Television
TV schedule Monday 28th July 2014
6am
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 42 - Wizard's BeardBilly finds a beard on the floor after the wizards have run by on their annual marathon.
6:10am
(repeat)
Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 3 - Prickly HeatFaith starts to suffer from hot flushes, and panics at the thought that she may be reaching the menopause.
6:15am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 8 - Oh Look! Mitzi's Found Her MummyA ferocious dog won't let Truly, Billy and Alvin enter Clegg's house.
6:15am
(repeat)
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 48 - King CowdreyCouncillor Cowdrey's too good to be true brother arrives in town. It appears he is now a king.
6:45am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Christmas Special - A Tale Of Two SweatersHoward finds himself in deep water when he is given jumpers from both Pearl and Marina for Christmas.
7:25am
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
7:30am
(repeat)
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 6 - Crushing EmbarrassmentIt is April Fools' Day and Mitchell is pranking in overdrive. Before too long he has pranked everyone and unleashed a dormant beast of embarrassment that lives under the school. Mitchell must save his friends - and Tyson - from 'The Embarrassment's' disgusting lair by going toe to toe in a shameful game show.
10am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
10:30am
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
11am
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th and 28th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
11am
(repeat)
Doctor At Large
Dirk Bogarde stars as Dr Simon Sparrow, the medical practitioner. Sparrow decides to branch out from St Swithin's Hospital.
11am
(repeat)
Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 11 - Castle KeepWhen an Australian billionaire offers Rich a pile of cash to move the castle to Sydney, he's sorely tempted.
11:35am
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 49 - In The PinkMr Bean finds himself lumbered with an unwanted pet in the form of a four-legged ball of pink fur with piggy eyes and a penchant for earthworms. Encyclopaedias leave him none the wiser as to the identity of the pesky creature, but Bean cannot bring himself to abandon it.
11:50am
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 50 - Dinner For TwoMr Bean forgets the golden rule - never fall asleep in the bath when you have got a chicken in the oven. So what romantic meal can he quickly rustle up for his luckless girlfriend, Irma Gobb? The cheese from the mousetrap? The flower from the vase? A meal is eventually provided by an uninvited guest.
1pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 6 - Thanks For The MemoryWhile on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious helping a lady retrieve her luggage, and comes to with complete amnesia.
1pm
(repeat)
My Phone Genie
Episode 9 - Garage BandJaz, Mobbsy and Naoko form a rock band and with Gene as manager they become an internet sensation!
1:40pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strangers On A TrainWhen Bob spends a weekend in London after leaving the Army, he is ill-prepared for the events of the homeward journey. Not only does he have an unexpected reunion on the train but he is also in danger of not getting home at all - and Thelma is not happy to see the stranger who awaits her at the train station.
1:55pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 1 - ConesThe flock hear the enticing tunes of an ice cream van approaching and quickly hatch a plan to divert it into their field. While the driver seeks help, the flock have great fun with an endless supply of ice cream - but will they be able to cover their tracks before they're discovered?
2:20pm
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 1 - Trouble And StrifeWith money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.
3pm
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
3pm
(repeat)
The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
3:30pm
(repeat)
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
4pm
(repeat)
One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
4pm
(repeat)
Boj
Episode 11 - High Flying DryingIt is a very windy day - perfect for drying Pops's clothes but he's run out of washing line! Now how will he dry his clothes? And when Denzil's kite rips on a tree branch, Boj has two problems to solve. How are they going to fly a kite now? By using Pops's wet washing to make washy-kites! They'll be dry in no time.
4:05pm
(repeat)
Faith In The Future
Series 1, Episode 4 - Break Up Break DownFaith is aghast to discover boyfriend Paul's mild-mannered academic exterior is all an act - the rotter's been carrying on with another woman behind her back.
4:35pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 47 - The BallThe nasty tennis player is big and angry and wants his ball back - the one Mr Bean managed to throw onto the roof of a house across the road. Paralysed with vertigo, 60ft up on a window sill, Bean is eventually brought to earth by the helpful intervention of a neighbour's pet hamster.
4:40pm
(repeat)
Home To Roost
Series 4, Episode 5 - Return To ClagthorpeInstead of a foreign holiday, Henry decides to take Matthew back to their old holiday spot, Clagthorpe - much to Matthew's horror.
4:50pm
(repeat)
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 48 - ToothacheBean is tormented by the toothache from hell, but his DIY attempts to pull it out fail, and he is left with no choice but to visit the dreaded dentist. Can Bean face the dentist's chair? Or will the dentist despair of him?
5pm
(repeat)
Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Day I Flunked ChemistryHank thinks new boy Ben is totally cool, and is amazed to discover that the feeling is mutual. But will Ben feel the same if he finds out about Hank's learning difficulties? Hank isn't willing to take the risk and so decides not to tell him. That plan has disastrous consequences when Hank misreads an experiment, leading to the gassing of Ms Adolf and the evacuation of the science block.
5:15pm
(repeat)
Man About The House
When Chrissy and Jo search for a third tenant to help pay the rent, they intend on finding another female. But then they meet young Robin Tripp.
6pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
6pm
(repeat)
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
6pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 4 - Lollipop ManPorkpie invites everyone to see him in action on the school crossing.
6:30pm
(repeat)
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7pm
(repeat)
Porridge
A selection of episodes from the first series of the prison-based sitcom.
7pm
(repeat)
Terry & June
Series 6, Episode 6 - Thanks For The MemoryWhile on a train journey, Terry manages to knock himself unconscious helping a lady retrieve her luggage, and comes to with complete amnesia.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
7:40pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Series 2, Episode 6 - The CruiseJean's personal life has become the focal point of conversation between Judith and Sandy. Lionel offers Jean a free cruise, but her response is not what he'd imagined. Alistair has another bright idea for shaping Lionel's image ahead of the book launch.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 1The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Stephen Mangan and guest panellists Richard Osman and Baroness Joan Bakewell.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 1 - Strangers On A TrainWhen Bob spends a weekend in London after leaving the Army, he is ill-prepared for the events of the homeward journey. Not only does he have an unexpected reunion on the train but he is also in danger of not getting home at all - and Thelma is not happy to see the stranger who awaits her at the train station.
9pm
(repeat)
Blackadder
A selection of episodes from the second series of the comic historical saga.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 16, Episode 9Jack Dee, Claudia Winkleman, Josh Widdicombe and Trevor Noah are the guests booked this week.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 8, Episode 3 - Kevin Bridges, Sara Pascoe, Phill JupitusKevin Bridges introduces stand-up from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo. He is joined by Sara Pascoe and Phill Jupitus.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
Trollied
Series 3, Episode 9France pulls out all the stops for the big reopening, booking a celebrity shopper in the form of Kelly Brook. An unimpressed Gavin, meanwhile, crosses the line.
9:30pm
(repeat)
Trollied
Series 3, Episode 10The fallout between Gavin and Richard is the talk of the store, even more so when Julie is temporarily promoted to manager. Plus, Katie makes a discovery.
9:50pm60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 6Jimmy, Jon and Sean are joined by Carol Vorderman, Tony Law, Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, and Alice Levine.
9:55pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 1 - DeadJonny finds his near-death experience of being gunned down by the police has a profound affect on his relationship with Janet, as she struggles to cope with her loss. The funeral of Donna's mother takes place.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
(repeat)
The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 2, Episode 2 - Mistaken IdentityTonight the madcap Paul Foot is joined by the musical David O'Doherty, Nish Kumar, Michael Legge and Josie Long. Backstage chat with Stewart Lee.
10pm
(repeat)
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 4 - Lollipop ManPorkpie invites everyone to see him in action on the school crossing.
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 9, Episode 5This week Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford are joined by guests David Walliams, Fern Britton, Greg Davies and Holly Walsh.
10pm45 min
Virtually Famous
Series 1, Episode 2Kevin and team captains Seann Walsh and Chris Stark are joined by comedians Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett, actress/model Helen Flanagan and former WBA heavyweight champion boxer David Haye as they face a series of challenges and questions based on some unforgettable online material.
10:35pm
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 2 - Nobbly BobblyDonna discovers a dreadful secret in her late mother's house. Louise decides to reveal the awful truth about Janet & Gaz. Meanwhile, even biscuit therapy isn't enough to overcome Jonny's fear of leaving the house.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 5 - The PartyAs a last desperate hurrah before the baby arrives, Mark and Jeremy decide to throw a party.
10:50pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
11pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
11pm
(repeat)
Big Bad World
Episode 1Ben returns to his home town of Great Yarmouth after university only to discover his ex-girlfriend Lucy has a new boyfriend and his parents have destroyed his bedroom.
11:15pm30 min
Set List: Stand-Up Without A Net
Documentary - Inside Set ListRussell Kane is amongst the comedians featured in this inside look at the improvised stand-up show.
11:20pm
(repeat)
Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 6 - Das BootTime is running out for Jeremy as Elena and Gail's marriage is imminent. Meanwhile Mark decides to learn how to drive.
11:25pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 1The popular news quiz returns, with team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop, guest host Stephen Mangan and guest panellists Richard Osman and Baroness Joan Bakewell.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Threesome
Series 1, Episode 1Alice turns 30 and has a drug-addled threesome with her boyfriend and their gay friend. When she discovers she's pregnant it's a decision whether to keep it or not.
11:30pm
(repeat)
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 5Guests this time are Made in Chelsea star Ollie Locke, singer John Newman, Emmerdale hunk Matthew Wolfenden and Boyzone singer Keith Duffy.
11:40pm
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
11:40pm
(repeat)
You Cannot Be Serious!
Episode 6Alistair McGowan presents a side-splitting take on the biggest, best and most talked-about sporting events of the last seven days.
11:50pm
(repeat)
PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hair TodayAs a new shop opens on the high street, Jerwayne and Ashley believe they're witnessing the green shoots of recovery in their love life. Meanwhile Janine is making Lance look fabulous, and Christopher is... Hang on. Where is Christopher?
Midnight
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 8, Episode 1 - Trouble And StrifeWith money in short supply, Sharon's new job is vital, although Tracey wonders whether the price is too high. Meanwhile Dorien is planning a party in her flat.
12:15am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 1 - DeadJonny finds his near-death experience of being gunned down by the police has a profound affect on his relationship with Janet, as she struggles to cope with her loss. The funeral of Donna's mother takes place.
12:20am
(repeat)
Not Going Out
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Lee Mack sitcom.
12:25am
(repeat)
Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 3 - Reginald D HunterPanel show favourite Reginald D Hunter heads up to Edinburgh with Steve Hughes and Henning Wehn.
12:50am60 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Highlights Special - Best BitsThe first of a two-part best bits compilation sees Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson dive into the world of polls, surveys and statistics with a bevvy of celebrity guests from the current series.
12:50am
(repeat)
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 2 - Nobbly BobblyDonna discovers a dreadful secret in her late mother's house. Louise decides to reveal the awful truth about Janet & Gaz. Meanwhile, even biscuit therapy isn't enough to overcome Jonny's fear of leaving the house.
1:30am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
Series 6, Episode 2Sir Alan Sugar chooses his apprentice from the final two candidates, while Robert Winston finds himself transported back to the 1970s following a car accident. Actors suffering from multiple soap personality disorder speak out. Dr Gregory House and his team attempt to cure a patient.
1:30am65 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 9, Episode 5This week Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Jason Manford are joined by guests David Walliams, Fern Britton, Greg Davies and Holly Walsh.
1:35am
(repeat)
Fake Reaction
Series 1, Episode 3Matt Edmondson and team captains Joe Swash and Ellie Taylor welcome guests Sinitta, McFly's Harry Judd, comedian Iain Stirling and presenter Laura Whitmore to the comedy panel show.
2am
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
2:20am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 4, Episode 1Mark Watson is the panellist on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Over on the other side Russell Howard becomes a joint team captain with Andy Parsons. They're joined by David Mitchell this week.
2:30am
(repeat)
Harry Enfield & Chums
Hit 1990s sketch show starring Harry Enfield, Paul Whitehouse and Kathy Burke.
3:05am
(repeat)
Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 18Paul Tonkinson on Boris Johnson, Chris McCausland on online shopping, Lucy Porter on therapy and Miles Jupp on Stephen Hawking.
3:30am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
Series 6, Episode 2Sir Alan Sugar chooses his apprentice from the final two candidates, while Robert Winston finds himself transported back to the 1970s following a car accident. Actors suffering from multiple soap personality disorder speak out. Dr Gregory House and his team attempt to cure a patient.