Television
TV schedule Monday 22nd April 2013
6am
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2point4 Children
Series 8, Episode 5 - Carry On ScreamingAs the adoption proceedings with Declan progress, social services manage to trace some of Ben's relatives - family he never knew he had, and talk of something handed down through the male line...
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 11 - Let's Get Away From It AllGary's life is on the move in both time zones as Yvonne sets her heart on a new flat and Phoebe wants to leave The Royal Oak. Both have surprises in store for the weary traveller...
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 1 - You're Driving Me CrazyWith both of the women in his life expecting babies, Gary finds there are heavy demands on his time - not to mention his bank balance.
7:40am
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Bread
Series 7, Episode 2Freddie has been reported missing and when Jack intercepts Lilo Lill turning up at the Boswells' looking for him, concern grows. But, for Billy, life is beginning to take on a sunnier aspect - thanks to Connie. Adrian, on the other hand, finds his love life to be full of disappointment - thanks to Irene!
7:45am
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Fit
Episode 6Find out what one dad really gets up to when he 'goes to work', watch a one-sided fight between a boxer and a vending machine and meet some synchronized swimmers who can't break the habit.
8:20am
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The Best Of Les Dawson
Episode 3Four-part series paying tribute to Les Dawson, famous for his deadpan wit and curmudgeonly persona. Featuring clips from some of his classic sketches and comedy performances.
9am
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the cornershop sitcom.
9:05am
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Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 11 - A Fine BromanceWhen Dani's gorgeous cousin Marco comes to visit, Dani decides to matchmake him with Ruby. Instead though, Marco and Jack become inseparable. Meanwhile Max and Ben's attempt to write a love song gets very bad online feedback. They realise they need to get some first-hand experience of love.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
10am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 8 - The AnniversaryStan and his family are celebrating Olive and Arthur's 10th wedding anniversary. Aunt Maud has seen fit to send them a dog as a gift, but Arthur is none too amused.
10:30am
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Dorothy LettersWhen Mildred discovers a batch of love letters wrapped up in George's belongings, addressed to a 'Dorothy' and the most recent only four months old, she's naturally somewhat worried.
10:35am
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 13 - Bogey BrothersA nasty surprise awaits the unruly monsters when their fiendish behaviour becomes too much for the Carlson family.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 21st series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 17.00.
11am
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Scoop
Series 2, Episode 12 - Back Tud-or FutureDigby is convinced he has time travelled to King Henry VIII's royal court.
12:50pm
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Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 11 - A Fine BromanceWhen Dani's gorgeous cousin Marco comes to visit, Dani decides to matchmake him with Ruby. Instead though, Marco and Jack become inseparable. Meanwhile Max and Ben's attempt to write a love song gets very bad online feedback. They realise they need to get some first-hand experience of love.
1pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 1 - You're Driving Me CrazyWith both of the women in his life expecting babies, Gary finds there are heavy demands on his time - not to mention his bank balance.
1:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 21 - Flight To GenevaMichelle's latest scheme for the escape of the airmen (involving a mini-submarine) pushes René over the edge, and he attempts to elope with Yvette - and the two original paintings - to Switzerland.
1:50pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 21 - Indoor ActivitiesWhen Jaz, Mobbsy and Naoko miss a school trip and get locked inside the school overnight, Gene creates his own survival course for them.
2:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of four episodes of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).
3:15pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
4:10pm
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
4:15pm
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Home To Roost
Series 2, Episode 5 - The TestHenry suffers every father's nightmare when he has to teach Matthew how to drive. But how long will Henry's new 1800 stay in mint condition and which driver does Mrs T. prefer?
4:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 9 - Cover UpStan offers to re-cover Mum's upholstery but he can only get hold of the material used for bus seats.
5:15pm
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Gigglebiz
CBeebies legend Justin Fletcher gets the nation's under-sixes laughing their socks off with his collection of crazy comedy characters.
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Business Like Show BusinessIt's Christmas, and Mildred has finally been given her first role in the Hampton Wick Players' annual pantomime - as one of Cinderella's ugly sisters.
5:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:50pm
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 4After a string of pearls, a host of crucifixes, and numerous other high-value items disappear from Betty's room, Harvey threatens to call the police in to investigate the apparent crimewave. It's down to Tom Holmes to solve this one.
7pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 4, Episode 2 - In The MoodGary fears he may not be the only one who can go back to 1942 when young Arthur disappears from the shop.
7:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 21 - Flight To GenevaMichelle's latest scheme for the escape of the airmen (involving a mini-submarine) pushes René over the edge, and he attempts to elope with Yvette - and the two original paintings - to Switzerland.
7:40pm
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 3Featuring appearances from actor and comedian Johnny Vegas, Sky Sports presenter Charlotte Jackson and former Spurs manager Harry Redknapp, no doubt looking forward to a bit of father-son time with Jamie.
8:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love And MarriageLove is definitely in the air. Alice and Hugo's marriage is now just days away, and as long as her mum can have the dress knitted in time, the eccentric event will be something for the whole village to remember. There's also a visitor in the village, David's younger brother Simon...
8:20pm
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Waiting For God
Series 2, Episode 4After a string of pearls, a host of crucifixes, and numerous other high-value items disappear from Betty's room, Harvey threatens to call the police in to investigate the apparent crimewave. It's down to Tom Holmes to solve this one.
9pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 2Alexander Armstrong hosts another dose of Have I Got News For You, with panellists Danny Baker and Louise Mensch MP.
9:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
10pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 4 - SwanseaMichael McIntyre takes his Comedy Roadshow over the Severn Bridge to Swansea's Grand Theatre this week. The comic is joined in the Valleys by headliner Sean Lock along with Steve Williams, Ava Vidal and Alun Cochrane.
10pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 5Lee Mack is in the host's chair this week, with guests Chris Ramsey, Professor Green and Joe Wilkinson.
10pm60 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
10pm30 min
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 6 - SaturnaliaIt's the festival of Saturnalia and the celebration on the stroke of midnight is the perfect opportunity for Marcus to make a move on Cynthia. But will his efforts be in vain?
10:35pm45 min version
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 3This week's guest host are Warwick Davis. Joining Ian and Paul as panellists will be writer, broadcaster and former Conservative Member of Parliament Gyles Brandreth, and comedian Joe Wilkinson.
10:45pm
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The Unforgettable...
Series 1, Episode 3 - Larry GraysonProfile of the popular comic, entertainer and Generation Game host, Larry Grayson. Shut that door!
11pm
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The Office
Series 2, Episode 1Two weeks after the announcement that Slough has been saved from the chop, it is merger day and six new employees arrive from Swindon along with Neil (who becomes David's dynamic new boss).
11pm
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Hey Diddly Dee
Black comic drama starring Kylie Minogue, about a group of actors performing a play about artist Andy Warhol.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 5Gina Yashere is back to be on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again. Meanwhile Ed Byrne and Russell Howard make up Andy Parsons's side.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 3 - Will's DilemmaSimon and his new girlfriend Tara go on a double date with Will and her friend Kerry.
11:05pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 3This week's guest host are Warwick Davis. Joining Ian and Paul as panellists will be writer, broadcaster and former Conservative Member of Parliament Gyles Brandreth, and comedian Joe Wilkinson.
11:05pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 7 - Jennifer Saunders, Bill Bailey, Charlie Brooks, Fun.Alan is joined by comedians Jennifer Saunders and Bill Bailey, and actress Charlie Brooks. US band Fun. perform their latest single All Alone.
11:20pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 3 - Gwyneth Paltrow, Mo Farah, Lee Mack, HurtsGwyneth Paltrow says Iron Man is a wimp, Mo Farah reveals he still wants to be a footballer, Lee Mack talks about his indecision about Not Going Out and Hurts perform live in the studio.
11:30pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 5 - Joan Rivers and Patrick KieltyThe undisputed Queen of the Jewish Princesses, Joan Rivers, hosts the unstoppable Patrick Kielty as they point the finger at bad parents, inept terrorists and binge drinking.
11:35pm
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 1More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
11:40pm
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A Bit Of Fry & Laurie
Series 4, Episode 1Sketches include "Grey and Hopeless", "Smell: The Forgotten Smell?", and It's A Soaraway Life. Guest stars John Bird and Jane Booker.
11:40pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 25, Episode 1David Hasselhoff is the Guest Chairman, presiding over team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding, who are joined by Louie Spence, rapper Loick Essien, Sugababe Amelle and Peter Serafinowicz.
11:50pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 3 - Gwyneth Paltrow, Mo Farah, Lee Mack, HurtsGwyneth Paltrow says Iron Man is a wimp, Mo Farah reveals he still wants to be a footballer, Lee Mack talks about his indecision about Not Going Out and Hurts perform live in the studio.
12:05am
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Gladiatress
Comedy adventure spoof about three unlikely heroines. Stars Smack The Pony's Doon Mackichan, Fiona Allen and Sally Phillips.
12:10am
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Shameless
Series 11, Episode 8Frank spots his son Lip and granddaughter Katie on the bus not far from the Chatsworth Estate. Curious, he stages a meet - surely they haven't been living so close all this time?
12:20am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 2, Episode 3 - Love And MarriageLove is definitely in the air. Alice and Hugo's marriage is now just days away, and as long as her mum can have the dress knitted in time, the eccentric event will be something for the whole village to remember. There's also a visitor in the village, David's younger brother Simon...
12:20am55 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 2Alexander Armstrong hosts another dose of Have I Got News For You, with panellists Danny Baker and Louise Mensch MP.
12:35am
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Gladiatress
Comedy adventure spoof about three unlikely heroines. Stars Smack The Pony's Doon Mackichan, Fiona Allen and Sally Phillips.
1am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 6 - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Del is offered a business opportunity that he finds difficult to turn down. To accept would mean emigrating to Australia and leaving the family behind. What should he do?
1am
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Jongleurs Live!
Episode 12For the final time this series, Patrick Monahan plays host at Jongleurs. Tonight's guests are Adam Crow, Slim, Greg Burns, Mickey D and Rob Carter.
1:05am
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Black Mirror
Series 2, Episode 3 - The Waldo MomentIn a world of increasing political distrust and disengagement, just what does it take to win a by-election? Is a cynical, sarcastic cartoon character MP material?
1:15am55 min version (repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Topical stand-up comedy and chat show hosted by Russell Howard.
1:30am
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Christmas Special - The Frog's LegacyAt Trigger's niece Lisa's wedding, down in Hampshire, Del bumps into his mum's old best mate, Trigger's auntie Irene. Over a few drinks, Reenie lets slip a tale of hidden treasure and 1960s intrigue. Just what's the truth in the rumours of Freddy the Frog?
2:10am
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 3, Episode 5Gina Yashere is back to be on Hugh Dennis and Frankie Boyle's team again. Meanwhile Ed Byrne and Russell Howard make up Andy Parsons's side.
2:30am
(repeat)
The Office
Series 2, Episode 1Two weeks after the announcement that Slough has been saved from the chop, it is merger day and six new employees arrive from Swindon along with Neil (who becomes David's dynamic new boss).
2:30am
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Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 6It's time for Lee Nelson to go out and get a job, whilst Premiership footballer Jason Bent's high-level gambling spirals out of control.
3:25am
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8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 1More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.