Television
TV schedule Monday 15th April 2013
6am
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Sykes
Series 1, Episode 11 - DreamEric's been bitten by a dog in a rather unfortunate position upon his person. Visiting the doctor, he is seen by a female GP and quickly finds himself daydreaming over her.
6:30am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 6 - Goodnight Children EverywhereAn evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne. Phoebe's orphaned relatives have come back to live with her at The Royal Oak.
7am
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 7 - Turned Out Nice AgainIf there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
7am
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Carpool
Episode 10 - Jim Jefferies & Richard HerringJim Jefferies and Richard Herring jump into the car for chat with Robert.
7:40am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 10Adrian and Eddie are abducted by Yizzel and his mate because of a gambling debt they claim is owed to them - Joey, as usual, has to sort the problem. Freddie is sleeping on the sofa, jobless and depressed and Jack is concerned about his health ...
7:45am
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Fit
Episode 1Discover ingenious uses for left over farts, find out what to do if a shark attacks, and get the results from the Athletix Factor.
8:20am
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The Best Of Les Dawson
Episode 2Four-part series paying tribute to Les Dawson, famous for his deadpan wit and curmudgeonly persona. Featuring clips from some of his classic sketches and comedy performances.
9am
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Open All Hours
A selection of episodes from the second series of the corner shop sitcom.
9:05am
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Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Big GrappleWhen Dani decides to get fit, she recruits the help of Ruby, an enthusiastic personal trainer, but Ruby enters Dani into a female wrestling competition. Meanwhile Jack vows to eat more healthily, and Max competes with Ruby's little sister Maisy to make Jack crack and eat something unhealthy.
9:10am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
10:05am
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 1 - Nowhere To GoStan and Jack have nowhere to take their girls except the back seats of the bus. With Arthur set to take Olive and Mum away for the weekend, Stan spies an opportunity - if they can get his motorbike running.
10:35am
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Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 8 - SleepoverWhen Angela's new-found friends bail out of her first ever sleepover, the monsters are only too keen to step in for some girly fun. But her fickle friends decide to turn up after all, and Angela finds herself trying to keep the two sleepovers separate.
11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 19th series of Britain's longest running sitcom. Repeated again as of 17.00.
11am
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Scoop
Series 2, Episode 7 - The Heat Is OnDigby and Hacker investigate a suspicious ice-cream van during a heatwave.
12:50pm
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Dani's House
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Big GrappleWhen Dani decides to get fit, she recruits the help of Ruby, an enthusiastic personal trainer, but Ruby enters Dani into a female wrestling competition. Meanwhile Jack vows to eat more healthily, and Max competes with Ruby's little sister Maisy to make Jack crack and eat something unhealthy.
1pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 7 - Turned Out Nice AgainIf there's one wartime entertainer Gary can't stand it's George Formby. When George turns up wanting to record Gary's latest song, Gary has to find a way to keep musical history intact.
1:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 16 - The Exploding BedpanMonsieur Alfonse suffers a heart attack in Flick's lair, whilst under interrogation regarding the stolen money - naturally, Michelle has a plan to liberate him before he spills the beans.
2:15pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
2:20pm
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Keeping Up Appearances
A selection of four episodes of the sitcom about snobbish social climber Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet).
3:15pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
4:10pm
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
4:15pm
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Home To Roost
Series 1, Episode 7 - The Way We WereIt's Henry's wedding anniversary, but seven years after his divorce there is nothing to celebrate and he goes to the club as normal. While he is out, Matthew welcomes a special guest into his father's home.
4:50pm
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On The Buses
Series 4, Episode 6 - The 'L' BusStan and Jack are placed in charge of the L., or 'learner' bus. At home, following a bit of fixing by Stan, Arthur and Olive's bed collapses.
5pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 15 - Jaz PlasticGene loses Jaz when a wish backfires and he must work out what she wished for and where she has ended up.
5:20pm
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George & Mildred
Series 2, Episode 2 - All Around The ClockGeorge hasn't been allowed to forget his wedding anniversary, and buys Mildred a carriage clock. Meanwhile, the Fourmiles return from a 'winter holiday' to find their house burgled.
5:30pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
5:50pm
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Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 6Following the establishment of the residents' committee, Harvey is suffering. The residents are happy, but Harvey's suffering. Meanwhile, Diana's niece and Tom's son are sneaking in to secret meetings in the management office...
6pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 1, Episode 7The panel show may be past the midway point, but there are no signs of flagging. While Claudia Winkleman joins the Reds, comedian Dara O'Briain is picked for the Blues.
7pm
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Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 3, Episode 8 - There's Something About A SoldierYvonne wants Gary to get a 'sensible' job with her new company, while his life in the 1940s seems threatened by a returning hero. Is this the time to make a clean break with the past?
7:40pm
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'Allo 'Allo!
Series 5, Episode 16 - The Exploding BedpanMonsieur Alfonse suffers a heart attack in Flick's lair, whilst under interrogation regarding the stolen money - naturally, Michelle has a plan to liberate him before he spills the beans.
7:40pm
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Butterflies
Sitcom following dissatisfied housewife Ria Parkinson as she considers embarking on an exciting romantic affair with successful businessman Leonard.
8pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 6, Episode 2Freddie Flintoff and Jack Whitehall welcome the most successful British Olympian of all time, Sir Chris Hoy, onto the blue team, while Jamie Redknapp is joined by funnyman David Walliams and Olympic swimming hero Rebecca Adlington. Redknapp's former Liverpool teammate Neil Ruddock also joins in the fun.
8:20pm
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
8:20pm
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Waiting For God
Series 1, Episode 6Following the establishment of the residents' committee, Harvey is suffering. The residents are happy, but Harvey's suffering. Meanwhile, Diana's niece and Tom's son are sneaking in to secret meetings in the management office...
9pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 5 - Video NastyRodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...
9pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 5 - FireworksAn old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and joins Lee on the sofa. When it becomes clear that she doesn't know who she is, Lee throws her out only to discover that she has a rich son who always pays a handsome reward to the person who brings her home.
9:40pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Christmas Special - A Royal FlushRodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.
9:40pm
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 6 - Life On Mars BarsStuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?
10pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
10pm
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Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 4Having taken over hosting duties on the Radio 1 Breakfast Show, Nick Grimshaw does the same on the anarchic music quiz. Team captains Noel Fielding and Phill Jupitus are joined by singer Conor Maynard.
10pm30 min
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 5 - BananaeMass immigration from Thrace puts the boys into contact with a sexy Thracian lodger Irina and a dazzling yellow exotic fruit, the Banana. Meanwhile, Marcus has an unfortunate encounter with an elderly war veteran.
10:20pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Episode 7Stacey returns to Essex to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things are not looking good. Meanwhile in Barry, an unexpected event throws everyone into a panic.
10:35pm45 min version
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 2Brian Blessed returns to host another edition of Have I Got News For You. Bridget Christie and Ken Livingstone are the guests.
10:35pm
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The Unforgettable...
Series 4, Episode 6 - Danny La RueLong before Lily Savage, La Cage Aux Folles or Priscilla Queen Of The Desert, there was Danny La Rue, Britain's foremost female impersonator who single-handedly turned cross dressing into mainstream family entertainment.
11pm
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The Office
Series 1, Episode 6 - JudgementCrunch time comes and David is told by Head Office that he will be promoted if he sacrifices the branch. True to his innate sense of self-preservation and greed David leaps at the chance for betterment and in a true stroke of genius delivers a speech with rather flawed logic. The office is shocked but Gareth is most devastated - who will take him seriously now he is no longer Assistant to the Regional Manager?
11pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 4 - Lee Mack and Sean LockLee Mack hosts, with Sean Lock performing in front of a packed Hammersmith Apollo. The pair take pot shots at Riverdance, hundreds and thousands, Cockneys and starfish.
11pm
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Gavin & Stacey
Series 2, Christmas Special - Gavin & Stacey Christmas SpecialIt's Christmas Eve and the Wests join the Shipmans for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 3, Episode 2 - The Gig And The GirlfriendSimon is chasing a fit girl in the year below, so to impress her, he goes to his first gig since his mum took him to see Take That at Wembley Arena. Will, Jay and Neil tag along and pretty much ruin Simon's chances, but thankfully the bouncers are nice enough.
11:05pm45 min version (repeat)
Have I Got News For You
Series 45, Episode 2Brian Blessed returns to host another edition of Have I Got News For You. Bridget Christie and Ken Livingstone are the guests.
11:10pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 6 - Professor Brian Cox, Anna Friel, Paul Gascoigne, Fall Out BoyAlan is joined by Professor Brian Cox who talks about his new series Science Britannica, while Anna Friel discusses her latest movie The Look of Love. Paul Gascoigne is also in the studio, and Fall Out Boy perform their latest single My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark.
11:20pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 2 - Michael Bublé, Amanda Holden, Jack DeeMichael Bublé talks about impending fatherhood, Amanda Holden reveals she hasn't spoken to ex-husband Les Dennis about her upcoming autobiography and Jack Dee says he returned to touring to get away from his family.
11:40pm
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Bottom
Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are a pair of disgusting, anti-social and regularly violent losers who share a grubby flat in Hammersmith.
11:50pm
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The Graham Norton Show
Series 13, Episode 2 - Michael Bublé, Amanda Holden, Jack DeeMichael Bublé talks about impending fatherhood, Amanda Holden reveals she hasn't spoken to ex-husband Les Dennis about her upcoming autobiography and Jack Dee says he returned to touring to get away from his family.
Midnight
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Jongleurs Live!
Episode 10At Jongleurs tonight, Patrick Monahan hosts comics Joe Bor, Benny Boot, Steve Shanyaski, Sean Meo and Mitch Benn - plus, in the audience, Chico.
12:10am
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Shameless
Series 11, Episode 7Shane's plans for DJ Scouse Mouse at Shane-a-delica are working out nicely. Romance blossoms between Chesney and Mary Mae but they both find it hard to let each other know how they feel.
12:20am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
Series 1, Episode 5 - ElectionThe council elections are impending, and David's standing for re-election. When Geraldine unknowingly criticises his performance, the locals decide she'd be a far better candidate. For a woman with no political intent it's a daunting prospect, but David could be willing to strike a bargain...
12:20am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 5 - FireworksAn old lady wanders into Lucy's flat and joins Lee on the sofa. When it becomes clear that she doesn't know who she is, Lee throws her out only to discover that she has a rich son who always pays a handsome reward to the person who brings her home.
12:55am
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Not Going Out
Series 4, Episode 6 - Life On Mars BarsStuck in a coma, with friends and family gathered round his hospital bed, Lee dreams of a perfect life with Lucy. But is it really so perfect and will the reality match up?
1am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Episode 5 - Video NastyRodney has been commissioned to make a film by the Local Community Arts Centre. Unfortunately, Del and Mickey Pearce take over, and the expensive equipment is soon covering weddings and all sorts - and then there's the cast and sponsor list for his production...
1:05am
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Black Mirror
Series 2, Episode 1 - Be Right BackAre computers now so sophisticated that they can believably emulate a real human being? So sophisticated that a computer can react and talk like them - after death?
1:30am
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 5, Christmas Special - A Royal FlushRodney meets an upper-crust young lady selling paintings down the market and they instantly hit it off. However, when Del finds out that she's Lady Victoria of Malebury, whose father is a cousin of the Queen, he begins to plot the couple's wedding.
1:35am
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Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 3 - LondonSarah Millican and Lee Mack join Frank Skinner to chat about slimming, ghosts and more.
1:40am
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On The Buses
Series 7, Episode 8 - Hot WaterNow that Stan's left home, Blakey moves in as Mum and Olive's lodger. Unfortunately his meddling quickly puts an end to the immersion heater in the hot water tank and when he and Jack try to fix it, things only get worse!
2:15am
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Lee Evans Up Close
Phill Jupitus interviews Lee Evans as he undertakes his XL Tour 2005.
2:15am
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Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 1, Episode 4 - NorwichFrank is in Norwich, with guests Sarah Millican and Al Murray joining in the debate again. Topics of discussion include beauty and lying.
2:30am
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The Office
Series 1, Episode 6 - JudgementCrunch time comes and David is told by Head Office that he will be promoted if he sacrifices the branch. True to his innate sense of self-preservation and greed David leaps at the chance for betterment and in a true stroke of genius delivers a speech with rather flawed logic. The office is shocked but Gareth is most devastated - who will take him seriously now he is no longer Assistant to the Regional Manager?
3am
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Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 5Lee Nelson and his mate create a highly original alternative to weed that is set to make them a fortune, and it's all 'Kicking off in Kavos' with club rep Chris taking it a bit too far with the alcoholic shots.
3:10am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 13 - The YearThis week's topics include Karl's thoughts on the insect world, and Stephen's embarrassment when buying condoms. Plus entries from Karl's diary about cutting avocados, dating twins and visiting his parents.