Television
TV schedule Thursday 7th August 2014
6am
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2point4 Children
Series 5, Episode 2 - We'd Like To Know A Little Bit About You For Our FilesDavid doesn't appear to have slept in his bed, and after discovering a scrap of paper with a woman's name on, Jenny and Rona convince Bill he's discovered sex.
6am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 23 - Beware The TachetariansIt all gets a bit hairy when moustache-shaped aliens start attaching themselves to the townsfolk.
6:10am
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Barbara
Series 3, Episode 2 - FloodBarbara's hopes to sell the house are dealt a blow when they wake up one morning to find themselves under 2 feet of water. Neil, meanwhile, has taken a shine to a significantly older woman.
6:15am
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 19 - Green Hill FarawayCouncillor Cowdrey has approved plans to build a new road right through Noola's Hill. Worst of all, the residents support it, so the kids need to create a distraction to stop it.
6:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 7 - The McDonaghs Of Jamieson StreetThe trio try to track down the woman who escaped Smiler's clutches.
8am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
10am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
10:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11am
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'Allo 'Allo!
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the wartime sitcom.
11am
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 6 - CarwashWhen Charlie breaks the microwave, he needs a plan to make money for repairs, and thinks car washing may be the perfect solution. He just needs to work out a way to make cars dirty first.
11:35am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 11 - Birthday BearMr Bean is shocked when Teddy receives a birthday card from Bean's girlfriend.
11:50am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 12 - The MoleMr Bean's landlady is hopping mad when she finds mole hills on her lovely croquet lawn.
1pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 2 - Unfaithfully YoursTerry and June decide to take action when Lola the office vamp turns her attention to Sir Dennis, eclipsing the less glamorous, but devoted, Miss Fennel.
1pm
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The Belles Of St. Trinian's
The first film set at Ronald Searle's infamous school. The girls of St. Trinian's find themselves involved in a horse racing scam.
1pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 21 - Indoor ActivitiesWhen Jaz, Mobbsy and Naoko miss a school trip and get locked inside the school overnight, Gene creates his own survival course for them.
1:40pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 9 - Storm In A Tea ChestIt seems a simple task, moving your most treasured possessions from one house to the next, but Bob has pangs of guilt about bringing his past with him.
1:55pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 9 - Prize PossessionThe Farmer can't believe his luck - he has a winning ticket! He just needs to keep it safe until morning and there's only one dog for the job. Unfortunately, Bitzer is a hopeless guard dog. Can he rescue the winning ticket, or has he lost the Farmer's fortune?
2:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 9, Episode 3 - SundayTracey and Sharon go with Dorien to a Sunday antique market in an old warehouse to get Garth's wedding present, but the door closes behind them and they get stuck inside.
3pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3:05pm
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
3:30pm
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
3:50pm
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 6In the final episode, the Pythons play at the Hollywood Bowl, make Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, mourn the death of Graham Chapman, and go their separate ways.
4pm
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Boj
Episode 19 - Robot RecyclerWhile waiting for Mr Cloppity to pick up the recycling, Boj gets Rupa playing with it, making junk robots and rag rope. When Mr Cloppity's buggy gets stuck in the mud, the friends come to the rescue with their robots and rope. But with all of the recycling made into new toys, there is nothing left to recycle.
4pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
4:15pm
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Faith In The Future
Series 2, Episode 5 - Young and FoolishFaith is tickled pink to discover a student has a crush on her, much to the amusement of daughter Hannah.
4:35pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 13 - RoadworksMr Bean's tranquillity is shattered by deafening roadworks outside his bedroom window. Threats, sabotage and subterfuge all fail to quell the cacophony until Bean has the ingenious idea of feeding the workmen into peaceful submission. But the silence ends with a bang!
4:50pm
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Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 6 - Forty LoveAmy's suspicion's are confirmed when she sees evidence of David and Linda's affair.
4:50pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SofaThe sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?
5:20pm
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Barbara
Series 3, Episode 3 - ValentineValentine's Day has come around again, and whilst Neil's off on a dirty weekend, neither Ted, nor Phil, nor Martin have remembered. Martin's also working with a young, attractive new female co-presenter...
6pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
6pm
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
6pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 12 - A Matter Of Life And DeathLee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.
6:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the third series of the cornershop sitcom.
7pm
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Terry & June
Series 8, Episode 2 - Unfaithfully YoursTerry and June decide to take action when Lola the office vamp turns her attention to Sir Dennis, eclipsing the less glamorous, but devoted, Miss Fennel.
7:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Mini SeriesAlistair returns from a whistle-stop trip to the US and announces that a major TV network is interested in producing Jean and Lionel's love story. The race is on to produce a treatment.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:20pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 9 - Storm In A Tea ChestIt seems a simple task, moving your most treasured possessions from one house to the next, but Bob has pangs of guilt about bringing his past with him.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom written by and starring Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9pm
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A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 1It is 1918 and as the Civil War rages through Russia, quiet Mureyvo's Young Doctor is more concerned with hiding his growing morphine addiction from an inspection.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm
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Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the satirical panel game.
9pm
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Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.
9:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
10pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
10pm
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Black Books
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hello SunFran takes up healthy living. Bernard is at odds with Manny after discovering Freud.
10pm
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QI
Series K, Highlights Special - QI VG: Compilation Show 10More of the best bits from Series K, with Stephen Fry, Alan Davies and guests.
10pm30 min
Cuckoo
Series 2, Episode 1 - A New BeginningKen is looking forward to an empty nest now Dylan's got into University, but a painful operation and a mysterious stranger conspire to make life a lot less simple.
10pm
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Stella
Series 3, Episode 4Brenda's Buses make their maiden voyage, but with Brenda and Dai butting heads at every turn, surely it's only a matter of time before the business runs out of gas?
10pm35 min
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy
Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy 2: Tales From Painted Hawaii, Episode 2 - Saving TerryNoel gets Fantasy block (a weird strain of writers block). If he doesn't overcome this and write an ending to the show, Terry, his only viewer will be killed by an asteroid.
10:15pm
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 12 - A Matter Of Life And DeathLee's health hangs in the balance after a routine health check.
10:30pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 1 - Speedycruise!Janet gets a job on a cruise ship, but it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind? Meanwhile Louise learns the truth about her parents, and Donna goes into business.
10:30pm
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 3 - GymMark continues to be tormented by doubts about the advisability of marrying Sophie, and joins a gym to spend as much time away from her as possible. Meanwhile, Jeremy starts working as a cleaner in a bid to get closer to ex-wife Nancy, hoping against hope for a reconciliation.
10:30pm30 min
Siblings
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wheelchair ConferenceThere's problems at the office for Hannah as her useless boss Andy is replaced with the hard-hitting Annette. Brother Dan is quickly drawn into a web of lies.
10:35pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Dinner PartyJen has found love, and is giving a dinner party with her new boyfriend and six of their single friends. But when the three male invitees drop out at the last moment, Jen is forced to call upon Moss, Roy and Richmond.
10:40pm
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Benidorm
Series 4, Episode 3The Garvey's get a bit of a shock when they discover that Mel's debt has been taken on by some gangsters. They find themselves attempting a very risky bet to pay off what they owe.
11pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Highlights Special - Best BitsJimmy Carr is joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson for an episode of best bits from the last series. A host of well-known faces join the teams as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
11pm60 min version (repeat)
11:05pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 10, Highlights Special - Parallel Juicyverse Part 1Keith falls into a parallel universe where everything is the complete opposite. His journey features the best bits of Celebrity Juice Series 9 and team captains Holly, Fearne and Kelly as you've never seen them before.
11:10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 2 - GoblinsJanet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids. Louise has a letter from her earth mother - but she can't open it. Jonny campaigns for baby changing facilities at the pub.
11:30pm
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Threesome
Series 2, Episode 1 - Back To SchoolMitch's drive toward maturity and finding a career leads him to teaching. Unfortunately he needs to improve his maths and so heads back to school, where he quickly falls in with a bad crowd.
11:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
11:50pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 4Will pulls the most popular girl in the year above. However he becomes so obsessed with her that he ends up alienating his hard won new friends.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
Midnight
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Mock The Week
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the satirical panel game.
12:15am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 4 - Angry WangryJanet decides to become a student so Louise arranges for Janet to meet some of her uni friends.
12:20am
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Little Britain
A selection of episodes from the second series of the award winning sketch show from Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 1 - Speedycruise!Janet gets a job on a cruise ship, but it will mean leaving Jonny and Corinthian behind? Meanwhile Louise learns the truth about her parents, and Donna goes into business.
12:30am
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Cuckoo
Series 2, Episode 1 - A New BeginningKen is looking forward to an empty nest now Dylan's got into University, but a painful operation and a mysterious stranger conspire to make life a lot less simple.
12:35am
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 2 - Work ExperienceIt's work experience week at school. Jay and Simon work at a plant hire, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 6, Episode 2 - GoblinsJanet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids. Louise has a letter from her earth mother - but she can't open it. Jonny campaigns for baby changing facilities at the pub.
1am
(repeat)
Black Books
Series 2, Episode 5 - Hello SunFran takes up healthy living. Bernard is at odds with Manny after discovering Freud.
1am
(repeat)
Siblings
Series 1, Episode 1 - Wheelchair ConferenceThere's problems at the office for Hannah as her useless boss Andy is replaced with the hard-hitting Annette. Brother Dan is quickly drawn into a web of lies.
1:10am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Dinner PartyJen has found love, and is giving a dinner party with her new boyfriend and six of their single friends. But when the three male invitees drop out at the last moment, Jen is forced to call upon Moss, Roy and Richmond.
1:30am
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Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
1:40am45 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 4Sean and Jon are joined in their quest to uncover the public's most popular taking points by guests including Tess Daly, Joe Wilkinson and Aisling Bea.
1:55am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 4 - Angry WangryJanet decides to become a student so Louise arranges for Janet to meet some of her uni friends.
2am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 5The bride-to-be has her hen party, while Gavin embarks on two stag nights.
2:20am
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
2:30am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
3am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
3:05am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 2, Episode 3Olivia returns with more sexy, funny stunts and pranks.
3:15am
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A Young Doctor's Notebook
Series 2, Episode 1It is 1918 and as the Civil War rages through Russia, quiet Mureyvo's Young Doctor is more concerned with hiding his growing morphine addiction from an inspection.
3:30am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.