Television
TV schedule Tuesday 27th August 2013
6:15am
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The Good Life
Summer Special - When I'm 65A check-up gives Jerry a wake up call and starts the Leadbetters on a health drive. After days of ridicule from Tom the two decide to settle their differences in a race around Surbiton.
7am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Otherwise EngagedWhen Denise recognises René as her long-lost childhood sweetheart, she sets him free - after beginning arrangements for their wedding. Meanwhile, Helga continues to try to work her way into Gruber's confidence.
7:05am
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Carpool
Chat show in which Robert Llewellyn interviews celebrities whilst driving them in his car.
7:35am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
7:50am
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cocktail HourAlan's getting more serious about Caroline, but her parents are well-to-do and Rigsby's far from convinced that the young scruff could possibly make the relationship work. Especially when he's not invited to a party in his own house...
8:10am
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My Family
Series 9, Episode 2 - Bringing Up JaneyJaney wants to keep her new man under wraps, while a suspicious Ben tries to expose an affair between Susan and a client.
8:25am
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Dani's Castle
Series 1, Episode 1 - The CastleDani inherits a castle in Ireland from a long-lost aunt, but gets more than she bargained for when she arrives.
8:50am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 5Aveline is taken to hospital and the family gather to comfort her. Joey finds out that Roxy is married.
8:55am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 1 - The WeddingRichard has been acting strangely all week, and Sooty and the gang are convinced he is getting married. But they have not been invited! With the wedding only a day away, can Sooty and Sweep keep out of mischief and give Richard a day to remember?
9:10am
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Sooty
Series 1, Episode 2 - The Swimming LessonSweep is scared of the water and cannot reach his frisbee when it lands in the sea. Luckily Richard is giving swimming lessons at the holiday park, and Sooty wants Sweep to join in. Will Sweep take the plunge and overcome his fears?
9:30am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 6The annual mock-battle between the Cavaliers and the Roundheads is about to take place. Martin wants to be in charge of the Cavaliers, but Paul has been voted into the job. Instead, he leads the Roundheads and a direct duel with Paul!
10:10am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 9The Vikings launch their advert for We Sell Any Monk, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice-obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.
10:50am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 7 - A Hair Of The Blonde That Bit YouWhen Pearl finds a long blonde hair on Howard, he recruits his friends to explain it.
11am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 5It may be half-time, but the quiz continues to provide a high quotient of belly laughs. Boxer Amir Khan joins the Reds, while comedian Jack Whitehall is picked for the Blues.
11:30am
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
11:30am
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 6There's everything to play for as the premiere panel show continues. While former Olympic champion Karen Pickering joins the Reds, comedian Jimmy Carr is picked for the Blues.
12pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
12:10pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
12:50pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 5 - Otherwise EngagedWhen Denise recognises René as her long-lost childhood sweetheart, she sets him free - after beginning arrangements for their wedding. Meanwhile, Helga continues to try to work her way into Gruber's confidence.
1:10pm
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Doctor In Distress
Dr Simon Sparrow (Dirk Bogarde) returns to St Swithin's as an experienced doctor but he still has a roving eye for the ladies.
1:25pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 6 - A Marriage Of InconvenienceAs René's wedding approaches, Edith grows increasingly wistful for their past together. Unknown to René, she plots with Michelle - for the good of the Resistance, naturally - to take Denise's place at the altar.
1:30pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 23 - Technical HitchJaz's phone breaks and results in her being sent an older model with a much older Genie. Nobody ever reads the manual!
1:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2pm
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My Family
Series 9, Episode 2 - Bringing Up JaneyJaney wants to keep her new man under wraps, while a suspicious Ben tries to expose an affair between Susan and a client.
2:10pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
2:35pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 6The annual mock-battle between the Cavaliers and the Roundheads is about to take place. Martin wants to be in charge of the Cavaliers, but Paul has been voted into the job. Instead, he leads the Roundheads and a direct duel with Paul!
2:50pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.
3:05pm
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DNN
Series 1, Episode 7Phil Tyme tracks down an awards winner; Nellie Osmond meets a scientist investigating dolphin communication; and Bob launches his own book, Bobbing Along.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 6 - Gnome And AwayHoward has a problem delivering a gift.
3:30pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 12 - Still Waters Run DeepSharon and Tracey are making a fortune with their swimming pool business, then they are invited by a gangster to build a pool as a present for his girlfriend. However he wants the pool built within a week and their workforce is in Florida. Meanwhile Dorien is riddled with guilt after Marcus lands in hospital.
3:50pm
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The Upper Hand
Series 1, Episode 1 - Just The JobWith the Burrows' arrival in the Wheatley household, there could be more than one career shift in the works. It's all change in Henley!
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 7 - A Hair Of The Blonde That Bit YouWhen Pearl finds a long blonde hair on Howard, he recruits his friends to explain it.
4:20pm
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Duty Free
Series 3, Episode 3 - Close UpThe Wish You Were Here team have arrived at the hotel and the Brits have all become budding T.V. stars for the day.
4:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 3 - The Housekeeper CaperArkwright advertises for a live-in housekeeper. It doesn't succeed in getting Nurse Gladys Emmanuel jealous but does tempt the "Black Widow", the formidable Mrs Feathermore...
4:55pm
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Way We WereIt's Henry's wedding anniversary, but seven years after his divorce there is nothing to celebrate and he goes to the club as normal. While he is out, Matthew welcomes a special guest into his father's home.
5:10pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 9Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
5:10pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 4 - The Errand Boy ExecutiveTo impress Stephanie, a young lady from the boutique, Granville claims he is an "executive" and that Arkwright is his "faithful old assistant".
5:25pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
6pm
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One Foot In The Grave
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hearts Of DarknessA day out in the country and a gentle trip on the river leads to epic complications for the Meldrews, Mrs Warboys and Nick Swainey when they find themselves marooned in the middle of a misty river.
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 1 - The Lair Of The Cat CreatureTruly, Clegg and Billy come to the aid of a failed birdman.
6:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 3 - The Longest NightWhile out shopping at Top-Buys, the Trotters are taken to the supermarket manager's office believing that they have won a prize. Instead, they are held hostage when an armed robbery goes wrong.
7pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 24, Episode 2 - Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An IntroductionClegg and Truly meet Entwistle, a fount of Oriental wisdom.
7pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Shakespeare Season Special - The Immortal BardShakespeare-themed special with Bill Bailey, David Mitchell and Sue Perkins.
7:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 4 - Tea For ThreeWhen a pretty niece of Trigger's arrives in the Nag's Head, Del and Rodney indulge in a little sibling rivalry in an effort to win her fair hand. One of them, however, ends up doing a spot of unscheduled hang-gliding.
7:40pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.
8pm
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Outnumbered
Series 4, Episode 4There is a lot to discuss at Ben's parents' evening including muggers, dangerous chemicals and re-enactments of the Great Plague. Mum is still suspicious Jake is hiding something and Karen decides which of the world's great religions to lead.
8:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 12 - Still Waters Run DeepSharon and Tracey are making a fortune with their swimming pool business, then they are invited by a gangster to build a pool as a present for his girlfriend. However he wants the pool built within a week and their workforce is in Florida. Meanwhile Dorien is riddled with guilt after Marcus lands in hospital.
8:40pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 1 - The ArrivalFollowing the death of the ancient Reverend Pottle, the inhabitants of rural backwater Dibley are looking forward to a younger, more mentally capable ecclesiastical figure. However, they'd be less surprised to see Mr Blobby popping up in their pulpit than the buxom Geraldine Granger - a female vicar!
9pm30 min
Seann Walsh World
Episode 7The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series H, Christmas Special - Hocus PocusA special and magical Christmas edition with Graham Norton, Lee Mack and Daniel Radcliffe.
9:20pm
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6 - BirthdayEdina is forty. As her family and friends gather, Edina sulks at the horror of her age and hides upstairs. She's determined to only enjoy the day on her terms - and that means annoying everyone else.
9:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 8 - Jack Whitehall, Josh Widdicombe, Shappi KhorsandiHost Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.
10pm
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 1 - DateAfter an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.
10pm30 min
Family Tree
Episode 7 - IndiansBea and Pete fly in to the US, joining Tom and Monk on a visit to an Indian reservation to investigate the possibility that Tom and Bea's grandmother was a native American.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm30 min
Badults
Series 1, Episode 6 - PastA night of reminiscing and revelation as Tom, Ben and Rachel help Matthew remember what happened to a missing childhood toy. If Matthew can track down his final Pog he will have a complete collection in mint condition and they'll all be rich.
10:30pm
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Big Bad World
Episode 1Ben returns to his home town of Great Yarmouth after university only to discover his ex-girlfriend Lucy has a new boyfriend and his parents have destroyed his bedroom.
10:35pm60 min
My Hero: Ben Miller On Tony Hancock
Comedian Ben Miller explores the work of one of his greatest inspirations, sitcom legend Tony Hancock.
10:40pm
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Miranda
Series 1, Episode 2 - TeacherMiranda is rather British when it comes to sex, or shenanigans as she likes to call it. Trying to overcome her hang-ups she decides the way forward with Gary would be to create a romantic moment so he'll see her in a sexual light.
11pm
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Seann Walsh World
Episode 7The biggest spider ever, laddish banter, money saving with Roy, and internet 'sexperts' feature this week.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 4The regulars look back at another week's news with the help of guests Seann Walsh, Zoe Lyons and Milton Jones.
11pm50 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 7Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Jack Dee, Victoria Coren, Matt Edmondson and Rob Beckett.
11:05pm
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 7 - Night Of The Nearly DeadMrs Doyle wins a competition to meet a singer, the obsession of middle-aged women across Ireland. When she inadvertently reveals the date of his visit, the house is beseiged by dozens upon dozens of menopausal women.
11:20pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made SaunaDeborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.
11:25pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 11 - Puppy LoveA Saturday night in sends Sharon, Tracey and Dorien in search of their first boyfriends. But it doesn't quite turn out how any of them expected.
11:30pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 8 - Jack Whitehall, Josh Widdicombe, Shappi KhorsandiHost Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.
11:35pm
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My Hero: Ben Miller On Tony Hancock
Comedian Ben Miller explores the work of one of his greatest inspirations, sitcom legend Tony Hancock.
11:40pm
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Father Ted
Series 3, Episode 8 - Going To AmericaA successful American priest sees Ted talking down a fellow priest from a window ledge, and invites him to move over to LA and become a television celebrity cleric.
11:40pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 6Greg Davies hosts the pop quiz, with Noel Fielding and guest team captain Frankie Boyle. Plus TOWIE star Amy Childs, Tinchy Stryder, Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps and Holly Walsh.
Midnight
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
12:20am
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Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Highlights SpecialAll the best bits of Series 1 of the panel show in which Alexander Armstrong makes panellists devise - as well as answer - the questions.
12:25am
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Richard Bacon's Beer & Pizza Club
Series 2, Episode 1Today's guests are comedians Russell Kane and Reginald D Hunter, and broadcaster Giles Coren. Topics include - who would you hate to be stuck in a lift with - and what can't you do that everyone else can?
12:35am
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Absolutely Fabulous
Series 1, Episode 6 - BirthdayEdina is forty. As her family and friends gather, Edina sulks at the horror of her age and hides upstairs. She's determined to only enjoy the day on her terms - and that means annoying everyone else.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
1:05am
(repeat)
Birds Of A Feather
Series 6, Episode 12 - Still Waters Run DeepSharon and Tracey are making a fortune with their swimming pool business, then they are invited by a gangster to build a pool as a present for his girlfriend. However he wants the pool built within a week and their workforce is in Florida. Meanwhile Dorien is riddled with guilt after Marcus lands in hospital.
1:10am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 7 - Home-Made SaunaDeborah and Dorothy are away for the weekend, and Tony concentrates his energies on converting the shed into a sauna.
1:10am
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Badults
Series 1, Episode 6 - PastA night of reminiscing and revelation as Tom, Ben and Rachel help Matthew remember what happened to a missing childhood toy. If Matthew can track down his final Pog he will have a complete collection in mint condition and they'll all be rich.
1:20am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Stand-up comedy from London's famous club, The Comedy Store.
1:40am
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Getting On
Series 2, Episode 2While Den and Matron Hilary Loftus are flirting behind closed doors, an incident on the ward triggers the blame game. Meanwhile, Pippa receives good news about her faecal forum paper, and the arrival of consultant Peter Healy further lightens her mood.
1:45am
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PhoneShop
Series 3, Episode 5 - Hair TodayAs a new shop opens on the high street, Jerwayne and Ashley believe they're witnessing the green shoots of recovery in their love life. Meanwhile Janine is making Lance look fabulous, and Christopher is... Hang on. Where is Christopher?
2am
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Mock The Week
Series 9, Episode 4The regulars look back at another week's news with the help of guests Seann Walsh, Zoe Lyons and Milton Jones.
2:10am
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 3, Episode 3 - Mr Jolly Lives Next DoorThe inappropriately named hit man Mr Jolly rents office space next door to the alcoholic incompetents Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson, proprietors of Dreamy Time Escorts, London's seediest escort agency.
2:10am
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Beaver Falls
Series 2, Episode 6Flynn and PJ's big day has finally arrived and seems to be having a crazy effect on everyone except the happy couple.
2:30am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 6Greg Davies hosts the pop quiz, with Noel Fielding and guest team captain Frankie Boyle. Plus TOWIE star Amy Childs, Tinchy Stryder, Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps and Holly Walsh.
3am
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Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Highlights SpecialAll the best bits of Series 1 of the panel show in which Alexander Armstrong makes panellists devise - as well as answer - the questions.