Television
TV schedule Saturday 22nd March 2014
6am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
6:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
7:20am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Souvenir StallThe gang are opening a souvenir pottery stall at the park - but all the pottery gets smashed. Sooty tries to make some more with fresh clay but things don't quite go to plan.
8am
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 7 - Children Run RiotCousin Femi, who has just arrived from Nigeria, comes to look after the kids while the parents are away. Will he be able to keep the house under control or will these British kids get the better of him?
8:10am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
A selection of episodes from the third and fourth series of the time travel sitcom.
8:10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 4 - Absent FriendsA spate of burglaries throws suspicion on Sharon and Tracey.
8:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9:30am30 min
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 2, Episode 12 - Groundhog ShowJohnny's having a weird experience rewinding and fast forwarding on the show, what's going on? Inel explains this is what it's like to be on demand! Gabz performs in studio.
10am
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 5 - Miracle In Crooked LaneHow could a 1970s sex kitten in a coma in hospital be seen heading for a local church to make her peace with God? There's a man in a duffel coat and shaggy hair who thinks he has the answer.
10:05am
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of three episodes of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
10:30am
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 3, Episode 12 - PrefectsJosh wants to put a gig on at a village hall. But when Mum refuses to sign the booking form, Josh takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Mr Bell's scheme to create school prefects doesn't go as smoothly as he hoped.
11am
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Jonathan Creek
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Three GamblersIt's Jonathan's birthday and he's been given a book on using playing cards as weapons, a set of Adam Klaus bathroom products, and a dangerous case involving a murdered corpse that has come back to life for revenge.
12:05pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 16 - SecretsM'Ginney reveals a secret passage that leads to the heart of Town Hall. The temptation for mischief is too great for the Bottom Knocker Street kids.
12:05pm
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Roy
Series 3, Episode 9 - Be Careful What You Wish ForMr Hammond reaches breaking point when Roy sticks a mohawk wig on his head, so he quits the Sandyford Progressive Learning forever. However, his replacement is too PC for Roy and the gang and they end up doing the unthinkable and plotting to get their old vice principal back.
12:20pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 52 - And The Winner IsAn awards ceremony presented by Mr M'Ginney promises to be the stuff of dreams.
12:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 7 - Children Run RiotCousin Femi, who has just arrived from Nigeria, comes to look after the kids while the parents are away. Will he be able to keep the house under control or will these British kids get the better of him?
12:35pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Special - Sport SpecialMulti-award-winning comedy sketch show Horrible Histories returns with a special sports-themed episode, packed full of fascinating facts about some of the top sporting moments from the past.
1pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the first series of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
2:55pm
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Carry On Behind
Saucy British comedy with the Carry On crew, set on a caravan campsite where a Roman settlement has been discovered.
3pm
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Carry On, Constable
Classic comedy with Sid James making his debut. A group of novices are drafted in to cover at a police station that's been hit by flu.
3pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4:45pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
5pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 5 - The Exterminating AngelMargaret tries to organise an unlikely love affair after Victor takes to the road, and a disaster of truly biblical proportions descends when the Meldrews are invited to Ronnie and Mildred's for the evening. In addition, a visit to the dentist goes horribly wrong.
5:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
A repeat run of the final three Christmas specials.
5:30pm
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Dani's House
Series 2, Sport Relief Special - Sport Relief Special - Marathon ManWhen ever-unfit Jack enters a fun run for Sport Relief, Dani and Sam are convinced he will never make it round the course and so offer to sponsor him for ridiculous amounts of money.
5:40pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 6, Episode 1 - The Executioner's SongAn artistic dispute with the Meldrews threatens to scupper Patrick's plans for a quiet birthday. Meanwhile, Pippa has an affair and Victor gets some worrying medical test results.
6pm
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Roy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Charity CaseRoy's enthusiasm gets the better of him when he throws himself into the annual school charity drive.
6:15pm
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About A Boy
Film based on Nick Hornby's novel about a bittersweet friendship built up between a cynical, selfish man and a bullied 11 year old boy.
6:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 4 - Absent FriendsA spate of burglaries throws suspicion on Sharon and Tracey.
6:40pm
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Don't Panic! The Dad's Army Story
Victoria Wood presents the true story behind Britain's timeless comedy with footage of the cast on location and personal tales about making the show.
7:30pm
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 2, Episode 12 - The Washing MachineWhen the washing machine breaks Dad tries to hide the fact that he has cancelled the house insurance from Gladys. Funke auditions for a West End theatre role.
7:30pm
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Dad's Army
Series 4, Episode 5 - Don't Fence Me InThe platoon replace the resident guards at Walmington's local prison-of-war camp. The fact that the camp is full of Italians instead of Germans makes the job less appealing, but things become more interesting when it is suspected that Walker is helping the prisoners to escape.
8pm
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Doc Martin
Series 4, Episode 3 - Perish Together As FoolsMartin is shocked to find Louisa and Aunt Joan knocking at his door before the Surgery has opened. Louisa has had a medical scare and wants Martin's reassurance that everything is fine.
8pm30 min
The Perfect Morecambe & Wise
Episode 4In this compilation of the best bits of Morecambe and Wise, Ernie attempts to 'get with it', Eric forgets his Mr Memory and Yehudi Menuhin gets an offer he can refuse. Glenda Jackson dons her ballgown and brings a touch of class to proceedings. Music comes from Herman's Hermits.
8pm60 min version (repeat)
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 7Corden and co are joined by Amy Williams and Jack Whitehall.
8:15pm
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Mr Bean's Holiday
The disaster-prone Englishman wins a holiday to Cannes, but on his travels he unwittingly separates a young boy from his film director father.
9pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 23rd series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
9pm
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Kevin Bridges - The Story So Far
Scottish stand-up Kevin Bridges performs his 2010 live show in front of a packed Glasgow audience.
9pm
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom co-starring and written by Ruth Jones and James Corden.
9:30pm45 min version (repeat)
10pm
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
10pm60 min
Comedy Central At Just For Laughs
Episode 1Russell Howard, Eddie Izzard, Paul Foot, Bo Burnham and Katherine Ryan all feature tonight as we venture to the world famous Montreal comedy festival.
10pm
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Celebrity Juice
Series 11, Episode 2Joining the panel in this episode are singers Paloma Faith and Ronan Keating, reality TV star Mark Wright and actress Martine McCutcheon.
10:15pm30 min
Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 3, Episode 4 - ContextThis week Stewart Lee looks at the context of actions, jokes and words. Can there be a context-free word?
10:30pm
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Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle
Series 3, Episode 4 - ContextThis week Stewart Lee looks at the context of actions, jokes and words. Can there be a context-free word?
10:35pm
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Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
Comedy sequel with more embarrassments and romantic messes for the diary-keeping heroine. Hapless Bridget gets cold feet about her relationship.
10:40pm
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
11pm
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Sean Lock: Lockipedia Live
TV edit of the 2010 stand-up show Lockipedia Live, starring Sean Lock.
11pm45 min version (repeat)
11pm
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Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
11:05pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 17, Episode 5Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Jo Brand, Ronan Keating, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and James Acaster.
11:30pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Road To Royston VaseyWe meet Pop, the godfather of sweets and crisps, and Hilary Briss, a butcher with something sinister in his sausages.
11:40pm60 min version (repeat)
Midnight
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from series three of the long running BBC Three sitcom.
12:10am
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Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
12:40am
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Gavin & Stacey
A selection of episodes from the third series of the sitcom co-starring and written by Ruth Jones and James Corden.
12:50am
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Extras
Andy Milman is a TV and film extra who dreams of stardom and that elusive big break.
12:50am
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The Last Leg
Series 3, Episode 8Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker are joined by Frank Skinner to take a look back at the highlights from the 2014 Winter Paralympic Games.
12:55am
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Benidorm
Series 1, Episode 1We meet the holiday makers who have just arrived at the Benidorm resort. With dysfunctional families, middle-aged swingers and bickering couples it's sure to be a holiday they'll never forget.
1:05am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 5The bad news is that Red team captain Jamie Redknapp is out of action and on the bench this week, but the good is that his absence is filled by former cricketer Shane Warne, comedian Jason Manford, presenter Gabby Logan and Chelsea's Frank Lampard.
1:25am
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
1:25am
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Benidorm
Series 1, Episode 2After the shock revelation about Chantelle's pregnancy, the guests can find little else to talk about. Martin and Kate take a trip into the resort centre, where they have a traumatising experience.
1:45am
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Rufus Hound: Being Rude
TV edit of comedian Rufus Hound's first live stand-up DVD.
1:55am
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The Young Ones
Series 1, Episode 2 - OilHaving moved to a new house by the Balowskis, Mike discovers oil in the basement whilst disposing of a body. In order to exploit this potentially lucrative source of wealth, Mike appoints himself dictator.
2:05am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 6A League Of Their Own is going for an Olympic guest record, with Laura Trott and Lizzie Armitstead, Zara Phillips and funnyman Micky Flanagan.
2:30am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Road To Royston VaseyWe meet Pop, the godfather of sweets and crisps, and Hilary Briss, a butcher with something sinister in his sausages.
2:30am
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Mock The Week
Topical panel show taking a satirical look at the week's news. Hosted by Dara O Briain with regular player Hugh Dennis.
2:35am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 1Jimmy Carr Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rhod Gilbert and Kevin Bridges. Josie Long is in Dictionary Corner.
3:05am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:30am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:45am
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Kerry
Comedy sketch show pilot starring Kerry Howard.