Television

The Revolting World Of Stanley Brown

Stanley's things keep going missing, but who is the thief? It gets worse when Jess's tarantula also goes missing.

Stand Up To Cancer

Marathon charity telethon from 7pm to Midnight hosted by Davina McCall, Alan Carr and Dr Christian Jessen. A lot of the content will not be comedy-related, but there is an edition of Alan Carr: Chatty Man.

Jimmy Carr, Miranda Hart, Jack Whitehall, the cast of 8 Out of 10 Cats are amongst those featuring in a mixture of live appearances and specially recorded messages during the night.

Spy

The second series of the whip-smart comedy begins. Marcus goes head-to-head with a rival, and Tim embarks on operation sabotage.

Have I Got News For You

Jo Brand hosts the topical quiz. Ian Hislop and Paul Merton are joined by broadcaster Richard Bacon and stand-up comic and Thick Of It actor Will Smith.

Trollied

It's the day of the scheduled fire drill and Julie's still off, so Gavin steps in to brief the troops.

Me And Mrs Jones

Everyone heads to the girls' school for a parents' evening-cum-school show and bake sale. Gemma's feeling overwhelmed by the Nigellas, whilst Alfie has bet Billy that he can snog a MILF before him.

Russell Howard's Good News

Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.

QI

With Jimmy Carr, Cal Wilson and Jack Whitehall.

The Graham Norton Show

Arnold Schwarzenegger reveals he is trying to rebuild his relationship with Maria Shriver; Miranda Hart says she finds Prince Charles sexy; Ronnie Corbett shares his workout secrets with Arnie; and Usher performs live in the studio.

Comedy Central At The Comedy Store

Tonight at the Comedy Store: Mick Ferry is no Lady Gaga fan; Neil Delamere puts olive oil in his ear; Andrew Lawrence has 'African sunset' hair; and Greg Burns is The Fonz.