Television
TV schedule Monday 19th August 2013
6am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Christmas Special - Extra! Extra!Vampires, witches, and other ghostly figures begin to appear all over town yet nobody bats an eyelid.
6:55am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 1 - Prisoners Of WarIt is 1941 and René, Edith, the Colonel, the Captain, Maria and Yvette are still stuck inside Normandy's Stalag Luft IV. Eventually Hans is flung over the fence, but escape methods must be found for the others - not to mention the genuine POWs, if possible!
7:30am
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 2 - Camp DanceWhilst Edith, René, Yvette and the Colonel manage to make their escape from the camp (hiding in a rubbish truck, with Gruber's help), Maria has managed to post herself to Switzerland. Hans has also disappeared following his successful breakout; where could he have got to?
7:50am
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Rising Damp
Series 2, Episode 7 - Things That Go Bump In The NightCould rumours of the Grey Lady who haunts the house, be true? Rigsby certainly believes so, although he has not seen her - yet.
8:05am
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My Family
Series 8, Episode 5 - Neighbour WarsHaving run over Mr Casey's dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. Casey plays the sympathy card for all its worth - and, according to his insurance claim, it seems that it may be worth quite a lot!
8:25am
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Sadie J
Series 3, Episode 5 - LittlemixamondoRico and Dede battle it out to prove who is really Sadie's best friend - whoever wins gets to meet their favourite girl band.
8:45am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 6The Boswells' pet dog, Mongy, is not well and the family rally round to make sure he gets the treatment he needs. Meanwhile, Billy continues to mope - until Julie returns from London.
8:55am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:25am
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 1A pile of manure has been dumped on Martin's drive by accident. When a skip arrives for the removal of the waste product, he ends up with more unwanted rubbish.
10:05am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 5 - Surprise At ThrostlenestWhile preparations are being made for Compo's funeral, Nora finds a letter he has written.
10:30am
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Horrible Histories
Series 3, Episode 3A confused First World War soldier experiences his first day in the trenches, David Baddiel reveals another not-so Scary Story as Vincenzo Larfoff, and more.
10:45am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
11:25am
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
12pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
12:05pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 2 - Horse-tradingArkwright thinks he's done great business when he offloads some genuine Yorkshire clothes horses on a local Asian shopkeeper...
12:45pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 1 - Prisoners Of WarIt is 1941 and René, Edith, the Colonel, the Captain, Maria and Yvette are still stuck inside Normandy's Stalag Luft IV. Eventually Hans is flung over the fence, but escape methods must be found for the others - not to mention the genuine POWs, if possible!
1:25pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 2 - Camp DanceWhilst Edith, René, Yvette and the Colonel manage to make their escape from the camp (hiding in a rubbish truck, with Gruber's help), Maria has managed to post herself to Switzerland. Hans has also disappeared following his successful breakout; where could he have got to?
1:30pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 17 - UpgradesWhen Jaz needs to clean the house after a party, Gene gets all the household appliances to help.
1:55pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2pm
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My Family
Series 8, Episode 5 - Neighbour WarsHaving run over Mr Casey's dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. Casey plays the sympathy card for all its worth - and, according to his insurance claim, it seems that it may be worth quite a lot!
2:10pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
2:40pm
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Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 3, Episode 1A pile of manure has been dumped on Martin's drive by accident. When a skip arrives for the removal of the waste product, he ends up with more unwanted rubbish.
2:50pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 12 - All Gone Pear ShapedSharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.
3:10pm
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DNN
Series 1, Episode 1A world exclusive with Wayne Rooney, the exciting future of school exams, and a musical tribute to Harry Styles.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 5 - Surprise At ThrostlenestWhile preparations are being made for Compo's funeral, Nora finds a letter he has written.
3:30pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Beautiful GameTracey manages a boys' football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life.
3:50pm
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Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 2 - Conduct UnbecomingThe intrepid trio come to the rescue when Dr. Thorpe examines a woman patient without a nurse present.
4pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 21, Episode 6 - Just A Small FuneralClegg and Truly brace themselves for their saddest moment - Compo's funeral - while Howard is torn between three demanding ladies.
4:20pm
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Duty Free
Series 2, Episode 4 - El AstroFrazer Hines is staying in the hotel and there's great excitement among the British guests.
4:40pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 1 - Soulmate WeekendGranville is desperate for female company, so he decides to resort to advertising. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.
4:50pm
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Doctor In Clover
Gaston Grimsdyke goes on a medical school course run by Sir Lancelot Spratt. Stars Leslie Phillips.
4:55pm
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 1 - A New LifeHenry Willows was divorced seven years ago when his wife took up with another man, and apart from the daily visits of his cleaning lady he has grown used to living alone. The sudden arrival of 17-year-old Matthew, one of his three long-estranged children, disturbs the quiet, orderly running of the home.
5:10pm
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Monarch Of The Glen
Series 4, Episode 4Comedy drama set in the Scottish Highlands, based on the comic novels of Compton Mackenzie.
5:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 4, Episode 2 - Horse-tradingArkwright thinks he's done great business when he offloads some genuine Yorkshire clothes horses on a local Asian shopkeeper...
5:25pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
6pm
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Jo Brand's Great Wall Of Comedy
Episode 1A fun panel show about all things sitcom, with Jo Brand hosting, Barry Cryer and Rebecca Front as team captains, and Tony Robinson and Hugh Dennis the first guests.
6:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
6:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 2 - Strained RelationsIt's Grandad's funeral. His brother, Uncle Albert, attempts to comfort Rodney, who's distraught and disgusted with the rest of the family's jovial manner. But it's soon Del who's in a black mood, when Albert's side of the family disappear without him...
7pm
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7pm60 min version (repeat)
QI
Series I, Christmas Special - IceA Christmas special with Ross Noble, Sean Lock and Brian Blessed.
7:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Episode 3 - Hole In OneIn the middle of the worst, wettest winter in memory, all the brothers have to flog is sun-tan lotion. Things are looking grim until Uncle Albert falls down the cellar hatch at the Nag's Head: a big compensation package could set them up nicely. Unfortunately, Del's unaware of Albert's past...
7:40pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 12 - All Gone Pear ShapedSharon is still in love with her boyfriend, Colin, and she plucks up the courage to tell her husband. However, she refrains from telling him that Colin is a policeman.
8pm
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Outnumbered
Series 3, Episode 3Karen recreates The Apprentice, Ben takes a close interest in Dad's medical tests, Mum thinks Jake's healthy interest in girls is becoming unhealthy, and the ghost of John McEnroe hovers over Dad's Saturday morning game of tennis. Karen decides to sort things out.
8:20pm
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Birds Of A Feather
Series 5, Episode 13 - The Beautiful GameTracey manages a boys' football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life.
8:30pm
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Would I Lie To You?
Series 6, Episode 5Andy Hamilton, Gabby Logan, Dr Christian Jessen and Diane Parish join Rob, Lee and David.
8:40pm
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Blackadder
Blackadder Goes Forth, Episode 5 - General HospitalWith the Germans aware of every one of the British army's moves before they've even made them, General Melchett tracks the source to a spy in the nearby hospital. Blackadder is called upon to root out the Kraut snoop and bring him to justice.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
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Shaun Of The Dead
Zombie-filled romantic comedy. When zombies start to roam London, Shaun must kickstart himself into action to save those closest to him.
9:20pm
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 6Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...
10pm
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 1Hetty Wolf takes her first ever flight with Great British Air; husband and wife pilots Simon and Jackie sort out their marriage at 35,000 feet; and Omar is forced to do something about the lack of life-jackets on his planes.
10pm
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The Sarah Millican Television Programme
Series 2, Episode 4Sarah talks to the BBC's political editor Nick Robinson about life in Downing Street, has a dream-like experience on the BBC Breakfast sofa with Bill Turnbull and goes clubbing with the cast of Geordie Shore.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10:35pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 43, Episode 1Episodes and Dirk Gently star Stephen Mangan takes his third stint in the guest host chair to help kick off the first series of 2012. Miles Jupp and Grace Dent are the guests.
10:40pm
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 2A 'sudden wing malfunction' delays FlyLo passengers on their way to Malaga, while Melody and Taaj get tough with FlyLo's new baggage allowance regulations.
11pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 11Liza Tarbuck hosts this edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are pop superstars Rita Ora and Labrinth, Jameela Jamil and comedian Jason Manford.
11:20pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Good Pub GuideTony tries to muscle in on Deborah's new-found interest in astrology, while Gary grills the pub's new landlord on his lock-in and deferred-payment policies.
11:20pm40 min version (repeat)
Room 101
Series 2, Episode 4 - Deborah Meaden, Paloma Faith, Jason ManfordDragon's Den star Deborah Meaden, singer Paloma Faith and stand-up Jason Manford nominate people who use the phrase "all due respect", Fifty Shades of Grey and Lush into Room 101.
11:35pm
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Benidorm
Series 2, Episode 5Mateo tries to get back with his old flame, Kelly. Unfortunately Kelly's mother Sylvia is in town and she doesn't suffer fools gladly.
11:40pm
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Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Robert Webb and Andrew Maxwell are the guests for the fifth episode of the show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions.
Midnight
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The Royle Family
Series 3, Episode 6Baby David's freshly Christened, and the family are having a proper knees-up in celebration. As the Royle clan and their closest friends gather in the sitting room, Denise and Dave sneak upstairs for a quiet moment with the little one. But Antony's got an announcement...
Midnight
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Chekhov: Comedy Shorts
Episode 2 - The BearSmirnoff (Julian Barratt) a rude and boorish landowner, calls on the recently widowed Popova (Julia Davis). Also starring Reece Shearsmith.
12:20am
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The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 3Tess Daly and Vernon Kay pick up an unexpected holiday hitch-hiker, and Fiona Bruce is up to her old tricks again on Antiques Roadshow.
12:40am
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 1Hetty Wolf takes her first ever flight with Great British Air; husband and wife pilots Simon and Jackie sort out their marriage at 35,000 feet; and Omar is forced to do something about the lack of life-jackets on his planes.
1am60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
1am
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Misfits
Series 4, Episode 3Rudy and his down-beat doppelganger are forced to unite as they have to confront a long-forgotten face from their shared past.
1:15am
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Come Fly With Me
Episode 2A 'sudden wing malfunction' delays FlyLo passengers on their way to Malaga, while Melody and Taaj get tough with FlyLo's new baggage allowance regulations.
1:15am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 19Mick Ferry on Newcastle, Charlie Baker on getting fat, Jason John Whitehead on racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent on Crocs and road rage.
1:20am
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Monty Python: Almost The Truth
Episode 5The Pythons look back at the making of arguably the greatest comedy film ever, Monty Python's Life Of Brian, and the controversy it caused.
1:45am
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 2 - The Good Pub GuideTony tries to muscle in on Deborah's new-found interest in astrology, while Gary grills the pub's new landlord on his lock-in and deferred-payment policies.
1:55am
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Only When I Laugh
Series 4, Episode 2 - Conduct UnbecomingThe intrepid trio come to the rescue when Dr. Thorpe examines a woman patient without a nurse present.
2am
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 11Liza Tarbuck hosts this edition. Joining Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus on the teams are pop superstars Rita Ora and Labrinth, Jameela Jamil and comedian Jason Manford.
2:05am
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Live At The Electric
Series 2, Episode 7Lothario Antonio tells us how to stimulate a woman's mind, Film Fizz's Chris Kendall goes head to head with Colin Firth and snooty Frenchman Marcel Lucont shares his views on religion.
2:15am
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The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 6 - SlagsIn the not-too distant future, the evil Slags confront the 'nice' Hawaiians, who control with goodwill and flower garlands, in a story of passion and shadowy violence.
2:15am
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Comedy Central At The Comedy Store
Series 1, Episode 19Mick Ferry on Newcastle, Charlie Baker on getting fat, Jason John Whitehead on racism and fame, and Jeff Innocent on Crocs and road rage.
2:20am
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Beaver Falls
Series 2, Episode 5It's the end of the world according to some publicity-seeking prophet in the news and Beaver Falls has gone mad.
2:30am
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Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 1, Episode 5Jimmy Carr, Robert Webb and Andrew Maxwell are the guests for the fifth episode of the show in which panellists devise - and answer - the questions.
3am
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 2There's a man with a very very tiny office; you can hear the conspiracy behind the conspiracy behind the fake fake moon landings; and you can find out how to get cash for any unused plutonium you have around the house. Plus Ted and Peter are here to bring you all the excitement of Late Night Dog Poker.
3:15am40 min version (repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 15, Episode 6Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by celebrity guests Alex Jones, Joe Wilkinson, Danny Dyer and Miles Jupp as they thrash out the hot topics of the week.
3:30am
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 6The comedy duo introduce an evil robot in disguise, and demonstrate how to ensure there is enough cat in a person's diet. They also explain their theories on why shop-set sketches have become redundant, and pay a visit to an elderly Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson as they encounter their cruelest enemy yet.