Television
TV schedule Monday 1st April 2013
6am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
6:30am
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Bread
Series 2, Episode 6The Boswells' pet dog, Mongy, is not well and the family rally round to make sure he gets the treatment he needs. Meanwhile, Billy continues to mope - until Julie returns from London.
7am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
7:10am
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Man About The House
When their landlord has to sell-up for redevelopment, Robin and his two female flatmates organise a petition to their local MP.
7:35am
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Bread
Series 3, Episode 1Aveline has been mugged and the Boswell boys make a mass protest at the police station. Billy, meanwhile, has to break the news to his mother that his baby is to be christened in a Protestant church!
7:45am
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Walk On The Wild Side
Family comedy series in which a group of comedians voiceover footage from the BBC's natural history department.
8:15am
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The Vicar Of Dibley
A selection of episodes from the second series of the Dawn French sitcom. Repeated again as of 15.00.
9am
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Sooty
Modern incarnation of the children's comedy series. The puppets Sooty, Sweep and Soo help Richard Cadell at a coastal holiday park.
9:05am
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Carry On Henry
Historical hamming from the Carry On regulars. Henry VIII is up in arms about the garlic breath of his wife, Marie de Normandy.
10:10am
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Heroes Of Comedy
Series 5, Special - The Magic Of Tommy CooperFew comedians have made a more lasting impression upon the British public than the fez-capped Tommy Cooper. This Heroes Of Comedy special is a tribute to the man and his mastery of magic.
10:55am
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Holiday On The Buses
Third film spin-off from On The Buses. There is mayhem at a holiday camp when Stan, Jack and Blakey go to work there during the summer.
11:10am
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A Grand Day Out With Wallace And Gromit
Oscar-nominated claymation in which a Yorkshireman and his canine companion venture to the Moon.
11:40am
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The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
12:20pm
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A Close Shave
Wallace's whirlwind romance with the proprietor of the local wool shop puts his head in a spin; but not all is well for Gromit.
12:40pm
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Carry On Loving
Chaos ensues when the Carry On gang run a marriage bureau. The proprietors, Sid Bliss and Sophie Plummer, seem to only match the most unlikely couples.
1pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
1pm
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Spy
Series 1, Episode 1 - Codename: LoserSingle father Tim quits his job as a junior sales assistant in a computer shop, and soon has an interview lined up in Westminster. After getting lost in a Whitehall building, he ends up in quite an unusual predicament...
1:20pm
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My Phone Genie
Episode 19 - Saving FaceWhen Jaz wakes up with a pixelated face, Gene takes control of getting her through the day without it being noticed.
1:30pm
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Spy
Series 1, Episode 2 - Codename: TrampTim's got a lot on his plate this week, thanks to a homeless Eastern European man and a social worker named Paula, who happens to be absolutely bonkers.
2:30pm
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Carry On Matron
Medical-based comedy from the Carry On team. A gang plan to raid a maternity hospital to steal a gigantic stock of birth control pills.
4:20pm
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Chicken Run
Award-winning animation telling the story of a band of hens doomed to a life of egg-laying on a Yorkshire chicken farm.
4:20pm
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The Great St. Trinian's Train Robbery
Frankie Howerd falls foul of the infamous schoolgirls in their fourth outing. The girls confront a hapless gang of crooks trying to retrieve stashed loot.
5:25pm
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My Parents Are Aliens
Long-running children's sitcom following the lives of three orphaned children. Their new foster parents are secretly aliens.
6pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
A selection of episodes from the 11th and 12th series of Britain's longest running sitcom.
6:15pm
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Up Pompeii
Classic British farce in which Roman slave Lurcio unwittingly gains possession of a list of people who are conspiring to bring down the Emperor Nero.
6:15pm30 min
6:45pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
7pm
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The Wrong Trousers
Oscar-winning claymation from Nick Park. It is Gromit's birthday, and Wallace gives him a pair of mechanical techno trousers that cause a stir.
7:05pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
8pm
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Bring Me Morecambe And Wise
Episode 4 - The Plays Wot Ernie WroteGOLD's tribute to the beloved double act here recalls their big-screen outings, their thespian guests, and Ernie's 'great' plays.
8:30pm
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Miranda
Series 2, Episode 4 - A New LowThere's a new girl on the scene this week and Miranda and Stevie find it tough going to keep up with her youthful energy and frenetic lifestyle.
9pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 4, Christmas Special - To Hull And BackDel becomes embroiled in a diamond smuggling caper with Boycie and Abdul and, as usual, he's the one with the dirty job to do. Things are not helped, however, when the 'Old Bill' start asking awkward questions...
9pm90 min
Jonathan Creek
Easter Special - The Clue Of The Savant's ThumbJonathan and Joey are drawn into a complex case involving a secret society, seemingly supernatural events at a girls' boarding school, and the miraculous disappearance of a body in front of three witnesses.
10pm
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Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow
Series 1, Episode 3 - BirminghamTonight's venue is the Birmingham Hippodrome and Michael is joined by special headline guest Shappi Khorsandi, with additional stand-up from Tom Stade, Steve Hughes and Paul Tonkinson.
10pm
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A Bunch Of Amateurs
A fading Hollywood action hero is drawn to England to play the title role in King Lear. Stars Burt Reynolds alongside a host of British stars.
10pm30 min
Plebs
Series 1, Episode 3 - The Erotic VaseStylax buys Grumio an erotic vase for his birthday featuring a character who bears a striking resemblance to someone nearby.
11pm
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Porridge
Series 2, Christmas Special - No Way OutFletcher plans to spend Christmas in hospital to avoid being press-ganged into Grouty's latest scheme to spring a fellow prisoner. His plan backfires when Grouty finds out about his upcoming civilian hospital appointment and gives him a vital role in proceedings.
11pm
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Walking The Dogs
Touching comedy drama based on the events of an intruder breaking into the Queen's bedroom. Stars Emma Thompson as the monarch.
11pm
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 9Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Holly Walsh.
11pm
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The Inbetweeners
Series 2, Episode 6 - Exam TimeExams are looming, and Will is getting stressed. Jay has got other things on his mind, while Simon at last seems to be making some headway with Carli.
11:10pm
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Alan Carr: Chatty Man
Series 10, Episode 4 - Russell Brand, Terry Mynott, Jools Holland, Tom OdellAlan is joined by Russell Brand, Terry Mynott from C4's new show The Mimic, and Jools Holland talks about his new series of Later and his new album The Golden Age of Song, while music is from Tom Odell who performs Hold Me.
11:30pm
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Live At The Apollo
Series 3, Episode 2 - Jimmy Carr and Alan CarrJimmy Carr hosts, with his special guest Alan Carr. In this show recorded in front of a packed house at the famous Hammersmith Apollo Jimmy and Alan point the finger at bullies, estate agents, phone sex lines and bread making machines.
11:35pm
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Life's Too Short
Easter Special60 minute special to conclude the sitcom. It picks up from the end of the last series, following the ups and downs of Warwick as he continues life in showbiz.
11:40pm
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Russell Howard's Good News
Series 2, Episode 6Russell turn news junkie once again as he puts his spin on the week's headlines. With guest stand-up Seann Walsh.
Midnight
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Jonathan Creek
Special - The Judas TreeJonathan and Joey are called upon to investigate a series of mysterious and spooky events at a house called Green Lanterns.
Midnight
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Jongleurs Live!
Episode 6At Jongleurs this week, Pat Monahan hosts James Dowdeswell, Jason Patterson, Jacques Barrett, John Moloney and Christian Reilly.
12:10am
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Shameless
Series 11, Episode 5Chesney's having a rough day at work. His chillers have broken, and when he goes on the hunt for replacements he meets Remona, a feisty Muslim pharmacist.
12:40am
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Dave's One Night Stand
Series 2, Episode 4 - Jason ByrneJason Byrne performs in his hometown of Dublin. Milton Jones and Rob Rouse provide sterling support.
1am
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The Secret Life Of Bob Monkhouse
A look back at the life and career of comedian Bob Monkhouse through a collection of previously unseen archive material.
1:40am
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The Impressions Show With Culshaw & Stephenson
Series 1, Episode 6There's an audience with the Minogues, what's inside Simon Cowell's Warehouse, DCI Gene Hunt meets Robin Hood, and John Barrowman debuts in Bad Jobs For Celebrities. There's also Paris Hilton, The One Show, Top Gear and Ray Mears, plus Eamonn Holmes wreaks havoc on the Chelsea Flower Show.
1:50am
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If You Prefer A Milder Comedian Please Ask For One
TV broadcast of the stand-up comedy show in which Stewart Lee explores the formal limits of the art form.
2am
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The Brittas Empire
Despite his ambition and good intentions, everything seems to go wrong at Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre when manager Gordon Brittas is around.
2am
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Lee Nelson's Well Funny People
Episode 3Lee Nelson steps outside his estate and straight into the Chelsea set, Jason Bent's erratic supercar driving lands him in trouble and Dr Bob attempts to counsel a depressed patient at his GP surgery.
2:20am
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Mock The Week
Series 10, Episode 9Dara O'Briain, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Andy Parsons look back over another week's news with guests Milton Jones, Ed Byrne and Holly Walsh.
2:30am
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Getting On
Series 1, Episode 3Hilary has accused Kim of making an inappropriate remark and is insisting on disciplinary action, forcing Kim to call in her union rep.
2:30am
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Bluestone 42
Series 1, Episode 4Mary reveals a secret about her past before she became a padre and Nick tries to take full advantage. Bird is offered a promotion.
4am
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The Ricky Gervais Show
Series 3, Episode 5 - Karl's DayKarl describes a typical day in his life, which includes spending time alone working on DIY projects.