Television
TV schedule Tuesday 27th May 2014
6am
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
6am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 4 - In Sickness And In HealthHospital patient Norman Binns and his fiancee, Deidre from the library, are discussing their wedding arrangements and honeymoon plans - or at least Deidre is. Norman is suffering doubts about what the future holds.
6:30am
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To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
7am
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Mini SeriesAlistair returns from a whistle-stop trip to the US and announces that a major TV network is interested in producing Jean and Lionel's love story. The race is on to produce a treatment.
7:40am
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
8:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 6Onslow celebrates his birthday. Reluctantly, Daisy invites Hyacinth - and equally reluctantly, Hyacinth accepts. She's far keener, however, when she learns Rose's new boyfriend - a businessman - will pick her up in his limousine.
8:25am
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 2 - Invasion Of The TempletonsWhen Templeton's Science Fair attempt to blast into the cosmos backfires, he accidentally instigates a full-blown alien invasion - by aliens that seem remarkably familiar and have come to pay homage to the creator of the Universe... Templeton?!
9am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
9:30am
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Trigger Happy TV
Series 1, Episode 1Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
10am
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Trigger Happy TV
Series 1, Episode 2Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
10:40am
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Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - The Loxley LozengeA previous experience with Wesley Pegden and his home-made racing car should have been warning enough. But when Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn that the chap needs expert assistance with what can only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, how could they refuse?
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 1 - The Mysterious Feet Of Nora BattyWith the notable exception of Compo, Nora Batty is not used to anyone looking at her. So when her husband Wally takes an unnatural interest in those parts of her body she stands on, she is understandably unnerved. It is, of course, all part of Compo, Clegg and Foggy's attempts to settle a question of size once and for always.
12pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 38, Episode 3With guest host Miranda Hart and panellists Mark Steel and Andrew Neil.
12:05pm
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The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown
Episode 2 - Gut InstinctA dead goldfish, a crying woman and a trip to the local sewage works are just a few of the things Stanley has to deal with in this week's episode.
12:20pm
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
12:40pm
(repeat)
2pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 4, Episode 5 - CaringSharon and Tracey arrange to take care of their Aunt Sylvie after a fall leaves her hospitalised.
2:40pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 1Jacko feels the Italian way of life is not for him and he continues to search for the perfect woman.
3pm
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To The Manor Born
Series 2, Episode 5Unfortunately for Richard, his latest attempt to overhaul the workings of the estate farm and improve its throughput happen to coincide with Marjory and Audrey's being on a kick of 'countryside conservancy'.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.
3:30pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Series 1, Episode 3Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
3:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Mini SeriesAlistair returns from a whistle-stop trip to the US and announces that a major TV network is interested in producing Jean and Lionel's love story. The race is on to produce a treatment.
3:50pm10 min
Boj
Episode 7 - Giggly HolidayBoj shares a postcard from the Bleat's Hawaiian holiday with Mia and he discovers that the Twitches haven't had a holiday. So Boj has a boj-a-boom idea and asks Mr Cloppity and the buddies to help him create a mini Hawaii in Giggly Park as a big surprise for the Twitches. Aloha!
4pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 7, Episode 2Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
4pm
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Trigger Happy TV
Series 1, Episode 4Quick-fire prank show that made Dom Joly a star. The comic unleashes his twisted humour on an unsuspecting British public.
4:20pm
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Steptoe And Son
Series 7, Episode 3 - Oh, What A Beautiful MourningAlbert Steptoe and his son Harold run a rag and bone business. Harold wants to move on in the world and leave home but his plans are always thwarted.
5pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 2, Episode 6Onslow celebrates his birthday. Reluctantly, Daisy invites Hyacinth - and equally reluctantly, Hyacinth accepts. She's far keener, however, when she learns Rose's new boyfriend - a businessman - will pick her up in his limousine.
5pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 5Andy Hamilton, Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen and Diane Parish join Rob, Lee and David.
5pm30 min
Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 5 - Big Templeton Is Watching You!A new school security system is installed - and the cameras seem to record what happens in the future. When Templeton becomes security monitor and goes mad with this incredible, all-seeing power, the very existence of Strange Hill is threatened.
5:10pm
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The Belles Of St. Trinian's
The first film set at Ronald Searle's infamous school. The girls of St. Trinian's find themselves involved in a horse racing scam.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - The Loxley LozengeA previous experience with Wesley Pegden and his home-made racing car should have been warning enough. But when Compo, Clegg and Foggy learn that the chap needs expert assistance with what can only be described as a once-in-a-lifetime discovery, how could they refuse?
5:40pm
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5:55pm10 min
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 1 - The Mysterious Feet Of Nora BattyWith the notable exception of Compo, Nora Batty is not used to anyone looking at her. So when her husband Wally takes an unnatural interest in those parts of her body she stands on, she is understandably unnerved. It is, of course, all part of Compo, Clegg and Foggy's attempts to settle a question of size once and for always.
7pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 3 - Rearranging The DustVictor and Margaret visit a solicitor to sort out some legal matters. But a long, non-eventful wait then brings more misery.
7pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 5, Episode 1Jacko feels the Italian way of life is not for him and he continues to search for the perfect woman.
7:40pm
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Porridge: Inside Out
Episode 1 - Sent DownFirst of a three-part special giving a fascinating insight into one of the most-loved sitcoms of all time, with help from the show's creators, Clement and La Frenais.
7:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 5, Episode 3 - Lionel's New HobbyLionel takes up model boat building, which concerns the whole house as it's not like him at all to do something so sedentary. Alistair soon presents a book for him to adapt.
8pm
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The South Bank Show
Melvyn Bragg talks to top comedy producer John Lloyd. With contributions from Stephen Fry and Rowan Atkinson.
8pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 3Bryn is in his element as he awaits the arrival of his house guests - all the Essex boys are coming down for a big night out in Cardiff and having a sleepover at his place.
8:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 26, Episode 2 - Watching The ClockClegg climbs a tree to prove a point while the police deal with a runaway cooker.
8:30pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 4Gavin is uncomfortable with Gwen and Bryn knowing the ins and outs of his and Stacey's sex life. Meanwhile, Smithy goes beyond the call of friendship by making a staggering suggestion.
8:40pm
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 4 - Rag WeekThe local college students get out of hand during their fund-raising 'rag week'. Meanwhile, Fowler and Dawkins have problems at the bank.
9pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 5Krishnan Guru-Murthy, David O'Doherty, Jamelia and Paul Foot join Jimmy, Jon and Sean to look back at what has been a busy week for news.
9:20pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
9:30pm
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 9The boys and their guests thrash out the hot topics of the week by examining surveys, opinion polls and statistics; from the silly to the serious, from celebrity gossip to world politics. With guests Nick Grimshaw, Rachel Riley, Peter Serafinowicz and Daniel Sloss.
10pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 1, Episode 5 - A Surprise For PorkpieMichael's marketing plans for the shop backfire a little and send Porkpie into hiding on his birthday. Gloria, Louise and Matthew are intent on raising his spirits.
10pm30 min
Warren United
Episode 6 - BillionaireWarren bemoans the number of teams being taken over by international billionaires. He wants to know why Brainsford is being passed over. Meanwhile, Reggie and Mum decide to get away from it all.
10pm30 min
24 Hours To Go Broke
Episode 3 - GermanyGreg Rutherford and Josh Widdicombe carry twelve thousand Euros into Bavaria, the tallest region of Germany.
10pm30 min
Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 8This week's panellists are former world heavyweight champion David 'The Hayemaker' Haye, model and TV personality Tamara Ecclestone and stand-up comedians Joe Lycett and David Morgan.
10:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 10 - Who's The Daddy?Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed.
11pm
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Not Going Out
Series 1, Episode 5 - KidKate and Lee are forced to take in a lodger, a surly 14-year-old boy called Nicky.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 2Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Brand and Robin Ince are on the right with Andy Parsons.
11pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Highlights Special - Special SpecialKeith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton count down the most special bits of the most recent series in a Celebrity Juice Special Special to reveal the number one most special moment. Starring Ant and Dec, Tom Daley, a parrot and Joey Essex.
11:35pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 9Tinie Tempah guest hosts, whilst team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Pixie Lott, Example, Chris Ramsey and Joey Page.
11:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 3 - CowardiceGary shows his true colours - yellow, mostly - in a road rage incident.
Midnight
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 4 - University ChallengeMark meets a student called April in a shoe shop and decides to return to see her again, but discovers that she has gone to university in Dartmouth.
12:20am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 9 - Stot Or PronkJanet's having a hard time remembering things now she's pregnant. Louise wants to stimulate their brains in the pub quiz. Kelly comperes the quiz and spends the evening making lewd comments about Gaz and Janet sleeping together. Janet's waters break.
12:25am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 2Host Jimmy Carr and team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Richard Bacon, Gemma Collins, Henning Wehn and Katherine Ryan.
12:30am
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Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dream JobMark is up for promotion at work, but loses out to Sophie. Jez starts a new job at the music studio Super-Hands works at, although he's only allowed to work on reception.
12:30am
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Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 8This week's panellists are former world heavyweight champion David 'The Hayemaker' Haye, model and TV personality Tamara Ecclestone and stand-up comedians Joe Lycett and David Morgan.
1am
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The Thin Blue Line
Series 1, Episode 4 - Rag WeekThe local college students get out of hand during their fund-raising 'rag week'. Meanwhile, Fowler and Dawkins have problems at the bank.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 10 - Who's The Daddy?Donna and Gaz try to make each other jealous by talking about imaginary new partners. Donna ends up upsetting Gaz when she says he was crap in bed.
1:30am
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The Catherine Tate Show
Popular sketch show starring Catherine Tate as a range of characters, including a rude nan and a talkative teenager.
2am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 3 - CowardiceGary shows his true colours - yellow, mostly - in a road rage incident.
2am
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Youngers
Series 2, Episode 3 - This Is Where The Magic HappensAshley promises DQ some new Youngers material, forcing The Youngers to produce a new track on a deadline, but they are feeling the strain of working together again.
2:30am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
3am
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Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 2Ed Byrne joins Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Jo Brand and Robin Ince are on the right with Andy Parsons.
3am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 9 - EarthIn this show, Ricky, Karl and Stephen discuss the origins of the universe and the evolution of creatures other than humans. Plus, Karl talks about the downside of recycling, world travel and restroom encounters.
3:05am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 6At London's legendary Comedy Store tonight, Russell Kane on the recession, Micky Flanagan on trying for a baby, Tom Stade on drug addiction and Mark Watson on Londoners and muggers.
3:30am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:30am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 9Tinie Tempah guest hosts, whilst team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by Pixie Lott, Example, Chris Ramsey and Joey Page.