Television
TV schedule Monday 28th April 2014
6:10am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
6:10am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 6 - Tangled WebArchie is craving female company and is heartened to see an attractive new nurse. So is Norman...
6:40am
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Waiting For God
Series 3, Episode 1After a rather unique funeral service, Bayview welcomes a somewhat younger resident than is usual for a bit of R-n-R: overworked local vicar Dennis. Tom has a grand plan to have him counsel Marion.
7:10am
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
7:50am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 7 - Leg It To Spain!As René prepares to escape to Spain with the painting for the rest of the war, the Colonel arrives at the café and seizes the artwork. Meanwhile, Flick and Helga's relationship is up-and-down, and the Germans are determined to achieve a suitable group photo for the paper.
8:30am
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 1 - You Must Remember ThisFreelance secretary Judith works through her mother, Jean's, agency. When she goes to meet a new client, Lionel, to assist him in redrafting the manuscript for his autobiography, it rather curiously transpires that Lionel and Jean have met before.
9:05am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
2006/2007 Specials, New Year Special - The Vicar In WhiteThe date of the wedding is fast approaching, and the Vicar's delighted to be attending in a dress rather than a dog collar. However, the villagers decide that their gift to the happy couple will be to organise everything for them - something Geri was actually rather looking forward to, thank you!
10:10am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 8 - Easter TimeIt's Easter at the park and Richard is in charge of the annual egg hunt. But with Sooty hiding the eggs and Sweep making the hot cross buns, will their plans for a happy Easter be scrambled?
10:20am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
10:55am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 5 - No ParkingMr Bean takes his teddy to the cinema but has trouble finding a parking space.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 11 - Get Out Of That, ThenA heavily-chained Lenny is convinced he has a future in showbusiness as an escapologist, but his sidekick Cliff isn't so enthusiastic.
11:10am
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 6 - Bean's BountyA local archaeology dig inspires Mr Bean to go hunting for treasure.
11:40am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
12:20pm
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Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads?
Series 1, Episode 9 - Storm In A Tea ChestIt seems a simple task, moving your most treasured possessions from one house to the next, but Bob has pangs of guilt about bringing his past with him.
1pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 5 - Video NastyRodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...
1pm
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Roy
Series 1, Episode 1 - New BoyThe opening episode follows the O'Brien family as they settle into their new community of Ballyfermot.
1:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
2pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 15 - Someone Else's BabyAs the Antiques Roadshow throws up a surprise for Dorien, a letter in an old box and a barmy Auntie Sylvie throw up a few shocks for Tracey and Sharon. What is the meaning of the letter?
2pm60 min
Tony Hancock: The Live Broadcasts
Documentary looking back at Tony Hancock's career, through which many television programmes were broadcast live.
2:20pm
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Sorry!
Timothy Lumsden, although bright, sharp and witty, is poor (at best) with the fairer sex - he's also stuck living with his cruel, domineering mother.
2:40pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 2, Episode 1Lionel is in seventh heaven now that his wife has returned - but Lesley is far from happy with the new arrangement. Jacko meets someone to make music with - but Lionel strikes a flat note in the arrangements.
3pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 7, Episode 7 - Leg It To Spain!As René prepares to escape to Spain with the painting for the rest of the war, the Colonel arrives at the café and seizes the artwork. Meanwhile, Flick and Helga's relationship is up-and-down, and the Germans are determined to achieve a suitable group photo for the paper.
3:10pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Inventions GameSooty's latest Inventions take the gang onto a TV game show. Can they win over the show's judge, 'The Boss' or will Sweep throw a bone in the works? Guest starring John Thompson.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
3:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 1, Episode 1 - You Must Remember ThisFreelance secretary Judith works through her mother, Jean's, agency. When she goes to meet a new client, Lionel, to assist him in redrafting the manuscript for his autobiography, it rather curiously transpires that Lionel and Jean have met before.
3:55pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 3 - Artful BeanMr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs ... and flies and slugs and mice.
4pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
4:10pm
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Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 7 - Is There A Doctor In The House?Tired of sitting in bed all day, Figgis disguises himself as a doctor and goes for a walk. Unfortunately, he's mistaken for a real doctor...
4:15pm
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Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 4 - The FlyMr Bean declares war when he finds a fly in his room, and searches for ever more outlandish weapons.
4:20pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 5, Episode 9 - Love The One You're WithWhen he hears a wartime story, Gary is forced to rethink his vow never to change history.
4:45pm
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Faith In The Future
Series 3, Episode 2 - Share OptionsFaith moves out of her wrecked flat and in with Paul, but closeness soon strains the friendship.
5pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
5:15pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 6 - Charlie's Auntie's UncleCharlie begins to regret helping out a young tearaway when Joanna gets too friendly with him.
5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 10 - It's Never Ten YearsClegg and Truly reminisce fondly about their old friend Compo, who suffered at the hands of Nora Batty - and them.
5:50pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 11 - The Looney TicEveryone is settling down for a relaxed night on the farm, when Bitzer begins to act very strangely - he just can't sit still. When his peculiar behaviour starts spreading around the flock, Shaun decides he must find out what is causing it.
6pm30 min
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 5 - The House Party (Part 1)The boys go to a house party, where everyone they know - good and bad - appears to be in attendance. Can they keep their cool or will it turn into a disaster?
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 29, Episode 11 - Get Out Of That, ThenA heavily-chained Lenny is convinced he has a future in showbusiness as an escapologist, but his sidekick Cliff isn't so enthusiastic.
7pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7pm
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Brush Strokes
Series 2, Episode 1Lionel is in seventh heaven now that his wife has returned - but Lesley is far from happy with the new arrangement. Jacko meets someone to make music with - but Lionel strikes a flat note in the arrangements.
7:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
7:40pm
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As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 8 - A Trip To Los AngelesJean and Lionel are in LA to meet Cy Liebermann, but she's growing increasingly concerned at his crotchety manner and behaviour towards the locals. Then some 'small' changes are mooted...
8pm
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 1 - DateAfter an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.
8:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 3 - A Pickup Of The Later Ming DynastyMarina goes to buy a hairnet but returns with a piece of life-saving equipment.
8:40pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
9pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 5 - Miracle In Crooked LaneHow could a 1970s sex kitten in a coma in hospital be seen heading for a local church to make her peace with God? There's a man in a duffel coat and shaggy hair who thinks he has the answer.
9pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
9pm
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9:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
9:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 2Something's occurring this week as Gavin & Stacey star Ruth Jones joins her mate James Corden for sports-related banter. Alastair Campbell also guests on the comedy panel show.
9:40pm
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9:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 4With guests Jack Osbourne, Uri Geller, Tim Minchin and Holly Walsh.
10pm
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Hebburn, PetSummoned to a family meeting at his parents' home in Hebburn, Jack Pearson takes his girlfriend Sarah along to meet his parents. But they've got a not-too-small secret...
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 1 - On The BlobDonna thinks she's pregnant and Gaz, scared out his wits at the prospect of becoming a father, runs through the streets of Runcorn in his pants.
10pm
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Misfits
Series 1, Episode 5Determined to prove that the gang were involved in Tony's disappearance, Sally focuses her investigation on Simon.
10pm
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10pm30 min
Rev.
Series 3, Episode 6St Saviour's is closed and Adam is determined on a change of career. But can he shrug off his vocation so easily, and will his previous parishoners let him?
10pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10:20pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 5Andy Hamilton, Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen and Diane Parish join Rob, Lee and David.
10:40pm
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
10:40pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 2 - BungleJonny wins £1,000 on a scratch card and everyone has their own ideas about how he should spend the money.
10:40pm
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Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 3 - Jeremy In LoveJeremy realises that he's in love with Elena and decides to be generally less selfish to win her affection. He also thinks it might be a good idea to tell her he loves her, but Mark isn't so sure...
10:45pm40 min version
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and guest panellists Johnny Vegas and journalist Jo Coburn.
11pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 15 - Someone Else's BabyAs the Antiques Roadshow throws up a surprise for Dorien, a letter in an old box and a barmy Auntie Sylvie throw up a few shocks for Tracey and Sharon. What is the meaning of the letter?
11pm
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Brothers With No Game
Comedy drama TV series based on the hit YouTube series of the same name following four male friends.
11pm
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Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 2Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 7This week's guests including football legend Graeme Souness, TV presenter Gabby Logan and comedian Kevin Bridges.
11:10pm
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Peep Show
Series 6, Episode 4 - The AffairMark discovers that Jeremy's girlfriend Elena, has a guilty secret.
11:15pm40 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 47, Episode 4Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Martin Clunes and guest panellists Johnny Vegas and journalist Jo Coburn.
11:25pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 4 - Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, Matt LeBlanc, Ricky WilsonMatt LeBlanc says the number of British actors working in the US is unbelievable; Seth Rogan talks about parodying Kim Kardashian and her beau Kanye West; Zac Efron says women just scream at him; and Ricky Wilson of Kaiser Chiefs won't be drawn on returning to The Voice.
11:40pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 3, Episode 1 - Keeping Up AppearancesOn a visit to see Chris, Sharon notices that Darryl has let himself go; he's unshaven, with greasy unwashed hair, and has picked up equally filthy habits. But Tracey's such a regular visitor that she's not noticed his gradual decline, and doesn't take too kindly to Sharon pointing it out.
11:40pm
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11:55pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 15, Episode 4 - Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, Matt LeBlanc, Ricky WilsonMatt LeBlanc says the number of British actors working in the US is unbelievable; Seth Rogan talks about parodying Kim Kardashian and her beau Kanye West; Zac Efron says women just scream at him; and Ricky Wilson of Kaiser Chiefs won't be drawn on returning to The Voice.
12:05am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 1After being phone buddies for months Gavin and Stacey finally arrange a rendezvous.
12:20am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 1 - On The BlobDonna thinks she's pregnant and Gaz, scared out his wits at the prospect of becoming a father, runs through the streets of Runcorn in his pants.
12:20am
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12:30am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 6Seann Walsh looks at the weirdest kiss of all time, internet video-dating, and Sam Sadler talks 'bid-bops'.
12:40am50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
12:45am
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 2After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her.
1am
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 2, Episode 2 - BungleJonny wins £1,000 on a scratch card and everyone has their own ideas about how he should spend the money.
1am
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Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 5 - Dream JobMark is up for promotion at work, but loses out to Sophie. Jez starts a new job at the music studio Super-Hands works at, although he's only allowed to work on reception.
1am
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 5Andy Hamilton, Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen and Diane Parish join Rob, Lee and David.
1:20am
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Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 1 - Welcome To Hebburn, PetSummoned to a family meeting at his parents' home in Hebburn, Jack Pearson takes his girlfriend Sarah along to meet his parents. But they've got a not-too-small secret...
1:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 15 - Someone Else's BabyAs the Antiques Roadshow throws up a surprise for Dorien, a letter in an old box and a barmy Auntie Sylvie throw up a few shocks for Tracey and Sharon. What is the meaning of the letter?
1:40am
(repeat)
Live At The Electric
Series 1, Episode 2Show blending stand-up from Russell Kane with short films, quick-fire sketches and music, taking the traditional live comedy show and wiring it to the mains.
1:50am
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
2am
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 3Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
2am
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Brothers With No Game
Comedy drama TV series based on the hit YouTube series of the same name following four male friends.
2:20am
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
2:30am
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Sweat The Small Stuff
Series 3, Episode 3The panel is this week composed of Strictly Come Dancing champion Abbey Clancy, James and Brad from The Vamps and top comedians Holly Walsh and Lloyd Griffith.
2:50am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 4Karl addresses one of his pet peeves: animals that are treated like people.
3:55am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 4Lady Gatecrasher talks some bull at a cattle auction, and Terrible Therapist turns out to be a bit of a sucker.