Television
TV schedule Monday 1st October 2012
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Series 2, Episode 5 - Arkwright's Mobile StoreArkwright proves his ambition by expanding the business... he buys an old ice-cream van.
My Family
Series 2, Episode 3 - Parisian BeautyBen is convinced the French exchange student they're housing, Sylvie, is eyeing him up... but who does she really fancy him? Michael is horrified when he discovers he'll have to share a room with Nick!
My Family
Series 2, Episode 4 - Trust Never SleepsBen has yet another new assistant, this latest one was dumped by her dentist husband.
A League Of Their Own
Series 3, Episode 7Corden and co are joined by Amy Williams and Jack Whitehall.
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
Ronna & Beverly
Episode 4TV presenter Fern Britton, Strictly Come Dancing's fringed favourite Claudia Winkleman and 70s and 80s singing icon Michael Bolton are this week's guests facing intrusive questioning from madcap hosts Ronna & Beverly.
Gavin & Stacey
The first three episodes from the sitcom by Ruth Jones and James Corden. Repeated again as of 00.20.
Have I Got News For You
Series 41, Episode 1Jack Dee hosts the satirical panel game, with guest panellists Caroline Wyatt and Jon Richardson.
Threesome
Series 2, Episode 1 - Back To SchoolMitch's drive toward maturity and finding a career leads him to teaching. Unfortunately he needs to improve his maths and so heads back to school, where he quickly falls in with a bad crowd.
Hunderby
Episode 6News of Helene's pregnancy brings a celebratory mood to Hunderby, before Geoff's future is placed in jeopardy.
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Series 26, Episode 2Team captains Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding are joined on the anarchic music quiz by choir master Gareth Malone and rapper Wretch 32, all under the watchful eye of guest host Example.
Have I Got News For You
Series 42, Episode 8Miranda Hart hosts the topical panel quiz for a third time, with guest panellists Reginald D Hunter and Labour's Tom Watson MP.
Russell Howard's Good News
Series 7, Episode 1Russell's back for a new series, and on his radar this week are the iPhone 5, a man who shot himself in the buttocks during a film screening, and meets a sheep shearer in the Mystery Guest segment. The Good News Extra comic is Felicity Ward.
Gary: Tank Commander
Series 3, Episode 2 - Good ExerciseGary delights Captain Fanshaw by 'saving his life' on a competitive skills exercise.
Citizen Khan
Series 1, Episode 6The Khans have a spare invite for the wedding. For Mr Khan, the fewer guests the better.
The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year
Episode 12 - The Big Fat Quiz Of The 00sJimmy Carr hosts the third and final of the special decade editions. Why did the US briefly rename French Fries? How did the Crazy Frog cause controversy? And what on earth was Touch the Truck?
Only Fools And Horses
Series 1, Episode 1 - Big BrotherAfter flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
Frank Skinner's Opinionated
Series 2, Episode 1 - LondonFrank is in London with guests Lee Mack and Miranda Hart.
Meet The Parents
Series 2, Episode 3Emma has been set up by her boyfriend Wez. Will Emma endure the madness of his fake family for a full three hours in order to win an amazing holiday?
Gavin & Stacey
Series 3, Episode 6Nessa and Dave's wedding is fast approaching and the preparations are in full swing. Stacey breaks some life-changing news to Gavin while Bryn and Jason finally put their big secret to bed.
Celebrity Juice
Series 8, Episode 5Keith, Holly and Fearne are joined by Olympic gold medallist Jessica Ennis, boxer Amir Khan, comedian Joe Lycett, and TOWIE star Joey Essex.
The League Of Gentlemen
Series 1, Episode 6 - Escape From Royston VaseyMr Chinnery has some bad luck with a calving cow. Edward's local shop receives an unexpected visitor.