Television
TV schedule Thursday 11th October 2012
6am
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The Liver Birds
Sitcom exploring the lives and loves of two young, single females sharing a flat together in Liverpool.
6:30am
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Sykes
Series 3, Episode 6 - A BandageSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
7am
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Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 6Penny believes she may be pregnant. After getting over the initial shock, Vince is more supportive than usual and he discusses it with his father when he and Penny visit his parents for dinner.
7:40am
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The Liver Birds
Sitcom exploring the lives and loves of two young, single females sharing a flat together in Liverpool.
8:20am
(repeat)
Sykes
Series 3, Episode 7 - Log CabinSitcom about identical twins Eric and Hattie Sykes, who live together in suburban London.
9am
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As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
9:05am
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Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
9:40am
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
10am
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 4 - Paper ChaseIt's exam time for Matthew. But who is more worried, Matthew or Henry?
10:05am
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Horrible Histories
Series 4, Episode 9King Edward III gets married on a building site, Julius Caesar reveals his not very secret tips on hiding baldness, we learn the tricks of the criminal trade on the Real Victorian Hustle, and we meet Renaissance Italy's most corrupt family - the Borgias.
10:20am
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Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
10:30am
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The Ministry Of Curious Stuff
Series 1, Episode 4Vic and his team try and avoid bedtime, meet the world's smartest animal and investigate the worst places to go on holiday.
10:35am
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Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 4 - The Good SamaritansWhen a new lodger arrives at the house with talk of only staying one night before "moving on", Rigsby's soon calling the Samaritans to stop a suicide attempt. But which of the residents will come off worse?
11am
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11am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 1 - Full Steam BehindFoggy takes Compo and Clegg to see a piece of history - the Steam Preservation Society's reopening of an old railway line.
11am
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Hotel Trubble
Series 3, Episode 3 - The MusicalJamie decides to stage a Hotel Trubble Musical and then does not cast Dolly in a lead role. Fuming, Dolly blows the hotel emergency fund on employing Lord Andrew Lloyd-Blubber to put on a rival show. Will the staff fall out permenantly or will Lenny's song, Fingers in your Face, save the day?
11:40am
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 9 - The Phantom Number 14 BusFormer police inspector "Truly of the Yard" investigates the mystery of the disappearing bus.
12:20pm
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Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
12:35pm
(repeat)
Dani's House
A sitcom/sketch show for Children's BBC starring Dani Harmer. Dani is left at home to look after her annoying younger brother Max.
1pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Second Greatest Story Ever ToldThe Harpers experience internal competition regarding a nativity play when both Nick and Susan audition for parts. Who will get a leading part and who will be a shepherd?! Meanwhile Ben is suffering from a severe toothache but is reluctant to put his trust in any other dentist.
1:40pm
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My Family
Series 3, Episode 7 - Waiting To InhaleMichael's date arrives with another boy so he decides to take Janey's advice... he tries to make Bex jealous! He pretends he's going out with Abi and it seems to work... but is it Bex who Michael really wants?
2:15pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 7, Episode 5 - He Ain't Heavy, He's My UncleUncle Albert has been mugged and Del is determined to bring the perpetrators to justice. But is Uncle Albert telling all he knows...?
2:20pm
(repeat)
Just Good Friends
Series 2, Episode 6Penny believes she may be pregnant. After getting over the initial shock, Vince is more supportive than usual and he discusses it with his father when he and Penny visit his parents for dinner.
3pm
(repeat)
As Time Goes By
Lionel and Jean were young lovers until accidentally losing touch. Years later they meet again by chance and unexpectedly rekindle their romance.
3:05pm
(repeat)
Horrible Histories
Series 2, Episode 6The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors are even madder than he is, and Emperor Elagabalus launches his pranktastic Roman lottery.
3:10pm
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Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 31 - Tidy UpBitzer begins to regret having tried to get the sheep to clean up the yard.
3:20pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 10 - Goodnight Sweet FerretWhen word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought.
3:40pm
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dinnerladies
Series 1, Episode 2 - RoyalsA Royal visit is made to the factory; Stan hopes to be recognised by the Prince, whom he met in 1967, but the Prince is only interested in bumming a smoke and a bunk-up in a cupboard with Brenda.
4pm
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Shooting Stars
Series 7, Episode 6Pop star Paloma Faith, dance star Louie Spence, Top Gear host James May and Inbetweeners star James Buckley star on tonight's edition of the surreal panel game.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Keeping Up Appearances
Suburban snob Hyacinth Bucket devotes her time to monitoring standards and attempting to impress influential people.
4:20pm
(repeat)
Rising Damp
Series 3, Episode 5 - Fawcett's PythonMiss Jones raises supsicions about new tenant Madeline. Rigsby's not too bothered about her brand of "modern interpretive dancing", but isn't that keen on her partner...
4:40pm
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Have I Got News For You
Series 37, Episode 1With host Frank Skinner and guest panellists Alan Duncan and Katy Brand.
4:50pm
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Home To Roost
Series 3, Episode 5 - High SpiritsMatthew goes ghost hunting - in the spare room. Henry is sceptical until Matthew takes him to an allegedly-haunted railway station.
5pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 5, Episode 1 - Full Steam BehindFoggy takes Compo and Clegg to see a piece of history - the Steam Preservation Society's reopening of an old railway line.
5:20pm
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Only When I Laugh
Series 3, Episode 6 - Dear DiaryWhen Norman keeps a diary about life on the ward, everyone is anxious to get their hands on it.
5:20pm
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5:40pm
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Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 20, Episode 9 - The Phantom Number 14 BusFormer police inspector "Truly of the Yard" investigates the mystery of the disappearing bus.
6:20pm
(repeat)
Open All Hours
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Cool Cocoa Tin LidGranville decides to get cool. He's got the open necked shirt and the shades, but where's a poor errand boy going to find a medallion?
6:45pm
(repeat)
Shaun The Sheep
Series 1, Episode 24 - The VisitorA spaceship containing a little green alien crash-lands on the farm, so Shaun and his friends help it out.
7pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 3, Episode 6 - The Second Greatest Story Ever ToldThe Harpers experience internal competition regarding a nativity play when both Nick and Susan audition for parts. Who will get a leading part and who will be a shepherd?! Meanwhile Ben is suffering from a severe toothache but is reluctant to put his trust in any other dentist.
7:20pm
(repeat)
Last Of The Summer Wine
Series 30, Episode 10 - Goodnight Sweet FerretWhen word goes around town that Old Heptonstall is looking for volunteers, Hobbo and his army of volunteers, namely Alvin and Entwistle, go and visit him without a second thought.
7:40pm
(repeat)
My Family
Series 3, Episode 7 - Waiting To InhaleMichael's date arrives with another boy so he decides to take Janey's advice... he tries to make Bex jealous! He pretends he's going out with Abi and it seems to work... but is it Bex who Michael really wants?
8:20pm
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Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ashes To AshesWhen Trigger's grandmother dies, the Trotters attend the funeral and Del agrees to sell off some of her possessions. These include a couple of precious urns, one of which, on inspection, appears to contain the ashes of Trig's grandfather. They need to dispose of them in a fitting way.
9pm
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 5 - DrunkFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
9pm60 min version (repeat)
Live At The Apollo
Series 7, Episode 8 - Jack Whitehall, Josh Widdicombe, Shappi KhorsandiHost Jack Whitehall leads the way for Josh Widdicombe and Shappi Khorsandi.
9pm40 min
Red Dwarf
Series X, Episode 2 - Fathers & SunsEvery year Lister sends himself a Father's Day card to celebrate the fact that he is his own father. However, when Rimmer points out he's been a lousy father to himself, Lister decides to do something about it.
9pm30 min
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 3Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
9pm
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Moone Boy
Series 1, Episode 5 - GodfellasWhile Fidelma joins the church choir, Martin's confirmation service leads to an epiphany: he wants to become to an altar boy. Has he got what it takes?
9:30pm
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Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ken On EKen has his eye on becoming a local Lib Dem councillor, but Dylan getting into a fight at school sets his ambitions awry. Lorna intends that Cuckoo and Ken do a little bonding.
9:30pm
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Trollied
Series 2, Episode 7Lorraine vents her anger in Julie's direction when a chuffed Leighton returns to work. Meanwhile, Katie updates Kieran on the latest in her love life.
9:40pm
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Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
9:40pm
(repeat)
Red Dwarf
A selection of episodes from Series IV followed by a repeat of tonight's new episode from Series X. Repeated again as of 00.15.
10pm
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That Mitchell And Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 5A modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac gives some tips on how to get Debbie to switch off EastEnders long enough to read her a love poem. There's an in-depth documentary about documentaries, and a very angry discussion about christenings. Meanwhile, David and Rob look for a sensitve new way to end their sketch show, just to prove they have depth.
10pm
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Ronna & Beverly
Episode 5Inbetweener Simon Bird, former MP and dance floor whirlwind Ann Widdecombe and Emmy-nominated actress Ashley Jensen brave Ronna & Beverly's outrageous questioning.
10pm30 min
Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 11Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.
10pm45 min
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 7On the panel this week is teen pop sensation Conor Maynard, Katie Price, and top comic Chris Ramsey.
10pm
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A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 2In this week's fix, Arsenal's Gael Clichy and comedian Dara O'Briain join in the fun.
10:20pm
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Rev.
Series 1, Episode 5Adam makes friends with a man who's keen to get married at St Saviour's. The pair share pints in the local pub and even go jogging together... but the bromance comes to a crashing halt.
10:30pm
(repeat)
Jason Manford Live
Jason Manford employs his acute observational humour to talk us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette and the lies that dads tell.
11pm
(repeat)
Only Fools And Horses
Series 2, Episode 2 - Ashes To AshesWhen Trigger's grandmother dies, the Trotters attend the funeral and Del agrees to sell off some of her possessions. These include a couple of precious urns, one of which, on inspection, appears to contain the ashes of Trig's grandfather. They need to dispose of them in a fitting way.
11pm
(repeat)
Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 3 - Tentacles Of DoomWhen a nearby relic has its importance upgraded by the church, a group of bishops pay visit to the island.
11pm
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Hunderby
Episode 7A wealth of secrets are unravelled - not least the origin of bubbly milk - and everything that was known at Hunderby is turned upside down.
11:05pm
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Fresh Meat
Series 2, Episode 1It's the start of the Spring Term. Paul Lamb, the invisible housemate, has now moved out, so the group are charged with the task of finding a replacement.
11:05pm
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The Jonathan Ross Show
Series 3, Episode 8 - Stephen Fry, Taylor Swift...In tonight's show, Jonathan chats to the one and only Stephen Fry, and US pop sensation Taylor Swift.
11:20pm
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Mock The Week
Series 11, Episode 11Milton Jones, Katherine Ryan and Josh Widdicombe are the guests appearing in this one.
11:35pm
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Father Ted
Series 2, Episode 4 - Old Grey Whistle TheftThe arrival of rebellious young priest Father Damien Lennon coincides with the theft of a whistle belonging to Mr Benson, the picnic area supervisor. Suspicion, however, falls upon Ted.
11:40pm
(repeat)
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 2 - The One-Armed Man Is KingWhen Joke Shop proprietor Lance has an under-the-counter arm transplant, the result is not quite what he expected. Meanwhile, useless debt collectors Glen and Big Barry have a run-in with the terrifying Lisgoe, and mortician Owen Fallowfield talks about his singular career.
Midnight
(repeat)
Dead Ringers
TV impressions show that ran throughout the 2000s. Featuring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Phil Cornwell, Kevin Connelly and Mark Perry.
12:20am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 5 - DrunkFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
12:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 3Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
12:30am
(repeat)
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 3Russell Howard returns to pore through another week's weird and wild news stories and international media events.
1am
(repeat)
Men Behaving Badly
Series 4, Episode 6 - In Bed With DorothyFlat share sitcom following security salesman Gary and his lodger, as they attempt to navigate the opposite sex.
1am
(repeat)
Cuckoo
Series 1, Episode 3 - Ken On EKen has his eye on becoming a local Lib Dem councillor, but Dylan getting into a fight at school sets his ambitions awry. Lorna intends that Cuckoo and Ken do a little bonding.
1am
(repeat)
The IT Crowd
Series 4, Episode 2 - The Final CountdownMoss becomes a celebrity by beating all records on a popular puzzle show...
1:30am
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Rev.
Series 1, Episode 5Adam makes friends with a man who's keen to get married at St Saviour's. The pair share pints in the local pub and even go jogging together... but the bromance comes to a crashing halt.
1:40am
(repeat)
8 Out Of 10 Cats
Series 14, Episode 1More facts, polls, figures and laughs. Host Jimmy Carr is once again joined by team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson as they discuss the topical events that set the great British public's chins wagging.
2am
(repeat)
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 3, Episode 2 - The One-Armed Man Is KingWhen Joke Shop proprietor Lance has an under-the-counter arm transplant, the result is not quite what he expected. Meanwhile, useless debt collectors Glen and Big Barry have a run-in with the terrifying Lisgoe, and mortician Owen Fallowfield talks about his singular career.
2am
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Peep Show
Series 3, Episode 2 - SectioningMerry, an eccentric old friend from university, is back on the scene, and things are looking up for Jeremy when she offers him the chance to manage a pub she owns.
2:25am
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Comedy World Cup
Episode 4In episode four, captain Andy Parsons, Jon Richardson and The Chuckle Brothers take on Omid Djalili who is joined by Daniel Sloss and Joe Pasquale. Hosted by David Tennant.
2:30am
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Sports Mash - Taking The Mic
ITV4 show in which archive sport footage is given a comic twist with new commentary supplied by comedians.