, Episode 7 - Too Many DogsWhen the gang find their house stolen, they travel back in time to find the culprit. However, they meet themselves along the way - this results in a barking competition to decide who gets the house.