Television
TV schedule Friday 7th February 2014
6am
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Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 3Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?
6am
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Fresh Fields
Series 4, Episode 6 - Caught In The ActStress hits the Fields' household when Peter's parents announce that they are coming to stay. Not even Sonia can escape their boring presence!
6:30am
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2point4 Children
Series 6, Episode 4 - The Trouble With HarryBen, Jen and David are set on getting a dog. Bill sets the trio a challenge: if they can 'take care' of an imaginary dog for a fortnight, she'll consider allowing them to get a real one...
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Pilot, Special - The British Are ComingQuiet, unassuming café owner René Artois is perfectly happy to pander to the whims of the occupying forces and wait out the war without any fuss: unfortunately for him, the French Resistance have other ideas for him and his business. Namely, a safe-house for stranded British airmen!
7:45am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
8am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Special - Sport SpecialMulti-award-winning comedy sketch show Horrible Histories returns with a special sports-themed episode, packed full of fascinating facts about some of the top sporting moments from the past.
8:10am
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8:25am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
9:30am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 2 - Country RetreatPlans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.
10:10am
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2point4 Children
Series 6, Episode 5 - The Man Who Knew Too MuchBen's 38th birthday is approaching, leaving him rather depressed about his increasing years. Relief is soon offered, however, in the form of the Purple Plug.
10:10am
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 25 - Panto PalaverWhen the actors for Mr Slater's pantomime don't turn up, Sooty, Sweep and Soo perform instead. Will The Wicked Bunny have Little Blue Riding Hood for his supper, or can Sooty the woodcutter come to her rescue?
10:50am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
11:30am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
12:10pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.
12:25pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
12:50pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 5 - Pillow TalkBoycie struggles to come to terms with the news that his prize bull is gay, and Marlene finds she's missing the noise of the city after suffering sleepless nights. Tyler is delighted to learn he's failed all but two of his GCSEs, thinking he'll no longer be accepted into private school - but his parents have other ideas.
12:50pm
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Dani's House
Series 3, Episode 2 - Chat ShowDani is asked to go on a popular afternoon chat show, but worries that her life isn't interesting enough to talk about. Jack plans to create a 'behind the scenes' video of Dani to help the situation, but it proves to make it worse.
1:10pm
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1:30pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
1:50pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dead LossSharon's mother-in-law dies and Chris is granted 24 hours compassionate leave from prison. Chris uses this to disappear. Sharon and Tony set about tracking him down.
2pm
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Harry Hill's TV Burp
Award-winning comedian Harry Hill takes a surreal look at television clips from the previous seven days.
2pm
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2:30pm
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The Green Green Grass
Series 1, Episode 2 - A Rocky StartDetermined to settle down to a quiet, village life, Boycie's first job is to sack the farm manager and ingratiate himself with the locals. Marlene is scathing - the farm has no animals and no crops - so what do these people do all day? But, undeterred, Elgin talks Boycie into starting a proper farm and their first priority is to buy a bull from a bankrupt local farmer who is fond of a drink or two.
2:30pm
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Jam & Jerusalem
Series 2, Episode 5Clatterford Guild's continuing rivalry with the guild from neighbouring Hole rears its ugly head in the form of a duet of sporting grudge matches - first netball and then crown green bowls, with all pressure on Rosie in the final moments. Meanwhile, Spike has written a love letter to Tash and offered her a dramatic ultimatum - 'leave Marcus and meet me by the Twisty Tree' - or he will give up on their love.
3:05pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Pilot, Special - The British Are ComingQuiet, unassuming café owner René Artois is perfectly happy to pander to the whims of the occupying forces and wait out the war without any fuss: unfortunately for him, the French Resistance have other ideas for him and his business. Namely, a safe-house for stranded British airmen!
3:10pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 27, Episode 3 - Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife CrisisHoward makes a bold bid for freedom via a bedroom window.
3:15pm
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Sooty
Series 2, Episode 1 - Fitness FunaticRichard is determined to get into shape at the new health spa. The only problem is that no one has warned him that Sooty, Sweep and Soo are in charge! Is Sweep's swirling jacuzzi about to leave Richard in a spin? Amy Childs of TOWIE and Celebrity Big Brother fame is the guest star.
3:50pm7 min
Shaun The Sheep
Series 4, Episode 5 - 3DTVThe Farmer is very excited by his new purchase. He calls on Bitzer to set up his new TV while he readies himself to watch life in 3D. To his surprise, it's more 3D than he could ever have imagined.
3:55pm
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
4:15pm
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Fresh Fields
Series 4, Episode 7 - Brighton Or BustHester takes part in a bike ride from south London to Brighton in aid of charity. If only she'd been on a bicycle at some point in the last decade...
4:35pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
Series 4, Episode 2 - Country RetreatPlans to buy a weekend retreat in the country take an unexpected turn when Hyacinth is keen to avoid giving estate agents the impression that they can only afford a small cottage.
4:50pm
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Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Go BetweenEccentric holiday maker, Neville Thwaite has taken a shine to David and Linda but, although keen to help them, he manages to get everything wrong!
5pm
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Timmy Time
Spin-off from Shaun The Sheep for the CBeebies channel, featuring Timmy the baby lamb and his friends.
5pm30 min
The Dog Ate My Homework
Series 1, Episode 4The super-student team captains are joined by MI High spy Oyiza Momoh, Let's Dance for Comic Relief winner Charlie Baker and comedians Katie Mulgrew and Paul McCaffrey.
5:15pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
New Year Special - Last Post And PigeonCompo's invitation to lay a wreath in Dunkirk is withdrawn because of his dress sense.
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 3 - You Must Have ShowersMildred takes a liking to the Fourmiles' shower, and orders that George arrange one to be fitted in their bathroom. Much against her better judgement, he gets old friend Jerry to do the work.
5:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:55pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 1 - Lipstick And Other ProblemsThe telltale signs of Barry's chivalrous rescue of Marina cause marital strife.
6:35pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys EmmanuelArkwright will do anything to get himself into Nurse Gladys Emmanuel's bedroom, including the use of a ladder and a box of chocolates. Meanwhile Granville takes to wearing tights on his head.
7pm
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Jam & Jerusalem
Series 2, Episode 5Clatterford Guild's continuing rivalry with the guild from neighbouring Hole rears its ugly head in the form of a duet of sporting grudge matches - first netball and then crown green bowls, with all pressure on Rosie in the final moments. Meanwhile, Spike has written a love letter to Tash and offered her a dramatic ultimatum - 'leave Marcus and meet me by the Twisty Tree' - or he will give up on their love.
7pm
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7:15pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 1, Episode 6The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
7:55pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 6, Episode 2 - Danger UXDThere is trouble in store for the Trotters when Del puts his 'high profile' business strategy into overdrive.
8:30pm30 min
Room 101
Series 3, Episode 3 - Lee Mack, Dave Myers, Ruby WaxStand-up Lee Mack, comic and presenter Ruby Wax and hairy biker Dave Myers try to dump wigs, children's parties and Ruby's own mother into Room 101.
9pm
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Fawlty Towers
A selection of episodes from the first series of the hotel-based sitcom.
9pm
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William And Mary
Series 1, Episode 4William decides to take Mary's advice and lose a few pounds, while the object of his affections is relieved to be given another chance at work, on the condition that she make herself available for night calls.
9pm
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Comedy drama about a group of builders who flee overseas in search of work.
9pm60 min
Peter Kay: Live & Back On Nights
Episode 1Peter Kay gives viewers a unique look behind the scenes of his mammoth 18 months on the road.
9pm60 min
Stella
Series 3, Episode 3Stella treats Michael for a bloody nose at the hospital. However the two are soon back to trading insults.
10pm30 min
Alan Davies Après-Ski
Episode 1Alan Davies launches his new show, with this first episode focusing on the build-up to the start of the games. Featuring studio guests Andrew Maxwell, Sofie Hagen, Konrad Bartelski and Sally-Anne Stapleford.
10pm
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10pm45 min
The Last Leg
Series 3, Episode 2Topical comedy show with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. With guest Tinie Tempah.
10pm60 min
Duck Quacks Don't Echo
Series 1, Episode 1Let the games begin as funnyman Dara O Briain, former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm and Stella herself, Ruth Jones, join Lee Mack.
10:35pm50 min
The Graham Norton Show
Series 14, Episode 17 - Toni Collette, Gary Oldman, Nick Frost, London GrammarGary Oldman talks about brushing up his English to play a Brit, Toni Collette reveals meeting Madonna was embarrassing and Nick Frost says he hates being asked to dance. British indie band London Grammar perform live in the studio.
10:40pm
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 4Adam Hills takes a seat on the left of the screen with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Jo Caulfield is back on, she's on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team again.
11pm
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A League Of Their Own
A selection of episodes from the fourth series of the sports-based panel game.
11:05pm
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 6 - Royston Vasey and the Monster from HellThe nosebleed epidemic claims a distinguished victim, and the Legz Akimbo Theatre Company misjudge the public mood.
11:10pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
11:20pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 10Comedian Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with bizarre audition tapes, the dreaded snooze button, and the third Chuckle Brother!
11:20pm
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11:25pm
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Room 101
Series 3, Episode 3 - Lee Mack, Dave Myers, Ruby WaxStand-up Lee Mack, comic and presenter Ruby Wax and hairy biker Dave Myers try to dump wigs, children's parties and Ruby's own mother into Room 101.
11:30pm
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Benidorm
Series 6, Episode 6Kenneth decides he's going on a massive health kick. Meanwhile Cyril Babcock is now the Assistant Manager at the Solana.
11:45pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
11:45pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
11:50pm
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Tim Minchin: Live
A two hour TV broadcast of Australian musical comedian Tim Minchin's stage show at London's Bloomsbury Theatre in 2008.
11:50pm30 min
Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 5Pete Swivel decides the youth club needs a sex education class from a professional; French bon viveur Marcel Lucont recollects his earliest memories; and East End Cabaret provide an eye-watering tale of how to deal with a stiff situation.
11:55pm
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The Midnight Beast
Series 2, Episode 3 - Beast Holiday EverThe Midnight Beast have finally saved up enough money to go on holiday.
12:10am
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 6 - Dead LossSharon's mother-in-law dies and Chris is granted 24 hours compassionate leave from prison. Chris uses this to disappear. Sharon and Tony set about tracking him down.
12:15am
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Steptoe & Son
Disaster looms when restless rag-and-bone man Harold Steptoe decides to get married - against his father's wishes.
12:20am
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French And Saunders
Long-running popular sketch show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders.
12:30am
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Cardinal Burns
Series 1, Episode 4There's a massacre in a salsa class, we meet Target Blonde, the tallest rock band in the world, and join cockney cabbies Phil and Terry, who've had a fight with Richard Branson on a flight to the moon.
12:55am
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1am
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Lee Kern's Celebrity Bedlam
Episode 1 - ScienceLee Kern looks at the topic of science. He poses as a scientist in a fake laboratory and manages to convince certain celebrities that they are meeting human clones of themselves.
1:05am
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Uncle
Series 1, Episode 4 - FavouritesErrol's paternal grandmother is hosting a family luncheon and Sam ropes Andy into coming along for moral support.
1:10am
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Lee Evans Live At Her Majesty's Theatre
Lee Evans captured at his hilarious best at Her Majesty's Theatre in London.
1:25am
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The League Of Gentlemen
Series 2, Episode 6 - Royston Vasey and the Monster from HellThe nosebleed epidemic claims a distinguished victim, and the Legz Akimbo Theatre Company misjudge the public mood.
1:35am
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Mock The Week
Series 5, Episode 4Adam Hills takes a seat on the left of the screen with Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle. Meanwhile Jo Caulfield is back on, she's on Russell Howard and Andy Parsons's team again.
1:35am
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Very Important People
Episode 6Another episode of the show that mocks our beloved stars and satirises a culture bamboozled by trivia, gossip and regurgitated ideas.
1:55am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 4 - Three GirlfriendsFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
2:05am
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The Last Leg
Series 3, Episode 2Topical comedy show with Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. With guest Tinie Tempah.
2:05am
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George & Mildred
Series 4, Episode 3 - You Must Have ShowersMildred takes a liking to the Fourmiles' shower, and orders that George arrange one to be fitted in their bathroom. Much against her better judgement, he gets old friend Jerry to do the work.
2:10am
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2:25am
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Just Good Friends
Series 1, Episode 3Penny and Vince meet for a walk where they agree to continue being friends and she is even persuaded to have dinner at his flat. But can they spend an evening together without rekindling the past?
2:30am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 2, Episode 8Ricky reads some predictions for the future and Karl shares his theories on them.
2:40am
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 1, Episode 1 - Ben EltonThis week Ben Elton performs at the Broadway Theatre in his hometwon of Catford, London in his first televisied stand-up in a decade. Featuring support from Jason Byrne and Tom Stade.
3am
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 10Comedian Seann Walsh delves into the depths of the internet. Tonight he deals with bizarre audition tapes, the dreaded snooze button, and the third Chuckle Brother!
3am
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Live At The Electric
Series 3, Episode 5Pete Swivel decides the youth club needs a sex education class from a professional; French bon viveur Marcel Lucont recollects his earliest memories; and East End Cabaret provide an eye-watering tale of how to deal with a stiff situation.
3:25am
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Grouchy Young Men
Series 1, Episode 2These twenty-something celebrity blokes, including Jim Jeffries and Russell Kane, are rather dazed and confused with the issue of being now, irrefutably grown up.
3:30am
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Uncle
Series 1, Episode 4 - FavouritesErrol's paternal grandmother is hosting a family luncheon and Sam ropes Andy into coming along for moral support.