Television
TV schedule Monday 18th August 2014
6am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 28, Episode 10 - Sinclair And The Wormley WitchesSinclair believes he has been cursed, so Trudy, Entwistle and Alvin unwisely decide to exorcise him.
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 44 - Fairy JailCouncillor Cowdrey has finally committed one bad deed too many and is sent to Fairy Jail. His kinder brother Colin takes charge and all seems fluffy and bright. Surely it is all too good to be true!
6:10am
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 5 - Busmen's PerksOlive wants to redecorate her bedroom. By far the cheapest approach is for Stan to get a couple of cans of cheap bus paint from the garage. After all, everyone's at it - even the boss.
6:15am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 20 - Sicko!Councillor Cowdrey goes to incredible lengths to avoid speaking at a public meeting - but things go a bit too far.
6:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
7:30am
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Boj
Episode 10 - Bouncing BojMr Cloppity is picking apples in the orchard, but when he gets stuck up high in his cherry picker, Boj improvises with Mr Nibblit's exercise trampoline to get him down - and inspires all his buddies to use their springiest toys to get bouncing for apples in time to his bojey-bouncing beat.
7:50am
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DNN
CBBC comedy set in a spoof news studio. The show takes in the past seven days, looking at news and popular culture.
9am30 min
Hacker Time
Series 4, Episode 6 - Simon RimmerComedy capers from Hacker T Dog, as well as the start of his top flight documentary, Aeroport. Also, has Hacker bitten off more than he can chew with TV chef Simon Rimmer?
10am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
10:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 28th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
11am
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All At Sea
Series 1, Christmas Special - MurdererWhen Charlie notices Mr Leith acting differently, he's convinced it means he's murdered his wife.
11:35am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 46 - Neighbourly BeanAs Mr Bean settles down to watch his favourite TV programme he hears loud noises from next door. He moves from house to garden but can't escape the relentless racket of trumpets, electric drills and screaming babies. Mr Bean's mind turns to thoughts of revenge.
11:45am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 29 - CampingAn old photo album causes Bean to reminisce about summers at Scout camp as a boy, and sets him planning a night under the stars with Teddy. Purchasing a tent proves a problem, but nothing is going to stop him having a good time - even if he has to get the garden shed over the roof of his house.
1pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 20 - Parents' DayJaz is disappointed when her parents can't attend Parents' Day, so Gene creates far more interesting parents for her.
1:40pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Ant And The GrasshopperBob's swamped with the chores of married life and a hectic work life, while Terry idles away his time playing billiards or going to the pictures. When Terry predicts a future of ulcers and heart-attacks for him, Bob wonders who has taken the right path to happiness...
1:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 16 - The PelicanAn unusual guest lands on the farm. Shaun and Bitzer try their best to make the visitor feel welcome but can't work out what the unexpected arrival needs. When they realise it is hungry, they set about trying to find it some food - if only they could get their hands on the Farmer's prize catch.
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 1, Episode 5 - CheatTracey's frustrations get worse when her GP refuses her anti depressants. Dorien takes a shine to Tracey's accountant while Sharon starts selling dodgy Rolling Stones merchandise. When a fraud officer questions her, Sharon recognises her as a customer who did a runner at a Chinese restaurant.
3pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3:40pm
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
4pm
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the second series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
4:10pm
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Faith In The Future
Series 3, Episode 4 - Goodbye to LoveFaith is reluctant when Hannah suggests she join her in becoming teetotal and celibate, but Faith's resolve is put to the test when Hannah disappears for a weekend course and she is left alone in the flat with a builder named Mark.
4:30pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 1 - In The WildMr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.
4:40pm
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 6 - SnapA bitter rival of David's has arrived at the hotel. This man was even to blame for his redundancy!
4:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 2 - Missing TeddyBean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!
5pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 10 - I Think I Broke My DadHank ends up in detention with Mr. Rock and soon realises that it's both fun and a way of avoiding his dad.
5:15pm
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On The Buses
Series 3, Episode 6 - The SnakeThe Indian busmen hold a social evening in the depot canteen with an attractive snake dancer. Jack steals the opportunity to ask her out, and asks Stan to take his washing home for him - complete with slithery companion!
6pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
6pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
6pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 6 - Planning PermissionDesmond plans his dream retirement house but tries to keep it secret from Shirley.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7pm
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Porridge
A selection of episodes from the third series of the prison-based sitcom.
7pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 10 - Ill Met By MoonlightWhen the landlord of the local pub is advised to take a rest by his doctor, Terry and June offer to run the place in his absence. But their good deed looks set to backfire when Sir Dennis threatens to sack anyone found guilty of moonlighting.
7:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 4, Episode 4 - The AffairPenny arrives in London unannounced, convinced that Stephen is having an affair and seeking a place to stay. Lionel's love scene deadline is pressing, which makes for a long and busy day.
8pm
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QI
A selection of three extended episodes from the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
8:20pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Ant And The GrasshopperBob's swamped with the chores of married life and a hectic work life, while Terry idles away his time playing billiards or going to the pictures. When Terry predicts a future of ulcers and heart-attacks for him, Bob wonders who has taken the right path to happiness...
8:30pm
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Miranda
Series 3, Episode 5 - Three Little WordsGary is preparing for the grand re-opening of the restaurant. Putting on his best chef whites, he has never looked so attractive to Miranda. Will Stevie persuade her to say what she feels? Or will Penny get in the way as she excitedly stalks her poster boy, Raymond Blanc?
9pm
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Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the comic historical saga.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9:30pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 7Jo Brand, Nick Helm, Jordan Stephens from Rizzle Kicks and Louis Walsh take part in the panel show.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 6 - Greg Davies, Hal Cruttenden, Simon EvansGreg Davies hosts the stand-up comedy show, with sets from Hal Cruttenden and Simon Evans too.
10pm
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 5 - NerdsKevin Eldon shares tonight's bill with performance poet Paul Hamilton, Trevor Lock, Paul Foot, and superbly funny science nerd Helen Arney. Backstage interviews by Stewart Lee.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 6, Episode 6 - Planning PermissionDesmond plans his dream retirement house but tries to keep it secret from Shirley.
10pm
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
10pm
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The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 1, Episode 6 - Crime & MedicalThis week Sarah Millican is looking at Crime and Medical programmes and meeting Dr Pixie McKenna from Embarrassing Bodies and Rav Wilding from Crimewatch.
10pm
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Uncle
Series 1, Episode 5 - Last Of The Red Hot UnclesWhile Sam's attempting to ditch her dowdy sponsor and Errol's away on a school trip, Andy's trying to break up with Shelly, make up with Gwen, and woo Errol's teacher Melodie too.
10pm45 min
Virtually Famous
Series 1, Episode 5Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Rosenthal, loveable Essex girl Stacey Solomon and boy band superstars Bradley and Tristan from The Vamps.
10:30pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Special - When Jonny Met SharkyWhen The Archer pub re-opens after its refurb, Louise, Janet and Donna compete against each other for the job of barmaid. Jonny wins a competition to go shark-jumping in Hawaii, while Gaz desperately tries to do something more exciting than Jonny in Runcorn.
10:35pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 2Guest host Richard Osman and guest panellists Dan Snow and Mark Steel join in the topical quiz.
10:40pm
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Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 5 - Seasonal BeatingsIt's Christmas Day and Mark has invited his parents over for lunch. He has planned everything in detail, but Jeremy has become over excited, and Dobby and Super Hans are unexpected guests.
11pm
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The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The New SofaInspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.
11pm
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Big Bad World
Episode 5Beth's new man, Sandy, is an activist who the gang haven't taken to. Things escalate when Eggman gets a job at the new local supermarket, to Sandy's complete disgust.
11pm
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QI
A selection of three extended episodes from the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
11:05pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 46, Episode 2Guest host Richard Osman and guest panellists Dan Snow and Mark Steel join in the topical quiz.
11:05pm30 min
Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net
Highlights Special - More Of The Best Of Set ListAnother collection of the highlights from this series of Set List.
11:05pm
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 1A funeral is approaching, and Alan is particularly looking forward to it as his old friend Mick is attending, from his retirement home in Spain. No one else is quite so pleased.
11:10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 2 - Dabdaa!With Jonny dead, Janet decides she must get through the five stages of grief quickly and Gaz finds a painful way to help her. Donna sets out to prove that she is not what Gaz calls a damp squid. Louise finds a sick way to persuade her friends that she really is pregnant.
11:10pm
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Peep Show
Series 7, Episode 6 - New Year's EveIt's New Year's Eve, and Mark is depressed about Dobby, but Jeremy is determined that the 'El Dude Brothers' are going to enjoy the night of their lives.
11:30pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
11:30pm
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 6 - DadRichie's real dad unexpectedly shows up, leading our threesome into a complicated web of lies. Throw Richie's ex, Sandwich Harry, into the mix and sparks will fly!
11:35pm
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Boomers
Series 1, Episode 1A funeral is approaching, and Alan is particularly looking forward to it as his old friend Mick is attending, from his retirement home in Spain. No one else is quite so pleased.
11:35pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
11:50pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 3 - Will's BirthdayIt's Will's birthday, and he's planning a suitably grown-up dinner. Unfortunately, Will's party clashes with a far more popular one.
12:05am
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Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 7 - Jason Manford, Jimeoin, Tom StadeJason Manford hosts, with Jimeoin and Tom Stade.
12:20am
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Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Special - When Jonny Met SharkyWhen The Archer pub re-opens after its refurb, Louise, Janet and Donna compete against each other for the job of barmaid. Jonny wins a competition to go shark-jumping in Hawaii, while Gaz desperately tries to do something more exciting than Jonny in Runcorn.
12:30am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
12:40am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 2Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 7, Episode 2 - Dabdaa!With Jonny dead, Janet decides she must get through the five stages of grief quickly and Gaz finds a painful way to help her. Donna sets out to prove that she is not what Gaz calls a damp squid. Louise finds a sick way to persuade her friends that she really is pregnant.
1am
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
1:10am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 5 - Crusty CurtainsDonna moves in with Gaz and they decide to each write a 'list of demands' that they can compromise on.
1:10am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 1The guests are Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, former Westlife member Brian McFadden and his wife, model and DJ Vogue Williams.
1:30am
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
1:30am
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
2am
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The Royle Family
Christmas Special - The New SofaInspired by Nigella, Denise tries to cook Christmas dinner for the family. To Jim's dismay, Dave's Mum and Dad are invited.
2:15am
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At Home With The Braithwaites
Comedy drama about the Leeds Braithwaite family, whose lives are changed when mum wins £36 million on the lottery.
2:50am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 2With guest host David Mitchell and panellists Grayson Perry and Ed Byrne.
3am
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Uncle
Series 1, Episode 5 - Last Of The Red Hot UnclesWhile Sam's attempting to ditch her dowdy sponsor and Errol's away on a school trip, Andy's trying to break up with Shelly, make up with Gwen, and woo Errol's teacher Melodie too.
3:05am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 13Neil Delamere on a liaison with a Swedish girl, Lucy Porter on fashion, Ian Moore on his kids, Pete Johansson on the differences between men and women.
3:20am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 3With guest host Miranda Hart and panellists Mark Steel and Andrew Neil.
3:30am
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
3:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.