Television
TV schedule Saturday 3rd May 2014
6am
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The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Friend From Back HomeT-Boy's friend turns up from Nigeria. How can he keep up the lie that he is living in a penthouse?
6:10am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 4 - One Night In BangkokBen's father drops into town, with his young Thai wife. However, neither Ben nor Tina were aware of her existence, and the news isn't helped to go down by Frank's attitude.
6:30am
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All About The McKenzies
Episode 5A frustrated Samuell complains about the acting industry whilst on duty at work, not knowing that a Hollywood A-Lister is about to walk through the door with her entourage. Excited as he is, he sees a networking opportunity, however getting access to her is not easy.
6:40am
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2point4 Children
Series 2, Episode 5 - The Skeleton In The CupboardA creepy feeling keeps on overcomnig Bill at home - it's almost as if she's being watched. The offer of a job interview could prove to be her escape from the mundanity of the factory, and Rona's love life is increasingly complex.
7:05am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 16 - Down The DrainThere's no water at the Park! The gang's shower has stopped working, and Richard is covered in mud. It is down to plumbers Sooty and Sweep to put things right in time for the opening of the new picnic area - but not everybody will stay dry!
7:10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
1986 Specials, Christmas Special - Merry Christmas Father ChristmasA Santa on a bike with an advertising board is too much for Seymour's sense of traditional values. He resolves to put some of the magic back into Christmas by putting Santa back where he belongs - on a rooftop near a chimney. Clegg is an ideal, if unwilling, helper, but who has the charisma and the wellies to play Father Christmas...?
7:10am
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 9 - Supersize TimmyTimmy accidentally eats a tomato grown with Miracle-Grow fertilizer, and expands to become the King Kong of sheep. Shaun must keep the giant toddler out of sight while trying to figure out how to return him to normal size.
7:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
7:55am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the fifth and sixth series of the time-travel sitcom.
8:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the hit sitcom starring Lesley Joseph, Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson.
10:35am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
1986 Specials, Christmas Special - Merry Christmas Father ChristmasA Santa on a bike with an advertising board is too much for Seymour's sense of traditional values. He resolves to put some of the magic back into Christmas by putting Santa back where he belongs - on a rooftop near a chimney. Clegg is an ideal, if unwilling, helper, but who has the charisma and the wellies to play Father Christmas...?
11:05am
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
11:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Christmas Special - A Musical Passing For A Miserable MuscroftIn a seasonal special marking the return to the show of Kathy Staff and Norman Wisdom, Billy Ingleton restores a fairground organ.
11:30am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 1, Episode 3 - MathsTo get out of maths homework Josh claims he has number blindness, and persuades novice supply teacher Janucek to let him off.
12pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
12pm
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Tony Hancock: The Live Broadcasts
Documentary looking back at Tony Hancock's career, through which many television programmes were broadcast live.
12:05pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 9 - Garage BandJaz, Mobbsy and Naoko form a rock band and with Gene as manager they become an internet sensation!
12:05pm
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Strange Hill High
Series 2, Episode 1 - The Curse Of The Were-TeacherWhen a career assessment comes out with the result of teacher for Mitchell, he is understandably horrified and determined to change his fate.
12:10pm
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The Darling Buds Of May
Comedy drama series about H.E. Bates's eccentric Larkin family.
12:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
12:30pm
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The Unforgettable...
2011 Specials - Norman WisdomA look at the career of one of Britain's best-loved comedians who, at the height of his career, was one of the country's biggest stars of stage and screen.
1pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of episodes from the first series of Britain's most popular sitcom.
1pm
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Fever Pitch
Romantic comedy film starring Colin Firth as Paul Ashworth, a man besotted by one woman and a football team of 11 men.
1:20pm
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The Baby And The Battleship
Farce in which a sailor has to smuggle a baby aboard his ship.
1:30pm
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The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Friend From Back HomeT-Boy's friend turns up from Nigeria. How can he keep up the lie that he is living in a penthouse?
2pm
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Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 5 - The House Party (Part 1)The boys go to a house party, where everyone they know - good and bad - appears to be in attendance. Can they keep their cool or will it turn into a disaster?
2:35pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 13 - RoadworksMr Bean's tranquillity is shattered by deafening roadworks outside his bedroom window. Threats, sabotage and subterfuge all fail to quell the cacophony until Bean has the ingenious idea of feeding the workmen into peaceful submission. But the silence ends with a bang!
2:45pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 14 - The SofaThe sofa's springs explode under Mr Bean. Can he afford to buy a new sofa? Or will relaxing in front of the telly be a thing of the past?
3pm
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Carry On Teacher
A group of school children try to stop their mild-mannered headmaster leaving.
3pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:30pm
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DNN
Series 1, Highlights SpecialBob Roberts and Felicity Bond are in the DNN gallery to look back at some of their favourite moments from DNN's first series of hilarious headline news.
4:05pm
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Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
4:30pm
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All At Sea
Series 1, Christmas Special - MurdererWhen Charlie notices Mr Leith acting differently, he's convinced it means he's murdered his wife.
4:50pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A selection of four episodes of Britain's most popular sitcom.
5pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 9 - Garage BandJaz, Mobbsy and Naoko form a rock band and with Gene as manager they become an internet sensation!
7pm
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 1 - Sean Lock and John BishopLive At The Apollo returns to BBC One, showcasing the best of British comedy talent. 8 Out Of 10 Cats star Sean Lock introduces Liverpool's finest, John Bishop, from the world-famous Hammersmith Apollo.
8pm
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The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Friend From Back HomeT-Boy's friend turns up from Nigeria. How can he keep up the lie that he is living in a penthouse?
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8:35pm
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Doc Martin
Series 5, Episode 1 - Preserve The RomanceCurmudgeonly GP Martin Ellingham's plans to resume his career as a consultant in London are put on hold with the birth of the baby he fathered with his now estranged partner, Louisa Glasson.
9pm
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Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
Stand-up Michael McIntyre performs to a sell-out crowd at the Wembley Arena. From October 2009.
9pm
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Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes from the satirical panel game.
9:20pm40 min
The Guess List
Episode 4The famous faces this week are David Walliams, Tess Daly, Kian Egan, Kate Silverton and Ronnie Corbett.
9:40pm45 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 6, Episode 4 - Kevin Bridges, Shappi Khorsandi, Jack WhitehallKevin Bridges introduces Shappi Khorsandi and Jack Whitehall.
10pm
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Lee Evans: Roadrunner
TV broadcast of Lee Evans's 2011 stand-up show and release, Roadrunner.
10pm
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Spaced
Series 1, Episode 5 - ChaosTim and Daisy are still in disagreement about Colin, which is intensified when he mysteriously disappears. When they receive an anonymous note it is up to Tim to pull the troops together and save Colin.
10pm
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 1 - Like Narnia But SexyAfter a drunken night in bed, the lives of teenagers Laura and Jamie are about to collide in the most spectacular fashion...
10pm
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 9 - Kiss Of The SpidermanSean is organising a uni dance and books Spider as DJ. Which is when the trouble starts...
10:05pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 8Keith, Fearne and Holly's guests this time are singer Katy B, Rylan Clark, the lovely Caroline Flack and celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo.
10:25pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10:30pm
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Doubt On Loan
Sitcom pilot about a group of Londoners who are locked in a battle to save their library from closure.
10:30pm
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Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 10 - Two Lads And A LadyMandy disapproves of Michael's new girlfriend - and she's not the only one.
10:40pm
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.
11pm
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Jimmy Carr Live
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's first DVD, released in 2004.
11pm
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Crackanory
Series 1, Episode 6 - Head In The Clouds & The NewsreaderStephen Mangan and Hugh Dennis narrate funny yarns about a newsreader interviewing an evil dictator and a care assistant who moonlights as a superhero.
11:10pm
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Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 1Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
11:45pm
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Through The Keyhole
Series 1, Episode 6Keith and Dave are joined this week by Coronation Street star Simon Gregson and Saturdays singer Mollie King.
11:50pm
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Life's Too Short
Episode 2Despite an awkward appearance at a sci-fi convention, an unsuccessful money-making brainstorming session with his assistant, Cheryl, and a humiliating guest appearance at a Star Wars-themed wedding, Warwick's fortune seems to be on the rise when Johnny Depp hires him to research a new movie role.
Midnight
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Smack The Pony
Stylish, original and uninhibited Emmy award-winning sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips.
Midnight
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the long running BBC Three sitcom.
12:30am
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Pramface
Series 1, Episode 1 - Like Narnia But SexyAfter a drunken night in bed, the lives of teenagers Laura and Jamie are about to collide in the most spectacular fashion...
12:40am
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Mock The Week
A selection of three episodes from the satirical panel game.
12:55am
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Birds Of A Feather
A selection of episodes from the sixth series of the hit sitcom starring Lesley Joseph, Pauline Quirke and Linda Robson.
1am
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Alan Carr: Tooth Fairy Live
Alan Carr recorded this live perfomance at the Hammersmith Apollo in May 2007 to a sell-out audience. Alan talks about childhood and adolescence.
1:05am
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The Catherine Tate Show
Series 2, Episode 1Lauren is not impressed by her teacher's dress sense, Nan's television breaks down and Derek Faye is insulted by a doctor.
1:10am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 1 - The Fashion ShowIt's the start of term and Carli is organising a charity fashion show.
1:30am
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Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 1Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
1:40am
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Viral Tap
Episode 1Aided by comedians Matt Richardson and Carly Smallman and special guest comedian Joel Dommett, Caroline Flack searches through Viral Tap's collection of viewers' videos.
1:45am
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
2am
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Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 5Guests joining in the fun tonight are Gavin And Stacey star Mathew Horne; the new Mr Jordan, Alex Reid; GMTV's Penny Smith; and TV presenter Tim Lovejoy.
2:05am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 7The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.
2:05am
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 12, Episode 6 - Frank Skinner, Heston Blumenthal, Cardinal Burns, Paloma FaithJoining Alan this time are singer-songwriter Paloma Faith, who talks about her latest album and performs her new single Only Love Can Hurt Like This; Heston Blumenthal discusses his upcoming series Heston's Great British Food; Frank Skinner talks about his tour; and Cardinal Burns introduce their show.
2:20am
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Benidorm
Summer SpecialOur favourite holidaymakers are back for a one-hour Summer special. Will Mel survive? Will Mick be left stranded in a Benidorm jail? Will Janice run off with Jack? Will The Oracle ever reach dry land? And just how will Madge cope?
2:20am
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Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 4The panel is completed by model and socialite Daisy Lowe, DJ Scott Mills, Game of Thrones star Gemma Whelan and top comedian Seann Walsh.
2:30am
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Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 6Pop star Paloma Faith, dance star Louie Spence, Top Gear host James May and Inbetweeners star James Buckley star on tonight's edition of the surreal panel game.
2:35am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 8Tonight Seann Walsh deals with taser-ball, the man scared of puppies, the 'golden rainbow', and taming a bouncer.
2:50am
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
3am
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The T-Boy Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - The Friend From Back HomeT-Boy's friend turns up from Nigeria. How can he keep up the lie that he is living in a penthouse?
3:05am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 5Miss Single visits a high-end tailor; artist and fashion designer Sharon Crisp casts a model for her Spring/Summer range; the OCD lady is out on a blind date; and Lady Gatecrasher heads out to an open-mic poetry night...
3:10am
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Youngers
Series 1, Episode 7 - It's All About LoveDavina's school performance is coming up but she can't get Jay out of her head. Yemi takes the plunge and asks Davina out.
3:20am
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Impractical Jokers
Series 1, Episode 1The jokers go to work in a car showroom, invade people's personal space in a hairdressers, try to get kisses from strangers and make total fools of themselves when they launch a new love potion.
3:35am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 6Miss Single offers to slip into something less comfortable in a furniture shop; Technophobe toys with a car mechanic; and a camera gets broken in the artist's studio.
3:35am
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Youngers
Series 1, Episode 8 - United We Stand...Ashley lines the Youngers up to be special guests on the Avengers Krew's mixtape launch night. But will they make it to the concert?