Television
TV schedule Thursday 24th April 2014
Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 4 - The Man With The FaceArchie's lothario-like tendencies are coming back to haunt him when he's convinced he's being stalked by a Greek madman for besmirching his fiancée...
Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of three episodes of Britain's longest running sitcom.
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 26 - Chicken & EggThe Bottom Knocker Street kids join forces to hide a giant chicken and egg without using a single egg pun. Eggciting or what?
Bottom Knocker Street
Childrens' comedy series about four kids who dream of turning a nearby patch of waste ground into a city farm.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 3 - The Skeleton In The CupboardThe Minister is dismayed when he is instructed that he must discipline the most efficient borough council in the country for having failed to return a few statistical surveys to Whitehall. A visit to Scotland's past offers up the perfect opportunity to reach a compromise.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 4, Episode 2Paul has announced he is leaving the close to begin a new beauty business and Martin is happy. But a visit to a independent hardware store run by its elderly owner soon changes the situation.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 44 - Egg And BeanMr Bean gets in a flap when a monster turns up in his cake mix. The good news is that the monster turns out to be a harmless baby bird. The bad news is that it grows into a huge stork and takes over Mr Bean's home! He tries to return it to the wild and finds that teaching it to fly makes his arms ache!
Just A Minute
Episode 6Joining Nicholas Parsons and Paul Merton to play Just A Minute today are Graham Norton, Sue Perkins, and Tony Hawks.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 43 - A Running BattleIt is the start of a Fun Run and Mr Bean lines up beside his deadly enemy - the fat bloke who stole his parking space. Fun Run or not, nothing will stop Mr Bean beating this man to the finishing post - even if he has to flag a cab!
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 7Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!
My Phone Genie
Episode 25 - Dumb and DummyGene grants Jaz's wish to make fake things real - which leads to experiences that none of the team could ever have imagined!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 10, Christmas Special - CrumsCompo, Clegg and Seymour, dressed as Father Christmasses, can't understand why they are so unsuccessful collecting for the church social. Then, a chance sighting of a fourth Father Christmas provides a clue...
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 34 - War Of The WaspsThe wasps want jam and they do not care what they have to do to get it!
Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 30 - Mummy DearestCouncillor Cowdrey's mother comes to visit and Cowdrey is desperate to impress her, but someone is keen to expose his dastardly past.
One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - EndgameVictor accidentally kidnaps a businessman's mother. There is a mix-up over a holiday cottage, Victor buys a haunted caravan, and Margaret has a heart attack.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 13 - PartingSharon is ignoring Chris and accuses him of lying about being ill in a desperate plea for attention, until she gets a call from the prison. Chris has a tumour. Will Sharon change her mind about leaving him and changing her surname?
Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 12Sandra's new boyfriend, Roy Hooper, puts all his cards on the table when Jacko remembers his devious past. Lionel and Lesley find they miss Veronica about the house in more ways than one.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 5 - 3DTVThe Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 1 - AutumnSimon's back in the village, and the Vicar's particularly looking to give him a warm welcome. Her parishioners, however, are somewhat slow on the uptake. When things go awry for the couple, Dibley is plunged into disarray.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Smelly FarmerThe Farmer's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired. Shaun, Bitzer and the flock decide action is needed - and set about giving the Farmer a full-service wash.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 1 - In The WildMr Bean goes deep into the countryside in search of the perfect wildlife photograph.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 2 - WinterIt's Christmas - not to mention the turn of the Millennium - in Dibley, and the Vicar is determined to put on a festive show that will be talked about for years. With Hugo, Frank and Owen in charge, they don't get off to a good start, but plans for a special live nativity, with the actually pregnant Alice as Mary, are soon being made.
Only When I Laugh
Series 1, Episode 5 - Let Them Eat CakeThe trio can stand the daily menu no longer and go on hunger strike. What they hadn't bargained for, however, was how hungry they would get...
Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
Mr Bean
Series 1, Episode 2 - Missing TeddyBean tracks down the men responsible for kidnapping his teddy - only to find he is not their only captive!
Faith In The Future
Series 2, Episode 8 - Body LanguageFaith and Hannah's wedding plans try their men's patience to the limit.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 4 - Don't Tell The BrideHaving decided to offer the castle for private hire as a wedding venue, the gang attempt to stage their own wedding in order to take photos for publicity...
The Upper Hand
Series 4, Episode 4 - Summoned To The HeadCaroline's delight when Tom is promoted at school soon ends in dismay.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 4 - Recession DatingJunior goes on his raffle-won date with Remy, but they get off to a poor start when his car turns out to be large, red, and have two floors. His lack of money only makes matters worse.
Keeping Up Appearances
Series 5, Episode 7Hyacinth is excited to learn that Emmet is rehearsing for an amateur musical. Daisy is growing increasingly frustrated at Onslow's lack of romantic interest - and he vice versa!
Brush Strokes
Series 1, Episode 12Sandra's new boyfriend, Roy Hooper, puts all his cards on the table when Jacko remembers his devious past. Lionel and Lesley find they miss Veronica about the house in more ways than one.
As Time Goes By
Series 3, Episode 7 - The Mini SeriesAlistair returns from a whistle-stop trip to the US and announces that a major TV network is interested in producing Jean and Lionel's love story. The race is on to produce a treatment.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 4 - Recession DatingJunior goes on his raffle-won date with Remy, but they get off to a poor start when his car turns out to be large, red, and have two floors. His lack of money only makes matters worse.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 3 - SpringSpring's on the way, and the Vicar has just about managed to get Alice and Hugo to agree to a reasonably sensible name for their baby. That means that the Christening can finally take place - but first, David has romance, and Geraldine, squarely on his mind.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
Twenty Twelve
Series 2, Episode 1 - Boycott (Part 1)As the Games get ever nearer, the Algerian Olympic team threaten to boycott the Games after discovering that the Shared Belief Centre does not face Mecca.
Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
Trying Again
Episode 1Money is tight for Matt and Meg. Meg is encouraged to apply for her old job, the one she left following a brief affair with her boss.
The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 3, Episode 4 - SummerWhen could be worse to suffer more than a fortnight without running water, than during a summer heatwave? It's all down to demand in the region, and fortunately the water company have a plan to resolve it. It'll make millionaires of some Dibley residents, but have long-reaching consequences.
Trying Again
Episode 2Meg teams up with Gail to sabotage the sale of the house by 'Scooby-Dooing' it to scare off potential buyers.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom written by and starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
Peep Show
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mark Makes A FriendMark attends a work conference and in the process makes a new friend, Alan Johnson, which upsets the 'El Dude' partnership.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Special - Jubilee Special8 Out Of 10 Cats is all pomp and ceremony as it celebrates the Queen's Diamond Jubilee in its own inimitable style. With guests Jennie Bond, Miles Jupp, Chris Kamara and Sarah Millican.
Desmond's
Series 5, Episode 9 - Kiss Of The SpidermanSean is organising a uni dance and books Spider as DJ. Which is when the trouble starts...
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
Ripping Yarns
Series of comic plays written by Pythons Terry Jones and Michael Palin.
Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 7The guests this week are journalist Matthew Wright, Jameela Jamil, TV presenter Paddy McGuinness and Corrie favourite Antony Cotton.
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 5 - Smoke And MirrorsWhen Jen loses concentration during a board meeting due to a faulty bra, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and plots a way out of Reynholm Industries by inventing a flawless bra.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 4 - BattlesWhilst Tim and Daisy argue over the ownership of a dog, he also goes paintballing with Mike where he sees Duane for the first time since Sarah left him. Mike makes a big sacrifice for Tim as he seeks his ultimate vengeance. Brian reminisces about his childhood pet.
Some People With Jokes
Series 1, Episode 1 - Some Vicars With Jokes: Volume 1Clergy folk from around the UK swap the good book for the joke book and share their favourite gags. Old, new, clean, not so clean, these vicars are hell bent on getting us laughing.
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenDouglas hires Jen as his new PA, which gives Moss and Roy free reign in the office.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
Dara O Briain: School Of Hard Sums
Series 3, Episode 8Kevin Bridges and Sally Phillips join Dara for a super sports special of the numbers-based game show. It's Maths of the Day so if you want to know the scores, don't look away.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 10, Episode 3Mark Watson, Stephen Mangan, Daniel Sloss and Vanessa Feltz take part in the comedy quiz.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 4 - Recession DatingJunior goes on his raffle-won date with Remy, but they get off to a poor start when his car turns out to be large, red, and have two floors. His lack of money only makes matters worse.
Harry Hill's TV Burp
A selection of three episodes of Harry Hill's take on a week of telly.
Fake Reaction
Series 2, Episode 8Guests facing zombie leftovers, an electric shock piano lesson, a rotten rope and a fishy shower are Made in Chelsea's Ollie Locke, Big Brother star Brian Belo, TV presenter AJ Odudu and comedian David Morgan.
Birds Of A Feather
Series 2, Episode 13 - PartingSharon is ignoring Chris and accuses him of lying about being ill in a desperate plea for attention, until she gets a call from the prison. Chris has a tumour. Will Sharon change her mind about leaving him and changing her surname?
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 5 - LardJanet is on a mission to be funny while her boyfriend Jonny is trying to control his lust for Louise.
The Boat That Rocked
Richard Curtis comedy about an illegal radio station broadcasting from the North Sea in the '60s.
Seann Walsh World
Episode 6Seann Walsh looks at the weirdest kiss of all time, internet video-dating, and Sam Sadler talks 'bid-bops'.
Facejacker
Fonejacker Kayvan Novak returns with his familiar characters, but this time he's disguised with prosthetics, up close and personal with the public.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 1, Episode 6 - Ugly BabiesJonny is fed up with his dull, dull life, and wants excitement. Nothing satisfies... until Janet tells him she might be pregnant.
Spaced
Series 1, Episode 4 - BattlesWhilst Tim and Daisy argue over the ownership of a dog, he also goes paintballing with Mike where he sees Duane for the first time since Sarah left him. Mike makes a big sacrifice for Tim as he seeks his ultimate vengeance. Brian reminisces about his childhood pet.
The Royle Family
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom written by and starring Caroline Aherne and Craig Cash.
Jo Brand's Big Splash
Episode 3Jo Brand meets a man who can hold his breath underwater for a staggering 20 minutes, and Rich Hall tries a traditional canal holiday.
Monarch Of The Glen
Series 5, Episode 1Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 5 - Smoke And MirrorsWhen Jen loses concentration during a board meeting due to a faulty bra, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and plots a way out of Reynholm Industries by inventing a flawless bra.
Nellie And Melba
A 51-year-old and his mum try to fulfil their showbiz dreams at a talent show. Stars Paul O'Grady and Sheila Hancock.
The IT Crowd
Series 2, Episode 6 - Men Without WomenDouglas hires Jen as his new PA, which gives Moss and Roy free reign in the office.
Fresh Meat
Series 3, Episode 8After last week's parties, everything is on the rocks: JP's selling the house, friendships are in tatters, and relationships teeter on the brink.
Brothers With No Game
Series 1, Episode 4 - Recession DatingJunior goes on his raffle-won date with Remy, but they get off to a poor start when his car turns out to be large, red, and have two floors. His lack of money only makes matters worse.
Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
Series 1, Episode 3The clingy Miss Single checks into a hotel; the OCD lady interviews for a PA; and Lady Gatecrasher pops into a disco.