Television
TV schedule Saturday 14th June 2014
6am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 1, Episode 6 - Hail Smiling Morn Or ThereaboutsWhen Blamire buys himself a camera, Clegg, Compo and himself go in search of interesting things to take photographs of.
6:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 17, Episode 1 - Leaving Home Forever, Or Till TeatimeHoward finds that lipstick on his collar is a sure way of becoming homeless.
7am
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the third series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
7:05am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Black HandAce detectives Secret Sooty and Agent Bone take on their arch enemy the Black Hand. Can they stop his dastardly plans, or will his exploding beans get the better of them? Guest starring Joe Pasquale.
7:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
8:05am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dead LossSharon's mother-in-law dies and Chris is granted 24 hours compassionate leave from prison. Chris uses this to disappear. Sharon and Tony set about tracking him down.
8:30am
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DNN
Series 2, Episode 6There's World Cup fever as the team unveil their football song, Nellie Osmond investigates weird and wonderful spa treatments, and terrified travel reporter Bea Rhodes finally retreats to the safety of the studio.
9am
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Porridge
G.O.L.D. devotes this weekend to the classic prison sitcom starring Ronnie Barker. Repeats of the original pilot, the entire first series, and the first half of the second series.
9am
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Youngers
Series 2, Episode 6 - What Happened To Keeping It Real?With a baby to look after, Ashley is determined to do whatever it takes to secure a record deal.
10:30am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
10:30am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 9It's the penultimate fix and there's still everything to play for. Gabby Logan joins Redknapp's Reds, while Father Ted's Ardal O'Hanlon is picked for Flintoff's Blues.
11am30 min
5-A-SIDE
Episode 1 - Game OnStar United kick-off the tournament, but things take a turn for the worst when Johnny loses it with the opposition captain. Matt gets cold feet after a meeting with the in-laws. Lee scores off the pitch with Tara, while Richard has the shock of his life when an unexpected visitor turns up. Things do not look good for the team when they go into a crucial game without their star player.
11am
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John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 3Turn that frown upside down with this latest serving of stand-up. Hanging out with John Bishop this week are fellow funny people Rob Rouse, Hal Cruttenden and Tiffany Stevenson, and showbiz stalwarts Michael Ball, Bobby Davro and Mount Pleasant's Angela Griffin.
11:25am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 3Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with: floating cheeseburgers; balloon fetishists; and the weirdest animal cruelty protest ever.
11:40am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
11:55am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 4Mr Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with mythical creature the skunk-ape, narcoleptic dogs, and Sam Sadler compares himself to a male celebrity.
12pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 7 - Mitchell Who?Mitchell accidentally erases himself from history after deleting his school record. At first his anonymity is fun but when his friends forget him and he starts to disappear he calls on Samia, the one person who can remember him, to help reboot his existence.
12:05pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 20 - Parents' DayJaz is disappointed when her parents can't attend Parents' Day, so Gene creates far more interesting parents for her.
12:25pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 9 - AuctionWhen the school's last remaining keyboard blows a fuse, Josh decides to help raise funds for new musical instruments by staging a charity auction. But without any valuables to give to the cause, Josh opts to donate Nathan's stuff instead.
1:30pm
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Fool Britannia
ITV hidden camera sketch show created by and starring Trigger Happy TV star Dom Joly. Pranks are carried out around the country.
2pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Episode 10 - Bee BoyHannah tries to come up with a new business idea for her school project and starts to worry when her super-competitive dad offers to help. Dad starts a cake sale and enters into a bitter rivalry with Mr Leith.
2:30pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 10 - I Think I Broke My DadHank ends up in detention with Mr. Rock and soon realises that it's both fun and a way of avoiding his dad.
3pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
3pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 5 - The Puckled WranglerThe appearance of an extremely rare butterfly attracts the interest of collector and madman Major Lector. Can the kids protect the Puckled Wrangler?
3:15pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 6 - The Great DepressedoCouncillor Cowdrey wants a magician for his birthday party. Can Gobby the post box be coaxed out of retirement?
3:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:40pm
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Porridge
G.O.L.D. devotes this weekend to the classic prison sitcom starring Ronnie Barker. Repeats of the original pilot, the entire first series, and the first half of the second series.
5pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 5 - Love And DeathVictor and Margaret head off for a weekend at the seaside, staying with old friends who run a B&B, where Victor is presented with a most unusual and unwelcome gift, and Romanian students cause yet further confusion in the Meldrews' lives.
5pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 3Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with: floating cheeseburgers; balloon fetishists; and the weirdest animal cruelty protest ever.
5pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 20 - Parents' DayJaz is disappointed when her parents can't attend Parents' Day, so Gene creates far more interesting parents for her.
5:30pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 4Mr Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with mythical creature the skunk-ape, narcoleptic dogs, and Sam Sadler compares himself to a male celebrity.
5:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 2, Episode 6 - Timeless TimeVictor is unable to sleep. Things get so desperate that he contemplates opening Ronnie and Mildred's Christmas present from last year.
6:05pm
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DNN
Series 2, Episode 6There's World Cup fever as the team unveil their football song, Nellie Osmond investigates weird and wonderful spa treatments, and terrified travel reporter Bea Rhodes finally retreats to the safety of the studio.
6:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Beautiful GameTracey manages a boys' football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
7pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 1 - Not In My Back YardSharon, Tracey and Dorien believe they will be living round the corner from royalty, when someone with children called Harry and William, and who is guarded by heavies moves into Chigwell.
7:30pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the second series of one of Channel 4's longest running sitcoms.
7:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
A British-African sitcom following a larger-than-life father struggling to instil his old-fashioned African values in his reluctant British household.
7:40pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 4, Episode 6 - Gorgon's WoodWhen the disappearance of a porcelain figure of a mustic monk sets off a train of tragic events, the trail takes Jonathan and Carla to a mysterious wood.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 6 - Don't Let GoPC Joe Penhale is desperate to keep Maggie and show her he's changed; that he's the macho husband she wants. But once she has the all clear from the doctor, Maggie plans to return to Bude.
8pm
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Yes, Prime Minister
Series 2, Episode 5 - Power To The PeopleFrustrated by the continued obstacle of local councils to central government policy, not to mention their unwieldynature and lack of democratic accountability, Hacker finds himself welcoming radical reform proposals from a leading professor. Neither Sir Humphrey, nor a troublesome militant socialist feminist council leader, however, are keen on the plans.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:30pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three episodes of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 1 - MuggingMark gets mugged on his way back from work by two teenagers, who steal his beloved Blackberry. And when Sophie comes on strong to him, he can't get aroused because he's pre-occupied by the muggers. He's a man obsessed.
9pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 3 (Channel 4: Series 4), Episode 2Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Freddie Flintoff and Rhod Gilbert. Henning Wehn joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner, while Joe Wilkinson 'helps' Rachel Riley provide the letters and numbers.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9:30pm
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Spaced
Series 2, Episode 5 - GoneTim gets a sense of deja vu when Sophie cancels a date to work late. So, he and Daisy go out into Camden and run into trouble when Daisy fails to differentiate between marijuana and oregano! Tim sees Duane for the first time since they went paintballing together.
9:30pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
9:55pm
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Red Dwarf
Series III, Episode 2 - MaroonedA flaming meteorite hit causes Starbug 1, with only Lister and Rimmer aboard, to career wildly into an arctic wilderness planet. The duo are alone, marooned in the stricken vessel, and with limited fuel and food supplies they face certain death if not discovered.
10pm
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CTRL Freaks
Episode 2The comedians turn American nerd Emily into a ditzy pop performer and single party girl Carly must admit to her friends that she's dating twin brothers.
10pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 12 - Pharrell Williams, Cher Lloyd, Phillip Schofield, Nicole ScherzingerPharrell Williams chats about his latest single, singer Cher Lloyd joins Alan to talk about her latest single, and Phillip Schofield chats about his new All Star Mr and Mrs show, while music is from Nicole Scherzinger performs Your Love.
10pm
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Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
10pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 2Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return to discuss topics including the football. With guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones.
10pm
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Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live
2012, Episode 2Josh Widdicombe introduces top stand-up acts from this year's Edinburgh comedy festival. Josh introduces some of the biggest names in comedy including Mark Watson, Shappi Khorsandi, Marcus Brigstocke and others.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 2, Episode 1The riotous panel show kicks off a second season as James Corden oversees a rematch between Jamie Redknapp and Freddie Flintoff. Lily Allen and Jimmy Carr are guests this week.
10:10pm
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Mr. Sloane
Episode 4Jeremy breaks out of his comfort zone by joining Robin at a trendy nightclub, but not before he's given a pair of school bullies a taste of their own medicine.
10:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 7Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Robert Lindsay and guest panellists Deborah Meaden and Johnny Vegas.
11pm
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Sitcom Does...
Episode 3 - Sitcom Does Friends With Neil MorrisseyNeil Morrissey charts the ups and downs of friendship as seen in the best sitcoms, recalling the matey mishaps of The Likely Lads, Men Behaving Badly and more.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
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Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 1A fun panel show about all things sitcom, with Jo Brand hosting, Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front as team captains, and Tony Robinson and Hugh Dennis the first guests.
Midnight
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
12:30am
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
12:40am
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Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 2Sitcom panel show, with Jo Brand joined by regulars Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front, and guests Tim Brooke-Taylor and Simon Greenall. Cue great stories and anecdotes.
1am
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Spaced
Series 2, Episode 5 - GoneTim gets a sense of deja vu when Sophie cancels a date to work late. So, he and Daisy go out into Camden and run into trouble when Daisy fails to differentiate between marijuana and oregano! Tim sees Duane for the first time since they went paintballing together.
1:15am
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Sitcom Does...
Episode 3 - Sitcom Does Friends With Neil MorrisseyNeil Morrissey charts the ups and downs of friendship as seen in the best sitcoms, recalling the matey mishaps of The Likely Lads, Men Behaving Badly and more.
1:15am
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Sightseers
Chris and his girlfriend Tina travel around the country in their caravan, but it is not long before the dream goes sour.
1:30am
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Spaced
Series 2, Episode 6 - DissolutionAs Sophie and Tim get closer, Daisy and Mike get increasingly jealous. Secrets from the past come back to haunt Tim and Daisy. Twist and Brian split up. Everyone finally vents their frustration at Daisy's birthday dinner.
2am
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Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 1A fun panel show about all things sitcom, with Jo Brand hosting, Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front as team captains, and Tony Robinson and Hugh Dennis the first guests.
2:05am
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Viral Tap
Episode 7Caroline Flack, Matt Richardson and Carly Smallman look through another selection of comical clips, with Jim Chapman and Jameela Jamil.
2:30am
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Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 2Sitcom panel show, with Jo Brand joined by regulars Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front, and guests Tim Brooke-Taylor and Simon Greenall. Cue great stories and anecdotes.
2:30am
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 2Dara O'Briain, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons and Chris Addison return to discuss topics including the football. With guests Carl Donnelly, Jo Caulfield and Milton Jones.
3am60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 7Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Robert Lindsay and guest panellists Deborah Meaden and Johnny Vegas.
3:30am
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Badults
Series 2, Episode 2 - NeighboursTom, Ben and Matthew venture across the hall for the first time to meet their neighbours.