Television
TV schedule Thursday 3rd July 2014
6am
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The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 15Ian Stone and comedian Doc Brown are joined by a guest to take a humorous look at the week's football stories.
6am
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Second Thoughts
Series 3, Episode 1 - Sleeping PartnerWhen Hannah asks her boyfriend to stay the night, Faith is less than happy.
6:05am
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The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin
A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.
6:40am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 7Jane's still struggling to look Diana in eye, but nevertheless brings news that the board intend to erect a new hospital wing on the Bayview complex. It seems there are a few extra quid in sickies these days.
7:10am
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
7:45am
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.
8:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
10:10am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
10:25am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 7 - FootballJosh, Ryan and Ash sign up for the school footie team to get out of lessons, but discover that even studying is preferable to PE teacher Thorne's strict disciplinary regime.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
11:25am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 14 - Missing PieceShaun comes across a discarded jigsaw puzzle and calls on the flock to help him put it together. When Bitzer discovers the final piece is missing they decide they must do whatever it takes to solve the puzzle.
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 7 - Concerto For Solo BicycleFoggy comes up with an unusual idea for bicycle safety underwear when he collides with a speeding Compo.
11:55am
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12pm
(repeat)
The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 15Ian Stone and comedian Doc Brown are joined by a guest to take a humorous look at the week's football stories.
12:20pm
(repeat)
The Fall And Rise Of Reginald Perrin
A midlife crisis sitcom about a bored executive who fakes his own suicide and seeks to reinvent himself in a desperate search for purpose and contentment.
1pm
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A Bit Of A Do
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Grand Opening Of Sillitoe'sIt is the opening of Rodney and Betty's health food complex and Rita is unpopular due to her council work. She becomes even less popular with Liz when Rita declares that the new man in her life is Liz's brother. Ted meanwhile agrees to move with Corinna to East Africa to start a new life, and Elvis and Jenny become a couple.
1:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 7 - FootballJosh, Ryan and Ash sign up for the school footie team to get out of lessons, but discover that even studying is preferable to PE teacher Thorne's strict disciplinary regime.
2pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 7 - MovingSharon's two bedroom flat above the café becomes hot property. Both Dorien and Garth want to rent it out. After prospective buyers decide against purchasing Dorien's house, it looks like Tracey may sell hers and suddenly Sharon needs the flat herself.
2:40pm
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Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Piece Of The ActionTerry has anything but a relaxing weekend. The jigsaw he's been slaving over has one final piece missing, and Malcolm's saddled him with analysis of an important report without a set of crucial figures. Sir Dennis will hit the roof.
3pm
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The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 15Ian Stone and comedian Doc Brown are joined by a guest to take a humorous look at the week's football stories.
3pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
3pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 14 - Missing PieceShaun comes across a discarded jigsaw puzzle and calls on the flock to help him put it together. When Bitzer discovers the final piece is missing they decide they must do whatever it takes to solve the puzzle.
3:15pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 4 - Sooty's Space RocketWhen Sooty builds his own space rocket, he is determined to be the first teddy bear on Mars. But when the rocket crash-lands on Mr. Slater's mobile toilet, will all his dreams go down the pan?
3:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Job For RichardRichard is far from happy when Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive.
3:30pm
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 1The five surviving Pythons reunite to reflect on their award-winning series and the ground-breaking films which changed the face of comedy forever.
3:55pm
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Boj
Episode 14 - Song For MimiIt's Mimi's birthday! Pops makes Mimi a drum kit. Boj wants to create his own present for Mimi but can't find a quiet spot to record his special song for her. So instead Boj re-mixes all those noises made by her friends in Giggly Park - sounds which Mimi loves and gets everyone dancing at her party.
4:10pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
4:45pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 8Hyacinth is still eager to join Emmet's production of The Boyfriend and drops in at the church hall before a sophisticated barbecue at Violet's.
5:10pm
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Crooks In Cloisters
Film about a band of London thieves who decides to make a strategic retreat to a Cornish monastery.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 6 - Springing SmilerFoggy, Clegg and a rather enthusiastic Compo accept the challenge of springing Smiler, Nora Batty's ex-lodger.
5:55pm10 min
6pm
(repeat)
A Bit Of A Do
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Grand Opening Of Sillitoe'sIt is the opening of Rodney and Betty's health food complex and Rita is unpopular due to her council work. She becomes even less popular with Liz when Rita declares that the new man in her life is Liz's brother. Ted meanwhile agrees to move with Corinna to East Africa to start a new life, and Elvis and Jenny become a couple.
6pm
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 13 - Roots TraditionDesmond and Shirley think it's time Michael appreciated his roots and Sean engages Matthew to tell them about theirs.
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 15, Episode 7 - Concerto For Solo BicycleFoggy comes up with an unusual idea for bicycle safety underwear when he collides with a speeding Compo.
7pm
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Terry & June
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Piece Of The ActionTerry has anything but a relaxing weekend. The jigsaw he's been slaving over has one final piece missing, and Malcolm's saddled him with analysis of an important report without a set of crucial figures. Sir Dennis will hit the roof.
7pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 3 - Chain GangWhen offered the deal of the century by a new acquaintance, Del puts together a consortium to help purchase a suitcase full of gold chains. Predictably, the plan goes catastrophically wrong.
7:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 8, Episode 3 - The BathroomWhen Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bath, Jean thinks it is time the house had another bathroom.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 4, Episode 2 - Al Murray, Shappi Khorsandi and Russell KaneAl Murray introduces comedy from Shappi Khorsandi and Russell Kane.
8pm
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Kingdom
Comedy drama starring Stephen Fry as rural Norfolk solicitor Peter Kingdom.
8:05pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 3 - SpringSpring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.
8:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 1 - A Job For RichardRichard is far from happy when Hyacinth concocts an elaborate plan to turn him into an executive.
9pm
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CTRL Freaks
Episode 2The comedians turn American nerd Emily into a ditzy pop performer and single party girl Carly must admit to her friends that she's dating twin brothers.
9pm
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Damned
Episode 1 - PilotJo Brand and Alan Davies star as stressed social workers struggling to keep control of their private lives and chaotic office.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9pm
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dinnerladies
Series 2, Episode 1 - CateringIt's Friday 9th April 1999, the date to conceive a 'millennium baby'. Whilst Tony attempts to humour a rather dim-witted work-experience girl, Bren's main concern is having workmen in to paint the canteen without closing for the duration.
9:30pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
9:40pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
10pm
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Black Books
Series 1, Episode 6 - He's Leaving HomeManny runs away from Black Books, much to Fran's dismay and Bernard's indifference.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 3, Episode 13 - Roots TraditionDesmond and Shirley think it's time Michael appreciated his roots and Sean engages Matthew to tell them about theirs.
10pm60 min
The Football's On
Series 1, Episode 16Ian Stone and comedian Doc Brown are joined by James Richardson to take a humorous look ahead to the World Cup quarter-finals in Brazil.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 13, Episode 4Dara O Briain and the team skilfully pass around the week's news before shooting on goal with guests Rob Beckett, Susan Calman, Hal Cruttenden and Romesh Ranganathan.
10pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 1 - Yesterday's JamThe unloved, ignored, socially-awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynholm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of Jen, a new 'relationship manager'.
10:10pm30 min
TV OD
Episode 5Matt Edmondson talks to Dominic Littlewood and singer Liz McClarnon, plus offers a defence of the series Stand By Your Man.
10:20pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
10:20pm
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
10:30pm
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 5 - JuryingJeremy gets called up on jury service but falls for the female defendant, Carla. Mark warns him to stop sleeping with her - it's against the law - but Jeremy ignores him.
10:30pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 8David Mitchell is joined by Lorraine Kelly and Dara O'Briain, while Lee Mack is teamed with Barry Cryer and Sue Perkins.
10:30pm
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 2 - Calamity JenThe team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
10:40pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 4, Episode 1The guests joining Keith, Holly, Fearne and Rufus for the first episode of the new series are Al Murray, Holly Valance and Coronation Street's Michelle Keegan. Plus, be warned, Jedward return.
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Highlights Special - Best BitsHilarious highlights from the latest series, hosted by Jimmy Carr with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. With guests Jack Dee, Jedward, Sarah Millican, Amy Childs, Micky Flanagan, Jack Whitehall, Charlie Brooker and Gok Wan.
11pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 1 - BeginningsDaisy stumbles upon Tim (thinking he's a drug dealer) when they are both flat hunting. After finding a great place that specifies "professional couples only", they decide to pretend to be a couple. They move into Marsha's house and meet Brian.
11pm
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William And Mary
When William and Mary cross paths, they become romantically involved but they life two completely different lives and only have one chance at love.
11pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 5It's Comic Relief Day, and the office is awash with wackiness. All 19 stone of Keith is squeezed into a bright yellow Ali G costume, Sheila has become Wonder Woman and Gareth is hopping on one leg.
11:10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 1Mock The Week returns for another series. Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by guests Milton Jones, Chris Addison, Seann Walsh and Greg Davies.
11:30pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 1 - BeginningsDaisy stumbles upon Tim (thinking he's a drug dealer) when they are both flat hunting. After finding a great place that specifies "professional couples only", they decide to pretend to be a couple. They move into Marsha's house and meet Brian.
11:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 5 - DrunkFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
11:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 4Sarah Millican, Chris Ramsey, Patsy Kensit and adventurer Bear Grylls, assist in identifying the week's hottest topics.
11:50pm
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Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 5John Oliver returns to the programme on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile David Mitchell and Jo Brand are on Rory Bremner's team this time.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
12:20am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 7 - MovingSharon's two bedroom flat above the café becomes hot property. Both Dorien and Garth want to rent it out. After prospective buyers decide against purchasing Dorien's house, it looks like Tracey may sell hers and suddenly Sharon needs the flat herself.
12:20am
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Bottom
Series 3, Episode 1 - HoleAfter an evening at the fair, Richie and Eddie are rather alarmed to find themselves trapped at the top of Europe's largest ferris wheel for the night. Then everything gets much worse.
12:25am
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Lee Mack Going Out Live
A TV broadcast of Lee Mack's 2010 'Going Out' stand-up tour.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
1am
(repeat)
Absolutely Fabulous
Series 2, Episode 3 - MoroccoIn Marrakech for a photo shoot, Edina and Patsy look forward to a jaunt full of sex, drugs and shopping. When Saffron disappears into slavery temporarily, however, the two become lost in the desert.
1am
(repeat)
The Inbetweeners
Series 1, Episode 3Simon sits his first driving test, and when he passes takes Will, Jay and Neil to visit Thorpe Park to ride roller coasters and chase girls. There is one problem though - Simon is a rubbish driver.
1:10am
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Cold Feet
Comedy drama about three couples experiencing the ups-and-downs of romance.
1:15am
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Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 1The guests are Helen Flanagan, Marlon Davis, former Westlife member Brian McFadden and his wife, model and DJ Vogue Williams.
1:30am
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Gimme Gimme Gimme
Series 2, Episode 2 - StiffLinda and Tom are shocked and confused when they return home after a day's shopping to find Beryl laid in state in their living room. They weren't even aware she'd died!
1:30am
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Impractical Jokers
Show in which four comedians dare each other as they take part in 'unbelievably awkward scenarios', all recorded by hidden cameras.
1:35am
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The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 1 - Yesterday's JamThe unloved, ignored, socially-awkward Roy and Moss make up the I.T. department of Reynholm Industries. Their world is shattered by the arrival of Jen, a new 'relationship manager'.
1:45am
(repeat)
Would I Lie To You?
Series 5, Episode 8David Mitchell is joined by Lorraine Kelly and Dara O'Briain, while Lee Mack is teamed with Barry Cryer and Sue Perkins.
1:50am
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
2am
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 5It's Comic Relief Day, and the office is awash with wackiness. All 19 stone of Keith is squeezed into a bright yellow Ali G costume, Sheila has become Wonder Woman and Gareth is hopping on one leg.
2am
(repeat)
Impractical Jokers
Show in which four comedians dare each other as they take part in 'unbelievably awkward scenarios', all recorded by hidden cameras.
2:05am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 1, Episode 2 - Calamity JenThe team face their first test during Reynholm Industries' so-called 'war on stress'. The office is on fire, Roy has a sudden attack of kleptomania, and Jen's new shoes are two sizes too small.
2:20am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 1Mock The Week returns for another series. Dara, Hugh and Andy are joined by guests Milton Jones, Chris Addison, Seann Walsh and Greg Davies.
2:30am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 5 - DrunkFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
2:30am
(repeat)
Badults
Series 2, Episode 5 - HolidayMatthew, Ben and Tom are off on holiday and the taxi leaves in exactly 26 minutes. Will they make it out of the door on time?
2:30am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - Comic ReliefRicky finds Karl's views on charity mind-boggling, but hilarious.
2:45am
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Damned
Episode 1 - PilotJo Brand and Alan Davies star as stressed social workers struggling to keep control of their private lives and chaotic office.
3am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 1, Episode 5John Oliver returns to the programme on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team. Meanwhile David Mitchell and Jo Brand are on Rory Bremner's team this time.
3:20am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 1Miss Single looks around a flat; and we discover what is in the fridge of the OCD flatmate.
3:30am
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Mongrels
Series 1, Episode 4 - Nelson The Stroke VirginDestiny enjoys a taste of life in the limelight after being awarded Animal of Courage 2010, but it is Marion who is the real hero. Nelson tries to be stroked by a human and Kali develops a crush on a crow that turns out to be female.