Television
TV schedule Wednesday 20th March 2013
3:15pm5 min
Shaun The Sheep
Series 3, Episode 18 - The Shadow PlayIt's bedtime for Timmy but he's overtired and his Mum can't get him to sleep. Nothing seems to calm him until Shaun accidentally makes a shadow puppet on the wall. They put on a puppet show to help Timmy get to sleep. As the drama unfolds the audience see more than they bargained for.
5:15pm30 min
Sadie J
Series 3, Episode 9 - BobsleighbonkerliciousWhen Dede enters a Bobsleigh race, it's left to Sadie to recruit Ashlii to be their third team member.
6pm
(repeat)
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 3Turn that frown upside down with this latest serving of stand-up. Hanging out with John Bishop this week are fellow funny people Rob Rouse, Hal Cruttenden and Tiffany Stevenson, and showbiz stalwarts Michael Ball, Bobby Davro and Mount Pleasant's Angela Griffin.
6:20pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 3, Episode 4 - I Talk To The TreesA fellow gardener inspires Tom and Barbara to conduct some unusual experiments in order to increase the yield of their produce.
7pm
(repeat)
Goodnight Sweetheart
Series 2, Episode 2 - I Got It Bad And That Ain't GoodWhile Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, Gary is still more tempted by time-travelling. Meanwhile in 1941, a tall dark stranger has entered Phoebe's life; no matter who he is, Gary wants to evict him.
7:30pm30 min
Youngers
Series 1, Episode 1 - South's Finest Part 1It's GCSE results day and friends Yemi and Jay nervously make their way to school to find out what the future holds.
7:40pm
(repeat)
'Allo 'Allo!
Series 4, Episode 6 - The Jet Propelled Mother-In-LawRené is arrested by the Colonel; in exchange for his release, he agrees to hide the original Fallen Madonna in his cellar. Just outside Nouvion, the General commandeers a set of vineyards and enlists everyone in the café to help pick the grapes.
8pm
(repeat)
The Good Life
Series 1, Episode 4 - Pig's LibThere are two new additions to the Good family: Pinky and Perky the pigs. Margo does not share Tom and Barbara's enthusiasm and the pigs are sent away. Having made Margo feel guilty, Tom is allowed to retrieve them from certain death...
8pm
(repeat)
Fool Britannia
Series 1, Episode 5Dom Joly continues in his attempt to fool an entire nation. Armed with a truckload of hidden cameras and disguises, Dom unleashes a whole host of brand new characters across the UK.
8:20pm
(repeat)
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 5 - Happy ReleaseFletch arrives in the prison hospital with a broken ankle to find that old man Blanco has lost his treasured possessions to soon-to-be-released Norris. Worried he's nearing death, Blanco offers Fletch his last item: a map...
8:30pm
(repeat)
Fool Britannia
Series 1, Episode 6Dom Joly continues in his attempt to fool an entire nation. Armed with a truckload of hidden cameras and disguises, Dom unleashes a whole host of brand new characters across the UK.
9pm
(repeat)
Miranda
Series 1, Episode 1 - DateAfter an impromptu 'date' is planned with long-term crush Gary Preston, Miranda decides to take a trip to the new 'bespoke' clothing store, Transformers, to pick an outfit guaranteed to stop people calling her sir to her face.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
9pm
(repeat)
Benidorm
Series 4, Episode 6Les/Lesley discovers some of Donald's clothes on the nudist beach - and it seems that Donald has left Jacqueline a note.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 1Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.
10pm
(repeat)
Mock The Week
Series 10, Highlights Special - Highlights & Out-takes SpecialDara O'Briain and the team present a special edition of the topical quiz featuring unseen material, show highlights and out-takes with guests including Micky Flanagan, Chris Addison and Milton Jones.
10pm30 min
The Mimic
Series 1, Episode 2Dionne and Martin meet face to face so she can explain why she didn't tell him about Steven all those years ago.
10pm
(repeat)
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 3 - Another Prick In The WallUsing the battle for the bathroom as an opportunity to catch extra zeds, Martin falls foul of Sinead's pranks when she covers him in make-up while he's asleep. Unable to get to a mirror, Martin heads off to school unaware of his Boy George-esque look...
10:20pm
(repeat)
Little Britain
Series 1, Episode 2A mix of hilarious character-based sketches taking a look at life in the new millennium by following the lives of some extraordinary and sometimes sinister folk. It asks 'Just who are Britain? What do they? And why?'.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 5, Episode 7Russell Howard offers up his unique perspective on the news stories that have dominated the media over the past seven days.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 4 - Dark Side Of The MooneUncle Danny arrives just in time for Martin's birds-and-the-bees talk with Mum and Dad. Sean seeks solace with other imaginary friends when Martin upsets him.
10:35pm30 min
Anna & Katy
Episode 3We return to the employees of car wash company Ignition who haven't managed to wash a single car since opening and are holding an emergency meeting as a result.
10:40pm
(repeat)
Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
Series 2, Episode 4With host Alexander Armstrong this time are Rebecca Front, Mark Steel and Clive Anderson.
10:45pm
Mark Lawson Talks To Dick Clement & Ian La Frenais
Mark Lawson talks to prolific writing duo Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais about their careers, spanning the breakthrough comedy The Likely Lads and Porridge to their latest foray into drama, Spies of Warsaw. They also speak about their reputation for rescuing foundering Hollywood scripts and the day-to-day joys of their working 'marriage'. Now LA residents, their film work has ensured they are busier than ever, more than forty years after their first comedies aired on the BBC.
10:45pm60 min
Mark Lawson Talks To Clement & La Frenais
Mark Lawson talks to prolific writing duo Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais about their careers.
11pm
(repeat)
I'm Alan Partridge
Series 1, Episode 3 - Watership AlanAlan gets in an udder state when he insults Norfolk's farmers on his radio show and makes a promotional film.
11pm
(repeat)
John Bishop's Only Joking
Episode 10John Bishop calls on a few more friends for this final jolly, including Roger Monkhouse, Andi Osho, Warwick Davis and Joe Pasquale.
11:20pm
(repeat)
11:30pm
(repeat)
A League Of Their Own
Series 5, Episode 8Corden and co warm down as this fifth series finishes. There's still fun to be had, with appearances from Man City's Joe Hart and presenter Claudia Winkleman.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The Young Ones
Series 2, Episode 1 - BambiRealising that they've not washed their clothes since 1981, the housemates head to the laundrette. However, Neil's forgotten to tell them that they're expected on University Challenge.
Midnight60 min version (repeat)