Television
TV schedule Sunday 2nd March 2014
6am
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the fourth series about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
6:10am
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School For Scoundrels
Comedy about a born loser who enrols at the College of Lifemanship and learns how to charm and ease his way to the top with the minimum of effort.
7:20am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 1 - The WeddingRichard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?
7:40am
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One Foot In The Grave
A selection of episodes from the fourth and fifth series of the sitcom starring Richard Wilson as Victor Meldrew.
7:45am
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The Likely Lads
Bob discovers that Terry is co-habiting with a Finnish beauty called Christina.
8:30am
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
9am
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 6The super-student team captains are joined by Bobby Lockwood and Louisa Connolly-Burnham from Wolfblood, and comedians Katie Mulgrew and Paul McCaffrey.
9:30am30 min
The Johnny & Inel Show
Series 2, Episode 7 - GirlfriendJohnny has got a new girlfriend JoJo, who doesn't seem to like Inel. Who will Johnny choose? Lucy Spraggen performs in studio.
11am
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11:30am
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Meet The Adebanjos
Series 1, Episode 4 - Mum On StrikeGladys, upset with the family for messing up the house, decides to go on strike. What lengths will Bayo take to get some good old African home cooking? Sade enters a radio competition and hopes to be serenaded by a British RNB sensation.
11:40am
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Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 1Clare Balding makes her first appearance in the chair. Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guests Graham Linehan and Ken Livingstone.
11:50am
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Carry On Sergeant
The first Carry On film. Sergeant Grimshawe is desperate to win the award for best troop before he retires.
12pm
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Hank Zipzer
Series 1, Episode 5 - Haunted HankSchool bully Nick McKelty oversteps the mark when he picks on Hank's little sister Emily.
12:05pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 43 - Mayor & The BearBest to stay off the streets when the bears come to town!
12:15pm
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Bottom Knocker Street
Episode 24 - Till A TronicAs Meena's new till develops a mind of its own, it is not a good time to be a food critic.
12:20pm
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12:30pm
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Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 3 - Hey Mr DJAfter a ghostly mishap on-air, Rich brings in a Sergeant Major to put everyone throuhg DJ training. Gabe decides the ghosts need their own lessons - in haunting!
12:55pm
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Dani's Castle
Series 2, Episode 4 - Don't Tell The BrideHaving decided to offer the castle for private hire as a wedding venue, the gang attempt to stage their own wedding in order to take photos for publicity...
1pm
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St Trinian's
Revival of the classic film series, sttarring Rupert Everett and Colin Firth. The girls rally round when the school is faced with financial ruin.
1:25pm
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Roy
Series 3, Episode 6 - Super Size RoyRoy creates havoc when he uses a class project to sell advertising space in his cartoon thought bubbles. Roy gets all the ads mixed up in his head, resulting in a toe-nail burger that chases his class and teachers through the school. How can Roy convince his class to chip in and help him get out of this pickle?
1:30pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of episodes from the fourth series about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced 'Bouquet').
2:15pm
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The Indian Doctor
Series 3 (BBC One Daytime), Episode 5 - Into The LightPrem and Kamini uncover the real plan behind New Trefelin.
2:35pm
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4 O'Clock Club
Series 3, Episode 9 - RadioWhen Josh discovers some old radio equipment at school, he persuades Dexter to set up a pupil-run radio station. Josh is planning to use this to make himself a star and get a date with Rachel - but he hasn't bargained for the other 4 O'Clockers getting involved.
3pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
3:05pm
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Tim Vine - Punslinger Live
A TV broadcast of Tim Vine's pun-packed 2010 stand-up show recorded at the Bloomsbury Theatre.
3:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
4:20pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 5 - The TrialVictor is on jury service and ends up waiting around at home all day to be called up for a case...
4:55pm
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The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 6The super-student team captains are joined by Bobby Lockwood and Louisa Connolly-Burnham from Wolfblood, and comedians Katie Mulgrew and Paul McCaffrey.
5pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 6 - Secret Of The Seven SorcerersVictor's conjuring hobbyists group meets at his and Margaret's house, but they run into serious trouble when a trick goes horribly wrong. On the up side, he at least has a new job to look forward to - as a lollipop man.
5:30pm
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One Foot In The Grave
1996 & 1997 Specials, Christmas Special - EndgameVictor accidentally kidnaps a businessman's mother. There is a mix-up over a holiday cottage, Victor buys a haunted caravan, and Margaret has a heart attack.
6pm
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6:25pm
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Horrible Histories
Hit sketch show based on surprising facts from world history, inspired by the hit children's book series.
6:30pm30 min
Blandings
Series 2, Episode 3 - Hallo To All ThisGalahad 'Gally' Threepwood (guest star Julian Rhind-Tutt), Clarence's incorrigible younger brother, intends to publish a fantastically indiscreet memoir that will disgrace the family. Connie must stop him at all costs.
6:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 44, Episode 1Clare Balding makes her first appearance in the chair. Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guests Graham Linehan and Ken Livingstone.
7pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the first series of the Dawn French sitcom.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 27th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
7:20pm
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7:30pm
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8pm
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QI
A selection of extended episodes from Series H of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
9pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - BravealanAlan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...
9:40pm
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Never Say Alan AgainIt's bank holiday weekend and our hero's planning to watch all the Bond movies back to back. But Michael's got a new friend at the garage, and Alan's jealous.
10pm
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Jonathan Creek
Series 2, Episode 4 - The Problem At Gallows Gate (Part 1)When Jonathan's badger watch becomes a murder watch, the intrigue is only just beginning. For the man seen strangling a young woman had plunged to his death just weeks earlier...
10pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 8Reginald D Hunter, Rachel Riley, Josh Widdicombe and Gemma Collins are the guests joining Jimmy, Jon and Sean this week.
10pm
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Dara O'Briain: This Is The Show
Recorded for DVD in 2010, Dara O'Briain presents his stand-up show in front of a live audience.
10pm
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Mock The Week Looks Back At...
Episode 6 - Science And TechnologyHighlights include anxiety about the Hadron Collider, stand-up from Michael McIntyre and Peter Mandelson's sinister machine.
10:20pm
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Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
10:30pm
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My Mad Fat Diary
Series 2, Episode 2 - Chapter 2: RadarThe long hot summer is over and Rae is starting her first year at Sixth Form College.
10:50pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 13, Episode 1Jimmy Carr once again oversees the disputes and deliberations on the topical events that set the nation's chins wagging. Jon Richardson and Sean Lock are joined by Joe Wilkinson, Ellie Taylor, Natalie Cassidy and Gabby Logan.
11pm
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Bed Of NailsHacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.
11pm
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Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast
Alan Carr presents his live show Spexy Beast, previously released on DVD in 2011.
11pm
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11pm
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QI
A selection of extended episodes from Series H of the world's cleverest and most interesting panel game.
11pm
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Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 1Nick regrets showing off to his new number 2, Towerblock. Simon and Bird come to blows over a special book belonging to the Lt Colonel.
11:30pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 6A League Of Their Own is going for an Olympic guest record, with Laura Trott and Lizzie Armitstead, Zara Phillips and funnyman Micky Flanagan.
11:40pm
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Whisky PriestAfter being told of Italian terrorists being found with British government-produced arms, Jim feels compelled to inform the PM and demand an inquiry. This is just the kind of matter, however, that the PM is particularly keen to stay ignorant of.
11:40pm
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Jeremy Makes ItJeremy is determined to move his relationship with Nancy to that of proper boyfriend and girlfriend. So, he follows Nancy's belief in God and her feeding the homeless.
11:55pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Series 2 (Channel 4: Series 3), Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Kevin Bridges and James Corden. Peter Serafinowicz is in the Countdown Corner.
12:10am
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Peep Show
Series 2, Episode 3 - Jeremy Makes ItJeremy is determined to move his relationship with Nancy to that of proper boyfriend and girlfriend. So, he follows Nancy's belief in God and her feeding the homeless.
12:20am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 3 - BravealanAlan befriends Dan Moody, owner of a successful local kitchen business, and hopes to get a great deal for fitting out his refurbished home. Dan also helps him get into the Norfolk Bravery Awards and a chance to meet Karen Colman, of the mustard dynasty...
12:40am
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Pramface
Series 3, Episode 1 - I'm Excited Too!Jamie & Laura are finally a couple, but Laura is already having cold feet. Meanwhile Beth and Mike are trying to deal with the aftermath of their night together. Sandra and Keith are facing eviction, and Alan and Janet are talking divorce.
1am
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I'm Alan Partridge
Series 2, Episode 4 - Never Say Alan AgainIt's bank holiday weekend and our hero's planning to watch all the Bond movies back to back. But Michael's got a new friend at the garage, and Alan's jealous.
1am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 11 - Love MeTonight Maeve Higgins is joined by Andy Zaltzman, Glenn Wool, Stephen Carlin and ridiculously funny Aussie Sam Simmons. Stewart Lee meets the acts backstage.
1am
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Mock The Week Looks Back At...
Episode 6 - Science And TechnologyHighlights include anxiety about the Hadron Collider, stand-up from Michael McIntyre and Peter Mandelson's sinister machine.
1:05am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 7 - Law And OrderKarl claims not to have any interest in law and order, but he still has strong opinions on noise pollution, and astounds Ricky and Stephen with his views on shoplifting.
1:20am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 12 - Still Waters Run DeepSharon and Tracey are making a fortune with their swimming pool business, then they are invited by a gangster to build a pool as a present for his girlfriend. However he wants the pool built within a week and their workforce is in Florida. Meanwhile Dorien is riddled with guilt after Marcus lands in hospital.
1:30am
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The Alternative Comedy Experience
Series 1, Episode 12 - Job SecurityTonight Henning Wehn is joined by Simon Munnery, Maeve Higgins, Phil Nichol and Boothby Graffoe, with interviews from Stewart Lee.
1:35am
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Knowing Me, Knowing You... With Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge is an insincere and skill-less chat show host. Partridge frequently demonstrated his insecurities and total lack of knowledge about his guests' lives during each broadcast.
1:35am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 8 - MedicineIn this edition, topics include Karl's thoughts on medical advancements, sickness, and an idea for a machine that would enable physicians to feel their patients' pain.
2am
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Danny Bhoy Live
A TV broadcast of Scottish stand-up comedian Danny Bhoy's first DVD, filmed in 2010.
2:05am
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Yes Minister
Series 3, Episode 5 - The Bed Of NailsHacker is flattered when the PM appoints him as the Government's new 'transport supremo', tasked with forging a grand, unified national transport policy. Sir Humphrey, however, is less than keen, and has a revelation to bring Jim back down to Earth with a bump.
2:25am
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Tommy Cooper
Sketch, stand-up and magic from the inimitable Tommy Cooper.
2:35am
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
3am
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Grouchy Young Men
Young male celebrities, including many comics, bitch and complain about life in modern Britain.
3:10am
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Bluestone 42
Series 2, Episode 1Nick regrets showing off to his new number 2, Towerblock. Simon and Bird come to blows over a special book belonging to the Lt Colonel.