Television
TV schedule Sunday 9th March 2014
6am
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
7:20am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 4 - Squeaky CleanMr Slater is coming for tea! Sooty is cleaning Richard's room, Sweep is in charge of the dishes, and all is set for a great evening. But with a crazy vacuum cleaner on the loose and Richard covered in paint, their plans for a dream tea look set for disaster!
7:40am
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
8:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 7The super-student team captains are joined by CBBC's own four-legged friend Dodge T Dog, Newround's Ore Oduba, Susan Calman from School Of Silence and Scottish comedian Des Clarke.
9:30am30 min
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 2, Episode 9 - The Take-overSomeone has locked Johnny, Inel and the rest of the J & I crew in the production office. It turns out the sketch characters are taking over the show!
9:55am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 6 - WantedRodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!
10:35am
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Carry On Nurse
Much to the nurses' frustration, the patients at Haven Hospital have no intention of lying quietly whilst awaiting surgery or recovery.
11am
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11:40am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 5David Mitchell hosts the topical comedy quiz. Roisin Conaty and Andy Hamilton are the guests joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
12:05pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 37 - Fennella Fenn The ComedienneThe nation's most famous comedienne is booked to present her annual TV show from Bottom Knocker Street. Councillor Cowdrey thinks that anyone can be funny.
12:05pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 6 - The War Of WordsRosa decides that Stan and Hank need to bond more. She signs them up for the school debate competition while she pairs up with Emily.
12:15pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 31 - Big Trouble In Little CowdreyCouncillor Cowdrey's internal nastiness escapes from his body in the shape of a small boy.
12:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Dawn French sitcom.
12:20pm
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QI
Series B, Episode 11 - BeatsAll the questions have a music theme. With Mark Gatiss, Linda Smith and Sean Lock.
1pm
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Chalet Girl
Pretty tomboy Kim flips burgers to support herself and her dad. However, when she flukes a winter-long catering job in the Alps life changes.
2:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the fifth series of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
2:30pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 3, Episode 10 - GoldDexter gets the 4 O'Clock Club gang digging the school allotment. But boredom with broccoli turns to delight when Josh strikes gold. Meanwhile, Nero joins Owen at Scouts and discovers that under the uniforms those guys may not be as silly as they look.
3pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3pm
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Roy
Series 3, Episode 3 - Roy's Bad Hair DayRoy tries to change his look and soon finds himself with cartoon hair that won't stop growing. It has a mind of its own and it won't allow anyone cut it. If Mr Lucey can't help him find a solution, Roy may be hairy forever and it's getting longer by the minute. Who will be victorious - science or fabulous hair?
3:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:35pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Curtain Went Up, My Trousers Went DownHank gets the lead part in the school play... a role that the school bully wanted.
4pm
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Desmond's
A selection of episodes from the second and third series of one of Channel 4's longest running sitcoms.
4pm
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Roy
Series 3, Episode 4 - Roy's QuestRoy believes he is living inside a game called Dragon's Breath. Everyone join forces to re-enact the game to help Roy return back to normal. Will Roy be stuck in the game forever, or will his family and friends help him finish the quest?
4:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 1 - Only A StoryMrs Warboys has temporarily moved in with the Meldrews after rain flooded her basement flat. Victor is doing battle with the local newspaper, which keeps mixing up the names printed alongside reader contributions.
4:25pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 4 - Battle Of The GoblinsHank finds himself in trouble when he accidentally breaks his and Frankie's science project.
5pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Affair Of The Hollow LadyNew locks on the front and back doors threaten Victor's chances of seeing the European Cup quarter-final when they keep jamming, and a widow from the local greengrocer's has designs on Victor that are more animal than vegetable.
5pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 7The super-student team captains are joined by CBBC's own four-legged friend Dodge T Dog, Newround's Ore Oduba, Susan Calman from School Of Silence and Scottish comedian Des Clarke.
6pm
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6:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 6 - WantedRodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he tries to help a drunk lady on the way home from the pub. When she screams for help he legs it home. Del, knowing of the woman's reputation, plays on Rodney's fears, but his joke backfires when Rodney goes on the run!
6:30pm30 min
Blandings
Series 2, Episode 4 - Lord Emsworth Acts For The BestClarence has grown a preposterous beard and Beach must ensure the world never gets to see it. Meanwhile, Freddie woos a Hollywood starlet by making a movie at Blandings: but Connie mustn't find out. Matters are complicated by religious maniac Drusilla on the prowl.
6:30pm
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Horrible Histories
Series 1, Episode 9A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague and Thumbelina drowns in poo.
6:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 5David Mitchell hosts the topical comedy quiz. Roisin Conaty and Andy Hamilton are the guests joining Ian Hislop and Paul Merton.
7pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Dawn French sitcom.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
7:20pm
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QI
Series B, Episode 11 - BeatsAll the questions have a music theme. With Mark Gatiss, Linda Smith and Sean Lock.
7:30pm
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8pm
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Have I Got News For You
A selection of episodes from the 45th series of the satirical panel game.
9pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - I Know What Alan Did Last SummerAlan is anxious about a visit from the Inland Revenue. To make matters worse, he has lied to his girlfriend about how well he knows U2's Bono.
9pm45 min version
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 6 - Gyles Brandreth, Melanie Chisholm, Adam HillsEx-politician Gyles Brandreth, Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Australian comedian Adam Hills try to dump acceptance speeches at award ceremonies, different types of toothpaste and abs into Room 101.
9:40pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - Alan Wide ShutAlan's book is due to be pulped and he's clearly feeling the strain at Lynn's baptism. But, needless to say, he has the last laugh.
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Problem At Gallows Gate (Part 1)When Jonathan's badger watch becomes a murder watch, the intrigue is only just beginning. For the man seen strangling a young woman had plunged to his death just weeks earlier...
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 11, Episode 3Guests Gok Wan, Sarah Millican, Seann Walsh and Amy Childs from The Only Way Is Essex, assist Jon, Jimmy and Sean to thrash out the hot topics of the week.
10pm
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Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
A selection of episodes from the first and second series of the long-running BBC Three sitcom.
10pm
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Mock The Week Looks Back At...
Episode 7 - TravelHighlights include hilarious stand-up from Miles Jupp and Rhod Gilbert, Adam Hills's leg and Frankie's legendary Richard Hammond gag.
10:15pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 10, Episode 8 - You Can't Always Get What You WantWith a verdict due from Dorien's court case, Sharon and Tracey have a scary vision of the future. Are the birds destined to part?
10:20pm
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Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
10:20pm
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Lee Evans - Big - Live At The O2
A TV broadcast of Lee Evans's record-breaking tour, which played to over half a million fans across the UK. Infectious stand-up from the top comic.
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 5Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging as Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by guests Nick Helm, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Claudia Winkleman.
10:55pm
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Have I Got News For You
A selection of episodes from the 45th series of the satirical panel game.
10:55pm
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Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 2When an unwelcome blast from Nick's past arrives, it throws him off his game, and has a dangerous effect on the rest of the team.
11pm
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Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
11pm
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Doll & Em
Series 1, Episode 3The director casts Doll as an extra in the big scene. She manages to steal the spotlight from Em.
11:10pm
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My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 3 - Chapter 3: GirlsAfter dumping Finn, Rae feels lonely in college and struggles to make friends. When the chance comes to be a part of the cool gang, she has to decide how far she'll go to fit in. Meanwhile, Archie is firmly back in the closet, which infuriates Rae - can she really be friends with someone so fake?
11:25pm
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Rhod Gilbert And The Cat That Looked Like Nicholas Lyndhurst
Welsh wonder Rhod Gilbert performs his acclaimed stand-up show at the Hammersmith Apollo.
11:40pm
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 1 - Sophie's ParentsMark is now engaged to Sophie but is having crippling doubts. After being invited to spend Sophie's birthday weekend with her parents in the countryside he is desperate to impress them, but foolishly invites Jeremy to come along.
12:10am
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Peep Show
Series 4, Episode 2 - ConferenceJez and Mark are at a hotel, each with their own nightmare to defuse. Mark is offered a promotion on condition that he delivers a presentation to the entire board, while Johnson takes a shine to Big Suze and tries to bribe Jeremy into letting him sleep with her.
12:20am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - I Know What Alan Did Last SummerAlan is anxious about a visit from the Inland Revenue. To make matters worse, he has lied to his girlfriend about how well he knows U2's Bono.
12:40am
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Bad Education
Series 2, Episode 2 - The AmericanAlfie is shocked by the arrival of a new teacher at Abbey Grove, Mr Schwimer, and even more shocked to learn that he will be taking over Alfie's own class.
12:55am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - Alan Wide ShutAlan's book is due to be pulped and he's clearly feeling the strain at Lynn's baptism. But, needless to say, he has the last laugh.
1:10am
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Pramface
Series 3, Episode 2 - Tinker, Tiger, LobsterLaura is finding it hard to live with her dad, especially when he starts dating a girl her age. Jamie gets a job as a painter/decorator but is horrified when he realises it's not his DIY skills the boss is interested in. Meanwhile Keith and Sandra discover it's hard to get rid of frozen lobsters.
1:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 7, Episode 5 - PorridgeWhilst Dorien is trying to gather further evidence against Marcus for their divorce proceedings, Tracey's attempts to get Darryl back into work and a position of responsibility backfire spectacularly.
1:30am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
1:40am
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 3, Episode 1 - Ardal O'HanlonArdal O'Hanlon returns to Dublin for his One Night Stand, supported by Gary Delaney and Josie Long.
1:55am
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Yes Minister
Special - Party GamesHaving been appointed Party Chairman, Jim finds himself sucked into the wheels of dark political machinations after the PM resigns with no clear successor. Games are afoot, and a small internal party crisis looks set to balloon - unless the humble sausage can offer a bridge between conflicting interests...
2:25am
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Al Murray's Compete For The Meat
Episode 1Al Murray presents the first episode of his new comedy quiz show. The celebrities joining Al this week are Dom Littlewood, Olivia Lee and Peter Shilton.
3am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.
3:25am
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Dirty Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee
A hidden camera prank show for Comedy Central starring Olivia Lee. Features stunts, scripted sketches and setups.