Television
TV schedule Thursday 1st November 2012
The Liver Birds
Series 3, Episode 13 - The ParrotA wrong number leads the girls to unwittingly invite a suicidal man to the flat, whilst Sandra is taking custody of her parents' pet parrot, Bonaparte.
Sykes
Series 6, Special - Sykes At ChristmasSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
The Liver Birds
Series 4, Episode 1 - Anybody Here Seen Thingy?It's Beryl's birthday, and she's not entirely enamoured to receive a hamster - but quickly changes her mind upon discovering it is pregnant!
Me & My Monsters
Series 1, Episode 9 - Dear DiaryEddie and the monsters keep reading Angela's diary - obsessed with her day-to-day life. But when Angela finds out, she gets her revenge by writing entries she knows will freak the monsters out.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
Sykes
Series 6, Episode 2 - The HypnotistSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 4With Ann in hospital, Martin has to cope on his own. He decides to spring clean the house and stubbornly refuses the help of his friends - with disastrous results...
Barbara
Series 1, Episode 3 - AmourTed befriends a group of youths who he goes out drinking and socialising with; Barbara is left to ensue war with builders across the road, whilst Jean's relationship looks like it could be over.
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 3 - Some Enchanted EveningJo's been seeing a very nice young man - too nice, in fact, and she's worried she's no longer attractive as he's not yet made a move on her. Chrissy decides that Robin cooking them a romantic meal is the best step forward.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 2 - Keeping Britain TidyAn old mattress dumped in the countryside prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhirst Campaign for a Cleaner Countryside. But getting rid of it is quite a problem until Ogden Butterclough, an innocent insurance salesman, happens upon them and puts himself - to say nothing of his Mini - into the high risk category.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 5 - Owed To SusanThe Harpers' marriage is threatened by Susan's discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 4Ben's fibbing goes to a whole new level as parents at a school football match begin to compliment dad on his friendship with Gordon Brown and his SAS training.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
Blackadder
Special - Blackadder Back & ForthIt's New Year's Eve 1999 and Lord Edmund Blackadder V is holding a dinner party for his four closest friends.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 3, Episode 5 - May The Force Be With YouWhen Rodney meets an old friend of Del's in the pub, he is duped into taking him back to the Trotter's flat: as Del is showing Grandad a new 'hookie' microwave he has acquired, he is re-acquainted with Detective Slater. The family are arrested and a stand-off situation develops after they all give false statements - until Del surprises everyone...
Shaun The Sheep
Stop-motion animated children's sitcom by Aardman Animations for CBBC. Wildly popular with not just kids, but adults too.
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 13 - Buzz Off BeesSomething's different around the field, Shaun and the flock decide to investigate.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
To The Manor Born
Series 1, Episode 3When Richard misses his first Sunday church service as owner of the manor, Audrey resolves to sort out his increasingly apparent shortcomings and force him to bring the estate up to scratch.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 24, Episode 7Guest presenter Tim Westwood is joined by panellists JLS, Holly Walsh, Russell Watson and Wiley.
Ever Decreasing Circles
Series 2, Episode 4With Ann in hospital, Martin has to cope on his own. He decides to spring clean the house and stubbornly refuses the help of his friends - with disastrous results...
Barbara
Series 1, Episode 5 - CoffeeA new patient at the surgery takes a shine to Barbara, and expects a little more than friendship. Ted's troubles extend to the loss of his favourite grey coat; and Martin's put his job on the line...
Shaun The Sheep
Series 2, Episode 9 - Supersize TimmyTimmy accidentally eats a tomato grown with Miracle-Grow fertilizer, and expands to become the King Kong of sheep. Shaun must keep the giant toddler out of sight while trying to figure out how to return him to normal size.
Roy
Series 1, Episode 9 - Roy Goes To The MoviesAfter a trip to the cinema to see a horror movie Roy discovers that being a cartoon boy can have its drawbacks when you are frightened.
QI
Series D, Christmas Special - DecemberChristmas Special with Dara O'Briain, Rich Hall and Jo Brand.
Duty Free
Series 1, Episode 4 - Spanish LaceDavid and Amy join Linda and her husband, Robert on a trip up the mountains.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 8, Episode 2 - Keeping Britain TidyAn old mattress dumped in the countryside prompts Foggy to institute the Dewhirst Campaign for a Cleaner Countryside. But getting rid of it is quite a problem until Ogden Butterclough, an innocent insurance salesman, happens upon them and puts himself - to say nothing of his Mini - into the high risk category.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 4 - Return Of The Prodigal PratWhen the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
Man About The House
Series 1, Episode 4 - And Then There Were TwoSparks begin to fly in the flat, but with two women and just one man, someone's bound to get in the way. When Robin heads out for a drink with old friend Larry, things get even more complicated!
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 22, Episode 4 - Hey, Big VendorWesley produces a go-anywhere vending machine - ideal for thirsty and foolish customers.
My Family
Series 4, Episode 5 - Owed To SusanThe Harpers' marriage is threatened by Susan's discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original.
Porridge
Series 2, Episode 6 - The Harder They FallGodber has reached the inter-wing boxing tournament finals and is a favourite to win. However, for Grouty's gambling syndicate, the opportunity to make a profit outweighs any concern for following the Marquess of Queensberry rules.
Outnumbered
Series 1, Episode 4Ben's fibbing goes to a whole new level as parents at a school football match begin to compliment dad on his friendship with Gordon Brown and his SAS training.
My Family
Series 5, Episode 11 - A Wife Less OrdinarySusan is bored with her lot and opts to run her life as a single girl again. Janey takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect, and Ben just runs away.
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 23, Episode 2 - The Mystical Squeak Of Howard's BicycleHoward's bicycle starts acting strangely in Pearl's presence.
Morecambe & Wise: The Greatest Moment
Documentary and clip show in one, showcasing the best sketches from the inimitable Morecambe & Wise catalogue.
Nixon's The One
Episode 0 - Nixon's The OneHarry Shearer stars as disgraced President Nixon in an eye-opening play based on transcripts of real recordings from his Oval Office. With Henry Goodman.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
Live At The Apollo
Jack Dee Live At The Apollo Series 2, Episode 3Jack Dee takes centre stage himself for this episode, ranting at the insanity of Antiques Roadshow, safari ballooning and dentists, and revealing how he was forced to dress his son up as a bumblebee.
Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason
Comedy sequel with more embarrassments and romantic messes for the diary-keeping heroine. Hapless Bridget gets cold feet about her relationship.
Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 5 - Dear DaveLister has women trouble when he gets himself in a love triangle with Snack Dispensers 23 and 34.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 6Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 6 - The WeddingThe series comes to a close, and there's a shock in store for Rachel and Cuckoo. Ken, however, sees a big opportunity opening up.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 5 - CardiganGary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office.
Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series VI, followed by a repeat of tonight's new episode. Repeated again as of 00.20.
Jimmy Carr In Concert
TV broadcast of Jimmy Carr's fourth live stand-up DVD, in which he unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit.
Don't Sit In The Front Row
Series 1, Episode 1Jack Dee is joined by guest comedians including Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe and Roisin Conaty. They have to squeeze scurrilous stories out of the audience in the front row.
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dressing Up FancySarah's parents from York are due to visit Hebburn for the first time; Ramsey's on hand to show them around, and Pauline's desperate to impress. But things could get out of hand when a second wedding is mooted.
Hebburn
Series 1, Episode 3 - Dressing Up FancySarah's parents from York are due to visit Hebburn for the first time; Ramsey's on hand to show them around, and Pauline's desperate to impress. But things could get out of hand when a second wedding is mooted.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 10 - Halloween SpecialHalloween special of the comedy panel show hosted by the irreverent Keith Lemon. Team captains Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are joined by model Abbey Crouch, Most Haunted's Yvette Fielding, rapper Fazer and actor Joe Swash.
Spy
Series 2, Episode 2 - Codename: Riding HighTim is asking for trouble when he falls for a woman in the Witness Protection Programme, and Marcus learns how to ride a bike.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 11 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 90sJimmy Carr is joined by Phill Jupitus, Alan Davies, Dara O'Briain, Claudia Winkleman, Jack Whitehall and Denise Van Outen to look back at the 1990s.
Shameless
Series 10, Episode 10It's a big day for Mimi Maguire - it's her first wedding anniversary to Billy and they're going to renew their vows. Determined to make a fresh start, Mimi sets about throwing away memories of her past life with Paddy, but she alienates a furious Ruby with her comments about her dad.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Question Of LoyaltySir Humphrey and Jim are to be interviewed by a Select Committee who are scrutinising their department. A book's about to be published with some rather damning revelations - but who can rely on Jim to give the correct response, Number 10 or Sir Humphrey...?
Trollied
Series 2, Episode 10Julie is welcomed back to a Lorraine-free Valco and, therapy having done the trick, she's noticeably more relaxed; unnervingly so.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Fistful Of Travellers' ChequesTwo students go to Spain to do the 'whole spaghetti western thing' and run into a series of disparate and desperate characters.
The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 3, Episode 11 - Russell Howard, Bear Grylls, Kylie MinogueJonathan welcomes comedian Russell Howard, action man Bear Grylls, and Australian superstar Kylie Minogue. Muse also perform live in the studio.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 5 - FutureWhen an evil fridge threatens Alice, Mitch and Richie it's off to storage it goes. But it's not finished messing with their heads just yet...
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gino - Full Story And PicsThe story of Gino the delinquent and Angie the party girl who, due to an excess of drink and drugs, passes out in the back of his taxi.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 1 - DeadJonny finds his near-death experience of being gunned down by the police has a profound affect on his relationship with Janet, as she struggles to cope with her loss. The funeral of Donna's mother takes place.
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 4Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Rachel Riley, David O'Doherty, Louie Spence and Joe Lycett.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 4 - Your Mate V Your BirdWhen three becomes a crowd, Gary is forced to choose between Dorothy and Tony.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 6Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 6Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 5 - Bad BoysRoy and Moss become juvenile delinquents for the day and have an uncomfortable experience at a shopping centre.
Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
Series 5, Episode 2 - Nobbly BobblyDonna discovers a dreadful secret in her late mother's house. Louise decides to reveal the awful truth about Janet & Gaz. Meanwhile, even biscuit therapy isn't enough to overcome Jonny's fear of leaving the house.
Men Behaving Badly
Series 5, Episode 5 - CardiganGary feels middle-aged when Deborah starts hanging out with her new student friends. Then, to cap it all, he gets mistaken for George at the office.
Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 4It's the Easter break and JP invites the gang to stay at his country house, but it's not as idyllic as it seems.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 6 - The WeddingThe series comes to a close, and there's a shock in store for Rachel and Cuckoo. Ken, however, sees a big opportunity opening up.
Yes Minister
Series 2, Episode 7 - A Question Of LoyaltySir Humphrey and Jim are to be interviewed by a Select Committee who are scrutinising their department. A book's about to be published with some rather damning revelations - but who can rely on Jim to give the correct response, Number 10 or Sir Humphrey...?
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 3 - A Fistful Of Travellers' ChequesTwo students go to Spain to do the 'whole spaghetti western thing' and run into a series of disparate and desperate characters.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 11 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 90sJimmy Carr is joined by Phill Jupitus, Alan Davies, Dara O'Briain, Claudia Winkleman, Jack Whitehall and Denise Van Outen to look back at the 1990s.
QI
Series D, Christmas Special - DecemberChristmas Special with Dara O'Briain, Rich Hall and Jo Brand.
The Comic Strip Presents...
Series 2, Episode 4 - Gino - Full Story And PicsThe story of Gino the delinquent and Angie the party girl who, due to an excess of drink and drugs, passes out in the back of his taxi.
Unzipped
Series 2, Episode 5Amanda Byram and Harry & Danny from McFly join Greg James and Russell Kane for chat, games and bizarre confessions.
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 6 - The WeddingThe series comes to a close, and there's a shock in store for Rachel and Cuckoo. Ken, however, sees a big opportunity opening up.
Nixon's The One
Episode 0 - Nixon's The OneHarry Shearer stars as disgraced President Nixon in an eye-opening play based on transcripts of real recordings from his Oval Office. With Henry Goodman.